₦airaland Forum

cr7lomo:
4k off my post u bit..ch , look at a cursed ashana wanna throw curses...wonders shall never end...better start going to the gym cos na wrestling bout everyday for man house that's if any mumu man go gree marry ashana like u

If am ashana then what are your sisters?Mind the way you talk it's not everybody you talk to anyhow
A word is enough for the wise

cr7lomo:
I never knew u are a strong member of WWAN( Women wrapper association of nairaland)

Because he didn't support you abi?For that your statement about me yesterday if i cry and curse you its will surely work.

Vote mimzy

bemagnify:
i will always pray dat God shud grant u all ur hrt desires..i dnt tink God even exist again....i vow to commit suicide on my 25th birthday wch is today if my situation doesnt chang and tin is realy pushin me so so hard..check my fb profile to confirm...fb name is fabian bemadin

Pls I beg you don't commit suicide..No situation is permanent.God will surely see you thru

StubbornGoat:
Lies!! when Saharareporters start any of their news with "Saharareporters have learnt.. .... .." just know that they are about to cook you one big lie!

Your hatred for Sahara reporters won't allow you see the truth

Omotolu:
...which police are you referring to? Are you referring to Fashion Police?

Funny dude

I thought he has mouth oya talk now you are shaking.

Femi jail await you

LegalBaby:
was expecting to see a better advice than this

Happy birthday dear

csamii:
When I was 14 and a virgin, my neighbour's daughter (16) came back from boarding school and invited me over. As soon as I landed, we talked for about 3mins before she told me to check out her mama's room. I enter room, next thing she did was to remove everything covering her waist down and started kissing me. Unto say me and my niggas don dey talk about t0to na, me just dey happy for my mind. In order to make herself wet, she held and directed my middle finger into her pvssy and asked me to push in and out. As I did that like 4times, I stood up and left. All her attempt to make us finish what she started was met by a head strong resistance. I found my guys and told them everything although some were like "you be mumu" for not finishing. That day, I refused to my goalkeeping spot, I refused to eat any meal that will make me wash my hands, I refused my regular night shower and I slept like that

Na wa o

auchomage:
oohkay, this thread is hilarious, I decide to add mine. Mum was a teacher in a secondary school, I was 17 at that time, her friends pretty daughter was in her class as at that time. Been eyeing the girl for a while. on this fateful day mum sent her to come and pick something for her mom. I was home alone that very day sipping my akamu with Moi moi and watching my Michael Jackson's music collection. she knocked on the door and when I opened the door it was as if doors of heaven was open for me alone for a private tour. she walks in and made herself comfortable she forgot why she was there in the first instance. so I showed her my Micheal Jackson smooth moves, she loved it, so I asked her to dance with me and she obliged. it was as if I was walking on the moon, I was so smooth and we got closer and closer until we were tangled together. we started kissing and cuddling ferociously. no thought of condoms whatsoever, I laid her down on the center table, pulled her skirt up. oh my gosh she smelt so great. my dick was ready for action... but I was a virgin. so I looked at the virginal and it looked to small for my fully erect dick. Jeez no way am going to rip that apart. I tried but before I could try any further I heard my mum scream my name to come open the door. my dick went into panic mode and my I cum on her body. I pulled my trousers up but my dick was still dripping in my green shorts. her uniform was stained with my cum. I rushed to open the door. mum asked her what stained her uniform, well I said I mistakenly splash my pap on her. she told her to go clean up and she flogged my ego with annoying words of how disrespectful I was to a guest. Anytime that girl sees me na learner she dey call me.. I wish I could just show her say I don turn PRo one day... that was my only opportunity of getting out of the virginity circle... now 25 and still a virgin.

Still a virgin wow

StubbornGoat:
Me and my babe don dey over 2 years, she no gree me sex and that time I be correct virgin, I sure say my sperm go thick pass akamu sef. Serious Konji hold me so tey, my dick dey jerk unconsciously on its own, omo the Konji na die! One fateful day, as I dey watch film for house, our landlord's fat and ugly daughter wey me no like to dey see at all enter our house, talk say she wan watch film. Hian! I no just know the kind devil wey enter my mind but that day the babe kon be like say she fine pass Agbani Darego, Konji make begin dey see the beauty in her.

We never watch film reach 3 minutes, I no know wetin happen, we don dey kiss, I just dey squeeze her breast like say I dey squeeze wet jeans. My mind no even go condoms side, wetin dey my mind na to yansh the babe.

Some minutes later, the romance kon dey intense, we dey rub everything against each other, lips locked in hot kiss and groins rubbing hard against each other in intense pleasure. As I dey try lift the babe up make I give dey ma kollect directly from my waist, I no know how I just take slip go use my head knack electric iron wey dey for floor. Omo I faint go... ... ..., I wake up some minutes later wet, wounded and unclad kon see say our room don full with concerned neighbours and our landlord. Na two stitches dey give me for head that dat for my injury... ..all because of ponmo!

Lolz

Happy birthday laveda

huntax:
Thanx for the compliment. You also seem to be well experienced. I'm sure u are much calmer than u put out to be. But in case u have friends that behave badly to men, advise them. No one condones women hitters, but it's safe not to light a match in a gas filled room.

My friends aren't married...still schooling tho.
Those insulting me don't know watsup..Thanks

akyus:
Please don't be too harsh when replying to their comments as most of them products of abusive marriages. Tell me why any sane lady who is breed in a happy home will think it's right to insult her own husband.

GOD bless you for this.
May your days be long

spill:
I wish I can click 1,000,000 likes for your post.
Any man that gets married to that lady will be declared COMPLETELY FINISHED.

MEN RUN AWAY FROM SUCH LADIES, IF THINGS TURN BAD FOR YOU AND SHE BEARS THE FAMILY LOAD FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, SHE WILL COMPLETELY FINISH YOU WITH INSULTS AND SILLY ATTITUDES.


TOKS2008, I LOVE YOUR WORDS OF ADVICE.
NOTE: Not everyone has the ability to comprehend.

Thank you

Fourwinds:
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What?

coolsix:
But you can involve his mother when he post about nigeria ladies. Rubbish

You that always insult people mothers.

Me? insult people mother?when?Not me biko...you want me to talk so you can call the mod on me?Mbanu I won't insult you

whogoscam:
I guess your father was an idiot when he raped your mother so the idiocy runs through yor veins.

Must you involve his parent?
The guy finished you so keep shut

huntax:
Don't go about in marriage with this mentality. Be educated so as to live in a happy home. Just because you may be the bread winner in a home doesn't give you rights to insult your husband or deny him sex. I assume you wouldn't marry a jobless man, so because he's facing a temporary challenge doesn't mean you should compound his problems by being disrespectful to him. I know u will probably insult me, I don't care. Just helping you because I have witnessed such.

You sound matured do I won't insult you
Everything I wrote there is out of experience so you won't blame me

sabiguy:
So what about a man who goes out to work in order to feed you and the kids while you stay home doing nothing also have every right to insult, deny u sex and beat the crap out of you right??

You are a good example of r e t a r d e d n e s s and imbecility. The man wey go marry u don suffer. I rebuke your kind of Lady in my life. Amen

I rebuke you too

I totally disagree with no 3...A woman who goes out to work in order to feed you and the kids while you stay home doing nothing have every right to insult and even deny you sex.

Mecheww

Real men don't beat their wives

*modified*
Those of you insulting me, wishing me bad luck thank you.
I pray you never experience what i passed through.

Localamos:
Can you imagine that the new mayor of London is a muslim!

That opium is truly losing its power.

A Muslim from Pakistan heritage.
There is hope for naija

Eyinwa okechukwu is the only sensible guy among that set of people


FFK you are going to jail

greatness22:
Did u collect d ten naira #10 i gave u yesterday for offerring?

That fake money

greatness22:
Yeah, hope you're doing great?

Yes very well

greatness22:
It will be very romantic if we can learn 2geda. Don't u tink so?

Nice idea

greatness22:
Lol, me sef, i don't understand too..

so you sef na learner

greatness22:
Am blushing. Thanks beautiful.

#Koyide (greeting u in izon language)

You will teach me language cos I don't understand anyone

Happy birthday to her...May her days be filled with joy and prosperity..long life shall be her portion

kizbad:
IF THE WIFE CHEATED ON THE HUSBAND, I SWEAR SHE DESERVE TO DIE THOUGH NOT FROM THE MAN'S HAND..I ALWAYS WONDER Y will a married woman cheat on her husband..if ur tired just walk out..MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW D PAIN AND HURT THAT GOES WEN U FOUND OUT THAT D ONE U LOVE IS FU CKING ANOTHER MAN..NO ONE CAN CONTROL THE TEMPER..I REPEAT NO ONE and most men started beating their wife wen dey started suspectn dem..MEN ARE TOO JEALOUS IN NATURE


I BELIEVE THIS MAN 73% if she dint cheat ds man would av bn remorseful....so far d man sounded like ds dat means d late wife cheated..DO U KNOW WAT ITS MEANS TO CATER FOR UR WIFE AND AT D SAME TIME SHE IS CHEATING ON U ABEG GUYS PLACE URSELF IN HIS SHOE..THE LADY SHOULDNT AV DIED BY D MANS HAND BUT ODA MEANS RUBISH

I AM REACTING TO D MANS SPEECH..SO dont quote me to talk rubbish., quote d op

ANYWAY I THINK D MAN KILLED HER OUT OF ANGER BEYOND HIS CONTROL

Absolutely nonsense

greatness22:
If you respect yourself first, then your woman will respect you. Do have a lovely day sir.

You are always making sensible comment your wife will surely enjoy you