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Phones › Re: The End Of Xender As Google Play Introduced Sharing App Service by Kayberg: 7:13am On Feb 28, 2021

teewhizzy4real:
flash share was noot dropped it was ungraded to Xender.. Sho get

Flash Share and Xender installed as a separate App.

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Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 1:12am On Feb 28, 2021

IAMPEDRO:
A spirit that can slap an innocent human is that one a spirit, A spirit that can buy and can't pay is that one a spirit. Be afraid of those who can slap you, kill you physically and also kill your spirit. Yeye spirit, na me you wan use your anger on, go and use it on those who cut short your life.

You're still inexperienced about such paranormal stuffs.…

Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 12:58am On Feb 28, 2021

mashad:
Just go straight and narrate your story without exaggeration. No true Muslim dislike Jesus(isa) as we accord them respect while also dignifying them as a prophet of God. If any of your relative really hate to hear jesus, then their faith and believe is feeble and cannot be regarded as true muslims

Your thoughts bro….but it ain't working on me.
I live among Muslims and I know what I'm puting up with on daily basis all because of our faith. Our relatives before used to mock us directly for our faith in JESUS CHRIST and even mocked our JESUS. So I know much too well about that lies you just compiled up there and what it is called.

If you think they ain't good Muslims with what they do, how they pray, go to worship centres, wear hijab, recite and quote the Koran, celebrate and mark all Islamic holidays among others, and all the Muslims I happen to live among till date, then it's nothing to write home about. Because they persecuted us even to the death. But for GOD with us, we survived them all.

So you don't need to try convince me about what I already know, live and even witness, and still witnessing.

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Politics › Re: Benue And Plateau States Sending Yam And Tomatoes To The South. by Kayberg: 11:38pm On Feb 27, 2021

They'll soon repent.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 11:35pm On Feb 27, 2021

Queenslander:
I talk ham, my instincts never fails me

Your instincts…on what grounds?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline. by Kayberg: 10:19pm On Feb 27, 2021

And the government and the CAN bodies will be silent as usual….
We are watching....
There is nothing GOD cannot do, unless he is one of those as written below:

Revelation 6 (KJV)
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⁹ And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
¹⁰ And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
¹¹ And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

Family › Re: My Aunt's Husband Is A Monitoring Demon. by Kayberg: 10:16pm On Feb 27, 2021

zedegit:
The man doesn't provide for her. He's a loafer; always in one betting shop or the other but feels entitled to food.

He bares her from coming home after 7pm and often locks her out of the house.

Yet same nincompoop comes home anytime he wants. What should she do?

She's tired of his nonsense.

Did your aunt not see the red flags before marrying him?
Marriage is not what you dive into in the name of, "I love him/her; I can change him/her... bla bla bla."

It's about patience to know the responsible one on both parties involved.

Your aunt just had her cross….
She can always carry it with the same love she had when she shut her eyes to marry him.

Science/Technology › Re: 'Weirdest Fish' Man Has Ever Caught Has Human-like Teeth & A Freaky Smile (Pics) by Kayberg: 9:59pm On Feb 27, 2021

I'm quite sure that jaw will be similar to JAWS. A snap on can take off a finger.

Travel › Re: Woman Shares Injury Inflicted On Her By A Bolt Driver (Photos) by Kayberg: 9:49pm On Feb 27, 2021

treatise:
Did they ask you to handle the burial expenses? �

No.
Though I tried my best to refrain, but they both on both occasions took it for cowardice. The first got a kick to the neck. I thought he was going to die. I almost peed on me seeing him slump and going still. But I and his friends were poured water on him, dragged him and he revived. Since then, we became friends, though we don't talk much because I'm not used to making/keeping friends.

The next was similar, but a punch.
He wanted me to become their friends afterwards, but base on same reason, I refrained.
Guys like troubling anyone they observed to be quiet back then…. Mostly for test of strength I assume.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 9:42pm On Feb 27, 2021

Queenslander:
um, lemme guess your Yoruba?

Yea sure…. I am.

Phones › Re: The End Of Xender As Google Play Introduced Sharing App Service by Kayberg: 6:25pm On Feb 27, 2021

When Xender was introduced, Flash Share was dropped and now, it's no longer in use. Xender trends for long, only to soon suffer same fate as its predecessor.

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Romance › Re: Taxi Driver Welcomes 'chinese' Baby With Wife Who Works As A Maid In A Chinese by Kayberg: 6:19pm On Feb 27, 2021

Smart Taxi Driver.
Hope he ain't playing with the risk of the combination of the first letters of the above nick I just gave him….

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Blasts Blogger Ifeoma For Trying To Steal Her Husband Via Blackmail by Kayberg: 5:51pm On Feb 27, 2021

Can someone steal someone else's husband if the husband does not make himself available for stealing?
Never fight over a man. He is a father of many nations.
If he will not be available for any other woman, let him practice the fidelity himself.

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Politics › Re: Court Stops Folasade, Tinubu’s Daughter, Others From Levying Computer Village by Kayberg: 3:53pm On Feb 27, 2021*

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Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 3:49pm On Feb 27, 2021

Queenslander:
lool, your last paragraph,. The female husband will provide a guy of her choice to have sex with her..

Mmm….
That's logical though….
Will like to get to know more about this culture.

Investment › Re: . by Kayberg: 1:53pm On Feb 27, 2021

SavageResponse:
I don't even think you know what is regarded as a Ponzi scheme otherwise you won't be talking this rubbish!

Now, that's a SavageResponse.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 12:51pm On Feb 27, 2021

Queenslander:
lool, yeah. Buh not completely,. She mustn't be a divorcee, a widow, or a single mother.. she could be a young lady without kids,.

A young lady without kids?
Where will she then get the kids she'll have?
Or perhaps you marry her for a child of yours?

Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 10:33am On Feb 27, 2021

K4daniel:
Sincerely all these stories happen in real life because we are in the kingdom of men..

These weird ghost stories are not new even in the bible..when jesus was said to have risen lots of people saw their dead relatives..

But my own conclusion is this, since jesus had risen and promised to comeback again. Anyone risen as a ghost before jesus time is not a born again, we are to go to heaven as a born again not to be wondering about.. we have two kingdom in this world, the kingdom of God and of the devil, you either belong to one..in the kingdom of God there is orderliness and Satan's kingdom is filled with all sorts of manipulations where a demon could enter a dead body in form of a beautiful girl and go visit a brother in a night club just to fulfill the assignment of satan.

The devil could use dead body for his assignment. If you noticed most born again go to heaven..their soul is at rest and peaceful because their soul is precious to God.

Now my story, I am the last born, My dad was the faji (enjoyment, womanizer) type enjoy and had fun..wasn't born again until his death..the house was troubled..different noise hear and there..we thought it was his spirit but i noticed it was just an evil spirit capitalising on that because he was not a born again..but when my mum left at a good life she was born again...PEACE AND JOY FILL the entire home, sweet aroma of God's presence took over the burial.

I am not perfect, God is the owner of knowledge and miseries but I strongly believe real born again christains dont wonders about with all these stories, they go straight to heaven and no more wrong ghost stories about them. Peace and Joy fill everywhere in fact a pastor died and the cloud was fill with glory.People looked up and saw open heaven. The video was sent across social media.

You see bro, I just love this comment of yours. It shows you're knowledgeable about these things. So I'll make my comment in support of yours because I know even if many do not understand, or find it weird, you will understand.

On the day we were called that my grandmother no longer open her eyes, neither rise from her bed, we were all sad because she was such a good woman everyone was proud to point to that, "Hey you, that's my grandmother there too." And the other will be still. She was known throughout the entire village.

Now, when we were called about her still state, my mother travelled over to go see her. (Her husband, my grandfather was also a very nice and good man. The whole village shook by the news of his demise that both the old and young, including those who were lame came over to lament why would anyone kill such a man. Some old cried that would GOD they had died in his place. He was a Muslim till he was murdered. But after he died, there was dread and his spirit's movements was noted everywhere. Dogs barked. Children cried.) But my grandmother was a practicing Muslim with her husband. But after she came to stay with us, seeing the power in the name of JESUS CHRIST without the use of any diabolical beliefs, she converted secretly. None of her other children knew she had converted. Her name was never changed. She stopped praying the Islamic way. People thought she had become lazy as a Muslim but she kept sealed lips. The only thing remaining was how to stop the yearly sacrifice. When my mum moved to tell her about it, she said, "Indeed I do buy and kill ram, but I do that for my children, not for any god as a sacrifice."

Now, fast forward to when my mum went to see her on her death bed, as soon as my mum said she mentioned her name that she should talk to her, she tried to force her eyes open but she couldn't. Then she began to pray to GOD for her for forgiveness of sins. While my mum was praying, she said she saw someone like in the appearance of brilliant white light standing at the feet side of the bed. While dhe saw the soul of grandmother sitting on the bed, but her eyes were pure white without the pupil or iris.

Moments later, grandmother died.
No dogs barked.
No children cried.
No strange or terrifying spirit movements nor disturbances noted.
No one knew anything had happened until calls were made all around to inform everyone.

Mom called us and broke the news. Even though nothing really do shake me, that day I sobbed. Then add inquired of GOD and GOD confirmed that it was time for grandmother to leave. That her death was natural.

Now, years later, I saw myself in a place. In that place I was, I could see that there was at about 4 feet rise, I see another land. The weather there as like golden evening. While I was surprisingly observing that place, the land that is about 4 feet higher than where I was, the golden evening weather, the beauty of that place, I looked upward and saw my grandmother. Her body was like the most youthful, clear, clean and fair. Her body radiates and reflects with the colour of the golden evening weather.

Immediately I saw her, I knew her and I mentioned her name in surprise! She turned around and saw me. She was so happy to see me. She called my name and came walking towards me in a great radiation and sense of joy and happiness. She was clothed in a white robe that reaches to her feet. She came to me, stooped down and was consoling me with cool words in joy and happiness. She was telling me never to look back from the Way I am. She told me to never be afraid of anything. She told me to stick to my beliefs and never ever doubt what I have been taught about this Way. She said many other words I could not recall. She just kept mentioning I should never look back, never turn aside or draw back.

While she was saying these words I was admiring her and the radiance of her beauty. She raised her right hand and patted my head. Then she stood up and was going away. And I woke up.

Now, I and my family were the only Christians in our family, both in dad and mom's lineage, including grandmother who later converted secretly. But on seeing these things, we began praying for all our relatives that GOD should convert them, because they were hardcore Muslims and really hate to hear the name of JESUS CHRIST. But to GOD be the glory for honouring our prayers. Now, many of them have converted.

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Forum Games › Re: ╚►start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) Part 3 ◄╝ by Kayberg: 8:09am On Feb 27, 2021

(Wow! The good old days on nairaland.)

TV Show wey Edge for WWE retire go start, but him still come back come join wrestling again.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 8:04am On Feb 27, 2021

Queenslander:
okay then, good. In Igbo culture.. there's effectively what we call a female husband,. Which literally means a woman can marry another woman.. I can pay bridewealth, and thus marries another woman,. By doing so, I become the social and legal father of her children.. but please note,. There will be no sexual intercourse.. so don't think about any lesbian shit happening between us.. lool,.

OK…
I think I get it now….
But that could be if the woman married is either a widow with children or a single mother with children?
Did I guess it right?
Oh! Come on…. I'm not a perv…. Everything wouldn't have to be about sex.

Travel › Re: Woman Shares Injury Inflicted On Her By A Bolt Driver (Photos) by Kayberg: 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2021

virtue123:
Some people are expert at pushing people to the extremes.a goat can bite when pushed to the walls.

quote author=Kayberg post=99445880]I don't even know what to say….
But those who attacks and beat people just like that without any fears of the person slumping and dying; how do you do it?
Because a two time experience of personal engagement in a defensive brawl taught me to never fight anyone ever again as the end story might not be pleasant….
Each time I remember, it still kind of send chills down my spine.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2021

Queenslander:
your obviously ignorant, ask me why? And I'll elaborate..

Not ignorant.
Just not racking my brains over what you can simply explain.
Elaborate.

Celebrities › Re: Lady Gaga Offers N190 Million If You Can Find Her Dogs by Kayberg: 8:54pm On Feb 26, 2021

How can we in Nigeria search for pets stolen over there? They travelled to Nigeria like in the animation, titled Madagascar?

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Crime › Re: Eyewitness Captures The Moment That Armed Robbers Attacked A Bank In Delta (vide by Kayberg: 8:50pm On Feb 26, 2021

Hope no one was killed?

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Politics › Re: NUJ Calls For Sheikh Gumi’s Arrest by Kayberg: 8:35pm On Feb 26, 2021

And who will arrest him?

Health › Re: Help, Sore Throat (belubelu) Is Killing Me by Kayberg: 8:30pm On Feb 26, 2021

Mekudi:
Its been a week that I have been feeling pain in my throat, I can't drink or eat without feeling pain, I have been drinking hot water and using Ciprotab and no changes.
What can I use to get rid of it.

Buy Ampicilin Capsule.
2 in the morning and 2 at night for 3 days and you will thank GOD.

Travel › Re: Woman Shares Injury Inflicted On Her By A Bolt Driver (Photos) by Kayberg: 8:28pm On Feb 26, 2021

I don't even know what to say….
But those who attacks and beat people just like that without any fears of the person slumping and dying; how do you do it?
Because a two time experience of personal engagement in a defensive brawl taught me to never fight anyone ever again as the end story might not be pleasant….
Each time I remember, it still kind of send chills down my spine.

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Politics › Re: DSS, Police, Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Sunday Igboho — FFK (Video) by Kayberg: 7:48pm On Feb 26, 2021

EmekaA125:
YORUBAS ARE COWARDS.

Yorubas are peace loving, so they do not always resolve quickly to replying everthing with bloody violence. But once you pushed them and they turned around, blood will flow.

Remember, that was same thing you Hausas and Igbos said back then before the rise of the formation of OPC during the General Sani Abacha military junta. Yorubas do not always rise to shed blood, but that does not mean they're cowards. Because their revenge is always fatal.

Politics › Re: DSS, Police, Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Sunday Igboho — FFK (Video) by Kayberg: 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2021

etrouble:
Yoruba kee you there.

I can see you're up for an e-trouble, so I won't pick one with you to avoid being banned.
But if you're not a Yoruba, then Yoruba kee you there.

Forum Games › Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 7:42pm On Feb 26, 2021

Queenslander:
lool. Gist is, In my culture,. I can actually marry a man and another woman,.

Oga/madam, nor confuse me abeg.
Which one is you can actually marry a man and another woman?
Are you a man or a woman?

Politics › Re: Attempt To Arrest Sunday Igboho By Crack Squad Fails by Kayberg: 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2021

Trying to silence the defensive while they keep launching the offensive against the defenseless….
Nigerians, see your country.
Yorubas, see your lives outside.

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Politics › Re: DSS, Police, Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Sunday Igboho — FFK (Video) by Kayberg: 3:44pm On Feb 26, 2021

Trying to silence the defensive while they keep launching the offensive against the defenseless….
Nigerians, see your country.
Yorubas, see your lives outside.

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