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FamilyRe: Funny Things That Children Say by kaydee(m): 12:26am On Aug 23, 2009
[quote author=r_o_b_b_y link=topic=298035.msg4403571#msg4403571 date=1250981378]Hehe, my mum is always talking of some funny thing my elder sister did when she was young, say about 5 or 6 years old.
there was a neigbours wife they used to call amebo in secret because, well it was an open secret that she is. . .amebo.
So my mum had slaughtered a goat cos it was festve season and in the usual manner, sent out some pieces to the few women that live around, so she sent my little sister to give this woman her share. On getting there, she started saying, "Amebo, my mama say make i give you. . ."  before she was silenced by a hot slap. . . and she ran back home crying. Still a big joke in our family today.[/quote]LWKMD!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 2:57pm On Aug 19, 2009
What you both need is a miracle,Doctors can't help but God can do something, I'll be praying for the both of you
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2009
REAL TRUTH:
Guy don't join words with people like this,,,otherwise they would make U look like themselves,,,,they would never in their life time look at things objectively or engage their brains in intelligent discussions,,,
The first step to getting help is realizing U need a brain, Ur case is worse than that of a person with Dementia, U're totally brainless and U need help fast because it'll be bad if U die this way, Open a thread and cry for help, A doctor in the house might help U out with a fish's brain,

FBS:
Then Ignoramus in that case is your first, middle and surname put together because I'm yet to see someone as stupid as you are.
Read my very first post: I said, there is more to this than we already know but for you to come out and say he should resign ONLY because he is a black man and thereafter giving your friend's father as example? wow! 

Plus where in my post did you see "jealous"? I said it that you are plain blind.

How can you compare
- marrying two wives (as in your friend's fathers case) to a pastor remarrying (after his wife left 10 years ago to remarry) but only got the sack after two years of "breaking" a certain rule?

- And now you are using those who cheated in 100 level as an example?  

Mehnnn some people sef. Boy go and see a doctor- any doctor 'cos I don't know which one to recommend.
Besides, how does that fit in? Did the pastor cheat?  

Maybe I sholuld break it down for you. A church is not an ordinary setup (such as school etc). It is a place of worship and where morality is next to spirituality (some may even argue that Morality is spirituality in action). If he broke this rule, why wait for 2 years to act?

You have failed to answer that particular question.  

PS: This is nothing but abuse of internet. Even brainless cows like you, go want post. O ma se o.
U have a serious case of "Senile Dementia", I can remember telling U to go steal a brain, Even murder cases and armed robbery cases stay years in court for lack of concrete evidence.Start watching Crime TV to know U can be punished for crimes committed as far as 30years back.Even God chill years before punishing so what's the big deal bout the 2years

Must i break ur skull to sink it in that The Pastor was aware of the penalty before re-marrying?It's the price fool, It's just like a foul in the box, Geddit?I know U can't get anything in there because it is a "Tabula rasa", He saw it coming,Pastors want to divorce their wives and re-marry citing him as example.

Finally,U found another numskull like you,i suggest U both borrow a brain and share it,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 11:40am On Aug 19, 2009
FBS:
Some people are just plain blind and sorry to say stupid. Honestly, who is displaying ITK here? If at all then it is you. What intelligence have you that gives you the capacity to dish out advices to others?
What you are saying is this: 
-he should have resigned simply because he is a black man? (never mind the fact that the who and who of RCCG were and officiated at his wedding-meaning that he had the go ahead)
- This happened 2 years ago but just got sacked now?

Let me ask your porous head, why the wait for 2 years? If he did the wrong thing then the sanctions should be with immediate effect.
Anyone with me on this?

Now read what you posted and think again. How does that relate to this issue? Your friend's dad married the second wife (i.e he has/had 2 wives)
- NOT REMARRIED!!!
olodo.

PS: Go and check the meaning of Ignoramus again. That should be your middle name.
Check the meaning of Ignoranus, that shud be your surname, It's obvious U're blinded by sentiment.I know people who cheated in 100level or used fake documents during their admission process and they had to chill till they finish their project before dealing with them.Tell me the professors are jealous of them too,

What's so hard for you to understand herehuh Is ur skull that empty?Even the Pastor himself accepted it in good fate and U're here taking Panadol for someone's headache.Now who types without thinkinghuh,  Go get a brain,if U can't afford one,steal one because U might die with that empty skull, A typical M.U.M.U like you shud pay before posting here,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 9:54pm On Aug 18, 2009
PROJECT:
kaydee do u think before u type or type b4 u  think,what were they looking at for two years abi u no sabi read,wetin dey do some nigerians, if u dont know what to say pls go and sit down.if ur friend papa sit for back of church na im wahala be that ,who send am message,ignoramus
And U're an

Ignoranus - A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 1:21pm On Aug 18, 2009
FBS:
What a load of nonsense. What has race/skin-color/nationality got to do with this? Shameful post to say the least.
You are not fit to give advice to anyone.
And who are U to tell who is fit to give advicehuhCan U see U're the only ignorant one around here and if you keep on with ur ITK,then U'll end up, lipsrsealed There are things that we do that are culture bound, Yeah!!! That's why it's hard to see a black suicide bomber and that's why people who are suicidal are mostly Asians and that's why most blacks in leadership positions don't wanna leave esp Nigerians.Look at people in political positions,national Team coaches E.T.C.I've seen People resigning without being told simply because they broke the rules of engagement or simply because the rules disregard their policies.

@ Real Truth

U think leaders should be normal people right? My friend's dad married the second wife and till he died,he was given a sit @ the back of the church despite the fact he owns the building where the church is erected and responsible for almost all the stuffs in church financially.That's Seven Day Adventist Church for you.

Back to pastor Ighodalo,they were at his wedding but he should have resigned honorably.They did not tell him he can't re-marry but he won't be able to continue as a leader and he can go join Tony Rapu or any of those clergies advocating for his unfair treatment,na by force abi na RCCG be the only Church?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Divided Over Sack Of Ighodalo Of Rccg by kaydee(m): 11:04am On Aug 18, 2009
@ REAL TRUTH

U're biased and sentimental bout this issue,U can change ur username because U're far from the truth.

@ Topic
I dunno why we Africans can't just adhere strictly to professional ethics.The committee judged that he had not behaved ethically but he shouldn't have waited for that to happen since he knows his decision could have serious consequences for the future of the Church.Pastors are re-marrying and citing his case and it's obvious that the G.O was handicapped by this emerging dissolution. pastor Ituah is one of his favorites and the necessary must be done.

I think it's strictly black because a white man will resign before it turns out like this.Why must we always wait for disciplinary actions to be taken or expecting our own case to be different when we're conversant with the rules of engagement.

Finally,i think RCCG should amend
Music/RadioRe: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by kaydee(m): 11:24am On Aug 08, 2009
Lol!!! Anyone with the opinion that M.i is better than Modenine is delusional and suffering from intellect myopia!!!

Whose fault is it that some people decide to close their eyes to reality?It's like comparing Walcott to CR,
Music/RadioRe: Promode - Modenine Ft. Proverb by kaydee(m): 12:34pm On Aug 04, 2009
Mode ain't got the album, I've been tryna get the album but those S.A cats just won't help
Rap BattlesRe: Ibime V Malthuss by kaydee(m): 6:42pm On Jul 28, 2009
This is a good one!!! Nice batle dawgs, Malthus is ill too, Will be back to vote on this,
Rap BattlesRe: Mailmalc Vs Ibime by kaydee(m): 10:34pm On Jul 24, 2009
I don't like how U guyz do it here.You can send ur bars to Lalaboy or Eldee,even Mukina. I keep saying it,there's no way u gonna win if i preview ur bars
Rap BattlesRe: Sauron Vs Ibime by kaydee(m): 9:30pm On Jul 17, 2009
manickal:
@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.
Bring 'em out!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: Sauron Vs Ibime by kaydee(m): 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2009
Opener- Ibime

Sauron
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Ibime's on his last breath, cos he's the gay to die next.
I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.
Leave his blood stains on the wall after i break up his spine.
Ibime
]rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/
I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/
I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/
. . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/
Flow- Sauron

Simile/Metaphors- Ibime
Sauron
Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test.

U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it

With lyrics  so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull
Ibime
I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/

I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/
Im rich bitch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!

I’m no loafer/ I react quick like oxygen/
And box him in/ with a grenade. . . .after I unlock the pin!/
He’s a forlorn flop/ and Im a sure shot/

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
I’m venom-aided. . .  and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/
double-entendre/Wordplay- Sauron

Sauron

I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.

Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test.

Ibime's lines are tired, he is the 10th casualty(Casual Tee) i've worn out
Ibime
Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/

you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/
Creativity - Ibime

Imagery - Tie You both ill at this and the pictures are vivid

Multies - Ibime

Sauron
I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.
Leave his blood stains on the wall after i break up his spine.
Ibime
I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/
I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/
Punches- Ibime

Sauron
U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it

U are a weak link, 'soap some bars' on your crap, keep your shit clean.

With lyrics  so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull

I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more

Ibime

I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/

. . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/

I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/
Im rich bitch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/

I should invoice this verse. . . and post it with the fees attached/

He couldn’t spit on bars if he was incriminated/

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
Closer- Tie

Sauron
Ibime's half to stall, i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord
I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more.

Ibime

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
I’m venom-aided. . .  and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/
Vote - Ibime
PhonesRe: Ready To Buy Apple Iphone by kaydee(m): 11:53am On Jul 08, 2009
Be Specific,which one do you really want?

3Gs,2G, 8Gb,16Gb?
Music/RadioRe: Hero(nas) Vs A Hero Comes Home(mode9) by kaydee(m): 10:52pm On Jul 04, 2009
I prefer "A Hero Comes Home" to "Hero". I wasn't feeling Nas that much until the last verse.Modenine was hittin it right from the start but Hero's hook is better
Music/RadioRe: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(op): 6:52pm On Jun 24, 2009
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=38921.msg4082281#msg4082281 date=1245857134]Kaydee you and i know there is a drift in there somewhere,it is why Em' asked if you geddit?
I do not know what y'all Hip Hop head call it,but i call it witty multies.

It's the same reason you have a stagnant running nose  cheesy.

Take a look at another one hombre

Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
              Eminem-----------------------Who knew

Eminem on my mind all the time![/quote]Make sure you listen to "313" off "Infinite" . Anytime i wanna quote that track,i always end up quoting almost all the lines. Eminem and Kyu were both mad on the track
Music/RadioRe: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(op): 3:39pm On Jun 24, 2009
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=38921.msg4078101#msg4078101 date=1245797315]Have Michael Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers, replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40, stuck a sepository up his ass
And made him tell me a story, gave Hannibal lector a fuckin' nectarine
And sat him in the fuckin' fruit and
vegetables section and gave him a lecture
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cut your[b] fuckin' head off[/b], and that's where you headed off to
Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
this anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco


Eminem------------Underground
Dude is sick and venomous[/quote]"Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to"
Music/RadioRe: Are All Rappers Beginning To Sound Like M.i by kaydee(m): 11:04pm On Jun 23, 2009
rapjunkie:
Who is the real MI? his flow and delivery are very different on 'crowd mentality' and 'safe'. MI switched his flow to sound like lil weezy. after 'safe' became a sucess, MI just kept doing his lil weezy rip off while trying to jack the swag of naeto C and kanye west. Abracadabra!!! . . . . .he's wearing 3 peice suits on stage

I don't know who MI is but it seems neither does he. . . . .
Zero brought his mixtape then and told us he's the best he's heard in a while.He sounded like M.I then,Now he's just a lil wayne wanna be.Most people talk sh*t they won't do judging by his "Crowd Mentality" message
Rap BattlesRe: Show No Mercy - NL Summer Rap Battle by kaydee(m): 9:12am On Jun 22, 2009
ofokasibe:
BAMSYLE IS THE ONLY CREDIBLE JUDGE
SHAZ IS ALSO CREDIBLE
ELDEE IS OUT FOR PARTILITY
MUKINA IS SAURONS FRIEND
KAYDEE- WHO BE THAT , NO REPUTATION!


ONLY BAMYSLE AND SHAZ ARE CREDIBLE SHAZ IS TOP CHOICE THO,, SHAZ HAS NO COMPETITION!
@ Ofoka

I know U're a grown man now though U still got some of your old self inside, Just make sure U don't bite, I'll nab U.

@ Lalaboi

Where is Wordsmith?
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278823.msg4038330#msg4038330 date=1245173862]How can Eminem sound like Nas? It is what idiots like you say to feel good.
Nas was also accused of sounding like Kool G Rap and others. . . . . .It's a moronic statement and i aint surprised u buy into it cos u are a slowpoke.


Illmatic is lyrically shallow to MMLP
Stillmatic is nothing compared to TES.
It Was Written pales in comparison to SSLP.
"Lost Tapes"? Hahahahahahaha A compilation of stolen songs??[/quote]Now there is no limit to your blasphemies. You just feel Nairaland is a place where you can say the dumbest stuffs.When i get the time,i'll open a thread on all ur blasphemies from all the threads.

How dare you argue the fact that Eminem was sounding like Nas and Az when he himself accepted the fact and blamed it on Illmatic.It's obvious you've not heard the album,I'll upload it for you.

Nas was termed the "New Rakim" and he never denied Rakim's influence.

@ Bamsyle

U get time oh!!! This guy will never learn, Where are the others?They know you're wasting ur time schooling someone like Sauron.From now till 3000,he'll never accept defeat.
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 2:22pm On Jun 13, 2009
Bolajibroke is a better man now and all y'all can learn from him.Ofokasibe is a complete gentleman.That guy is growing and he takes correction.No doubt,he'll be up there soon
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2009
@ Sauron

Is it my fault that both you and Ibime underrated ur opponents and saved ur best lines for the final? How did you see the scorecard?
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 8:26pm On Jun 11, 2009
@ Sauron

U're a bad loser like Nigerian politicians.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Somebody Help Me With My Industrial Attachment! by kaydee(m): 11:49am On Jun 11, 2009
Try Accelon
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 2:15am On Jun 09, 2009
@ Sauron

I can't believe you're saying this bout Biz? Still wondering how U became his fan
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 11:14pm On Jun 08, 2009
@ A-40

Aight man,i'll correct myself. One of the greatest albums of all time
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 4:47pm On Jun 08, 2009
@ A-40

Which album is the greatest Hip-Hop album ?
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 4:06pm On Jun 08, 2009
@ Sauron(Ignoranus)

You're one incorrigible idiot and you'll die in your folly.You keep talking bout an unreleased track and you're gloating over nothing.Idiot,you don't even have the track.

In "Careful What You Wish For" Eminem was talking bout "Illmatic".
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 12:48pm On Jun 08, 2009
@ Sauron

When outwitted,you resort to verbal assaults like an ignoranus that you are.For the last time,Illmatic is the greatest Hip-Hop album of all time. So because you heard Desperados 2 that no one else heard and no one's got,you're more Hip-Hop than anybody? Look at your slowpoke self.Your IQ must be as low as your GP.Despite the fact that Eminem made Illmatic the ideal album,You still believe Ready To Die is better.

I keep telling you, shush when the topic is Hip-Hop and stick to talking bout Man Utd alone.You know nothing and till you realize that,You'll never learn.
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 12:23am On Jun 08, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278823.msg3991858#msg3991858 date=1244412940]Look at this amateur. . . . .
U have not heard Desperados 2?? Christ. . . . .and you call yourself a fan of rap.
Nas opted not to be on the album version and AZ walked out of the studio after Canibus laid his vocals. He felt disgraced. grin grin grin
On Desperados 2, Nas, Foxxy, Nature, AZ all spat and Canibus still disgraced the whole Firm crew[/quote]Please tell me the name of the album that's got this track,yet to hear it.

Illmatic greater than "Ready To Die"?? Are you nutz??
Wu-Tang's album was more influential than Nas' Illmatic.
That Nas influenced Eminem does not make Nas better. . . . . .It just shows Nas had been in the game long enough.
Kurtis Blow/MC Hammer influenced 2Pac. . . . Does that make em better than him?
Why are Nigerians mis-using the word "influence"?
Despite the fact that Nas dropped his album 1st,Biggie still couldn't match him and he was crowned the best lyricist.Illmatic is greater than Ready To Die.If you don't know,now you know.

hard as you always try,i fail to see the logic behind your arguments.

I know more about Nas than you do.
Blimey. . . . .I know more Hip-hop than you can ever match.
U didn't even know Desperados 2 was made to test Canibus' lyrical prowess. . . . .What a tyke!!!
The more you think you know,the more you know you know nothing.If you know Hip-Hop,you won't come here and spit all this blasphemy because you want to prove urself right.Look at you,all alone in this.I feel pity for you.
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 11:06pm On Jun 07, 2009
@ Sauron

Name the Biz and Nas collabo 'cuz Nas didn't spit on Desperados.

Illmatic is like the greatest Hip-Hop album of all time,ask Eminem. Eminem will never say he's better than Nas,Nas influenced him and his first album can testify.Almost all rappers have "Illmatic" in their top 3

Stop saying stuffs you don't know,Nas is like the only artist outside the clan to feature on their album.Even Scarface too was influenced.
Music/RadioRe: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by kaydee(m): 1:29am On Jun 07, 2009
Nas was crowned best lyricist when Biggie was alive.Nas dropped Illmatic before Biggie dropped his

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