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"SEX is the most powerful weapon a woman has against a man

ATTENTION (or validation) is the most powerful weapon a man have against a woman.

Men are not taking advantage of the power ( of attention) they have. Women needs men attention. That's why they spend long time making up and painting their face before stepping out of their house
Attention is important to women ( and I think they love male attention more than sex itself). A man can manipulate a woman’s desire through adjustments to the amount or intensity of attention he gives to or withholds from her.

That's why a woman will chase a man that pay/give less attention to her."

OP, three GBOSA for you for this. So true.

FitnessDoctor:
GTBank MasterCard

Okay. Thank you.

FitnessDoctor:
kayo80

I remember spending $20 on ads and I got jsut $5 back... I lose over $15...

But I run a health blog, and yours is an entertainment blog, if you placed your ads very well. Then you might make more... Remember placing ads in between posts (those are the best)..

Also you can convert your traffic into subscribers so that you will never lack traffic again... $50 is around 20,000 and that can get you around 10,000 - 20,000 users straight to your side... If you understand email marketing very well.

Then you can convert 500 - 1,000 of these users into subscribers... You can get a sure 200 - 500 pageviews everyday with these amount of subscribers.

By the way, what bank card do you use for Facebook Ad payment? I used to be really into online marketing back in the day, but all my cards have expired right now.

FitnessDoctor:
kayo80

I remember spending $20 on ads and I got jsut $5 back... I lose over $15...

But I run a health blog, and yours is an entertainment blog, if you placed your ads very well. Then you might make more... Remember placing ads in between posts (those are the best)..

Also you can convert your traffic into subscribers so that you will never lack traffic again... $50 is around 20,000 and that can get you around 10,000 - 20,000 users straight to your side... If you understand email marketing very well.

Then you can convert 500 - 1,000 of these users into subscribers... You can get a sure 200 - 500 pageviews everyday with these amount of subscribers.

Hmm! Interesting. Thanks for this comment.

Nurulnaas:
it depends on how your content are targeted and the people reached so since AdSense paid per click so its hard to say what's going to be the ROI but if you get a very good fb campaign then you can get higher ROI

Okay. Thanks.

tete7000:
2000

Okay. Thanks.

RapportNaija:
Who said Adsense doesnt like paid ads? I have seen sites with adsense that run paid ads on google adwords!

But for your blog, i would recommend Facebook ads... Get the secrets and do it well. If it doesnt turn to page views and ads clicks, just leverage it for branding.build your FB page likes and get shares.

Okay. Thanks. I wanna ask...If someone spends like $50 on Facebook Ads, like how much is the least one should expect back in Google Adsense earnings?

Daboomb:
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I dont think it is just Fuel

That Car is a work Horse.
It never dies on you.

Same with Toyota Starlet.

and it is not just at Ibadan only, go to Abuja..[b]and all over Europe where those 'tenth-hand' you see at Ibadan, come from.[/b]

lol!

Ifebaby16:
Good evening everyone! Our mentorship program is still open

Please checkout my blog and tell me what you feel. I really need to increase my earnings. kaysrapzone.com

Hello guys, I have about 20k I want to pump into paid ads for my entertainment blog to boost Earnings with Google, but I have heard Google doesn't like paid ads.

Please, I need advise on this. Should I go ahead with the paid earnings (I need a boost earning boost ASAP)? And if I want to go this way, which paid ads mode should I use? Twitter promoters? Facebook Ads? Nairaland Ads? Which is the best and fastest with ROI? Thank you.

Nissan Micra should be Number ONE on your list. Why do you think transport people in Ibadan use it. The thing conserves fuel like Keke Napep.

tete7000:
My mazda 626 is fuel efficient enough for me. Driving ibadan-lagos on about 10 litres of fuel do me.

Which year is your Mazda 626?

saaddiction:
It was SS2 and there was this very cute transfer guy in my class. I was a very shy girl and I was never able to look at him directly when we talk. One day he shook my hand, I thought I would melt, I melted. I kept my hand closed for hours and when no one was watching, I opened my hand and kissed my palm. I did that till I got home, I even vowed not to wash my hands. I eventually did (almost cried) when I had to prove wrong my sister who had noticed my behaviour and kept teasing me about kissing my palm because a boy shook my hand (still wonder till date how she knew).

I love reading stuff like this...it helps me come up with story ideas. Thanks for this comment.

PoisonedOne:
So many.
One happened on Tuesday. I was almost closed for work and have closed the door and left only the small one slightly open. My stomach has been rumbling since morning and I've been stifling myself from releasing some dangerous gasses into the environment and wouldn't want to endanger the life of the customers.

Na so I felt flatulence and decided to ease out and release some since the door is closed and I'm alone, that was when the devil decided to disgrace me and sent the man I respect the most into my office.
When I saw him I wanted to escape through the window but he had already seen me. As he forced his way in through the small opening. He got in but couldn't believe understand what was happening . I watched as he struggled to breathe but couldn't. The odour was more pungent than a rotten egg. He looked at me defeated and throttled back through the door with his eyes blinking intermittently. I thought he was losing consciousness.

I really don't know what to tell him. I've been avoiding his office. I don't know whether to go and apologize to him or to ask him what he wanted during the unfortunate visit.

Na Atomic bomb you release? lol!

luminouz:
Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbado ijaye) ......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes
I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic)
From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!!
D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose fvck up giving... POO....
d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face.
DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos.....I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo......
It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to d Loo.....n VOILÀ!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy)
I never got a chance to thank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!!

LMAO!!! Funniest so far.

Adebowale89:
like seriously past is a memory one cannot forget so quick

I remember one time on sunday, I wasn't given offering money. and the pastor be like everybody must come out from their sit. I've to fold my empty hand tight put hand inside the basket and dance on


I remember when I was in jss3 there is this lady I like but I've very serious fears to approach her. Later I decided to express myself thru a letter, I dropped the letter inside her locker during closing time, before she return bck to the class, I had left....I couldn't come to school for good 4days because of fears . i told mom I was ill, mom keep asking me when is this illness going to end after giving me all drugs of which I was pouring inside the dustbin

at the end, the loverboy lost the girl to the hand of a naughty guy

LMAO!!!

sisisioge:


Mine would be the day I got a love letter from a guy describing a one sided kiss with several embellishments and gory. He embarrassed me with the picture he painted...looking back, It makes me smile.

This dude came to my school in Ibadan all the way from Lagos. It was during the O-levels preparatory classes, so Seniors stayed back in school. Dude and I loved each when we wrote alone. On paper, he was the love of my life cos he could write me a novel as letters. When his letters come, me and my girls would spend several hours reading and rereading...he knew how to make a woman feel good( yeah, girl-woman ). In reality, he wasn't even my kind of guy...short and bowlegged

Anyways, he came to visit me and he was allowed in because I was a prefect. We had a whole class to ourselves and dude just sat there not saying any particular thing. We spent half of his visit being silent and talking about nothing in particular. Eventually, he was ready to go and I made to hug him. Oga drew me tightly and smacked my lips with a kiss! It was my first! Terribly inconsequential! I saw him off and decided I didn't want him anymore.

Imagine my surprise when he wrote describing the kiss. Remember the norm was to pass the letter round? I couldn't do it. I ran with the letter to escape my perceived shame. This was a guy I told all I didn't like. This same guy was smirked about after he left by all and sundry. Imagine me kissing him. I ran and they gave chase. It was as if the heavens would far if they read it. They were determined. Eventually, I fell into a gutter and some of them followed me in Had to remain there while tearing and chewing as fast as I could. Till today, I have an injury on my leg to show for my courageous secret keeping...them eediotic girls thought he wrote about us having se..x. Eventually, the scandal that followed was more than would have blown if they had read the letter.

As for the guy, I broke up with him brutally afterwards. When I look back, I can't help LOL.

HAHAHAHA! You must be a carton character. I could picture everything in my head. Funny story.

Before I faced enough hardship that made me age fast, I was a good looking dude. I was kinda like a ladies man in my teens and I even used to match-make guys cos I had so many girls.

Back then, there was no GSM, and people just show up at your doorstep like that. So, one day, two of my female friends came to see me with one other of their friends, and while at my place, it happened that three of their friends had gone to look for them at home but didn't meet them. So, while I was seeing the 3 girls off, 4 other girls were approaching. When they got closer, we noticed they were their friends. The younger sister of one of my female friends was bringing them to my house, so, we met halfway. And there I was, in the middle of the road, in the midst of 7 beautiful girls, and this man looked at me, laughed and said, 'it is your time. Have fun.' Right now with my very introverted lifestyle, when I look back at those days, I just smile. Time changes yesterday.

quiverfull:
Sincerely, GTBank has lost what made it attractive. They seem to have more customers than they can manage.

GBAM!!! You said it all.

folarinmiles:
Nice one
Meanwhile d locals here are naming dere child Vanessa, Celine Dion, riahana, Beyonce upandan.

lol!

JamesReacher:
This baby fine oo

Yea...especially in that first pic.

Partnerbiz:
Lesbian partner?
I am beginning to fear o.
If not that the US legalised that, the Nigerian society would have put pressure on her to marry and she would have been in naija doing no sex till marriage for a guy, only to frustrate him with ""is sex food question"" after marriage, all because she doesn't like sex with a man. Its doleful.

As an aside, I pity gay peeps. To be sincere I believe it isn't their fault.
Or why would a man leave a woman with all the curves that make a man crazy and mad and go for a fellow man?
( Hope Chinenye isn't reading this) (Yes, she is dark and bbw)

Some say it's demonic and I disagree. I thinks it's basically hormonal and that's why i pity them.

Let her be in the US than here abeg.

May God Bless u this weekend!

Now see below for data... see people i have sold to too in testimonies.

GBAMMEST!!! 100 likes for you for this comment. People need to read things deeper than face value in Nigeria.

Lala

D.C rapper, Wale has been spending a lot of time with his bundle of joy this past couple weeks. His daughter, Zyla Moon Oluwakemi was born 23rd July 2016, and is currently 9 months old.

For those that don't know, Wale's real name is Oluwabowale Folarin, and he has his roots in the western part of Nigeria...same region as me. His parents left Nigeria for a better life abroad in the late 70s.

Checkout lovely pictures of Wale and his daughter, Kemi below...

http://www.kaysrapzone.com/2017/04/wale-spending-quality-time-with-his.html

0b10010011:
Suleman is now humble

lol! I noticed that too.

lilly400:
they are exactly like their fathers cockerel ,cockerels waste food a lot I got day old cockerel last 3weeks

True. I remember my brief experience with Broilers...they are so good with feed maintenance. They don't scatter anything. They just eat what they can, and they also don't sit on their drinkers and poop in it like Cockerels and Noilers.

Jetleeee:
Why do I have a feeling I'm going to get a lengthy ban today? Hmmm. Especially that travel section mod

I love this moniker so much lol

I am going to create an account with the name Jetleeeeeee, so that you will have to pay me for it in the future. I know that time will come.

FemiFimile:
Who is this article meant to comfort OP? No be the same charlie Boy be dis?

If u like no go find work.

Are you illiterate? Didn't you read the post?

Jetleeee:
Why are they arresting my people for development? What exactly have we done to deserve this? Why the marginalization? They better tread softly and not incur the wrath of Abiama

What they don't know is that no matter how much they try, they can't stop us from developing Cambodia. We're formidable

Like the great Chukwudi Amah said in his book "An Ibo that can't develop the whole world, is that one Ibo?"

Their economy will just crash like elloplane if they continue to arrest us

They should go ask Mr widodo of Indonesia how we transformed Indonesia from a third world country to what it is today

Do they know that the Russian army come to Nkpor to buy Humvees?

Do they know that countries like Malaysia and Thailand issue we the children of Abiama developers permit?

As for you Yorubas saying rubbish, you people are just jealous of the fact that you can't be like us

When we finally gain our independence​, we will name our country "Developers republic" because we're whiter than white, whiter than pap.

May Abiama make everything easy for us ooh. Isee

Ipob youth

LMAO!!! Tears in my eyes.

Silvawazza:
You can always do wit the street or bus stop pple selling Sim-card.. Dey ll Jst charge u token of 1k and make sure u reason the person to do it well.. Jst gve dem the three-five numbers you do call always.

Thanks a million for this comment. I will do this.

Hmm!

I was robbed last week, and I lost my wallet and phone. Now, I am trying to retrieve my line, but I don't have any identification right now. Is there a way I can go about retrieving my line without a form of identification? Even while I try to get another form of identification, they are still requesting a form of identification, but I am lost right now, and I need that sim back urgently. I thought since it is a sim that i am registered to with my thumb print, photo and all they would be an easier way to get it back.