₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
If u dont love us the way we are then who will?

Dettol will

jimmy4x:
God will bless you OP, aside the Val gift im getting Nkem tomorrow, I had plans to write short love notes like ds in small pieces of paper nd seal it in an envelope for her to tear it open in anxiety to see whats inside.
I hope she'd b happy

Hope say no be frame you wan buy for her, becausr she will pieces the glass on that your brown bean head.
Last warning......no try am :/ :/

xreal:
This thread is created on the 'Car talk' section sir.

are the poster? even if the thread is on car talk, people can as well post joke thread and advert on car talk. So oga, I ain't wrong when I asked if it a house AC.

laluski:
Good evening house
Please I need a very good a/c repair man.my a/c evaporator is bad.urgent pls.I'm based around ISOLO area but I can meet you anywhere.

Tnx

house A.C??

Just dey pity the young man.
Many issues runing at the background of our lives that we don't seems to know, just imagine how diverstated my life will be when someone walk up to me and tells me that my mum ain't my real mom.
oya just imagine at a very tender age, lost your mum, distant father and a HIV to beacon with......traumatic and stigmatic.

SCAM....OLEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chai....see person papa in making

jpphilips:
FELLOW NIGERIANS, IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE?

May the Judgment of God not befall us and our families if with our votes we deliberately return a Govt of Hunger, corruption and death to the Nigerian people. Kindly distribute through your BBM and Whatsapp contacts, enough is enough!!


December 2014: Nigeria stooped to the lowest of all lows to invite Chad, one of the poorest countries in the world to fight Boko haram.
Since their arrival, the Nigerian army under Jonathan's failed leadership has made unprecedented gains in a short time.


November 2014, Jonathan shocked Nigerians with the news that Boko haram has taken control of 6 towns in 4 LGA’s the height of incompetence in balkanizing the Nigerian state, a week later, Nigerians were blown away by series of austerity measures handed to them for their stupidity in 2011.

The naira was devalued at the pretext of drop in oil prices but Nigerians never asked why the Naira never appreciated when the oil price was increasing?
If the foreign reserve were not stolen, Nigeria would have weathered the storm for at least 6months like we did during the global melt down of 2004 and 2008, unfortunately, the incompetence of the Jonathan administration has brought grave consequence on the Nigerian people, Inflation and high cost of energy are likely consequences.

According to Will Ross of the BBC “He said he hoped a parliamentary investigation would also find out why the country's Excess Crude Account had fallen from $11.5bn to under $2.5bn in a year - arguing that Nigeria's savings are a vital buffer against any drop in the global oil price and without this "rainy day" account, the economy is vulnerable and exposed.

October 2014; Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria uses a militant Asari Dokubo for black market gun running, evident from the grounding and seizure of over $10m by the South African authorities.
September, 2014, The Nigerian Government admitted ferrying over $10m in a private jet for arms procurement, where do we draw the line between money laundering and arms procurement? I asked myself about the recent helos that was delivered by Russia recently if it was purchased in the same manner, agree with me or not, Jonathan is neck deep not just in corruption but money laundering.

August 2014: As a result of the unabated corruption in the Nigerian Military, Mutiny of July gave rise to Boko haram declaring a caliphate on Nigerian Soil, Gentlemen and Ladies, Jonathan Has once again made a history of Incompetence. Never in the history of Nigeria have we ceded territories to bandits.


July 2014: saw a president who went to sleep while neighboring West African countries battled with the Ebola virus, his negligence paid off when Patrick Sawyer brought the deadly virus to Nigeria unabated. Since August 2012, when the Ebola outbreak began, The Nigerian govt had no single emergency response plan in place.
$11m emergency fund and N480m budgeted for the control of infectious diseases in the 2013 budget never got to the Lagos state government, the Nigerian Ebola Epicenter.
Still in June, we saw the worst abuse of his Royal majesties powers when he barred APC Governors from attending a rally in Ekiti state with soldiers, meanwhile Boko Haram is still having a field day in the North.
The senate revealed to Nigerians how the president Mis appropriated over 685b kerosene subsidy fund


May 2014: [/b]left us with this shocking statement
“Jonathan, who was asked to comment on the allegations of corrupt practices leveled against some of his ministers, had said that nobody was above mistakes and that if he were to be acting based on reports on each of them, “no one will stay for more than six months in office.” [b]Mere stealing we call corruption"
Still in the same month after the corrupt tales of embezzlement and diversion of military budget, the clueless one finally offered Amnesty to a terrorist group, the first of its kind, in the world.
An Indication that the Jonathan’s administration is run by a den of thieves.

April 2014: reminded us the climax of Jonathan’s administration where he went on a jamboree while book haram held over 200 young girls, hostage,
April never ended before the Dizeani madueke’s 10billion naira scam reached a climax.

March 2014: just before the centenary celebration where Abacha of all people was a beneficiary, scores of Innocent school children were murdered in Adamawa sate.

Feb 2014: saw the illegal suspension of the CBN Gov.at a time the nation was in dire need of foreign direct investment, the Kidnap of the president’s foster father is a realistic score card on his strides on security.
January 2014, a presidential committee was set up to investigate the October scandal of stella odua who came with a guilty verdict, yet she kept her job.

December 2013: ushered the yuletide of Obasanjo’s “before it is too late”, several corruption allegations and the extremism of the Jonathan’s administration, the impunity of plundering the people’ s common wealth and the tenacity of talking drums like Abati who have earned a reputation in insulting the sensibilities of Nigerians.10 bullet proof vehicles purchased by DICON for its top brass

November 2013: the CBN Governor raised an alarm that under Jonathan’s watch, the NNPC diverted $49billion dollars, fellow Nigerians, are we not tired of condoning corruption?

October 2013: ushered a month of corruption coronation in Jonathan’s camp, where the Aviation minister coerced the NCAA to purchase 2 fairly used armored 2008 BMW to the tune of $800,000 each.

September 2013: President Jonathan took a record breaking 600 men entourage for the UN General assembly in New york

August 2013: After the billions of dollars spent in revamping the nation’s airports, skytrax world airport ranking for Africa showed Nigeria didn’t make it to top 10 in Africa neither did it make it top 100th place in the world. Whereas Ethiopia and Mauritania made it to position 9th and 8th respectively, what a shame.

July 2013: transparency international rated Nigeria as the 8th most corrupt country in the world.

June 2013: World Bank appraised him thus;

“Nevertheless, improvements in social welfare indicators have been much slower than would be expected in the context of this growth. Poverty reduction and job creation have not kept pace with population growth, implying social distress for an increasing number of Nigerians. Progress toward the fulfillment of many of the Millennium Development Goals has been slow, and the country ranked 153 out of 186 countries in the 2013 United Nations Human Development Index” the World Bank said.



May 2013: The president after wasting tax payer’s money on an entourage as long as the third mainland bridge went sleeping while his foreign affairs minister represented him in his presence during the AU summit in Addis ababa.
Just outside President Goodluck Jonathan's office sat 17 ambulances, just in case he or one of his aides fell ill. They were seldom if ever used.

No actual health-care facility nationwide had as many, and in fact a few still have none at all. But as soon as a Nigerian newspaper took a photo of the ambulances and published a story about them, they suddenly disappeared -- probably to an underground garage.

March, 2013: we witnessed the height of moral bankruptcy when Mr President granted presidential pardon to the biggest criminal in the history of our democracy, Alamesigha to prepare him for a senatorial seat.

February 2013: amidst the short fall in crude prices, the president smuggled into the 2013 budget a 2bn appropriation fund for the office of the first lady

February 2013: the office of the presidency denied vehemently that the first lady was on vacation in Germany only for them to organize a survival party with tax payer’s money. Is this the kind of leader you want to hold to his words?

In January 2013: the erst while madam due process and former minister for education challenged the charlatans of jonathans’ administration to a debate on accountability of $67b as expected, honorable cowards and pen thieves, absconded as usual


November 2012: President Jonathan approved 2.2bn naira for the construction of a banquet hall in the villa. At a time our debt profile was all time high

As commander in chief, he stood dumb while a military helicopter was used for "kabu-kabu" at oronto douglas father’s burial that error in judgment alone claimed the life of a sitting Governor. and the most brilliant NSA Nigeria has ever produced.

October 2012: blatantly refusing to appeal the ICJ’s decision on ceding bakassi, thereby throwing Millions of Bakkasi indigenes into pandemonium

refusing to cut down on foreign trips and cost of Governance, contrary to his Nationwide address of 7th Jan 2012.


October 2012: Mr president’s administration spent 1.5 billion to patch the 3rd mainland bridge, 4 months later, triple of that amount was expended again on maintenance alone, Talk about waste and incompetence

August 2012 : He said our foreign reserve is 42billion usd , is that not only on iweala's notepad?
How can you have external debt of 48bn usd and come home to deceive us that we have reserves?
How much services that 48bn plus interest annually? Nearly 25% of 48bn.


August 2012: Under his watch militants earn 10% of the Nation's revenue, $22.5m, $9m and $12.5m for tompolo, Ateke and Asari as national honors.

He twisted facts during the Independence Day speech on his fight on corruption, in contrast to what the transparency international claimed.
By august 2012, 2012 budget implementation was just 13%

over 5, ooo Nigerian lives gone, Mr president is still trading words and negotiating with boko haram, we remain grateful that a quasi state of emergency came to be, at least I cant imagine an SOE where the State Govs sit tight to control state funds while the FG fight their battle.

July 2012: its 3yrs gone and he is yet to commission from scratch a new power plant worst still fired the only human being in his cabinet who knows his onions in the power sector.

July 2012: Mr President earned a congratulatory message for implementing local content policy by importing 200 luxury brands at the cost of over 13.5 million each for a 4 day first ladies summit. While our manufacturing industries beg for patronage.

June 2012: Almost all teaching hospitals in Nigeria have no functional dialysis machine, the most sought of this equipment cost just 5m naira. Statistics has it that more than 60,000 Nigerians die yearly of a kidney related ailment, however, he jets out with his cohorts to seek medical help elsewhere.

ferma is seriously patching federal highways with a budget of over 80 billion naira, there is no coordination between, the MND, NDDC and Federal ministry of works on road maintenance, same contract is awarded over and over before the job is done.

JUNE 2012: Under his watch, the giant of oil and gas reserves is undergoing its worst energy crisis in the world.

tanker drivers alone can cripple his supply network as they wish not to talk of ordinary Niger republic coming to our rescue via imports.

In case you have not heard, Nigeria is very close to Afghanistan on security progress under Jonathan's watch.

June 2012: Education is in crisis. With adult literacy at 57 per cent, overall illiteracy at 66 per cent and more than 10 million out of the 30 million children of primary school age not in school, no serious government should be comfortable. When 40 million adults in a population of 170 million are illiterate, the country is ranked 161 out of 180 countries in the United Nations Comparative Index of Literacy 2012, and has an unemployment rate of 23.7 per cent,
it’s no longer news that only 26% of school leavers gain admission into the universities and only 5% are employed after school thanks to ASUU’s 6 months strike.

June 2012: Mr president’s economic blind men have blessed us with all time high of 37.5% inflation though his mickey mouse cbn governor is still claiming 28%, wondering what he will be claiming now that all bankers are at home, naira devalued, unemployment on the rise etc He still maintains a single digit inflation on paper, I dey laugh.


Mr president is the only Nigerian president that has not initiated a successful programme even Abacha did better with ptf while IBB with FSP and MAMSA, Mr president is still confused with ''YOU WIN''and SURE-P, with zero benefit to the Nigerian people.
on that same vein, Nigeria has the second record high job cuts within the last 2yrs, if in doubt ask the bankers and manufacturing industries.
before his ascension into power, the naira was in a sorry state of 150 to 1 dollar today, Jonathan has handed us an unstable 182 to 1 dollar

June 2012: The dana crash is a testimony that Mr president’s aviation is comatose, not even the attorney general could challenge the allegations of the dana staff in court, in a national disaster of that magnitude?
The girl could have served as a prime witness in a class action against dana
Less than 6months of inconclusive investigations, DANA air hit the Tarmac again.

Still on military, Nigeria has the most under educated junior military officers, before you ask how, Mr president is too lazy to ask him self why imo with highest national examination enrollments still have the least NDA and police academy enrollments, while borno and zamfara as educationally less privileged, have higher quota than Delta and Anambra put together in military enrollments. Nepotism and corruption at its best
Mr President is the only head of state in the world whose wife is a ministry of its own.



January 2012: Under Mr president’s watch, a 250bilion subsidy programme rose to 2 trillion naira yet no arrest, no conviction, no sack, the best miserable Nigerians could get was an AWOL attorney general after 7days of protests. Height of incompetence and corruption.

Mr President is the only president in the world whose parliament gulps 75% of the national budget as alleged by the CBN Gov. yet they still soak themselves in $625m bribery scandal.
Jonathan has not even initiated let alone fulfilling a single campaign promises except the one that he needs to surround himself with brain dead women in his cabinet.


Nigerians say thank you Sir, for your 6 wasted years of leadership.

VOTE PRESIDENT PROMISE JONATHAN AT YOUR OWN RISK!! AFTER VOTING HIM, DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU VACATE YOUR DUPLEX TO LIVE IN A UNITED NATIONS PROVIDED TENT AS A RESULT OF INSECURITY.

GO AND KILLYOURSELF FOOL

tolulopsy:
A computer literate person is needed urgently and should be at least an Ond holder in any field, The person should be residing close or around Egbeda Akowonjo

You omitted contact address but anyway, This my contact.. 07068954220 I reside at Ikotun, you can view my profile and download my resume through www.linkedin.com/in/kayceemeka
Thanks and kind regards

We proudly introduce the first ever oral dental care, plastic toothpick in Nigeria, affordable, economical and 100% bacteria and germ free,

We proudly introduce the first ever oral dental care plastic toothpick in Nigeria, affordable, economical and 100% bacteria and germ free, unlike the wooden toothpick.... For healthy living of your family and your customers, e.g. Hotels, entries and events. This is the best that has ever happened in Nigeria industries, proudly made for Nigerians.

Call us for supply.... Distributors and retailers needed (win-win price) 07068954220 whatsaap for more details
charles.kayceemeka@gmail.com

You the bomb....simply the best.....good quality...thumbs up.

Run asap to mountain of fire ministry...them go pray for you sote....your prick go regain conciousness in the church. thank me later

Ekiti state....after effect of stomach infractructure

Op which school did you graduate from? or you too don't even have a certificate? becareful and learn how to use words on forum like this.

You go soon die......Oloshi GNLD

OP abeg....were the bank dey, make I go open account with them and start deposting everyday, please reply....kind regards

GARRIx7:
Tinubu is acting on a biblical command.

Any attack on Tinubu is an attack on the Christian faith.

Be warned!!!

See how brainwashed your whole life is, which christian faith are you refering to? you your godfather told you that he's a christian? better read people biography before chewing poo

Saryea83:
Let me ask u was it bulk sms or by phone number was it sent to u? Am ask cos such coy exist in Abuja at Maitama bt u being in Ph is somtn else 4 a job u're nt sure

He should give it a shot then, if actually they exist....miracle do happen you know

GNLD...tout...you go soon die before your time, idiot

chiggiee:
noted

Good girl, but you can give me a trial and you will be convienced

chiggiee:
oh so, was the "prospective wife" never a "random chick" at a particular point in time? did you think this your post through? and since when did the word "decent" come to mean "money"? please enlighten me, i am willing to learn

Ok young lady, let me enlighten you abit, its absurd for an igbo girl in her mid 20's to rant online that their are no decent Igbo boys in lagos, except obviously if she meant money wise decency which my igbo brothers are not willing to spend on and random chick, I mean RANDOM CHICK!!! looking for a pocket to feast on.

its all depends on what you mean by being decent, if it is decent in Character....then you have to meet me before you jump into the conclusion but in the other way round, if your own definition of decency is in monetary terms......o girl, you no carry any igbo boy come Lagos, guys dey hustle for their prospective wife not for a random chick

bayulll01:
bro is it the exam u guys wrote on marketing executives on wednesday,wao I guess u dint prepare for the questions that's why,never loose hope

The guy was prepared....just that, along the line he was overshadowed by anxiety, it has happened to me at Juhuia Group.....imagine me as a marketing strategist, I was asked the strategy to get distributors....immediately me brain opened and it seems like the breeze blew away my thinking cap.
I was there staring at the white men and that Nigerian dude that asked the question, I then asked myself.....who dey do me this thing, is it from my village?

Op its well.....just move on, and forget as if you've never had any interview with them, most Nigeria firms and recruiters do not know the basics of HR and because of it.....they don't give feedback after interview just to keep jobseekers in the dark of hopless opportunity

T8ksy:
..............not from their ancestral land.

Ibos unending and unhealthy lust for Lagos will bring about their nemesis.

Chewing trash and poo.....to obvious you reason and act like your brothers, cursed with laziness and always waiting for an igbo man to build a house so as to collect Omonile cursed money......no wonder you guys are stagnant right from the creation of the earth.

Igbos..... feeding Ndi ofe mmanu since 1914

Its not a coincident.....they were refering to OBJ who left PDP to hang around APC as an associate incase if they win. God go expose them all

Kai Buhari
Sai GEJ
Failbuhari 14.....standing on the solid foundation of PDP for my Val.....now I can see fresh air and opportunities in PDP

watchthisposter:
Bros, you're a guy looking at that picture and na d dick you see?

14 years... Hmmm...

Knockhead....I also saw an underaged girl.....your girlfriend age mate #mofo

Sir, it takes a myopic set of brain washed ingrates to to curse the truth, your transformation agenda in agricultural sector is an eye opener, who will ever believe that food stuffs will be cheaper in Lagos? We now have more of food processing industries than manufacturing industry all because of the boost you gave our farmers to increase their harvest..... You motivated our youths to venture into agriculture and now many believe that they will buy bugati from their proceeds.....Your motivating attitude towards Agric sector is another reason why am saving money to revive my father's palm plantation.

It's obvious..... Many are chanting for change, but they look beyond the transformations that have come to wipe away the tears of our mothers who before now, have no say or equality with the male counterpart.....Manyit takes a myopic person to see that.

Ride on GEJ many with you are higher than those against you, we shall conquer and put them in shame