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Forum GamesRe: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 3:40pm On Feb 26, 2021
Queenslander:
lool.. it's possible na!!
Gist me….
PoliticsRe: Babangida Linked To Abacha's Assassination And Abiola's Death by Kayberg: 3:27pm On Feb 26, 2021
Everyone who knew these stories are afraid to talk because there is no safety and security for them. That's why they all keep shut.
All are silent till these generation is past.
Forum GamesRe: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Kayberg: 2:00pm On Feb 26, 2021
Queenslander:
um, we saying the same thing,. Presently I don't have a husband, wife or daughter,.. only my mother!!
How can you have a husband and a wife?
Christianity EtcRe: Rev King Gets 17 Pages Of ThisDay Birthday Advert While On Death Row (Photos) by Kayberg: 1:52pm On Feb 26, 2021
And someone out there still believes in him….
How do people brainwash and programme some people so easily and flawlessly?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Vows To Deal With Bandits, Warns Against Ethnic Profiling by Kayberg: 9:05am On Feb 26, 2021
Since when sir?
PoliticsRe: Stop Quarrelling In Public — NEF To Northern Governors by Kayberg: 9:02am On Feb 26, 2021
Na confusion enter enemy camp…
Nigeria degrading by the day…
PoliticsRe: Bandits: Governors, Lawmakers Donate Money To Us (video) by Kayberg: 7:04pm On Feb 25, 2021
No wonder they're being pampered….
PoliticsRe: Stop Calling Bandits Criminals – Sheikh Gumi by Kayberg: 6:33pm On Feb 25, 2021
See what Nigeria finally become….
We have sinned.
CrimeRe: Policemen Forget Phone In Student’s Car After Extorting Him Of N150K In Rivers by Kayberg: 5:49pm On Feb 25, 2021
Village people followed that one around, still followed him enter the guy's car and use his career swipe 'egbon in the afternoon'.
RomanceRe: Missing Lady In Lagos by Kayberg: 5:43pm On Feb 25, 2021
Since December?
And announcement made just today?
I pray she's safe wherever she is, if she is still safe.
EducationRe: Funniest Thing That Occurred To You While In Primary /secondary School... by Kayberg: 5:37pm On Feb 25, 2021
Was the best student in primary school.
Most challenging in secondary.
Been a loner since childhood.
Excited over nothing.
Feels just nothing.
I am hollow.
TravelRe: Ever Been In A Near Plane Crash Situation? by Kayberg: 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2021
Dad's experiences were scary.
EducationRe: FUTO Student Commits Suicide By Hanging In His Room (Photo) by Kayberg: 8:30am On Feb 25, 2021
Really sad.
But that's not suicide, that's murder.
This was how a younger brother to a friend of mine was murdered and hanged in India to confuse the police.
Immediately I saw the picture, I told him this ain't suicide, this is murder.

No suicidal will still have his legs on the floor and die.
The police really need to work on this and fish out the murderers.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2021
hstar:
Abi
Na because reality never hit dem
U are right
RomanceRe: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Kayberg: 10:15pm On Feb 24, 2021
If we tell you guys to stop seeping dongoyaro and monkey tail, you'd start shouting we are against your pleasure and sex life. Now see how they're using millions of your unborn kids as underwater sacrifice through the honey pot your eyes cannot look through….

Ayamatanga laughed hysterically.
If your friend's girl laughs that same way, she they know your friend will be quickly alerted. So they used bass, treble, tenor and soprano, with G-Minor and F-Major to romantically mock his depletion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: There Are Honest Nigerians- I Found One Today(pics) by Kayberg: 10:02pm On Feb 24, 2021
He is a true Yoruba man. Kudos to the honest Yoruba men out there. GOD bless us all.
EducationRe: So What They Say About Igbo Men Is True! See What Was Spotted In Onitsha by Kayberg: 9:59pm On Feb 24, 2021
Blood Money.
CrimeRe: Reps Reject Motion To Allow Citizens Carry Arms by Kayberg: 9:47pm On Feb 24, 2021
[quote author=Psalmos11 post=99391989][/quote]That app damage phones….
CrimeRe: Reps Reject Motion To Allow Citizens Carry Arms by Kayberg: 9:42pm On Feb 24, 2021
Fear of becoming the secondary target.
So now, we are to rely on lopesided security agents and/or bare hands against armed•to•the•teeth killer herdsmen?
Interesting….
EducationRe: These Photos Prove That 'craze' Did Not Start In This Generation by Kayberg: 9:37pm On Feb 24, 2021
chatinent:
Hanging Mary was very brutal, and not a good punitive measure.


Oh, poor Mary.
And the person Mary killed?
What are you saying about that?
TravelRe: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Closed Throughout Saturday February 27 by Kayberg: 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2021
Third Mainland Bridge…. Bad experiences…. Not personal though….
CelebritiesRe: Singer Kimberly Michelle's "Butt Implant Deflates" While Twerking On Instagram by Kayberg: 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2021
A deflatable butt…. Tampering with nature never result well….
Science/TechnologyRe: Indonesian Fisherman Stunned To Find Mutant Baby Shark With Human Face (Photos) by Kayberg: 2:27pm On Feb 24, 2021
Perhaps a diver dropped some pap into the waters and its momma tried it….
A while later, 'humahark' would have been born.
But why usually in Indonesia?

Check this link too!
https://www.nairaland.com/6184276/mutant-one-eyed-albino-baby-shark
RomanceRe: I Caught My GF Lying ,yet She Won't Admit It. by Kayberg: 1:31pm On Feb 24, 2021
A honest reply and advise:

waleyp:
Let Her Know Then Move On, If You DonT Tell Her Now Then You Will Still Find Yourself WalkIn Circle.Move On
And a poon controlled mind's reply:

Tbvxl:
Thing is I love this girl helplessly. And I can't help it
Once I hear such reply, all I do say is, "Bros, do whatever you like, but don't ever let me know once you contact STuDy."

The most difficult person to ever advise is someone in love.
EducationRe: 40 Incorrect English Statements Nigerians Make by Kayberg: 12:30pm On Feb 24, 2021
Bhams:
Good day!
There are some English sentences we make in Nigeria that are incorrect.Hence, Knowing the correct sentences will be most beneficial to the reader.Below, are the common mistakes we make and their correct versions.See the statements below:
1.Wrong:The woman is under pregnancy.
Right: The woman is pregnant.
2.Wrong:The man gave a good lecture to the masses.
Right:The man delivered a good lecture to the masses.
3.Wrong:He is my senior brother.
Right:He is my elder brother.
4.Wrong:I want to cut my hair(barber my hair), I need a good barber.
Right:I want to have a haircut, I need a good barber.
5.Wrong:He delivered the speech without mixing words.
Right:He delivered the speech without mincing words.
6.Wrong:He drew the periodic table off head.
Right:He drew the periodic table offhand.
7.Wrong:She is my junior sister.
Right:She is my younger sister.
8.Wrong:You don't know how to hide secrets.
Right:You don't know how to keep secrets.
9.Wrong:She is the last born of my family.
Right:She is the last child of my family.
10.Wrong:We seriously need to hire a gate man.
Right:We seriously need to hire a gate keeper.
11.Wrong:Call a meeting of the shareholders.
Right:Summon a meeting of the shareholders.
12.Wrong:You guys are enjoying.
Right:You guys are enjoying yourselves.
13.Wrong:He had a very fatal injury.
Right: He had a serious injury.
14.Wrong:My is paining me.
Right:My leg is hurting me.
15.Wrong:I will give you the book next tomorrow.
Right:I will give you the book the day after tomorrow.
Despite the possible corrections, OP still made a mistake in 14.
14. Wrong: My _ is paining me. (What was paining you?)
CrimeRe: 12-Year-Old Boy Shoots His 15-Year-Old Girlfriend Dead In Jigawa by Kayberg: 12:03pm On Feb 24, 2021
12 years old boy claiming to be a boyfriend to a 15 years old girl….
While we were still at their age, we still bath outside bare, wear only pants to anywhere.
But now, they're already claiming man because they know the way into a woman's body….

Rubbish.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 8:45am On Feb 24, 2021
I don't argue with those who claim they do not believe in superstition, supernatural and paranormal.
I see them as people inexperienced to be argued with.
When reality deal with them, they'd learn.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beggar Using A Mobile Phone In Lagos (photos) by Kayberg: 7:00am On Feb 24, 2021
What if he was a spy, a scout?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Returning A Lost Phone A Crime? by Kayberg: 6:53am On Feb 24, 2021
puregrace:
Some members of RCCG,so they claimed,came to visit one of their church member but lost their phone.
I was passing by around 2pm or so,saw an android phone on the car burnet under y'day(Sunday) hot sun. I picked it and was expecting the owner to call so i could give them back.
Expectedly,they called and I told them to come to where their car is parked at 2pm. They came and I returned their phone. They were just praying as if I was not suppose to give it back.
Since y'day,some of my neighbours are still blaming me,one did not even respond to my greetings this morning because i returned a phone to its owner
You did the right thing.
This good deed will still follow you around.
Do not let anyone make you turn to the wrong direction of the world all because you did something good.
GOD bless you bro.
RomanceRe: DON’T LIE!! Have You Ever Reject Sex Offer From A Sexy Lady Before? by Kayberg: 8:59pm On Feb 23, 2021
If I am to accept all sexual advances/approach, I'll have been with over a 100 ladies.
Yes, you read it right.
But I have a decision to remain a virgin for a reason I'll not disclose despite my age.
PhonesRe: Meet The Nigerian A World Renowned Tech Guru, Who Co-designed Iphone & Ipad's XL by Kayberg: 8:40pm On Feb 23, 2021
heniford2:
lol u dey crazy why don't ur muslim sick brothers start going to school instead of investing on banditry?
Sentence completed.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by Kayberg: 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Highlighted doesn't mean physical SWORD!

Note what happens when his followers of twelve responded and brought out TWO swords, Jesus instantly realized that his friends are yet to grasp his spiritual language so he said "that is enough" Luke 22:36-38

You will understand better if you can IDENTIFY Jesus' true followers (JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) today, each member have his or her own Spiritual SWORD {Ephesians 6:17} our swords are sharp at all times as you won't find us go about with incomplete Bibles even if we have to go about with tore clothes our Bibles must be intact because it's what Jesus asked us to cherish most! Luke 22:36

God bless you and may you have PEACE! smiley
Highlighted means both physical and spiritual sword.
Understanding the Bible is crucial.

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