₦airaland Forum

un soluzion es simple.
Both parties should enjoy unused privileges ke. Abi kini mo wi o jare?

What is all this? Must we continue to disgrace ourselves outside. @ poster mind yourself oh! Haba! you no know say foreigners dey her? Make we dey try appreciate ourselves. ABA FOR LIFE. _{Although i couldn't help laughing anyway}

I AM OFF TO THE BANK. this is business
^{***counting fingers and toes, confused***} abeg how much will it cost for a container of chains and padlocks?

Men! i never knew psychos had a sense of humour till now!

ROTFLMAO

WHERE DEM DEY?
^{Instrumental plays} Something about you, omo i gbadun your tatoo

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PERFECT RESPONSE. _{SERVES HER RIGHT}

_{turns up the volume of the laptop}
Jeovy screams: SPARTANS! TONITE WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!

see pot calling kettle black. na who dey use scope?

since this is scrabble HERE GOES.
RUBS
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you might think i want the 20million pounds or the houses or the hummer. NO WAY!

i just wanna say that , Nairaland is a great place to chillout.

***whispers 2 poster*** _{no go forget me oh!}

what can u catch that u cannot throw?
IT'S COLD.
BUT like the goat thief, you can catch a goat and not be able to throw it

the finest boy on nairaland. (pix)
post ur pix if u fine pass am

nairalanders. who gives a damn whether she is ex or not. i give a damn about memories. and i say if it is worth the date, y not? i'll love to bang my ex over and over and over and over again. lol

nairalanders pleeeease help this guy. Chastise him do not and advice please give. start with mine i will.
_{Into his crystal ball he looks,}

get married to her you should and lying about it you should not. if rape her you didnot and drug her neither did you. then willing conspirators both of you are and in holy matrimony your future lies.

happy married life.

AMEN

glory glory for united
glory glory for united
glory glory for united

MANCHESTER RULES! FOR EVA

hmmm! i wonder
i really wonder.

(chanting incantations) owunawifogbologbogbon owuawifogbalogbagba arikijigi mabariajanaku se jemikolesurunege.

i con see, i see, i see,
that this just one of thse meaningless threads determined to provoke nairalanders to exhibit their prowess in battering the english language.
i am really dissapoint and really wanted to knew what too root meaned.

god blessing nairaland oh!!!!!! nonshense

okay mr moderator i said

i wanna f***k u by akon!

two songs top the list:
foreign
i wanna Bleep you by akon

local
bang bang bang i just dey go by femi kuti

she came to my house one day and was really Hot. i was not prepared but decided to give it to her anyways. i went once and couldnot go again.

she landed me a dirty slap for making her feel used as i couldnot satisfy her. she got up, wore her clothes, took her bag and left.

never saw her again.

good riddance? Guess so.

girl sits at the piano pressing some keys,
guy creeps up her and tenderly grabs her jogs from behind
they get on the piano keys and rock and rool.

truly, where else could be better than making love on the piano in the living room and listening to natural music.

beat that!!

i am so upbeat that there is no more fun in this joint. i actually got drawn to this part of nairaland coz of the humor, yabis, fun, etcetera, this place HAD!

now, I CAN'T FIND ALL THAT NO MORE! AND that is the reason for this thread. I need some yawa, some ekpe(curse) some tearing at each others necks.
IF U START WITH ME BE PREPARED FOR A BMBSHELL!!!!! SO BEWARNED!

BUT IF THEM BORN ALL OF UNA WELL . . .

yoyo bitters advert. the striker vs. the defenders

chaaaaiiiiii!!!!!!