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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Kayberg: 9:17pm On Feb 01, 2021
siamia:
I miss those days when e cudnt go to sch until our right hand cud reach our left ear! Lol
I remember when we went to school, lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform, then we march to our classrooms. U Remember now??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon- we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako biscuit. D days of Dandy & Bazooka chewing gum, days of Tree-Top sachets, Baba-dudu & Ekanna Gowon sweets, Obi-Edun fruit, Awin, Agbalumo, Ireke-Obo roots, yeye fruit, Bongo coffee, Tate/Lye & St Loius cube sugar, Pambolabola, Majidun rainbow coloured pant with string, Ewekoro pant. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar, Eze goes to school, The Adventure of Sousa, An African Night Entertainment, Kyauta, The Directors, The flying doctor in Lesotho, Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmole, Igbo Eledumare, Alibaba and the Angels. Mr Giwa is a trader.
I remember those days when one naira was money, even stronger than the dolla. I remember when groundnut was 5kobo & chocomilo sweet was 5 kobo• Days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, those days when rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo adverts on black & white TV, Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm. Days of Elopee dance, Soul Train, Disco '79 & Disco '80, Cock Crows at Dawn. The Old Village Headmaster, Awada-Kerikeri(Baba-Mero Theater), 'Ajimajashan Theater, Baba-Sala, Jacob & Papa-Lolo, Ishiekwu, The Bala-Miller Show, The Art Alade Show, The Harbour's Band, The Soul Train, The Bar-Beach Show, Ere abalaiye, Feyikogbon, The Oyin Adejobi Theater, Ishola Ogunshola (I-Show Pepper), The Osumare Theater, The Omidina Theater, Diran Ajijedidun news cast, Walter Oyatogun reporting, Mirror in the sun, Winds Against my Soul, Second Chance , Madam Kofo, Amebo, Sisi Clara, Zebrudaya, Mrs Ovularia Nwobo alias 4;30, Giringory, Gorimapa, Chief Eleyinmi, Chief Kokonsari, Omo Akara-Ogun, Chief Dagbolu, Chief Faderin, Mr Garuba, Hawaii-5-0, The Famous-five, Combat(Jam Locker, Michael London, Vic Moroe, Pennar Roberts & Long Green) Frank Spencer. When we say 'leke leke give me white finger'• Those days when Bic biro was d best• D days when we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if it's not coming out• The days when NTA will show rainbow sign for 30 mins then national anthem be4 program starts @ 4pm• The days when basket sandals, simbi, Learneds' & Cortina sandals by Bata shoes were d best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come, no more old fun! I'm really proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u are d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg share make others laugh too. ROTFL.
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Good old days!
You forgot to include:

"No One But You"
"Koto Orun"
"Saworo Ide"
"Ogbori Elemoso"
"Akoni Meje"
"Akara Ogun"

Chai! I don old o!!

grin grin grin

May GOD remember me as He remembered Noah in the ark.
RomanceRe: Virgin At 20 Year Is It A Shame Or Something To Be Proud Of As A Guy by Kayberg: 6:03pm On Feb 01, 2021
I'll not state my age, but I am still a virgin too, though I'm way far older than the OP.

Quite good and glad I am, but I think I've lost every thought(s) for sex.

How to make more money on my mind now.
Sex can wait.
RomanceRe: Each Time My Husband Releases Inside Of Me, The Sperm Goes Out - Lady Cries by Kayberg: 10:53pm On Jan 31, 2021
NaijaBoy213:
Give your husband a Shot of dis drink twice daily (morning & night) thank me later. if u want it. Dm
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See as this one dey drink venom and dry gin!
Ritual combination!
All these for sex!?

embarassed embarassed
CrimeRe: Woman Boiled Water 3 Times And Poured On Her Niece (Disturbing Photos) by Kayberg: 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2021
embarassed
My sister boiled water tonight for drinking.
I observed the rate at which the bubbles were popping up all around the pot ferociously.

I was observing the heat and the bubbles and I just almost developed goosebumps coupled with a strange feeling should she ever make any slight mistake.

As she was about to use a towel to hold on the handles to lift the water and turn, I told her to stop because I just can't imagine her making any slight mistake.

I collected the towel and lifted the water myself. While turning it over, the heat generated by the water blew on my hands and I tried acting manly to lowered the pot, though less water remaining.

Now, what am I saying?

If someone can boil such water, lift it, go over to a HUMAN BEING and pour it on him/her, such a person deserves being handed a similar treatment. It is a taste of their own pills.

Wicked woman!
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Throws Herself On Her 4yr Old Son After Gunman Opens Fire In Braz by Kayberg: 2:28pm On Jan 31, 2021
joshuaomoyeni07:
The hero customer then finally let up and stepped back while raising both of his hands before the gunman fired a shot in his direction and missed.
A gunman (pictured in the black hoodie) aims his weapon at a customer while he raided his hands before shooting at him during a robbery at a hamburger stand in Brazil on Sunday. Fortunately, the man was not struck. Authorities have not reported any arrests

However, Dantas can be see in the video lowering her son to the ground and placed him in a bearhug as the gunman's accomplice rushed to her seating area and grabbed two cellphones and took off running. Fortunately, none of the customers were injured during the robbery.
Authorities recovered one of the cellphones after it was abandoned in a nearby bush and tracked by its owner.

Two words for the woman
Sweet Mother.
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Throws Herself On Her 4yr Old Son After Gunman Opens Fire In Braz by Kayberg: 2:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
Madibah:
I no dey chop knuckles with person wey no geh Sense

Go find mumu like you
I dey help you celebrate your mumuism and you no happy?

Commot there.
I still get sense pass you… as you no gree get sense understand wetin I talk before.
Oya chop knuckles.
cheesy
CrimeRe: ‘how I Was Raped By Fulani Kidnappers While My Husband And Child Watched’ — Woma by Kayberg: 4:28pm On Jan 30, 2021
Another reason never to return back home if you eventually travelled out of the country.
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Throws Herself On Her 4yr Old Son After Gunman Opens Fire In Braz by Kayberg: 4:12pm On Jan 30, 2021
Madibah:
You no geh Sense
I get sense pass you my brother.
If you no get sense to understand wetin I mean, why you come quote me?

My brother, you no get sense jare.
Chop knuckles.
BusinessRe: " I Found A Way To Make Money While You Sleep" by Kayberg: 4:09pm On Jan 30, 2021
angry
Most of these guys are scammers.
Don't trust their long epistles of deception.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Igbo Man Got Married To A Chinese Lady, See How His Wife And Children Look. by Kayberg: 4:07pm On Jan 30, 2021
grin
Congrats bro.
Lovely family. Cute kids.
Just don't bother coming to Nigeria o. Because this land here of lately e get as e be as it is not being fair to Nigerians returning home. Just stay there and enjoy your life and beautiful family.

Case study: Doctor hacked to death on his own farmland.

cheesy
May GOD dash me sef one, even if na Nigerian or foreign.
I go happy.
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Throws Herself On Her 4yr Old Son After Gunman Opens Fire In Braz by Kayberg: 3:56pm On Jan 30, 2021
Emary:
Wow! The love of a mother knows no bounds.
smiley

If she over protect her son, una go still complain.
PoliticsRe: Seven Out Of Every Ten Kidnappers Arrested Are Fulani— Sultan Of Sokoto by Kayberg: 2:09pm On Jan 30, 2021
RichDad1:
Not all Fulani are kidnappers but most Kidnappers are Fulani
grin
Damn Nigga Raw.
InvestmentRe: Make Money Watching Videos by Kayberg: 1:23pm On Jan 30, 2021
Scam.
Believe me, they won't pay you a pence.
To make it worse, they'd delete your account.
RomanceRe: Minutes Of SMAN Meeting Held Today.(No laughing) by Kayberg: 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
undecided
Including your sisters, nieces and cousins….
EducationRe: What You Never Knew About The Woman On The ₦20 Naira Note by Kayberg: 12:29pm On Jan 30, 2021
Abudu2000:
In old times women were strong and powerful. They went to wars, invented alot of things for mankind. They never went about screaming "feminism and shit because they were naturally the jewel of not just allmen but the country at large. Todays women are so innovative that they invent noting but new challenges on how to be abetter nudist. Smh
embarassed
Just the fact analyzed in a short note.
PoliticsRe: Disabled: Debola Daniel Shares His Frustration Living In Nigeria With Disability by Kayberg: 12:26pm On Jan 30, 2021
angry
At times, I just watch some ministers who try to emulate JESUS CHRIST not understanding there are huge differences between them.

They all try 'commanding' and expecting a miracle to happen that they may get themselves the glory. GOD don't Grant such request.

On whose command will a miracle to done? Yours or GOD'S?
That's why GOD too do watch them.

Until you learn to give glory to GOD when you want Him to intervene in a nature occurence, give Him the glory. He will do it.
CelebritiesRe: Babatunde Bello 'DJ Babus' Dies Of COVID-19 Disease (Photos) by Kayberg: 11:03am On Jan 30, 2021
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What realm would he be now?
Dying on earth is painful, but not being able to rest after dying will be more painful.

May the LORD receive his soul.
RomanceRe: Who Else Has Noticed This? by Kayberg: 5:34pm On Jan 28, 2021
FalseProphet1:
It's so annoying anytime I come across them. They're like robots
I don't know who is/are behind it though…. But what's their motive?
RomanceRe: Who Else Has Noticed This? by Kayberg: 5:30pm On Jan 28, 2021
Yes.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Signs Regulations To Make Wearing Facemasks Mandatory by Kayberg: 4:57pm On Jan 28, 2021
angry

What about the health complications in inhaling your own carbon dioxide for too long?
Why is that health issue ignored?
RomanceRe: Why Are People Saying So Many Nasty Things About Bill Gate? by Kayberg: 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2021
megaxart:
Pretty sure I know the video you are talking about and it's fake, doctored, look at the lips of the people speaking, they are not in sync with the audio at all
Were his live addresses also doctored?
RomanceRe: Why Are People Saying So Many Nasty Things About Bill Gate? by Kayberg: 9:13pm On Jan 27, 2021
after4:
Don't mind them, they think a capitalist hiding behind the cover of philanthropy has any thing good for Africa. Why did he and all the pharmaceutical company that makes the vaccine most of which he finance heavily sign an indemnity? You think a white man loves you a black man. Better stop being blind folded by those his Greek gift
I watched a video where he was quoted that Africans are useless and contribute nothing to the global economy, so there is a need to kill 3 billion people off, starting from Africa.

Until he proved that video to be false, I don't follow any man blindly anymore.
RomanceRe: Mtn Unlimited Free Browsing Cheat 2021 by Kayberg: 9:04pm On Jan 27, 2021
milkymesh:
Poverty is bad. Looking for cheap. Lol.
Work hard and data not be an issue
Yea… poverty is bad… very bad.
That 'work hard' you mentioned is out of proportion.

To succeed, you don't need to 'work hard', just 'work smart' and you'd see the difference.
If it's about 'working hard', I'll have been a billionaire today.
RomanceRe: Why Are People Saying So Many Nasty Things About Bill Gate? by Kayberg: 9:01pm On Jan 27, 2021
angry
Until you listen to his speeches, you would remain blinded by his perverse helps.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Onyeze Jesus: 'I Will Raise Dead Bodies On The 28 Of January' by Kayberg: 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2021
angry
Are those not magic wands?
HealthRe: Bill Gates To Nigeria: Wait For GAVI COVID-19 Vaccines by Kayberg: 8:37pm On Jan 27, 2021
Flier:
[s]Forget the conspiracy theories and celebrate him
He is the only hope we have in Africa
Children and pregnant women are getting about 14 free immunization in africa,this man is responsible for about 8 of those vaccines and he is doing it for free,i mean with his own money.We just have to appreciate him[/s]
angry
If I woze you backhand uppercut.
Blind seeing man.
HealthRe: If You Are Above 40 Years Old, Start Doing This 7 Things In Order To Live Long. by Kayberg: 6:02pm On Jan 18, 2021
meobizy:
40 years old is now aged? Lol. It goes to show the age of members here. When I was 15, 19 year olds were aged. When I was 20, 24 - 26 year olds were aged. At 25, 46 year olds were aged. At almost 40 now even 50 year olds are like children to me. I’ve met a lot of them who act very immature. I don’t consider 55 year olds as aged though I show them the respect earned from being born before me.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Front Desk Officer Needed by Kayberg: 12:12pm On Jan 18, 2021
smiley
I'm cool, calm and can handle any pressure.
What's the salary range and company name?
PhonesRe: Help!!! My Infinix Hot8 Hangs Alot by Kayberg: 9:08am On Jan 18, 2021
nolyyy:
Gurus please help ooo.... What can I do to my Infinix Hot8... The hanging is crazy... Especially when i want to make a call..
I've been using mine for almost a year now and it had never hanged because one I notice anything unusual, I make a backup of my contacts, messages and apps using App Backup And Restore (green icon) and then format it.

That'd how I use my mobile phones.
The older one now is still working perfectly since December 2017.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: I’m In 2023 Presidential Race To Liberate Nigeria by Kayberg: 8:49am On Jan 18, 2021
undecided

Am I the only one who knows that:
"Nigeria will never change nor get better as long as Nigerians continues RESTORING their LEADERS from the National Recycle Bin Of Ex Servicemen"(NARBOES).
RomanceRe: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Kayberg: 8:32am On Jan 18, 2021
YoonSung79:
No it's your senses that is driving you crazy. When will Seun Sanitize Nairaland?
Seriously, nairaland needs both physical and spiritual sanitizationa and fumigation.
PoliticsRe: Tony Momoh: Nigerians Should Stone Us With Their Votes In 2023 by Kayberg: 8:01am On Jan 18, 2021
undecided

Am I the only one who knows that:
"Nigeria will never change nor get better as long as Nigerians continues RESTORING their LEADERS from the National Recycle Bin Of Ex Servicemen"(NARBOES).

Political Party asslickers, raiders, riders and thugs, don't come for me, I'm not feeling well this morning.

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