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[center]toto. very fresh toto[/center]

toto. u know the nice tight ones with varying internal and external colors havng a trimmed weedway an an exquisite interior with so much tightness you say ohhhhhhhhhh this is da life!!!!

kanayo o. kanayo(armed robber) VS saint obi(police officer)

looks like the ladies are getting all worked up on this thread! fashi joooo1 guys please tell me something reasonable. OMO IBO thanks. but should i really?
jenna kadry i appreciaate ur gist.

all of una wey dey yarn okpas . . _{. WAAAAAAAAAAKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!}

i met this girl one time and she really likes me. she is decent and very romantic. wat drew me closer was the fact that she told me she was a virgin. one day she came to my crib , one thing led to another (she has always bin coming to my crib, not the first time) and i found out that my kini was on the freeway no traffic in her jombo!

i finished the POLONGO(body no be wood) and confronted her on why she lied to me. She said her uncle tried raping her when she was younger(15YRS OLD) by fingering her but he didnot succeed. i am really confused. i love this girl but i cannot tell if she is lying or even has something in her closet.

NAIRALANDERS!!!!!!!!!!! ABEG HELP ME OHHHHHHHHH! wat should i do?

[center]i didn't dey wen ell this things is wanted to happen oh!!! EHEN!!!![/center]

HEY!! SLY!! MEET MY NEW WAR SHIP. BE READY TO BE BLOWN AWAY.

SEARCHING . . .
TARGET FOUND.
AIMING TARGET SLY . . .
_{pauses to get a glass of milk}

one more thing,
life is a teacher. be sure u dont repeat the mistakes you made before since you said you saw the signs

hey guys. i am , am
yeepaaa!!
mo ti gbagbe shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

oga sly. dont yab me anymore or i will have to deviate from the purpose of this thread that is so important to my love and piss life
i no know weda u be police man sef. ur eye just dey chook

Mr SLY. if u no want make PHCN take ur light and ur generator to cease working leave the girl alone. u have not contributed anything meaningful for all i care. so hush.

please guys i need practical answers. very practical. because even to piss sometimes dey hard me

pleeaase guys. i didnt ask u to scold me. i really need help. like a guy was telling me to rub palm oil on the kini and turn it into a barbecue, {sobs}

Nairaland i did it for love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i used a penis enlarger because my girlfriend complained that my d, k was too small. now it is so large that i cannot control it anymore. please nairaland how can i make it shrink!

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kayemjay:
hi send me 6 ganja wraps and ill mail u my credit card no. thief
hahahahahahahah, abi i dey craze

u know say we register together for yaba left. but i graduate before you. wishing u a happy easter in psycha in advance

hi send me 6 ganja wraps and ill mail u my credit card no. thief
hahahahahahahah, abi i dey craze

wife comes in and says to the bartender "bob you are not doing it properly. let me show you" she arches her arse and the robber digs in to glory

chelsea sucks my little dog's d**k like a lollipop. u guys talking about dreams and gatemen and calls. get something better to yarn. united till infinity

choko sweet oh!
not just weed but porn too. as long as its 18 and above sha. all u guys ranting abt igbo making people crazy is all false. right now i am, chokoing! as at 6 years now

does it really matter if a girl likes you. i believe nija girls like da "wham bam thank you maam" thing. you know

personally ithink osu girls are a porn communiity. all 'o y'all guys that need a one stop pervert community, you've got it!

hey. wats with all the beefing of hitv? i was actually hoping they would scramble yesterday during the match against ivory coast. men! hitv rocks!!!!!