₦airaland Forum

Is this the fall of all drinks not water?
Because I know people will start following this and make it a trend globally.

This one did not want to shake table again…. he wants to carry table away.
The roads you will see here on this thread, better already add Graphic Photos; Disturbing Pictures or Mind Boggling Pictures Inclusive.
Because bad roads in Nigeria are just like the Highway of Hell.

Which of the roads did the government not know are deplorable?
Or which of these roads do they not ply overnight?
Even the same government hardly care because their vehicles uses the Monroe 31000 Monro-Matic Plus Shock Absorbers, so a bad road is not their problem.

I'm beginning to suspect their hairstyle as their code of recognition.
Just saying though….

Osebanjo:
LOL. Nokia behind Itel, Infinix, Tecno? Well in Africa. Even Samsung and Iphone are behind the low budget brands specifically made for Africa.

How can a king commit rape?
Playboy king.

Abba Kyari comes to mind.

engrchykae:
the lesson there is simple"adapt or die"
Nokia suffered for it's wickedness.
I remember those student years in Futo, Nokia be giving us that attitude of "do you want java or symbian?"
Ericsson was giving their customers both features while Nokia was being a slave master
We kept on following Nokia like fools,they thought we were fools,when in 2011/2012 Tecno arrived with cheap androids,we were like eureka!!!!!!
Since then I haven't had any date with Nokia,I don't care what they intend to offer anymore

Bro, this your comment is the real finishing touch to my comment.
Nokia really goofed.
Although I can't confirm, I heard a Nigerian man approached them that they should switch to Android back then and he will be their main patronizer for Nigerians in the market, but he was turned down. So the said man went to China and that came about the birth of Tecno and Infinix.
Now see where we are today.

Sighting the headline, I thought the OP made a mistake of not completely writing the full figure.
Opening the thread, seeing the amount, ₦100.00k, I sought the date and believed it must be in the 1970s to 1980s.

But I was shocked, even more than the Chief of Shocks to see the year was date 2018!
Ahhhh! We have sinned against GOD!!!

Although officially, the amount of money awarded isn't what matters, but the letter itself. But still, this amount awarded is a very very shameful, downgrading, depressing, discouraging and useless amount that can be ever awarded to anyone of such academic excellence.

This is sadly what our education sector has reduced to.
But wait, the award was done on the Akagum Scale.

Do you even know what it means to be shot?
You need to stop the intake of excess Jennifer.
Also, command your heart to switch back to its original function of pumping blood instead of the overload you're giving it to start catching feelings.

Only that love thing can make one crazy at times if care is not taken….
Sorry bro….
I can't understand you, but I feel for you.

Nokia made a regrettable mistake in their delay to switch to android devices. They had already denominated the market back then. But their refusal to cooperate with the global change now have them scrambling behind Itel, Tecno and Infinix.

Who started the insecurity that led to uprising?
Was it not the Fulani marauders?
Or do you expect everyone to keep silent and start running helter skelter?

Please….

If only you can perceive well that both MEND, Niger-Delta Avengers NDA and all others from the Niger Delta region are same people.
Just multiple names for divers roles.
Well, let's see if the Fulanis will make good their threats.
But MEND will not joke with response….
Perhaps Edwin Clark and Goodluck Jonathan will not interfere.

He is not like Jesus, he is like Muhammad.

Then your ex-girlfriend is Bobrisky.

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Okay, Fair enough,
Sensible members of the house, we are waiting for you.

Happy Democracy Day to all sane Nairalanders [/quote]Which Democracy are we celebrating?
What's to be celebrated in insecurity, inflation, killings, murder, kidnappings, forced ransom payments, dilapidated roads, poor educational structure to mention a few?

They need not have included point 1 and 2, because they never cared. They should have just started from their normal point 3 as point 1. Protecting their party is what has always been on their mind, regardless of what happens to the people.

We don't need their sympathy but their actions. Because one thing certain is that, once people are threatened to the point that they resolve to picking up arms to defend themselves, you have lost their trust. And that's something you can hardly get back.

Action garners people's attention, not silence.
The people are being killed in cold blood, and all we hear are dirges from the government instead of actions to counter the evil. How then do you expect people to keep believing in this country?

Don't work hard to protect parties' interest alone.
Work hard to protect lives. Work hard to protect properties.
Work hard to to protect farmers. Because should famine strike, no one will remember what is PDP or APC.

Please....

OnionBandit:
I shouldn't have dignified a cheap drug addict with a response

Damn!

Pained?
Sorry.
I'm not and will never be into drugs.
You just should have admitted you stepped on the wrong toes.
Next time, you should watch your comments and how you relate with people.
Morning.

They just started.
They must not stop.
They must continue.
No going back.
Their last experience on their wasted tomatoes and peppers didn't teach them any lessons.

Continue….

OnionBandit:
Dumbo, the message goes this: how I wish Muslims and Christians can unite in doing good as they do when they have evil to do...so we can have a better world

? Stop taking all these cheap satchet alcoholic drinks please

Oh!
You were so dumb to see the beginning of your sentence?
You were so dumb to understand what you typed compare to what you thought you meant?
You see why you then need to rephrase?
You simply cannot change that now.
My dear, go to sleep.
The drugs you must have taken are still having effects on you.
And stop taking drugs…. it ain't good for your mental health.

Will it be live?
Waiting for it….

OnionBandit:
now shataap and get lost. If you don't understand the message, just move on. It's too early to sound stewpid! Who are you to warn me?

What is in the message that anyone won't have understood?
Or don't you read what you posted as a comment?
You most have been high this early morning to ask me who I am to warn you.

OnionBandit:
Fidelis Francis, a resident of cross-river...A Christian

...And lukman Jimoh, a Muslim.

The Christian thief must have invited the one with the Muslim name over.

Nigerians are always United when they have something evil to do

Your comment is very senseless, and will not be regarded as sarcastic or hilarious.
Be careful.
Be warned.
Don't use this platform for such religious bigotry.

With more terrible things happening, so Twitter is the threat?
I'm saying this for the first time, this government is somehow clueless.

What would have happened if reverse was the case?

Disappointing reaction from the Aare Ona Kakanfo.
Very very disappointing.
Continue to give them warning on the eternal scale while they keep unleashing terror.
Call on all Southwest Governors to rise like they actually cared.
Calling or berating FG is pointless.
The South already know who are behind the killings with the reaction of every security outfit in the country.
Everyone in the South can keep sleeping and waiting for the FG and Southwest governors to do something about it, they will do something about it in the afterlife.

After Twitter, possibly Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Youtube and others might be banned too…. so that when the time comes for the showdown whistle to be blown, you will have nowhere to upload any detail(s) of Deep Inside Africa version of the 21st century Holocaust.
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Don't take me serious on this; what do I even know?
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It's under the influence of too much stress.

Well, I've known this for long.
That's why when some guys are trying to gain a lady's attention by praising her beauty and comparing hers to that of a mermaid; (mammy•water) I just laugh inside of me, like, "If only you know what a mermaid looks like, you'd not be laughing sheepishly because he said you fine like mammy•water, rather you'd burst into tears that you are pretty damn horrible."