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Health / Re: Painful Urination, Fever, Red Eyes by kayemjay(m): 7:54am On Jun 30, 2015
For the painful urination, it's either you have a Urinary Tract Infection or an STI probably Chlamy. But for the other symptoms of fever and lower abdominal pain, you may have a kidney infection. I don't wanna be an alarmist but those are the likely diagnosis. Visit a doctor and do tests.

Pele.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2015
Thanks guys.

I will update unfailingly tomorrow evening.

I appreciate the following.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
The lounge was dimly lit, the ambience refreshing. Colourful lights bounced off the walls and the air conditioning could give the South Pole a run for money. The interior of the strip club was cool and cozy, even better than had been described. The leather seats were very comfortable and soothed the back. The air smelled like lavender giving the feeling that it was a night that would forever be remembered.

He had been working so hard for the past few weeks and had looked forward to this break. After successfully completing his tasks and reaching his targets, he had to unwind and relax himself. He could not go home. There was nothing interesting for him there. He had called up a long-time friend and was given the description of the strip club. In his friend’s words:

“My guy, if you are not impressed, do not talk to me ever again.”

He had been friends with Edwin long enough to know that he did not make lame promises. So he had proceeded to Kings & Royals, his mind full of high expectations. So far, he was utterly impressed. He observed the lounge for a few minutes admiring the activities already happening. Many of the girls were not wearing anything at all. Their exhibited their nakedn3ss in all its glory. He gulped, swallowing a bit of spit. He had been warned by Edwin that he could meet with such a scenario but he waved it aside saying that nak3d black babes were usually not appealing to behold. As he stood by the bar looking at the gorgeous nak3d women, he was not the least repulsed. He could feel his member agree with him from within his shorts. As he continued to feed his eyes, he saw a few girls with one or two strips covering their holes and nips. He beheld a few lap dances and the groove was really settling in. He looked at his wrist watch, 9:35pm. He smiled, licked his lips and swore to have a swell time. He turned and ordered a bottle of beer from the bar. As he gulped from the bottled, his eyes caught an interesting scene. A stripper was giving a guy a lap dance and right in front of everyone, she removed her thong. Another girl was strolling across the lounge with big, gyrating buttocks in stockings and nothing else. Her bare breasts giggled as she walked to take a seat. He saw another girl in what looked like a bikini, another in a jacket with a bowler hat and nothing under.

It was quite a lot to take in, so he found his way to one of the unoccupied single leather sofas and rested his fragile frame. His eyes darted to the dancing pole at the centre of the lounge. The dark, busty lady there jumped on the poll and twisted around it, flashing her bare bum out for all to see. Her labia glistened as the lights settled momentarily on her figure. A soft pornographic film was playing on a 48 inch screen behind her. He drained the contents of his bottle and switched gears just as he had been instructed by Eddy. He signalled to the waiter and his table was decorated with a bottle of champagne. He had barely taken two sips from his cup when a dame strolled to his side and sat. She was light skinned, petite but sexy. Clad in white bra and panties, she snuggled closer and then requested a drink. He obliged and they engaged in small talk while she teased him, rubbing her hands all over his sensitive areas. Sensing that he wanted a lap dance, she climbed on top of him and started to wriggle, rotating and bouncing her exterior on his bulging organ in tune to Wizkid’s For You.

She leaned forwards, licked the insides of his ear and spoke softly,

“Spank me baby, spank that booty”

He was already lost in her moves so he willingly obeyed, spanking her softly. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and was loving every second of it. He made a mental note to give Edwin a treat for opening his eyes to this level of fun. Just when he thought it could not get worse, she pulled her bra and it came off. His hands groped her breasts as he was half blind with lust. She leaned forwards again, still grinding him ever so seductively.

“I am so wet. Do you want to feel it?” She asked.

He nodded like a he-goat in heat.

“Take them off baby” she cajoled.

As his hands went to her sides and down her hips, she slapped his hands away and got up off him. He had thought she wanted to make it easy for him but there she was, walking away. He was tempted to run after her but held himself. He kept his eyes on her until she faded from sight. He shook his head and shrugged. Turning his attention to his bottle of champagne, he could not find his glass.

“Looking for this?” A feminine voice asked.

He looked beside him and his face fell. He knew her and did not like that she had followed him. At that moment he understood why the girl had left him alone.

“Hello James. There is work to be done.” The female said, taking a sip from the glass.

“Stella, what are you doing here? I thought I had the weekend off?” James replied and continued.

“You know I deserve this. I have been working my ass off these few weeks. Can’t a man get decent rest anymore?” He lamented.

Stella smiled and leaned forwards.

“Maybe we should ask Steven. What do you think?” She whispered.

“He is here?”

Stella bent her head to her left and winked. James turned to her direction and there Steven was at the bar. Steven waved at James, signalling for them to come over.

“Oh my God.” James cried, putting both hands on his head.

“Come on superman. Let’s go.” Stella said, pulling him from the chair.

James got up reluctantly, following her to meet Steven.

******* ****

24 hours earlier….

Mr. Raymond Onuoah sat in his living room reading the day’s copy of DailyNews. His twin sons playing the cop and villain game, were bouncing all around him excitedly one trying to outrun the other. He could perceive the sweet smelling aroma that came from the kitchen. His wife was doing what she was wonderful at. He opened the middle page of the newspaper and fed his eyes on the contents. The middle spread was a campaign advert for the candidate running for presidency. Raymond just shook his head and hissed. They all made the same promises and never delivered. He was turning the page when the doorbell rang. Raymond pulled one of his sons nearest to him.

“Michael, go see who is at the door.”

His son walked briskly and playfully to the door and opened it. He did not recognize the man and the burglary kept the man from entering.

“Is your daddy around?” The man asked.

“Yes. What is your name?” Michael asked.

“Tell him ShadowCorp.”

To be continued

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Politics / Re: Meet The Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo, She’s Extremely Beautiful! by kayemjay(m): 11:50am On Jun 25, 2015
sonofananimal:



DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN UGLY AND BEAUTY angry

LET ME EDUCATE YOU:

A UGLY SOMEONE IS A PERSON WHO LOOK BEAUTIFUL WHEN MAKEUP AND AFTER MAKEUP, SHE RETAIN BACK HER UGLINESS, ( JUST LIKE ELASTICITY) WHILE A BEAUTY IS SOMEONE WHO LOOK UGLY WHEN MAKEUP, AND AFTER MAKEUP SHE RETAIN HER BEAUTY BACK.


USE THIS PRINCIPLE TO EVALUATE THAT WOMAN undecided

undecided undecided undecided

I wish I understood a word of what you typed.

In other news, I can bet my left blokos that this babe still receives hardcore rodding from one unknown guy somewhere.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 2:59pm On Jun 23, 2015
Hello guys.

Thank you all so much for your comments. I apologize for the delayed updates and promise to be more consistent.

Updates continue tomorrow, same time, same station. Lol.


Spoiler Alert....


ShadowCorp is infiltrated and somebody dies. Who could that be?


Keep it locked.
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by kayemjay(m): 12:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
adeh39:



grin grin grin

Oga I sight you ooo, when will you update your story nahsad

We are hungry for updateswink



#TEAM SCENT

Wednesday, sweetheart.

Thanks for following dearie.
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by kayemjay(m): 12:13pm On Jun 22, 2015
This should be:

Mr Nairaland Teenage Competiton.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:06pm On Jun 17, 2015
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please visit www.amazingkevinjohn.

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Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:31am On Jun 17, 2015
Good Morning everyone.

I am so sorry for the two-week hiatus. I had writer's block and could not get to put anything down no matter how hard I tried. Now, I am back.

See you guys at 8pm.

Cheers.
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by kayemjay(m): 4:52pm On Jun 03, 2015
Rexology:

Most of the contestants are teenagers. The contest should be taged ' the most handsome boy in Nairaland' and not "Mr. Nairaland"

I COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU LESS.
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by kayemjay(m): 4:07pm On Jun 03, 2015
Mehn, so far SO BAD! I thought the female edition was an eyesore but this is proving to be 'eyesore-er'!

Make I wait for the official contestant list before I vent properly.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:16pm On Jun 02, 2015
UPDATE DELETED

please visit www.amazingkevinjohn.

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Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 1:43pm On Jun 02, 2015
Dear all,

I am so so sorry for the break in transmission.

UPDATES TONIGHT AT 8PM.

See you then.

Muah!

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Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:01pm On May 22, 2015
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please visit www.amazingkevinjohn.

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Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 11:31am On May 22, 2015
rapmike:


Guy, na so life be? I have almost begged you to come and check my story so that I can have your opinion and learn, yet na conman style you dey use for me. Okay oh!

Bros, no vex. I am truly sorry. Can I have your pin/whatsapp no? Let's talk offline.

Thank you.

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Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 3:04pm On May 21, 2015
Thanks so much guys for your comments.

I truly appreciate.

Updates resume tomorrow at 8pm.

Keep it locked.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 7:50am On May 21, 2015
Good morning beautiful people.

I thank you for your comments. I really appreciate the love. Everyone who has dropped a comment, i honestly thank you.

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stuff46:
Shouldn't that not be daily's.?

Not really bro. He meant to say Daily Times but was cut off half way.
Thanks.
Literature / Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 8:05pm On May 20, 2015
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please visit www.amazingkevinjohn.

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Literature / SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by kayemjay(m): 6:22pm On May 20, 2015
Dear friends, fans, enemies and ghost moders...

It is my pleasure to welcome you to the beginning of the end. The sequel to The Complete Assassin is finally here.

Dear readers I would be writing on the go as I discovered that I could not pen so much down on my own. So I am going to continue the same way: feed on your hunger to make me write.

So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. The long awaited sequel is finally here. Sit back, relax and grab a pop corn. The master of cutting edge suspense is back to thrill you once more.

And it is:

SHADOWCORP.

Premieres 20/05/2015

8pm.

Don't blink.

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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 2:24pm On May 15, 2015
standd:


I did reply oh, check again please. As for correcting manuscripts, my grammar is .... cheesy But send it to me, let me read at least, you know I'm your fan, right.

Thanks. Seen and replied your email ma.
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 12:37pm On May 15, 2015
Choi! Chisos!

Ladies, Ladies. Come on! Old things yaff passing aways.

I am a brand new person na. Reborn from the ashes of the phoenix, bla bla bla. Standd, when I get your reply, I would know the email to attach the manuscript and send to.

Badosky 1 of Orubebe Kingdom, Nairaland extension. Fear me not. I come in peace. But you yaff pour sand sand for my garri o. I need yamarita and some kini to go with it
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 12:36pm On May 15, 2015
Borrussia:
Kayemjay, grand commander of the federal republick of lipsrsealed

Bros, no be so o
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 12:05pm On May 15, 2015
standd, okay since you want everybody to know nnkan ti a se ti ile fi jona, I will say it. Then you can decide to follow up or not. I got contacted by a major major publishing coy (responsible for most recent major blockbuster from the shores of naija that stunned the world) and i am giving my friends my manuscript to pick out errors for me. There is no rush but I just want more than one eye to feast on it. I have edited it a few times myself but one can never be too careful. So, if you wont be able to, I will understand. There goes the bomb. I did not get your reply to the pm, please. Not yet anyway.

Idowuogbo, judge me not by my antecedents. I am a better man. But if i 'cash' you, you will confess that the jabulani is indeed a jabulani.
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 11:45am On May 15, 2015
standd:



Okay oh. I don't help NL males.
Sorry undecidedcheesy

Noted. Thanks. undecided
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 11:30am On May 15, 2015
standd:


Hian! cheesygrincheesy I no deh download software wey I no go fit uninstall later oh.

Oh, oh, oh...

I see... Now girl, your calculations are very flawed. Why I reached out is totally 'un-jabulani" related. Now everyone will start thinking that I am looking for who to download my software. Ejor o. The bombs I offer are 'business and literature' related. I am not social on NL so this would probably be the last post i will make on this issue.

Standd, I need your help. There I said it.
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 11:09am On May 15, 2015
Idowuogbo:
^^ grin grin grin

Standd,you dey form for oga sharp shooter ni? fear not dearie...the Jabulani is user friendly grin grin grin grin grin

Sweerrie, wassup? As u abandon your first love, e good so?

Anyways, how is you does?
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 11:08am On May 15, 2015
standd:


Hi Kayemjay, I have read all your PMs, I am not a terrorist, I don't know how to bomb, which is why I haven't replied you.
I know you understand tongue
Thank you.

No wahala. You obviously did not read MY messages. Anyways, I'll probably have to find another person to carry the bombs. Adios amigo.
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kayemjay(m): 10:47am On May 15, 2015
standd:
Mr. RoyalRoy, kindly delete my thread that you closed since it is no longer useful to anyone. Thank you

Hello Standd. I have been quoting you. Do you mind acknowledging?
Celebrities / Re: My Dead Husband Wakes Me Up To Have Sex With Me – 30 Year Old Woman Cries! by kayemjay(m): 9:22am On May 15, 2015
standd:
Hmnn Hmmmn...so Zimbabwe ghosts have more swag than Nollywood movies ghosts..Ok oh.
Ghost be paying rent and buying groceries, the woman should get policemen to arrest the ghost jor.

Hello Standd. You've got mail.

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