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Celebrities › Re: My Dead Husband Wakes Me Up To Have Sex With Me – 30 Year Old Woman Cries! by kayemjay(m): 9:22am On May 15, 2015

standd:
Hmnn Hmmmn...so Zimbabwe ghosts have more swag than Nollywood movies ghosts..Ok oh.
Ghost be paying rent and buying groceries, the woman should get policemen to arrest the ghost jor.

Hello Standd. You've got mail.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kayemjay(m): 9:41am On May 08, 2015

RapLawd:
Ya!!! you're damnly entitled to your opinion,and so am I to refute you...

Lol. You don't want to get me started dude, so run along.

And oh, twaci is one of the pretty ones here so I'll let this slide.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kayemjay(m): 9:37am On May 08, 2015

CrazyScientist:
Yea, on TCA , best story ever...

Yea, I still think AEWE was better sha. I was more constant with updates on AEWE then and I really was into it. TCA was not bad sha. Its what i feel though. U guys, my wonderful fans have the final say. Do you know I am coming out with the part two of TCA titled SHADOWCORP? Dont blink my brother. Soon it shall hit NAIRALAND CINEMAS. lol

BTW, Did you read AEWE?

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kayemjay(m): 9:31am On May 08, 2015

CrazyScientist:
Kayemjay , I see you!

Bro, I see you too.

Have we met before? I am sorry but I keep getting a lot of mentions and I can hardly keep up. Please do not take offense my gee.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kayemjay(m): 9:29am On May 08, 2015

Mehn,

This competition has so degenerated. Is this what it has come to? Are we saying these are the women that will contest for MISS NAIRALAND 2015? Do these ladies signify the crux of beauty Nairaland possesses? I smh. Don't get me wrong, everyone is beautiful. But asides from about three or four ladies here, the rest do not meet the criteria to be contestants for Miss Nairaland in the context of standout prettiness. Unless we are saying that this is a shallow competition where just any lady can be a contestant.

Before you eat me raw, this is purely my opinion and I believe I am entitled to air it.

Adios amigos.

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Literature › Re: A Hint Of Darkness. by kayemjay(m): 1:25pm On May 05, 2015

LarrySun:
Lol! Bro, we've both gone a long way together. I dare not take up your challenge. I know whose fabric I should not pull.

But some melt-brains like IDFWU need some occasional reformations.

Hehe. But you went too hard on him. He has just succeeded in drawing undue attention to himself. I understand your outburst but I would have just smiled and moved on. Some comments are just not worth the headache of a reply.

We go jam for that place na.

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Literature › Re: A Hint Of Darkness. by kayemjay(m): 9:18am On May 05, 2015

Choi! Larrysun! There is God o!

Oya me I want to challenge you to a duel of grammar in a higi-haga, crincum-crancum, obi okpor kakistomoboplutocracy.

Oya, lets start!

Shey you think you can yab abi? Oya I dey wait for you.

tongue

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Events › Re: Happy Birthday Supernet4 by kayemjay(op): 2:35pm On May 04, 2015

Dnarvaez:
Alright boss
I can`t wait...
You`re just too good!
I enjoy reading ur works...
God bless and greater knowledge unto you
U`re welcome Sir

I appreciate you. Keep following and I promise you a front row seat when the blockbuster hits Nairaland and beyond.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Supernet4 by kayemjay(op): 1:03pm On May 04, 2015

Dnarvaez:
Good day Sir Kayemjay

Pls when will the sequel to your story, "The Complete Assasin" be coming up?
I really wanna know so that i can wait keenly in anticipation.
I`m ur fan tho.:-)

Thanks bro. I am currently working on it.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Supernet4 by kayemjay(op): 11:38am On May 04, 2015

Guys please!

It's someone's special day. Let's not ruin it with this unnecessary brawl.

Thanks.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Supernet4 by kayemjay(op): 8:18am On May 04, 2015

missclasssy:
Who is supernet4

HBD though

Check her profile na
https://www.nairaland.com/supernet4

Events › Happy Birthday Supernet4 by kayemjay(op): 8:09am On May 04, 2015*

Happy Birthday to a bully. Lol

One of the sexiest and amiable people I have met. Wishing you all the best life has to offer. Do have a blast.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 12:15pm On May 03, 2015

Pass me a bottle of dongoyaro please..

Make I book space...

Cos this kind of thing rarely happens in France.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 7:50am On Apr 30, 2015

Spreads mat....

*kikikiki*

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 2:12pm On Apr 29, 2015

standd:
Kayemjay!

Lol. Baybay!!! I know u can't hide how much you feel about this bruva. Well, me likey you too.

Onto serious matter, but una no nominate me as critic na. That is why I waka passed. Am i supposed to nomnation a critiquer too?

Please Advise.

Thank you.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 12:07pm On Apr 28, 2015

Ishilove:
He brought out his massive, throbbing dick and rubbed it on my dripping wet puzzy. My puzzyy was vibrating for his thrust

I moaned and screamed "Yes baby, fvck me hard, Fvckkkkkk me like a stallion!!!!!!!"

Ishilove!!! Ishi oooo!!! Who spoil my Ishi like this? Choi!

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2015

D9ty7:
You have been banned by a moderator until 2098

Banners club ni.

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2015

KingzPen:
Most writers in the Lit Section seem lazy... Reading books/materials that develop your writing skills is just as important as having a story to tell... The major problem is a personal thing. Everybody should sit up tight and better his/her craft... Don't jump into a story you haven't researched about... And stop waiting for one 'Wole Soyinka' to visit your thread to correct you... If you're passionate enough, you will definitely tell if you're getting better or not...

Letz All Buckle Up... You Never Could Tell Who Is Watching You Or Reading Your Art With An Anonymous But Golden Eyes...

#Respect

Yimu x500

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2015

standd:
He won it already, Long ago.
With the way he writes.
Thank you

Awww...so sweet. I wanna cry.

Larry, take: tongue

Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by kayemjay(m): 11:23am On Apr 24, 2015

standd:
My name is standd! And pls can't you guys just contribute to the topic of discourse instead of all this.

In case you didn't get the memo, the thread is all about bringing life back to the Lit. sections and helping writers to write better. What's your take?

My take is simple...

Let me go and come back lol.

Oh, I forgot...standd!

Life is not all about seriousness.. sometimes humor is refreshing.

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