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Those wey dey use money buy follower on social media know theirself and those wey dey use money buy views on YouTube and others sabi theirself

The only reason that will pull Nigeria ladies back is the journey to the moon. That is not the kind of enjoyment they wish for.

You just didn't get it, what was sold to you was the apple logo on the phone and not the complete phone. Afterall the apple logo on every iPhone, either fake or original is worth 17k.

I have never been one of his fans but when I hear his music, what comes to my mind is "the OBESERE OF NAIJA HIP HOP".

I won't judge any of the two, but I have a question to new couples in the world. Can't couples blend and try to make things work between eachother, respect eachother at least if not for the sake of love, at least for the sake of the children every new couple has. Research says that 95% of children raised by single parents, either rich or poor always have problems. Please stop running the lives of these children who are supposed to have a bright future. I do not care at all about your relationship, what I care about is the child/children your relationship produced.

Bad market for the people living in that vicinity.

The Bible says give what belongs to ceaser to ceaser. I think she is claiming to be ceaser. I can't stop laughing. Those are the kind of human beings we are breeding as celebrity and we want bad attitude to stop. Ganja lady become celebrity.

We all should stop being sentimental and let's turn our back at our leaders whenever they want to use us as a tool of destruction, chaos, riots. Killing a fellow human being like you makes you same as carnivorous animals in the jungle. . Now that she is dead what do the culprit gain from it, does than stop the party from appointing another woman in that position. It's not fair at all. Is this the way politics is being practised in the developed part of the world. When you succeed in appointing the wrong person, you will later come out and start complaining as if you won't do same thing in next election. Enough of killing other people loved ones, the fact that they don't mean anything to you doesn't mean they don't mean something to others, infact they mean everything to others.

[quote author= post=84405140]From all of us @ Happy Birthday Baa Wasi, Popsy Aaliyah!!!

Happy GOLDEN JUBILEE Handsome Man.

For those of you wey no know person,

His many nicknames include Paso,Oganla, Ijoba, Labaika, Popsy Aaliyah, Baa Wasi, All Round Network(ARN), GSM( Global Son of Mushin), Olope Amama, Mayweather of Fuji, Entertainer and Ijaya........E dayan mo!

Time for another celebrity Barbecue Parry this weekend...
Lagos too sweet abeg!

Filefun!
Gbefun!!
Tuale OGA NLA!!![/quote]You sabi person jare, GBEFUN, IJOBA FUJI. You forgot to add GAUZU FUZZJI, ARN (all Round Network), Obama Fuji. No one else sabi rock fuji like this "GUY" (I call him guy cuz despite being over "50" he still has all the characteristics of a guy in him. Happy Birthday Bawasi.

They keep condemning Nigeria, they say she is big for nothing, they want to discover their potentials, they want to leave Nigeria to be on her, most especially these South Africans but still yet they smuggle turkey to Nigeria through their so called South Africa Airline. Either you like it or not Nigeria is the major market for all Africa and if you all don't maintain yourself, you might end up finding yourself where you don't like.

Sorry I have to say this, "women are confused souls". The fact is if you end up marrying your ex he will end up turning you into a punching bag. It's better you leave him and move on with your now who is ready to be your goo future.

Now I can come out boldly to tell people that Nigeria is the least country with online Scammer. Our lousyness is what make people think we are at the top of the game. Look at, 1,000 Chinese just one night, what of if constant raiding continues I am sure all Chinese in Malaysia will be arrested as a yahoo boy and girl. Let no FBI, CIA or interpol come and be disturbing us and portraying our citizens as bad people, there is a yoruba adage which says "if the death from the family does not kill, the one from outside can never kill. If their citizens are not involved and giving Nigerians helping hands, it will not be easier for Nigerians to just come and scam them.

Fight for what is yours era, if they are told to come and protest for the good of the country economy, they will run back, just imagine them fighting over ordinary dick. Awon gbogbo dick addict.

Me I am annoyed and tired of the way this government fools us. When fashola started this project, he said it was going to be completed by 2015/2016. Now it's 2021, by then it will be changed to 2025 again. Please what I want to be reading about is finished project and not unfinished ones. Foolish government.

That is one of the results of being a lazy youth. Work and earn money, they will decide to go for yahoo. Now yahoo no pay, he won come dey share his brother feeding money with him. Shio kelebe, Shio.

Please show us only when it starts working and people are already feeling it. I am tired of all these long term projects the Nigeria government embark on and dies at the middle or the beginning of the journey.

The day someone put a post on Nairaland, saying men are endangered species and going into extinction, some women came out and said it's a lie. This is a good example of it. If men were as many as we all think, two Ladies won't be fighting over a man. I am sure some are still at the bench waiting for the referee to call them out and continue this fight where these two stopped.

byna:
I have beat her once and she enjoyed it. Infact she wanted it. She once told me she wants me acting fierce, it turns her on not being too gentle. But me as a gentle man, d thing tire me o

Women are just kind of creatures that are hard to study. With what you just wrote, I will say, she is actually apologizing through sex, or do I say she enjoys sex most when you are angry at her. I will say you take your time to study her very well. She is not full of pride, you just don't get her way of apologizing. Communication is said to be sending of messages to the receiver and getting feedback, I will say you are having a misinterpretation of the message she is sending to you. Please do not deny her sex if not know her sake, at least for the sake of the children, if you keep denying her sex, the possibility of her looking outside increases and when this happen and she get caught, the whole family turns upside down. No one on Nairaland not even Seun will come to rescue your Happy family from the breakup. Look for a day when you know that the both of you are not having misunderstanding, call her and ask her why she behaves that way, who knows, maybe she might even be getting you angry so as to enjoy her sex. I am not yet married, but from my own point of view, it's always good for a married man to be updated on whatever is going on around him and then choose the one to go for and the one to reject. Your wife is more exposed to some part of life which you are not and is making you not understand her, a good example is her telling you to beat her during sex, I see no reason why a lady will tell a man who wants to have sex with her to beat her up, if not for all these porn movies some watch and they see some ladies demanding for beating, they try it once and get addicted to it. What I will advise is get updated on the latest trends in all aspect of life, when you are less busy, have a chat with your wife and enlighten her. Don't be surprise if she wakes up one day and tell you to Bleep her through her anus, she needs to be enlightened on which of the trends is good for her and the family and which one is bad. One thing I tell people is there is difference between "RELIGION AND REALITY". Too much of holy holy affects a human life.

NO MAN WANTS LIABILITY, WHAT THEY WANT IS AN ASSET.

Back in the days, I used to be the kind of guy who was ready to woo any lady I am interested in, most especially those one who give me green light, just take a look and you are gone for it, but nowadays I get tired of telling stories to a lady you know is interested in you and forming hard to get. I come across ladies who give me green light so many time, but what is the essence of going to approach her when you know that it's same formula she will apply just like others. Nowadays I just prefer going to woo the one who is not giving me green light and let me know that I am starting from the scratch, not when I think I've gotten to the middle of the matter then suddenly I find myself at the beginning. As for me, any lady who has interest in me should just walk up to me and don't be shy, if I turn down your request, it doesn't mean you are not beautiful, it's just that you are not the type I would have interest in.

Please carry her gentle, cuz she might not be putting on pant oooooo

She should go and meet kizz Daniel. He is the womb shifter.

No continental dick is as good as AFICA DICK. I laugh sote mess commot from my yansh. No wonder some people concluded that even if JESUS come to rule Africa, he will be corrupted

Well, I wouldn't say what is said is wrong, but have you ever met with someone who studied English language, in case you don't, go and ask if it is not stated that we are given the opportunities to create our own words, my English language teacher once said that some sentence and words can be said but should not written done when writing any official statement. Have you ever worked as a Secretary to a lawyer before and you come across words that your computer will even underline it just because it doesn't understand it. Lastly have you ever thought that the British colonised the Americans, they say they speak English but still yet some words are different from eachother but still gives same meaning. What I will say is no matter how good you say you are in English language, if the person you are talking, sending message or communicating to does not understand what you, you are totally incommunicado. Communication is more important than any language in the world.

Is she a doll or a human being.

[quote author= post=83631224]CONGRATS Chinko Ekun.

This is the way to go.

Make sure you follow the footsteps of the ONLY MC with the MSC!

Only few people know who that is!

*winks

*[/quote]That is Naeto C. 10 over 10.

Threebear:
Let's face it , this girl is obese .

Enough of political correctness , calling clearly unhealthy people - full size , curvy and other jargons.

Fat is fat and there are so many diseases attached to unhealthy weight .

Even Adele one of the most successful women on the planet has started losing weight .

Teni might be one of the most talented artist we have now but she needs to register in the nearest gym .

Seems you are outdated. The result of the last research carried on obsessed people shows that 70% of this set of people are healthy and free from diseases. Who knows, she might be one of them. Please stop condemning them, it's a choice they went for. If you don't like them doesn't mean other also do not like them.

ManspaceBarber:
his wife, not yours? Did the wife complain to you? Why you dey vex? Why you dey take panadol for another person headache?

I wonder ooooooo. All these bloggers self, shey na their own wife buttocks the man go press. I thought that was suppose to be part of their private life since he was not pressing another man's wife buttocks.

mysticgal:
You would not understand. If I am praying, I ask God to heal, protect and keep my skin sane. My skin has mind on its own. One day, it’s been nice, the next day, I am pale, some other day, it’s on a riot. All these can eat someone up

Seriously speaking, I understand you, that is why I wrote that "I thank God that I am not a lady" cuz everything about ladies if fragile. A lady needs so much more than a man to maintain every part of her body, starting from menstruation to others. I hail all the ladies in the world.

mysticgal:
The deed has already been done and right now I think you should look for a way to let your skin breathe.
First things first, you have got to stop the bleaching cream or whatever lotion or soap you use.

Secondly, let your skin rest. Don’t put anything on it and if you must, then resort to sheabutter whipped with lavender or peppermint oil. These oils revive your skin but you go black sha except you avoid been under direct sunlight.

Thirdly, To help repair your or help your stretch mark. I’d advise you to get vitamin E oil, most likely in capsule and rub on it twice a day. I use it for my butt and I must confess that it is really good. Also, uhm, I am a skin product junkie because I am a sensitive skin holder, so I got natural based moisturizers, skin scrub, sea salt from people like neutrogena and co. I do my scrubs and orishirishi thrice a week but at night tho.

Fourthly, get sunscreen lotion. I can’t over emphasize this. Get sunscreen with spf 30 or 50. Nigerian sun damages the skin bad bad, I won’t lie.

Then to the most important.... because of my skin, I cut out alcohol although I still take quality red wine for my heart, I replaced soda or juice or ice cream with WATER. Take water like your life depends on it and also eat vegetables voraciously(broccoli, cabbage, lettuce, carrot, garlic, onion, spinach,e.t.c) , eat it like you are herbivorous and thank me later. You can also take supplements if you can afford it

Finally, avoid Instagram lotion/ soap sellers and go back to baby soap and oil for lotion. I use baby soap and oil and my skin has forever loved me back much better. (I am fair tho). You might also want to wait 2 weeks before changing soap or lotion before using a new one.

Take care and don’t worry.



Uh, as for my screenshots, if you are dark, these oils will return you back to default setting but it will definitely repair your skin

All these explanation just to manage a female skin, chisos. I thank the Good God I came to this earth as a man.

That look means "WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE SAYING".

All that glitters are not gold, some are side mirror of a vehicle with the reflection of the sun. Well, you went for it and you got it.