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Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Proverbs by kattie101(f): 7:40pm On Jun 11, 2009
sylve11:

no be small thing plantain see b4 dem call am bole cool

hahahahaha
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by kattie101(f): 4:11am On Jun 09, 2009
NOV 24th
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nairaland Members Would You Prefer To Date? by kattie101(f): 4:10am On Jun 09, 2009
@ poster, none
Culture / Re: Which State Are You From? by kattie101(f): 6:32pm On May 27, 2009
Edo state to the fullest
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by kattie101(f): 7:06am On May 23, 2009
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in
Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting
flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical
faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa
in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty
thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont
respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som time
due to low injin =
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due
1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the
landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the
dead!)

@ seun, am still dying from laugh. LMFAO, my rib carge hurts so bad
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actor Van Vicker! Hot Or Not? by kattie101(f): 7:41pm On May 21, 2009
He is hot, but his dressing is soo horrible. He need dressing lessons.lol
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Beautiful Actresses In Africa Are Ghanaian by kattie101(f): 7:30pm On May 21, 2009
were did all dis bad belly come from, sayin ghanian actress are prettier and have better body than nigeria actress. only Ini edo finish all the the ghanian actress with beauty, not to talk about gene, omo sexy, rita dominic, oge okey, stephanie okereke, dakore egbuson, mercy johnson. can u compare dis to only two actresses dat are active in ghana. pls say something better, if u guys have nothing to say at all.
Celebrities / Re: Upcoming Nigerian Actors, Models, Dancers, Comedians Photos And Profiles by kattie101(f): 7:20pm On May 21, 2009
LMFAO, Am just dying of laugh. wat kind of pixs are dis.

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Celebrities / Re: Danity Kane by kattie101(f): 6:11am On Oct 12, 2008
i love danity kane,  but am not a fan.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by kattie101(f): 5:56am On Oct 12, 2008
neyo- miss independent

keri hilson - energy
Music/Radio / Re: P-Square: Peter & Paul Okoye by kattie101(f): 5:55am On Oct 12, 2008
i love psquare, but paul look like a player, to me.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Actor/Actress You Want To Slap? by kattie101(f): 5:52am On Oct 12, 2008
jim lyke, cos dat dude is so annoyin and stupid. everything about him is so fake, including is accent.
Politics / Re: Al-Qaeda Plans To Bomb Nigeria? by kattie101(f): 5:35am On Oct 12, 2008
[
skyy04:

That means Al Qaeda has ran out of plans and ideas Too good to be true

lol, dat so true. This thread don't make any sense!!!
Politics / Re: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by kattie101(f): 5:30am On Oct 12, 2008
f, k oprah, she doesn't know anything about Nigerians. she always sit on her fat ass, talking about other countries,
Culture / Re: Which State Are You From? by kattie101(f): 1:41am On Oct 12, 2008
Edo state,
Culture / Re: Where Are You From? by kattie101(f): 1:38am On Oct 12, 2008
both parents from edo state,
Culture / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Tribalistic? by kattie101(f): 1:35am On Oct 12, 2008
bumax:

Being openminded,means u don't judge people based on the color of their skin,religion,creed,belief,tribe etc.There is really no barrier,except what we humans conjure in our imagination.After all we breath the same air and bleed the same red blood,we make a mockery of God's work and His essence when we reason otherwise. "ONE LOVE".
shushu i really will love 2 meet u in person,if it's fine by u,this is my mail add. bufo2001@yahoo.com wink

i don't get the part, were u said " u don't judge people base on the color of their skin" as far as i know. Nigerians don't have different skin color,
Family / Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by kattie101(f): 1:20am On Oct 12, 2008
ud4u:

Poster you deserve a slap for posting this thread, see your big head, international mumu

abi oo, the dude is such a freak,
Religion / Re: What If Obama Is The Anti-Christ? by kattie101(f): 1:07am On Oct 12, 2008
i don't understand this thread, how can Obama be anti-christ. And what does Obama religion has to do with politics if i may ask
Romance / Re: What Would You Talk About On The Phone With Your Girlfriend? by kattie101(f): 12:54am On Oct 12, 2008
chessguru:

anything and everything

like what
Phones / Re: Show your Phone by kattie101(f): 4:23am On Jun 03, 2008
palm centro. dis is my baby!!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Is He Cute? by kattie101(f): 6:05am On May 16, 2008
hmm he his ok.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: See by kattie101(f): 6:02am On May 16, 2008
na wa oooooooooooo
Romance / Re: Interracial Dating & Marriage ("Jungle Fever") by kattie101(f): 3:10am On Apr 14, 2008
whatever make people happy, vanilla and choca always make a nice mix!
Romance / Re: Things You Miss About Your Ex Lover. by kattie101(f): 3:07am On Apr 14, 2008
lol, don't miss shit about any ex-boyfriend.
Romance / Re: How To Get A Man to Kiss You? by kattie101(f): 3:04am On Apr 14, 2008
lol, this is kinda weird, no further comment.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by kattie101(f): 6:10pm On Mar 13, 2008
blah blah blah blah blah

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