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luminouz:
Dorrrlinnggggg!!!!

Oya take kiss...

Leave me...
I'm tired of you...

One day…. We'll get there.

What's attractive in this now?

Akanimoh113:
The way I see it
It's Real
I think when you have a bit of Fear and your alone, the Pencil will move

Me I didn't want to try it oo
I don't want to sleep and wake up and find out that my Windows or Doors are Open or Find out that Fan that is On is Off, Am an Emotional Guy I need Peace of Mind

You should have gotten the message he's trying to pass across to you by refusing to listen to you.

luminouz:
Darllingggggg

I love you baby!!!

You think this is funny?

The comment you're accusing me of, I else read the comment but chose not to react because I know whoever made that comment doee not deserve to be replaced despite seeing the evidences.

If this had been April 1 I wouldn't have taken you seriously.

And I repeat, don't call me darling again.

kimora1991:
yes I have two videos

Is it possible to share to my mail?

luminouz:
Lol...don't be pained darling

You lost this one...now go and enjoy your day

You must be very much out of your mind.
This ain't funny.
You read a comment by someone else and the best idiotic reaction you can do it accuse someone else of it.

What does that make you?
You better start taking enough Vitamin A to see properly.

And don't you call me darling again.

luminouz:
I'm vindicated already. The woman was lying and the husband came with receipts.

Next time,hear both sides of the story before judging.

I said produce your evidence I was the one supporting the killer corper or forever shut the heck up.

How can you quote the wrong person and still be flexing muscle on your disgusting error?

So anyone who dies now died of COVID-19?

Nice...

luminouz:
Nawa for you oh

This morning when a corper woman was accused of killing a man...you said she might be framed,even with bloodstains on her clothes. But a woman claimed her husband did some shiit and here you are berating the man,without even letting the police do their work.

You should by now realise you made an awful mistake in quoting me, because you just quoted the wrong person on your claims.

Where on earth did I say the killer corper might have been framed when I fully analysed her description on her Facebook profile?

Please go, check and mention me with the link to backup your claims. I want to see it.

Here is the link to my comment on that killer corper thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6356612/slay-queen-corper-kills-guy#97939025

Produce yours before you use me shine…

M

Oluromantic:
Dem no resemble.
Dem dey fight each other

Bros co-existing good but go do DNA first.

Original and bastard pikin no fit co-exist. Na blood matter, fight must dey.

Bros… you noticed but don't let their mother catch you…. Or else…. Na for nairaland we go take read the news.

CheedyJ:
Well, if you’re yet to do the do then it’s easy to abstain besides, it’s all hype in my opinion not really worth it.. I wish you well

Now you're talking.
It's really overhyped, and since many had fixed their heart on it too much, it begins to control them both emotionally, physically and spiritually.

I haven't engaged in it and I am proud of myself.
I ain't a kid though...

Thank you.

Queenslander:
what a load of crappy tale.. my dear you watch too many horror movies.. if you believe this attention seeker's story, then you can actually believe I'm Celine Dion...

Horror movies you say?
I see you have no idea of what I said.

I'm typing out of experience.
I have watched a window lock slide open by itself and window opened wide.

I have watched a nanny•goat vanish right before my eyes.

I have watched dark cloud in form of like a gorrila climbing the wall and entering from my room into the roof and vanishing.

I have watched a demon sit beside a river with it's legs in the river.

I have watched a demon coming right at me while I was also walking towards it till we met and it turned to the other side, walked on and vanished.

So, you ain't quoting a novice or a child when it comes to experiencing supernatural events which defy human understanding.

CheedyJ:
Hmmm. Konji wey make a whole David kill person husband just to kolobi d wife , my brother fear konji ooo

I have no reason to fear konji or whatever the name it's called. I'll wait till I'm legally married.
I'm not in a hurry.
Nothing to rush into in sex.

A baby of 9 months! Like this is real?

I'm not surprised though…. Homosexuality is really on the rise now in this country. And until something is done about it, lads, sons and young boys will no longer be safe as well.

What he did wasn't against his religion…. Why sanction him?

The5DME:
Mtchewww

What's wrong with the advert?
Noticed anything unusual?

CheedyJ:
Oga, I understand your points but konji can’t read & comprehend oo infact , it detaches itself from me brain..

Konji?
What's konji?

Whoever cannot control his or her urge will one day fall into the trouble attached to it.

You defend konji, good. Now see the result of his own kind of off•brain•detaching•konji.

38 years old!
For real?

China112:
I remember back in primary school. After wearing my uniform my mum will rub powder on my face and tell me I am a handsome boy. Other times she will tell me I am a fine boy.
Even though I didn't really understand what it means deeply, it made me feel happy and confident...

Whenever I get to class, the other kids don't want to play with me. All the girls don't want to sit close to me. Why? But when I offer them my biscuits and sweet they eat it and run away after. Why? I always asked myself. Whenever our Aunty in school wants to use anyone as scape goat I am always the first option. Why me God? Why me?
When I talk, My head moves backwards and lower, then my mouth open wider than Lagos ibadan express way.
"You this ugly boy stop making noise in my class", Aunty Ruth thundered at me! Another boy also called me ugly. But whenever I look in the mirror, I see myself. Unfortunately, the mirror Hates me too.

Maybe the mirror is not a lair but when I got to jss1 my head size reduced and I was able to wear the school beret. Ok let me just tell the truth! The school tailor took my own cap measurement separately.

I love academics and I always wanted the teachers to see me so I am not a back bencher. Why are the other students saying I should move my head? Our class teacher later told me to change my sit and be sitting at the back. Not because I was obstructing the view of others but that he didn't like my face. Well I don't blame him, my face is not on 1000 naira note and the guy man is always stingy. Now when I think of him sef... Tueh Tueh Tueh. We later heard he gave Agric Aunty belle

Now I am older, no lady likes to roll with me even as a brother. No girl wants to give me audience unless I drive Audi or Benz. I can't even find my own sweet Agric Aunty to give belle. To make things worse, I am broke and hungry. Now, even a blind man can see the well of Getsemane on my neck from 12miles off.

I have tried to get a job, when I got to the interview my face wasn't that of Leonard Decaprio. My smile wasn't that of Ramsey Noah. How do I fair in sales and marketing coupled with the fact that I don't have a sweet voice and nice fleshy curves.
well I have soaked my last two cups of garri. I have no hope whatsoever of anything to eat when morning comes. I am faced with two whahala ugly and hunger. Which kind wahala be this

Until I see your picture, I don't believe you're ugly.
Are you looking same as that Kenyan man who divorces and remarries at will?

If no, forget it bro. You ain't ugly.
If you get some money, good diet and smart dressings, you'd know your facial looks is nothing.

kimora1991:
let's just say she was lucky...because before the people could gather fuel and tyres...she was whisk away...
how I wish I can upload the videos...

You have videos?
Meaning you were able to record it live?

kimora1991:
the way she killed the man shows that shes not learning... different wounds at different parts...and sue wasn't remorse...

Sure.
More reason I'm losing interest in....

Buharidgeneral:
Fear Catch me too. See face book see insanity

I was taken aback after seeing the uncensored image of the victim.

Mmm….
Advice needed please….