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mustay, thou shalt not incure my wrath. you wan force yourself into my rapport abi? you lie. i aint rolling with dry  dudes like you.
@ holy thug
i know am jst a new kid on the block. but you are an old man about to fall off the roof top. why dont you let me give you a hand? whatya say? come on!

AnthonyKil:
@ Poster,

No one yet. These days its hard to find the most handsome or beautiful as it does not only involve the outer beauty but also the inner beauty to be categorized as handsome / beautiful.

So on Nairaland. no one yet. Alot of people are good lookin on the outside here but their inside is worwor like used tampons.

who can know whose inside is worwor except both of you. of course! because thats what you are! if na lie post your pix. i bet you'll never find anything good in good looking people

@clemcy and jaymobb
its a gangup right?
ill be right back.
_{Goes off to get some igbotic reinforcements}

say something holy thug abi you dey fear

thanks clemcy. i will be giving you no trouble

hey dont eat me yet. just passing through

pigdin english is bad enough. but this? i dont even know what to call it. may God helps all of us with what we are turned nairaland i nto

chioya, why are you replying twice? do you want to eat up all the space on this thread?

emplexy abi wetin u call yaself.
find something better to do than waste our very precious time

ROTFLM[b]B[/b]O
rolling on the floor laughing my blocos out

seun, seun, seun. how many times did i call you?
ehen! ban joke recyclers oh. or else there shall be a rebellion in nlnd

@ JAYMOBB
If you want to shoot, shoot dont talk.

dont start with me bro. you dont want me spanking you all over nlnd

roll it roll it rooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

THATS WHY I LOVE 9ICE. _{TURNS UP THE VOL.} "GIMME THE LIGHTER, PASS ME THE GANJA , CHOKO SWEET OH"
AND ACCORDING TO JAHBLESS, "TOTO NO SWEET REACH IGBO CLARO" I SWEAR IT IS TRUE

dawwwwhhhhhh! lame!lame!lame! lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

no be beans to fine. No one dares wear the crown which fits the one and only kayemjay. _{hears a lot of applause and bows in response}

@ poster
why dont you let us in the joke. Its kinda confusing you know

Hmmm. _{Thinking to myself}. e be like say these people wan turn this thread into abbreviation zone.
IWGP (i wan go piss)

if you say this is stale, then post ya own. RUBBISH!!
@ POSTER
nice one jare, no mind all them bad belle people

how can the trooper think Jesus would ride in a limo? SOOOOOOOO STUPID.
But hey! Nice Joke SEGE.

its about to get ugly in here

GUYS. this is supposed to be a jokes section. if youve got 'beef' to settle, ask seun to open a beef forum for you where you can diss yourselves to your satisfaction instead of disturbing us with your issues.
_{hisses and bangs the door.}

@poster
you should have named this thread : Guys DONT try this pick up lines

cossy orjiakor

WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ALL ABBREVIATIONS. until recently i didnot know what ROFLMAO, LMAO,LOL meant. but i discovered an archive of abbreviations. jUST HAVE THESE:

AFPOE A fresh pair of eyes
AIGHT Alright
AISB As it should be
AISI As I see it
AKA Also known as
ALCON All concerned
AML All my love
AOTA All of the above
ASAP As soon as possiBLE
AT At your terminal
ATM At the moment
ATSITS All the stars in the sky
ATSL Along the same line (or

big fucking deal

un el passe un gusto.
you too get charcoal brin since you be black monkey.
RUBBISH