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Celebrities › Re: Singer Kimberly Michelle's "Butt Implant Deflates" While Twerking On Instagram by Kayberg: 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2021
A deflatable butt…. Tampering with nature never result well….
Science/Technology › Re: Indonesian Fisherman Stunned To Find Mutant Baby Shark With Human Face (Photos) by Kayberg: 2:27pm On Feb 24, 2021
Perhaps a diver dropped some pap into the waters and its momma tried it….
A while later, 'humahark' would have been born.
But why usually in Indonesia?

Check this link too!
https://www.nairaland.com/6184276/mutant-one-eyed-albino-baby-shark
Romance › Re: I Caught My GF Lying ,yet She Won't Admit It. by Kayberg: 1:31pm On Feb 24, 2021
A honest reply and advise:

waleyp:
Let Her Know Then Move On, If You DonT Tell Her Now Then You Will Still Find Yourself WalkIn Circle.Move On
And a poon controlled mind's reply:

Tbvxl:
Thing is I love this girl helplessly. And I can't help it
Once I hear such reply, all I do say is, "Bros, do whatever you like, but don't ever let me know once you contact STuDy."

The most difficult person to ever advise is someone in love.
Education › Re: 40 Incorrect English Statements Nigerians Make by Kayberg: 12:30pm On Feb 24, 2021
Bhams:
Good day!
There are some English sentences we make in Nigeria that are incorrect.Hence, Knowing the correct sentences will be most beneficial to the reader.Below, are the common mistakes we make and their correct versions.See the statements below:
1.Wrong:The woman is under pregnancy.
Right: The woman is pregnant.
2.Wrong:The man gave a good lecture to the masses.
Right:The man delivered a good lecture to the masses.
3.Wrong:He is my senior brother.
Right:He is my elder brother.
4.Wrong:I want to cut my hair(barber my hair), I need a good barber.
Right:I want to have a haircut, I need a good barber.
5.Wrong:He delivered the speech without mixing words.
Right:He delivered the speech without mincing words.
6.Wrong:He drew the periodic table off head.
Right:He drew the periodic table offhand.
7.Wrong:She is my junior sister.
Right:She is my younger sister.
8.Wrong:You don't know how to hide secrets.
Right:You don't know how to keep secrets.
9.Wrong:She is the last born of my family.
Right:She is the last child of my family.
10.Wrong:We seriously need to hire a gate man.
Right:We seriously need to hire a gate keeper.
11.Wrong:Call a meeting of the shareholders.
Right:Summon a meeting of the shareholders.
12.Wrong:You guys are enjoying.
Right:You guys are enjoying yourselves.
13.Wrong:He had a very fatal injury.
Right: He had a serious injury.
14.Wrong:My is paining me.
Right:My leg is hurting me.
15.Wrong:I will give you the book next tomorrow.
Right:I will give you the book the day after tomorrow.
Despite the possible corrections, OP still made a mistake in 14.
14. Wrong: My _ is paining me. (What was paining you?)
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Shoots His 15-Year-Old Girlfriend Dead In Jigawa by Kayberg: 12:03pm On Feb 24, 2021
12 years old boy claiming to be a boyfriend to a 15 years old girl….
While we were still at their age, we still bath outside bare, wear only pants to anywhere.
But now, they're already claiming man because they know the way into a woman's body….

Rubbish.
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 8:45am On Feb 24, 2021
I don't argue with those who claim they do not believe in superstition, supernatural and paranormal.
I see them as people inexperienced to be argued with.
When reality deal with them, they'd learn.
Nairaland General › Re: Beggar Using A Mobile Phone In Lagos (photos) by Kayberg: 7:00am On Feb 24, 2021
What if he was a spy, a scout?
Nairaland General › Re: Returning A Lost Phone A Crime? by Kayberg: 6:53am On Feb 24, 2021
puregrace:
Some members of RCCG,so they claimed,came to visit one of their church member but lost their phone.
I was passing by around 2pm or so,saw an android phone on the car burnet under y'day(Sunday) hot sun. I picked it and was expecting the owner to call so i could give them back.
Expectedly,they called and I told them to come to where their car is parked at 2pm. They came and I returned their phone. They were just praying as if I was not suppose to give it back.
Since y'day,some of my neighbours are still blaming me,one did not even respond to my greetings this morning because i returned a phone to its owner
You did the right thing.
This good deed will still follow you around.
Do not let anyone make you turn to the wrong direction of the world all because you did something good.
GOD bless you bro.
Romance › Re: DON’T LIE!! Have You Ever Reject Sex Offer From A Sexy Lady Before? by Kayberg: 8:59pm On Feb 23, 2021
If I am to accept all sexual advances/approach, I'll have been with over a 100 ladies.
Yes, you read it right.
But I have a decision to remain a virgin for a reason I'll not disclose despite my age.
Phones › Re: Meet The Nigerian A World Renowned Tech Guru, Who Co-designed Iphone & Ipad's XL by Kayberg: 8:40pm On Feb 23, 2021
heniford2:
lol u dey crazy why don't ur muslim sick brothers start going to school instead of investing on banditry?
Sentence completed.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by Kayberg: 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Highlighted doesn't mean physical SWORD!

Note what happens when his followers of twelve responded and brought out TWO swords, Jesus instantly realized that his friends are yet to grasp his spiritual language so he said "that is enough" Luke 22:36-38

You will understand better if you can IDENTIFY Jesus' true followers (JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) today, each member have his or her own Spiritual SWORD {Ephesians 6:17} our swords are sharp at all times as you won't find us go about with incomplete Bibles even if we have to go about with tore clothes our Bibles must be intact because it's what Jesus asked us to cherish most! Luke 22:36

God bless you and may you have PEACE! smiley
Highlighted means both physical and spiritual sword.
Understanding the Bible is crucial.
Celebrities › Re: An Old House Lifted And Moved To New Location In The US. (video) by Kayberg: 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2021
That's interesting…. Very interesting….
Travel › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Canada Warns Citizens To Avoid Non-Essential Travel by Kayberg: 5:17pm On Feb 23, 2021
Wolfeye:
A very poor history student.
There has NEVER been a time nigeria was peaceful. Do your history.
If it not religious riot, it’s niger delta, if not that it’s tiv vs jukun etc.
There has never been a year in nigeria without conflict/violence of magnanimous proportion happening somewhere.
Say e no dey sensationalized like today because of social media no mean say e no happen.
Government were controlling the news back then and most things were watered down to the rest of the populace unlike today when people can report what they see from their backyard.
The rest made sense, without the struck.
Travel › Re: Passengers Transported With Wheelbarrows At Rumuokoro Flyover In Port Harcourt by Kayberg: 10:43am On Feb 23, 2021
BloggerAdmin:
I will see you in Front-Page...
#lalasticlala
Oga, it's we don land frontpage. Oya do as I say. (No be juju type sha o)
Politics › Re: Lalong: Don’t Blame Herdsmen Alone, Farmers Also Carry AK-47 For Self-Defence by Kayberg: 10:06am On Feb 23, 2021
A situation as this really exposed the kind of leaders we now have in this country….
Really shameful.
Travel › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Canada Warns Citizens To Avoid Non-Essential Travel by Kayberg: 10:04am On Feb 23, 2021
whela:
What does a Canadian want in Nigeria?
SegFault:
I don't know oh
whela:
What does a Canadian want in Nigeria?
The above is true, but too savage!
Nigerians!!!
Travel › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Canada Warns Citizens To Avoid Non-Essential Travel by Kayberg: 9:56am On Feb 23, 2021
I remember when I used to read something like this about other countries, wondering what they were doing till insecurity degenerated to that level… not knowing same will one day be heard from here too….
See what our once peaceful nation has now become.
This whole thing began in 2009… and grew worse by the day.
GOD save us!
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 8:29am On Feb 23, 2021
BabaIbo:
Don't mind her, I guess her post has been removed and account banned.
She doesn't sound like a married mother, maybe she is a single mother because I don't understand the reason for the outburst.

I don't know those guys by name but I might have listened to their songs.

Note: There are reasonable and well behaved single mothers.
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 8:14am On Feb 23, 2021
deepwater:
U ARE STILL A BABY



As a full grown idiotic adult female with kids, i was in attendance of the Daft Punk and Chemical Brothers concert at Charing Cross Road (Go figure out when that happened son undecided)

like i said, YOU ARE STILL A BABY

Just so you know, the song - Get Lucky by Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers has about half a billion views on Youtube!

[s]If you never came across DAFT PUNK in your entire life, YOU ARE STILL A BABY....[/s]



A fool at 40 is a fool for ever!
You must still be an old idiot to quote me with others all to raise your wrinkling shoulders high in the name of knowing some artistes.
You were at their concert? So what? Bleep you!

I don't pretend to be who I am not.
I don't pretend to be what I am not.
I don't pretend to know what I do not, because I am open to learn from everyone, including children. But you just proved you're one of those arrogant, prideful and hateful old women (if you're truly a woman) we still have out there.

You might have it all here, but mind where you're going after here.
If you had devoted this same energy of yours on Daft Punk on your afterlife, you can never miss heaven.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by Kayberg: 7:58am On Feb 23, 2021
budaatum:
Yes, you should understand. Even if you sell your cloak and buy a sword you will find it useless since you have no enemies.
There is a difference between fighting an enemy with a physical sword and defending your people….
Hope you know that this was exercised during the first crusade….
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 7:57am On Feb 23, 2021
uuzba:
In the movie, Tron, they composed the music. Apart from that, I don't personally know. But they seem to be very popular in Europe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlEN8svyHj8
OK…. I think I had watched the movie Tron…. but can't remember clearly.
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 7:56am On Feb 23, 2021
kowalsky:
They are the mastermind behind the smooth-rolling effervescent synth magic that titilates the soul when you listen to The Weeknds' Starboy with high fidelity earphones.
All right bro.
Just learnt that.
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 7:55am On Feb 23, 2021
Beverlyjean:
[s]How will u know them when u are street...u and ur likes still are on zlatan level[/s]
Mind your speech dude.
I am not a street man, and I did admitted I don't know them because I don't listen to secular music, even any. I'm not into music/songs. Or would you had preferred I lie over that?

Your likes are the reason we are having less honest people around the world, where even novices tries to make themselves appear a pro only to fail woefully at field.
And the Zlatan you mentioned, I do hear his name but can't even tell how he looks neither can I depict any of his song(s).

Nonsense.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by Kayberg: 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2021
budaatum:
Tolerate? No. Jesus asked you to love even your enemies who slap both your cheeks 7 time 70 times!

Being a Christian is not easy nor is it for the weak!
Sure….
Just same way you must also sell your cloak to purchase a sword.
You should understand His words first before quoting.
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 11:14pm On Feb 22, 2021
deepwater:
U ARE STILL A BABY



As a full grown adult female with kids, i was in attendance of the Daft Punk and Chemical Brothers concert at Charing Cross Road [s](Go figure out when that happened son undecided)[/s]

like i said, YOU ARE STILL A BABY

Just so you know, the song - Get Lucky by Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers has about half a billion views on Youtube!

[s]If you never came across DAFT PUNK in your entire life, YOU ARE STILL A BABY....
[/s]

You could have made sense with a better comment.
It is not a must I know everything or every musician or whatever.
You know them because you were into such stuffs.
So stop raising your shoulders like you've known it all all because you knew some robotic artistes.
Health › Re: It Is Possible To Spread Genital Warts To Your Partner Even When U Have No Sign by Kayberg: 11:05pm On Feb 22, 2021
Can a virgin guy catch any STD?
Travel › Re: Passengers Transported With Wheelbarrows At Rumuokoro Flyover In Port Harcourt by Kayberg: 11:04pm On Feb 22, 2021
But some people even… don't they know that only cripples are carried such way? Moreso, they're busy displaying their weakness….
Family › Re: Am I About To Make A Wrong Marital Choice by Kayberg: 10:59pm On Feb 22, 2021
I didn't finish your write up but I'll advise you take your decision now or regret it later.
Travel › Re: Passengers Transported With Wheelbarrows At Rumuokoro Flyover In Port Harcourt by Kayberg: 10:52pm On Feb 22, 2021
BloggerAdmin:
.
What shall we say?

Bia, how can you be the poster and also hijack FTC?
Oya delete that cheating.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by Kayberg: 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2021
So being a Christian now means we should tolerate every sort of nonsense?
Music/Radio › Re: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by Kayberg: 10:40pm On Feb 22, 2021
deepwater:
U ARE STILL A BABY
I'm sure I'm way older than you are. For the fact that I do not listen to most music does not mean I'm a child…. OK…?

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