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Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 8:36pm On Jun 18, 2019
ameh1314:
Wehdone Sir.... Hope you've gotten the mail? Biko you guys should just let us be.
Lols
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 11:22am On Jun 17, 2019
evablazen:
Coz I discussed with the HR yesterday and he reassured me it will start on the 24th...I can'tpost a screenshot for evidence
Ok, Thank you...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 10:41am On Jun 17, 2019
evablazen:
TS starts next week Monday, 24th. You are getting a mail this week
Why are you So Sure?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 10:54am On Jun 16, 2019
Sonship9:
Latest information reaching me is that mails will roll in latest Monday. Just know that between now and Monday, you'd all be given positive feedbacks.

My source is classified as I earlier said. Spoke with them shortly yesterday on phone.
Monday is just tomorrow, Our eyes on our mails
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 6:34pm On Jun 14, 2019
tobasamuels:
That's not the point chief, it's a discussion, back and forth, point and counter, sally and rejoinder.
You mentioned the workload and I brought points why the money makes the stress worth it.

You could have responded with your points e.g
1. Quality of life without all the stress
2. Money is not everything as work-life balance is also important
3. Unrealistic targets push people to increasingly troubling acts of desperation

And so on....
Sometimes, it's not all about the money... I got an offer for Access Bank Executive Trainee in 2017. The process started with an aptitude test to a panel interview then a video conference interview and finally a one on one interview with a senior HR representative that came from their headquarters. Medicals eventually followed and then the offer came. The process lasted for about 6-7 months I think.

When the success mail came, I was given a task they called "Final Assessment". In this final assessment, I was given 10 account opening forms to ensure that ten people open accounts with them depositing a minimum of 200k per person within 5 working days. Yes this was not a marketing position; it was an executive trainee position (what we are calling graduate trainee position here).

If I can't bring the 10 people, I was given an option of bringing a single person to fix 5million naira for six months. That is a compulsory precondition to be fulfilled before attending training school and it must be completed within 5 working days.

I was given some forms to fill and amongst the many forms included:

- Bond of Training Form- on this form, I was to co-sign it with a guarantor that is either a level 16 civil servant, a manager in a multinational organisation, Blue chip company or a commercial bank. On this form, I'm signing jointly with the guarantor that I'm not leaving access bank the moment I report to training school for two years. Any attempt to leave, even if it's a job with world bank, both I and the guarantor will pay the bank 2million naira.

- Bond of Fidelity- on this bond, I'll present a guarantor who has a minimum balance of 2 million naira in his account with transaction worth 5million naira in his account over the past six months. Here , we are signing that any losses I incur to the bank during my period of service will be jointly paid by the both of us.

I was able to mobilise the 10 ppl to open the accounts but told them not to deposit yet until I take a decision whether to accept the offer or not.

When someone told me that I will be mandated to take a car loan which will be probably be a Hyundai or a KIA worth 5million after training school to be paid in 5 years unless I show them evidence of having a not more than 6 months old car, I realised they wanted to tie me down.

I rejected the offer, dropped the microphone and left the stage.

Firstbank does not have such unrealistic conditions. Their is more Job security for Firstbank Staff in comparison to other banks . Though the salary is a bit low, should you be called for training, kindly appreciate remembering the long queue u saw on the date of aptitude test but could not be called for AC. Appreciate the almighty for receiving the mail for medicals amidst many who are still expecting.

Life is one step at a time
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 10:29pm On Jun 12, 2019
If this is true, they should please send the success mails on time so that people will be sure that they have been selected for ample time for those who want to resign in their work places to. Success mail and Resumption should be at least around 10- 15 days to be fair to all.

My thoughts though
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 5:13pm On Jun 11, 2019
Luckyomon:
modify please.
Modified
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m):
Luckyomon:
alright then, I am quoting Justice Okafor. He said today. ...fingers crossed.
I think it's inappropriate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 7:47pm On Jun 01, 2019
katukameshack:
Please, the mail stipulated dates for only Abuja and Lagos. When is Abuja's Documentation holding for those who were privileged to contact the HR?
Thank u..
For Only Enugu and Lagos rather.... When are the dates for ABJ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 7:27pm On Jun 01, 2019
Please, the mail stipulated dates for only Abuja and Lagos. When is Abuja's Documentation holding for those who were privileged to contact the HR?
Thank u..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 6:21pm On May 09, 2019
Ok,Thank you...do u have an idea of how long the exercise lasts and whether it must be done on a fixed date?
kaka22:
Documentation and Medicals
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by katukameshack(m): 3:40pm On May 07, 2019
After the A.C, what's the next step?
No medicals? 'cos I'm hearing documentation being mentioned.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2018 by katukameshack(m): 4:43pm On Mar 06, 2018
They've started sending links for the online test...Goodluck everyone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by katukameshack(m): 10:12pm On Feb 24, 2018
honunlimited:
Thanks bro What does the question look like
sorry I'm coming late....I guess you've seen the questions... hope it was fine?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by katukameshack(m): 7:12am On Feb 24, 2018
honunlimited:
Can u describe to me how I can get to the test venue, my test date is tomorrow (Saturday)

COMPUTER & TELECOM AND SERVICES (NIG.) LIMITED - Address: Plot 1014, Samuel Ademulegun street, Jinifa Plaza, Suite 18E, Central Business District, Abuja, Nigeria
enter a taxi going to central area, tell the taxi man you want to go to Jinifa Plaza....he should know where u are heading to
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by katukameshack(m): 9:09pm On Feb 23, 2018
aimmoney9:
JUST HEARD THAT STERLING BANK HAS ALREADY CHOSEN THEIR PEOPLE THROUGH WORKFORCE AND SENT THEM INVITES LAST WEEK TO ATTEND AN APRITUDE TEST THIS SATURDAY............WHO ELSE HAS GOTTEN THIS INFO.......PLEASE SHARE
Not Saturday.... we wrote the aptitude test in Abuja today (Friday)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee Update From Workforce by katukameshack(m): 6:56pm On Feb 20, 2018
Anzabur:
Aptitude test invites have started rolling in please check ur emails...
They sent a text Message preempting me about receiving the invite by 6pm....to this minute, av checked my inbox and Spam but nothing is there....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: GTB Aptitude Test 2016 by katukameshack(m): 12:27am On Feb 12, 2018
Please help with GTBank past questions... help send to meshiekay@gmail.com .....thanks in anticipation of a response from anyone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fbnquest Merchant Bank 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by katukameshack(m): 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2018
hydar1:
Same here, I was also shortlisted. It will be difficult to attend the test in Lagos. Maybe we should all mail them careers@fbnquestmb.com. maybe they could create a venue in Abuja.
yeah...that's true...I'll do that tomorrow
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fbnquest Merchant Bank 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by katukameshack(m): 12:36pm On Feb 04, 2018
JoeEINSTEIN:
Hey guys, been combing through the 2016 thread here @ https://www.nairaland.com/3426691/2016-firstbank-graduate-trainee-programme/39

Here are some links to some past questions:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wax6ptbon3b2s5o/AAADIbv5eZjiPvGEGSJYTbmWa?dl=0

https://nigerianjobsgoogle..com.ng/p/dragnet-gse-questions-answers-in-pdf.html?m=1

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/pumpc2iorjkcmrk/AAC62QuhERN1zwGLXE3shNCMa?dl=0

Best wishes to everyone!
the thread you shared is for normal FBN retail banking Graduate trainee. that one is normally being handled by dragnet. this one is different, it's their merchant bank; Dragnet did not handle the application as we all applied from their site. I think this should be the firstime this is being administered and might not have past questions nor a known format. just practice and expect anything.

they ought to have made a test centre available in Abuja...so that once their is an invite to Lagos, it should be for training school. I might not come for the test...dem no try
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fbnquest Merchant Bank 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by katukameshack(m): 3:17pm On Feb 03, 2018
Pwettyqueenessy:
I received an Aptitude test invitation that is to hold in lagos but I'm in kaduna. Is there any hope of a Change of location?
same too , applied from Kaduna...at least, they should have made a venue available in Abuja too...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fbnquest Merchant Bank 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by katukameshack(m): 1:35pm On Feb 03, 2018
invitation for Aptitude test mails have started rolling.... I just received mine...problem is: test centre is Lagos while I am in Kaduna
PoliticsAPC Propaganda Machinery by katukameshack(op): 7:37am On Apr 16, 2016
A salute to APC Propaganda Machinery:

Sometimes It's laughable when people return all glories of Lies to Alh. Lai Moh'd. Their is more to Lai's lies than the man himself.

Their is a propaganda machinery in the party that for over the past 11 months, it has remained the most functional silent ministry in Buhari's government.

The Ministry of propaganda headed by an unknown leader has Lai Moh'd as just one out of the many publicity secretaries it has. Considering the fact that their has been a constant fall in megawatts of electricity produced in the country, a persistent fuel crisis as well as the fall in value of our legal tender, one will be forced to say that the ministry of propaganda had even been stronger than Fashola's ministry of power, Buhari's ministry of petroleum as well as Kemi Adeosun's ministry of Finance.

This ministry has a wide coverage in terms of membership, ranging from the high and mighty in the government to the Adesinas and Shehus. The rudder of coverage extends to the social media arm headed by some generals that were served with Rice by the first lady few months ago in the ASO rock. The greatest arm of the ministry are those in the simpleton axis. They are found in 'mai-shayi', 'akara woman' and mai waina joints, carrying old Kchibo radios and a 15 megabytted phone that opens blogs like Olu famous and other APC apologetic blog.

The ministry is so efficient that it tries to build capacity to coverup anything done by this government in the wrong dimension.

My salute goes to this propaganda machinery based on their ability to change topics until they have a grip of one that turns the attention of Nigerians away from boiling issues in the country. In January when the federal government couldn't pay salaries on time, this propaganda machinery was fuelled to start spreading rumors of returned loots. Their greatest feet was strengthened by the arrest of Dasuki.

As time moved on, people already got tired of the Dasukigate so they restrategized and shot a lasting shot by launching #IstandWithBuhari which was later kicked to the dustbin against all odds by the commander in chief.

When #IStandWithBuhari was kicked, propaganda gradually went out of hand, Nigerians gradually started seeing the webs removed from their eye as they were hit by increase in fuel prices joined by long queues in gas stations, epileptic power supply amidsts myriads of other problems. Nigerians gradually started complaining. This propaganda ministry gradually realized that their support base is gradually loosing ground, they revisited the need for an intensive media coverage of Sarakis trial but Nigerians were less interested in that; to Nigerians, the fuel crisis was a bigger devil to them than that.

They jumped into bringing Amaechi to blame the national assembly regards the Lagos-Calabar rail with funny "#IStandWithBuhari-like organizations" called CUPS calling for protest in the national assembly but Goddamit! Nigerians were less interested.

The machinery saw the need to go back to their directorate and restrategize. Boom!! They had a catchy topic : Buhari's visit to China, Nigeria had moved most of her foreign reserve to Yuan, Dollar has now lost about 70% value. And it had gone viral. The common APC man on the street now claims that "The dollar had just lost value". Most of them are now celebrating the loan when the hard fact is; "the Yuan charade was brought in to blind APC fanatics from remembering the fuel crisis." Its a psychological tactics....

I salute the APC propaganda machinery!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Create A New Topic by katukameshack(m): 2:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
lols, people can be funny
PoliticsRe: Buhari And His Cabinet Might Not Get It by katukameshack(op): 1:54pm On Mar 30, 2016
SUPERPACK:
he is nt allowed to defect, if he must change party, then he will vacate his post, Apc won the presidential election nt buhari
Yes, APC did, Tambuwal as speaker of the house of reps then won under PDP but defected. the courts said its alright. Kwankaso, Nyako, Abdulfatai Ahmed were all PDP governors before they defected to APC....
the courts said its alright
PoliticsBuhari And His Cabinet Might Not Get It by katukameshack(op): 1:31pm On Mar 30, 2016
Let me say it raw.....

If Buhari wants to progress, he needs change.
He should strengthen any other political party other than PDP,APC,APGA or LP.

He must decamp from APC to a new party other than the above mentioned. In fact , I propose him decamping to PRP, SDP, ACPN or any other low key political party.

In the new party, he should ensure that they shouldn't accept any decampee after he has decamped.

He should sack everybody in his current cabinet and appoint new ones that are ready to work.

He should then ensure that he throws away any 2019 bid to contest for second tenure. He should even observe the 2019 campaigns from a distance, supporting no one.
It is then that his anti corruption crusade will catch well, his philosophy will see light.

But my fear is; will he not be impeached? Will he not be killed?

But only when he does this before we can confirm those that are ready for change...

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