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@ Ibime

If u ain't cool with the judges decision,take the semi finals to any Netcee Site U know and gimme the link.The only battle i ain't kool with is Sauron Vs Chamotex.U shoulda won hands down if U had not kept the best for the last.So sad UE is nomore,I'm sure LD with his love of complexity won't give it 2 U still.AHH won't give U the feedback U need,AHH is sleeping.

@ Topic

This is a very weak final,I'll suggest this final be deleted and give us a worthy final since both U cats keep complaining bout time like U both don't know U're in the final.Even Sauron's keystyle murder both ya verses.If U both want a re-match,it'll be good for the tournament and we don't even have to judge this 1st one.Holla now or suffer later.

"No need for demeaning him further/ This is a (gravy)griev-i-ous murder/
If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/"

Haa!!!This is murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every bar is murder

Ibime:
There is no criteria for judging except your enjoyment of the verse.

It is through these pedantic criteria that battles produce the wrong results (eg: the semi-final  )

BTW, Sauron, how did you get to 7 votes? I hope your groupies for Romance section never show for here to bump up your score. 

Are U thinking you shoulda won the Semi-Final against Chamo and Sauron shoulda won against Malc?Wake up man,it's not the judges fault U're not there,U kep ur best bars for the final.Take that battle anywhere,i can bet it U're not getting a vote

[size=18pt]@ Mukina

Give us the Criteria for voting?

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Ibime:
Oya lets go. . . .


In this final lap/ I spit line after line of rap/ to remind this cat. . .
that I’m so far ahead. . . there should be a sign attached. . . saying "Mind the Gap"!/

I don’t play or pretend/ I disable and dent/ what he’s unable to bend/
He could swap flows with 'tangent'. . . still his lines wouldn’t touch. . . where my 'radius extends'!!/

He’s a cowardly swine/ His rhymes 'generate' hype. . . but lack the power to shine/
In real life, he’d NEVER cross me. . . . like parallel lines!/

I’m not a joke and a laugh/ so stop provoking my wrath/ before I open a scab/
My mic’s like Moseses staff. . . one touch. . . .and he gets opened in half!!/

I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/
A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/

Ya ex stole ya virtue/ You paid her to stay home. . . till my cheque broke the curfew/
Cus I provide the 'main meal'. . .  and let ho’s 'desert' you!!/

Now I make her moan like triple X phone commercials/ Hope our sex won’t disturb you. . .
It might irk you. . . . but how we flex don’t concern you!!!/

My best-flows-usurp-you!/ This was your prior stage/. . . but my rhymes inspire change!/
We’re different levels. . . check ya airline. . .I’m on a higher plane!!/

Ya rhymes still in baby care/ mine develop like facial hair/
Lets make it clear. . . if beef 'escalates'. . . .you’d rather take the stairs!!!/

cus I separate the men from boys. . .like puberty!/ You say what you would do to me/
. . . but you wouldn’t take the chance. . . .if I gave the opportunity!!!/

You live on the net, you sicko!/ Lets ban his account and X his info/
Make Seun close the door. . . and force him to exit Windows!!!/

No need for demeaning him further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/
If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/

Haa!!! This is one of the illest shits ever written on NL

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=210636.msg3370606#msg3370606 date=1232568512]The kid is fucking deranged
Some say he's disgusting as gays busting with AIDS
Just another average pot-head who's stuck in his ways
Sick of the same old shit but still reluctant to change
Fat Ibime is nervous to step, ‘cause i’m confirming his death
Giving head to a pet doctor the only time he’s “serving a vet"
Me concerned with a threat? Impossible like finding semen in virgins
Man this pinner gay “isn’t making the cut” like a nervous surgeon
Every frame i produce is amazingly proof that you couldn't hang with a noose
You say youse the truth? i say you couldn't have the upper hand raising the roof
When facing the brute you should pray for a truce or get slain with your troops
Becuz stashin drugs in shoes should be the only time you're lacing ur boots


Just know that i let you off easy, cause when i put your neck to shank
The shit won’t be pretty like Oprah Winfrey’s septic tank
Your wifey’s a LovePeddler, bent over getting bleeped on all fours
I’m humping her sore cunt till it’s coarse, then i f[/b]uck her some more
Pull out and watch more shit fly than some plumbers at war
I’d love to remorse, but i’d rather open her mouth for my bundles of joy
My words pack a punch leave you in a crime lab bleeding still
You needing skill, to compete at will gay you ain’t even ill
And you ain’t being felt like an amputee blind man reading brail
Heed the tales, my weight so large you need astronomers to read the scale
Are you still with me? I’m considered quite a horror for these rappers
'Cause ma oratories status is as bright as the [b]aurora borealis[/quote]I'm nominating this for the NL Battles Hall Of Fame

Who else is playing?

@ Teemoe

Are U in Nigeria? Lagos precisely?

I got this mail,i press delete sharp sharp

vanhelsing:
@ khanye

the best lyricists world over use less punchlines,metaphors and similies, mode is like full of it and sometimes they're off point, no disrespect to the emcee,but you can drive home your point with out loosing your audience.

just my point of view!

Please post the off point ones

@ Sauron

I told U a long time ago to quit talking Hip-Hop.It's not for dudes with ur IQ.Honestly,be on some other shit.It's o.k to get sentimental but ur case is different and now i know U need deliverance,make sure U get one before the year 2009.Don't carry ur folly into a new year oh!

Just because it's a forum,u think u can open ur infested stinking mouth and say anything U like? U're just a waste of time.


It's obvious U've never heard a Modenine track!!! Pidgin ko,Creole ni,

@ Poster,

U wrote a review without quoting from his lyrics.A fair one though

Oh my God!!! This guy!!!! Nobody they force U to listen to rap oh! If U don't Understand Nas and Modenine,Be on ur Sauce sh*t,nothin do U! Now,instead of wasting ur time trying to bring a good guy down,just google "ether" and educate yourself or listen to the track with ur "brains".Yeah! Go steal a brain or borrow one.

Now post "ETHER" lyrics and expose ur bit*h ass.

Its' been years now and i still can't find a better video!!!

akinalabi:
Yeah right. . .

We've seen people stand their ground even when they're absolutely
wrong. I don't see that as a virtue. I see it as outright stupidity.

My belief is that when I'm wrong, I should hold my hands up and
agree. I've seen a top bank CEO shift ground to agree with a level
one staff.

Sauron!!! U can learn from that!

[size=18pt]Hopelessly devoted[/size]

I've been a soccer manager freak since 98. I started with USM 98,played every version of football manager till 2008 but FM 09 is the most promising with the 3D thingy.I've been anticipating a better game and i wanna know if anyone got the game already.


Who's got this game already?How did U get it and what's ur experience?

Haa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Modenine's back. The "Mathematical Sege" strikes again!


"The Night Before My Ish Dropz"
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5138170147b20501/

The "Mathematical Sege"strikes again!He's ready to shut em all up!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Just consider this a diss to Ghetto P and any other faker out there searching for fame.tell em to diss Ruggedman instead


"The Night Before My Ish Dropz"
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5138170147b20501/

@ AfrknKngs

what has kaydee got to do with this?


@ Sauron

Lmao!!! Now U just confirmed it!!! Ur state of mind is far from Hip-Hop!!! Lol!!! "Thy Kingdom Come" is the best album outta Nigeria?Haa!!! Now U've confirmed it that U know nothing bout Hip-Hop. RuggedMan better than Modenine!!! Haa!!! Stick to ur Man Utd thread,U're doing good over there.LMAO!!!

Lol!!! I've been singing it on this thread that all y'all should expect nothing from Wenger this season.


[size=18pt]Hopelessly Devoted[/size]

@ Sauron

"U wanna learn,U starvin for knowledge I'm a feed U
But if U wise,I'm hungry for for knowledge I'm a eat U"

Man!!!!!! U betta come up with a good excuse soon that U've been clowning all along Back to everyone biting Illmatic,Ur Hero,Eminem is number one but U'll never know that!!! Eminem's Infinite album was straight biting and that's what U call biting.That was even more than biting!!! If U want that album,i can hook U up because i'm sure U've never heard of it.

I keep telling U to shut ur mouth when the topic is Hip-Hop because U know nothing! U're just better than Skingo and his entourage around here.Lemme explain further,when i see David Dylan talking religion,i keep my mouth shut because i know he knows better and some guys in the Auto section because they know better.Until you realize U know lil or nothing,U'll never learn.U're one incorrigible M.U.M.U. You think U know but U have no idea

@ Sauron

You are so ignorant,Biggie was the 1st to bite Nas

@ Sauron

LOl!!!!! Nas biting Biggie

U see!!! U just open ur mouth and say sh*ts U know lil or nothing bout.Biggie was the first to bite Nas and Nas was explaining his Biggie wars on that track "Last Real Nigga Alive".U're becoming another Skingo

Kung Fu Hustle
Shaolin Soccer
Mr Bones
Borat
Scary Movie
Soul Plane
The Waterboy
Meet The Parents

That's my list for now

Who's watched the latest episode?

Even if u chop yam,
u couldn't spit two bars(tubers)

-STR8 Buttah

@ Sauron

It's obvious U love people with criminal mind hence your usernames but Eminem is a bad choice because he says a whole lot of sh*t he won't do.

We've heard you now! Eminem is the best rapper in White America or anywhere U want him to rule.

"I got a new attitude, really, I ain't mad at you
I just wanted you to recognize I got talent too

[Verse 2]
When I say talented, I don't mean battle kid
I mean storytellin, kinda like how ya album is"

That's Canibus to Em

@ Sauron

I'll use your words here to taunt U forever!

He was saying stuffs from his heart in this track

Hopelessly Devoted!

I told all y'all to expect nada from Arsene Wenger this season.That guy does not see anything wrong with not winning.He's contented with the way things are going

@ Sauron



E don do! I don hear U!!!!!