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Romance › Re: Case closed by Kayberg: 11:45pm On Jun 19, 2021

SweetHearted:
You cannot tell me that these men proposing to her, do not have fiancee whom they want to marry.

Is it now that they suddenly realized that they need a woman?

What if the woman did not come here to request an advice?

Are you telling me that these men have not seen any other woman before and that it is this woman whom they don't even know whom they really want?

Those men proposing, how many other women are they equally proposing to?

Some of them may have proposed to 100 ladies before, just to have sex.

That is how men are.

They would even propose to a she goat whenever they want to have sex.

An ignorant lady would not know that it is all for sex.

A good and mature man who really wants marriage is different from some sex starved men who are always in Romance section of nairaland looking for women to deceive.

The best a woman can do is to ignore their so called proposal.

This your comment is a real explanation to my comment.

Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:43pm On Jun 19, 2021

Idarachris84:
I just laughed out my heart o.
Bros what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose is soul!
Abeg migrate fast fast o.
Thank God it wasn't so serious!
How come they haven't deleted the thread yet!
Trash!

Politics › Re: Look At These Two Photographs Of Our Troops And Tell Me What You Think by Kayberg: 11:42pm On Jun 19, 2021

Why arm of each man there bandaged? Na only there injury dey?

Politics › Re: This Is What Wikipedia Puts The Population Of Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani As.... by Kayberg: 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2021

theTranslator:
Igbo is actually about 20% While Yoruba is around 22%

Simple. Just go to their site and edit it.

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Politics › Re: This Is What Wikipedia Puts The Population Of Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulani As.... by Kayberg: 3:52pm On Jun 18, 2021

When did Wikipedia carry out this census that I wasn't counted?

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Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:46am On Jun 18, 2021

swarley75:
I suspect he was playing the game while charging for a long time.

That's not an excuse.
I play games on my phone while charging for hours.
In fact, if there is no electricity, I don't like playing games because I'll need my battery for other things. I play my games and still have my battery at 100%.

I think the Improvised 'Electronic' Device (IED) of a phone just couldn't handle the task.

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Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Note 10 Pro Nearly Killed Its Owner by Kayberg: 11:41am On Jun 18, 2021

Be glad you weren't killed, so you still have the chance to repent.
It's a sign of the End Time.
Repent.

Politics › Re: “bubble May Burst Soon” – Gani Adams To UN, US, Others by Kayberg: 11:20am On Jun 17, 2021

Please who have needles?

Please don't ask me what I need it for.

Romance › Re: So It Has Gotten To This? How Did We Get Here?? by Kayberg: 11:16am On Jun 17, 2021

Here we go.

Politics › Re: If US And UK Can Peacefully Split, Why Can’t Nigeria: Aminu Sa'ad Beli by Kayberg: 11:06am On Jun 17, 2021

Nigeria is not even among the top 20?
Why then are they using cows to disturb the peace and harmony of the quiet people? What is the essence of the incessant killings?

With these, I think Nigeria too can do the needful.
Enough of this bloodshed in the name of One Nigeria.
If separation is what will bring about lasting peace, please bring it on.

If the people you claim to be governing turns to the enemies you start killing because they wanted freedom from oppression, what then are you? A leader for real?

Please for GOD'S sake, stop the bloodshed.
GOD has visited this country for their too much of injustice and too much innocent bloodshed.

It is quite clear all regions wants to secede. Everyone is already tired of Nigeria. But it seems only those in the government does not.
That is the power of minority and power.

We are tired.

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Politics › Re: Just In, Facebook Has Deleted Adamu Garba Page. by Kayberg: 11:05pm On Jun 16, 2021

The guy thought he could shake tables on the Twitter row…. not knowing that Nigerians are no longer interested in shaking tables…. they break them if the table no gree make them carry am.

But Nigerians, una no get chills o!

Health › Re: Shocking Live Blood Analysis After VACCINATION - LOOK by Kayberg: 11:04pm On Jun 16, 2021

Sports › Re: Paul Pogba Removes A Heineken Beer Bottle At Euro 2020 Press Conference (pics) by Kayberg: 10:12am On Jun 16, 2021

Is this the fall of all drinks not water?
Because I know people will start following this and make it a trend globally.

Celebrities › Re: Killed By Friends Mistakenly On Her Birthday by Kayberg: 8:58pm On Jun 15, 2021

Politics › Re: Post Pictures Of Your Area Bad Roads by Kayberg: 8:34pm On Jun 15, 2021

This one did not want to shake table again…. he wants to carry table away.
The roads you will see here on this thread, better already add Graphic Photos; Disturbing Pictures or Mind Boggling Pictures Inclusive.
Because bad roads in Nigeria are just like the Highway of Hell.

Which of the roads did the government not know are deplorable?
Or which of these roads do they not ply overnight?
Even the same government hardly care because their vehicles uses the Monroe 31000 Monro-Matic Plus Shock Absorbers, so a bad road is not their problem.

Christianity Etc › Re: If You Are Not From Christ You Can Never Perform Any Miracle Odumeje Tells Those by Kayberg: 4:10pm On Jun 15, 2021

I'm beginning to suspect their hairstyle as their code of recognition.
Just saying though….

Phones › Re: Nokia G20 Out To Murder Some Brands by Kayberg: 1:44pm On Jun 15, 2021

Osebanjo:
LOL. Nokia behind Itel, Infinix, Tecno? Well in Africa. Even Samsung and Iphone are behind the low budget brands specifically made for Africa.

Crime › Re: Ahoada Traditional Ruler Rapes 16-Year-Old Girl; Family Threatened by Kayberg: 1:37pm On Jun 15, 2021

How can a king commit rape?
Playboy king.

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Politics › Re: Ganduje: I Will Be Active In Politics Beyond 2023 by Kayberg: 6:58am On Jun 15, 2021

Abba Kyari comes to mind.

Phones › Re: Nokia G20 Out To Murder Some Brands by Kayberg: 6:35am On Jun 15, 2021

engrchykae:
the lesson there is simple"adapt or die"
Nokia suffered for it's wickedness.
I remember those student years in Futo, Nokia be giving us that attitude of "do you want java or symbian?"
Ericsson was giving their customers both features while Nokia was being a slave master
We kept on following Nokia like fools,they thought we were fools,when in 2011/2012 Tecno arrived with cheap androids,we were like eureka!!!!!!
Since then I haven't had any date with Nokia,I don't care what they intend to offer anymore

Bro, this your comment is the real finishing touch to my comment.
Nokia really goofed.
Although I can't confirm, I heard a Nigerian man approached them that they should switch to Android back then and he will be their main patronizer for Nigerians in the market, but he was turned down. So the said man went to China and that came about the birth of Tecno and Infinix.
Now see where we are today.

Education › Re: Eksu Best Graduating Student Rewarded With N100 by Kayberg: 6:13am On Jun 15, 2021*

Sighting the headline, I thought the OP made a mistake of not completely writing the full figure.
Opening the thread, seeing the amount, ₦100.00k, I sought the date and believed it must be in the 1970s to 1980s.

But I was shocked, even more than the Chief of Shocks to see the year was date 2018!
Ahhhh! We have sinned against GOD!!!

Although officially, the amount of money awarded isn't what matters, but the letter itself. But still, this amount awarded is a very very shameful, downgrading, depressing, discouraging and useless amount that can be ever awarded to anyone of such academic excellence.

This is sadly what our education sector has reduced to.
But wait, the award was done on the Akagum Scale.

Romance › Re: I Have Been Shot, Pls Nairaland I'm In Danger, Help Me!! by Kayberg: 6:04pm On Jun 14, 2021

Do you even know what it means to be shot?
You need to stop the intake of excess Jennifer.
Also, command your heart to switch back to its original function of pumping blood instead of the overload you're giving it to start catching feelings.

Only that love thing can make one crazy at times if care is not taken….
Sorry bro….
I can't understand you, but I feel for you.
cry

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Phones › Re: Nokia G20 Out To Murder Some Brands by Kayberg: 5:53pm On Jun 14, 2021

Nokia made a regrettable mistake in their delay to switch to android devices. They had already denominated the market back then. But their refusal to cooperate with the global change now have them scrambling behind Itel, Tecno and Infinix.

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Politics › Re: Insecurity: There May Be No Elections In 2023 – AYCF Suggests by Kayberg: 5:48pm On Jun 14, 2021

Who started the insecurity that led to uprising?
Was it not the Fulani marauders?
Or do you expect everyone to keep silent and start running helter skelter?

Please….

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Niger Delta Militants Respond Miyyeti Allah by Kayberg: 2:56pm On Jun 14, 2021

If only you can perceive well that both MEND, Niger-Delta Avengers NDA and all others from the Niger Delta region are same people.
Just multiple names for divers roles.
Well, let's see if the Fulanis will make good their threats.
But MEND will not joke with response….
Perhaps Edwin Clark and Goodluck Jonathan will not interfere.

Politics › Re: JUNE 12: Buhari Is Like Jesus - MURIC Tells Protesters by Kayberg: 10:07am On Jun 14, 2021

He is not like Jesus, he is like Muhammad.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless,see Why by Kayberg: 10:43am On Jun 12, 2021

Then your ex-girlfriend is Bobrisky.

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Politics › Re: Geographers, Map Of Nigeria Is Deceitful by Kayberg: 8:03am On Jun 12, 2021

[quote author= post=102630878] huh

Okay, Fair enough,
Sensible members of the house, we are waiting for you.

Happy Democracy Day to all sane Nairalanders [/quote]Which Democracy are we celebrating?
What's to be celebrated in insecurity, inflation, killings, murder, kidnappings, forced ransom payments, dilapidated roads, poor educational structure to mention a few?

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Politics › Re: Oyo PDP Splits As ‘Unity Forum’ Emerges by Kayberg: 5:31am On Jun 11, 2021*

They need not have included point 1 and 2, because they never cared. They should have just started from their normal point 3 as point 1. Protecting their party is what has always been on their mind, regardless of what happens to the people.

We don't need their sympathy but their actions. Because one thing certain is that, once people are threatened to the point that they resolve to picking up arms to defend themselves, you have lost their trust. And that's something you can hardly get back.

Action garners people's attention, not silence.
The people are being killed in cold blood, and all we hear are dirges from the government instead of actions to counter the evil. How then do you expect people to keep believing in this country?

Don't work hard to protect parties' interest alone.
Work hard to protect lives. Work hard to protect properties.
Work hard to to protect farmers. Because should famine strike, no one will remember what is PDP or APC.

Please....

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Crime › Re: Two Arrested For Robbing A Church In Ogun (Photo) by Kayberg: 8:46am On Jun 10, 2021

OnionBandit:
I shouldn't have dignified a cheap drug addict with a response

Damn!

Pained?
Sorry.
I'm not and will never be into drugs.
You just should have admitted you stepped on the wrong toes.
Next time, you should watch your comments and how you relate with people.
Morning.

Business › Re: Northern Farmers Lament As Onions Rotten Over Refusal To Ship To South by Kayberg: 8:37am On Jun 10, 2021

They just started.
They must not stop.
They must continue.
No going back.
Their last experience on their wasted tomatoes and peppers didn't teach them any lessons.

Continue….

grin

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