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boys !! no more back passes pls, thank you !!

Thank God - offside

Song , take time o

^^^ very poor.

Tevez don dey warm up now when them no send am message

What the heck was Piennar doing there ?

oops !!

So Nasri still does this his 'speaking in tongues', anytime he plays rubbish

Geeeeee, RvPeeeeeee, nice goal-keeping by Timbolo boy.

Ramsey must score today o

Koscienly wants to be a striker.

GOAL TV5 AGAIN

Ramseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ooooo

see perfectly laid ball for scoring

That was the Arsenal Nasri .

unlucky to hit the bar though. Petr Cech dey see vision, lol , off to Goodison park jor.

Today na Today

Chelsea, win or confirm your Europa status for next season.

Arsenal in full: Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Song, Arteta, Rosicky, Walcott, Ramsey, Van Persie.

Subs: Djourou, Fabianski, Santos, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Benayoun, Gervinho, Chamakh.



Wenger don come again o. So is Rosicky going to be on the flank or what ?

Na by force to play Rambo ? He should better score to justify his selection.

bittyend: Osei Yaw Ababio was the shyte, I read that Chemistry book from the beginning to the end twice - and made my own personal copy. I had to do that because my Chemistry teacher said he was gonna make sure I repeat the class, if I don't get above 70% in chemistry. Someone in my class must have snitched to him - that he sees me at Yaba everyday running after chics from all the girls school - and Yaba was the place to be, back in the day. Yaba, the home of all the girls school - with beautiful girls everywhere. Periodic table, gas laws, molecular formula, organic and inorganic gases etc..

PN Okeke - that was the big physics textbook - I read that from front to the back as well. Heck, I had to cram all the gas laws, Avogadro's hypothesis ( still remember: equal volume of all the gases at the same temperature and pressure, contains the same numbers of molecules ), laws of friction, laws of gravity etc.

Abbott - It seems Abbott is a British chemistry textbook, can't really remember now.

Ugo C Ugo - I can't remember this - but it seems it is the mathematics textbook.

Anyakoha - The name is familiar but can't really remember it.

Ugo C Ugo , He He He,

How about 'Odiaka' the fat brown book for Common entrance and G-2 exams ?

'Abbott' is a physics txt book, with 'PN Okeke' and 'Awe'

Chemistry txt books : Ababio; Holderness and Lambert; Bajah

Yaba boy !!! . I must know your face from around the way.


Just remembered Sunday Rendezvous, the limca sponsored program where people come together to dance every Sunday on TV and in the end, there's a competition for who can finish a bottle of limca fastest. Goshhh, That was in the 80s men.

Classic !!!

denzel2009: the days you wrap your new text books with brown paper and never bother to open them again.
the days when your compare marks of beatings on your bodies with friends.

or old calendar.

McAdem: • The days where ladies wore long skirts that had slits up to their laps

with 'shimi' underneath


- I remember Okin biscuit (The very sweet rectangular one and the circle one), Oxford Cabin biscuit, Buttermint, Malta sweet and . . TomTom (that still exists), robot chewing gum, Tree top, Lucozade with orange shine shine wrapper, green sands drink and Tandi guarana.
- TV programs : Voltron, Superted, tales by moonlight, Doctor Who, Robin Hood (NTA2 Channel5 version), Abiku, lynx, Willy Willy, Behind the clouds, Shoppers guide on friday nights(with AP advert), The prince and the pauper, Speak out (I used to be on that program), Telematch (ha, ha), The new masquerede (Zebudaya)
- Playing football with felele ball, catcher, making paper planes, boats, guns; flying kites, rolling tyres and loop and wheel (custard bucket cover with a metal loop).
- Playing and dancing to turntable ('record') music - Michael jackson records, mandators, chris okotie, etc etc.

- The days when NTA Channel 7 was known for only showing missing people. Clapper Board was a round-the-clock movie channel, The old Super man (only shown on public holidays), 'Jesus of Nazareth' (2 versions:Channel 5 and Channel 10).

- went to a lot of 'aunty give me cake' birthday parties.

Many more memories rushing through my brain now . . . .


OMG, I miss the good old days. The days when life was simple but the young must grow

SMH !!

That is what you get when you negotitate with terrosrists/militants. You give them a lot of bargaining POWER .

Soon he will threaten to shut down production facilities if his demands are not met.

In all honesty, the ND people need to be treated more fairly and the government has been irresponsible in handling of issues in the ND, but over the years their cause has gone from demand for fair treatment and justice to brazen criminality and holding the government and entire nation to ransom. Both parties are . . . . . . guilty.

This one na Oliver Twist o.

Is this ping-pong match btwn Naija and SA still going on ?

MRbrownJAY: bwaaaaaah!!!!! pls care to tell me how can your wife stop a gang of arm robbers from ra.ping her at gunpoint? how can she fight her big boss twice her size of ra.ping her? how she can stop a ra.pist from beating her into unconsciousness before ra.ping her?! you are funny, and clearly have no idea of what it means to be ra.ped.

Forget about armed robbers, I wont even advice my enemies to confront them. I was referring to ur 'powerful' people, governors and bosses, people I know where to find their a$$es when i want to. Armed robbery rqpe is a different case and I'll be surprised if my wife got robbed and r.aped (God forbid) by robbers and she came home and didn't tell me about it

MRbrownJAY: lol, that is in r/ships where couples are in synch with one another and trust each other fully.....but we all know that such r/ship are very seldom and most marry for the wrong reasons in 9ja. lets be real here!
did you just compare toasters with ra.pist?! toasting someone is not a crime and therefore you shouldnt even try (not in a million yrs) to compare the two.

That is how it all begins, if she has that much freedom and confidence to tell me anything while we're dating, then it gets even stronger if we're married. Are you saying couples are more sync or trust each other more in r/ships than in married life ?

MRbrownJAY: lol, you are funny!!!! yes you may feel tough but sadly some men out there may have GUNS, they also may be POWERFUL men that you can never defeat. what if the ra.pist is a powerful gov. official, who happens to be your boss, and who threatened her that he will fire you or even cook up some story and kill you? do you still think that wifey will come to you without a fear in the world?

Not trying to sound like tough Don chichi but powerful man o, Governor or my Boss, sexually harasses my wife, he's dead meat.

MRbrownJAY: some do, others dont, it all depends on the kind of husband they got. many men will view their wives as soiled goods, if they are ra.ped, rather than VICTIMS........and since we know that many will do ANYTHING to get (and stay) married, this silence is fully understandable.

What kind of man will consider his wife to be 'soiled goods' because she was r.aped ? The man must be a callous husband and the woman, an insecure wife. If she doesnt tell her husband about her most embarrassing problems then who will she tell? That is why I suspect that those that hide it have some degree of approval of the act.

MRbrownJAY: so what you are saying is that a woman CANNOT be ra.ped and be afraid of her attacker to the point of being quiet?!
i guess the day you look down the barrel of a gun and your life is threatened, you will understand why many live with FEARS.

So if your wife comes home crying that a man assaulted her for no just reason, you will sit back and say he's too powerful to face. I see no reason why your wife cant't tell you just about anything, this is your wife who you pillow-talk with every night, if she can't, then there's a problem. Those so called 'powerful' men, governors and rap.ists should be afraid of what you will do to them if they messed with your wife. If my wife has that confidence that i will stand for her then she can tell anyone off and even prevent the act from happening. I had a girlfriend that used to come home and report to me that guys tried to hit on her and I told her what to tell them anytime anyone tried something funny and anytime she says it, they just back-off.

MRbrownJAY: consensual ra.pe?! sorry bro but thats an oxymoron of the highest order! if the s[b]e[/b]x is consensual then it CANNOT be r.ape, and vice versa.

LOL!! yes, i know. That is when a girl carries her 2 legs to a man's house and when the guy touches her she says 'no' with a smile or "stop it, i like it" and in the end, claims she was ra.pe.d. That is the kind of ra-pe you wldnt want to tell your husband about.

MRbrownJAY: as for ra.pe, due to social stigma or shame, i can fully understand why a Nigerian woman wouldnt tell her partner and instead try to solve the issue on her own. we all know that 9ja men and their ego can be quite nasty in such situation, so i would surely understand (although it aint right) why a wifey wouldnt say anything.

why wouldn't my wife tell me if a guy touches her in a way she doesn't approve of, not to mention r.ape.

MRbrownJAY: also, remember that many ra.pists threaten their victim of murder/reprisal etc if they talk, and that also could be a reason for these women to be quiet.......... so please, dont be too quick to say that someone who didnt say anything is automatically guilty of anything, as such things happens everyday.

How will my wife be living in fear of threats from another man . Any man, that my wife reports to me about trespassing or death threats is a dead man walking and should run for his life before I get to him.

Bottom line . . . . r.ape is not an excuse in this case.

obowunmi: So true. One of my ex-girlfriends father who has NEVER lived in the U.S. is building a house from scratch in Texas and Atlanta ---- for what ? He works for Chevron and Agip....... [b]quite sad [/b]if you ask me. But if money talks, more often bullshit walks.

abeg, what is sad about it ?

[quote author=BABE!]You mean " Downtown Lagos "? [/quote]sounds more like it.

MRbrownJAY: the important question IS: how the hell did she get pregnant for another man?!
- if it is due to deceit then there is no other option than to drop the skank.
- if it is due to r.ape then there is not much a man can do but to be supportive (unless they can still abort).

What kind of r.ape ? Consensual or Non-consensual ?

If it is due to genuine r.ape, then she must have told her husband when it happened. But if you were r.aped and you didn't tell your husband then it was most likely a consensual one.

@OP, That will be the end of the road, send her packing without hesitation. No time to hang around an unfaithful spouse, if I cant trust you, then I'm not keeping you. Who knows how much more she has done and gotten away with.

charles316: beat the hell out of her them send her out of ur house. make sure u beat her first

Charlie boy !!!, u harsh o.

hmmmmmmmmm, make MEND boys no squadnap them o.

Probably for building and maintaining basic infrastructure (roads, provide health care, and all . . . . etc, etc ) and paying public officers like yellow fever LASTMA and policemen (who eventually beat you up). That's what it should be @ least, but in Naija, nothing is properly accounted for, so the story might be totally different.

BlueDiva: Wetin?

I can give you 5 posts were i said he will yet shine.
AVB was the bad luck.

Sad to hear peeps blaming AVB for Torres' misfortunes. He was a misfiring cylinder b4 the 'advent' of AVB and remains so . The next few games will tell if this is just a flash in the pan or truly the resurrection of the 'old' Torres. Most likely, he's done scoring for the season .

@OP, what is the difference btwn pics 1-7 of Aba and many more inbetween, they all appear to be pics of the same place.

Na wah for those pics of Onitsha, they look terrible and it's supposed to be the commercial capital of Anambra. What exactly is P. Obi doing? I heard he's been working real hard.

Going to meet your girl's parents with dreadlocks is like rolling a dice, the outcome may swing either way, approval or rejection. They might just write you off on first impression based on your physical appearance; if you're lucky, deep down in their minds, you might get a second chance to make a good impression of yourself and their final judgement will be based on your conversation with them. It will either turn your fortunes around or put the final nail in the coffin of your 'runs'. Word of 'mouf' does it all, sell yourself well, impress the man and he will ask you what date you intend to fix the wedding.

You can keep your locks tidy and look responsible, remember Charles O'tudor, the boss from Bank PhB intern, he had clean dreads; ummmmmmmm nothing like what i see in your DP. Scruffy and tattered dreads and beards will make you come across as a jobless riff raff or hoodlum and no parent will give you the green light.