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tosyne2much how many ladies have you disflowered?

Aminat508:

Toor Aminat I just saw your post in your diary. Bami ki my e inlaw oo. Igba odun odun kan ni . May he live long to eat the fruit of his labor and hand you in marriage to me.

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

I presupposed your ending and it didn't fail me. While I agree one should build his/her system, the question is, is it everyone that is cut out for self employment or building a system? And another thing is that will it not be fair to learn the rudiments of building a system somewhere before one embarks on his own? Please I have not said building one business isn't good but only saying that paid employment has its own advantage too. And saying most of these jobs are slavery, thank God you said most and not all. Do you also know that 1 out of every business start ups fail and also about half of the ones that survive fail after 5 years? Both sides have both advantage and disadvantage. One can be rich via both. Do not discredit one for the other.

And if it doesn't end nko. Awon oni ranu

Omotayor123:
Chai... African women don Suffer

Smh.

Oh God please, I don't want Bash Ali for a husband. *This I pray*!!!

I am a dove.

dungas30:
pls can i write jst my carry over caurses without paying composary feee?

I do not think it is possible. Elder honourableseyi come help us answer this o. Where have you even been all this while or you writing pop exam

dosht:
I'm a student now BA.ed Primary Education

Good one. Which Study Centre?

dultmax:
You are fired.......This is what my boss told me this morning because of my love for Buhari.

After completing my service year in 2013,holding a Bsc in Economics, I knew I had to hussle real hard because now I know am on my own. My father has done something by funding my education and I have to stop asking him for money but the situation of the country puts me in a status I can call ADULT CHILD.

I will wake up and ask my old man for pocket money which sometimes he will give and sometimes he will not. I have many things to do with money that are needs. I have to look good, eat, shave, and wash but sometimes i can be so broke that there will be no kobo to even buy 20 naira Ariel to wash my boxers. Life seems to be so difficult and I say to myself, I have to find a solution.

I picked my laptop and i went to NCC, (Nigerian Communication Centre) located in Agbowo area in Ibadan, a place where i can get a free wireless to access the internet and I logged on to the the Job and Vacancies Section on Nairaland where I applied for some vacancies posted online. Before the end that week, I started seeing text messages of Interview Invite on my Phone and I was happy thinking I can Never fail an Interview.

My first Interview was at JUMIA and its worth an experience. It was an interview based on 5 stages, which includes writing skill, typing skill, oral, phone conversation and finally an interview with the boss. To cut the story short, I am never get pass the oral stage. Maybe because my dialect is the YORUBA ENGLISH type.

I attended another interview with Stanbic Bank and i was given the DSA (Direct Sales Agent) position. I was referred to Workforce to do some documentation before i read some posts about the externalities of marketing and what i found was mind bugling. I refused to continue with the process since I don't think I can meet up with the Target.

Finally, I met one Business man, The CEO of Hasraph Global Services who after giving me some interview, decided to give me the position of Personal Assistant. He said there will be no salary but i should be sure of a token everyday i come to work and weekend bonus.

I accepted since there will be some token and I have no other option. I took up the Job and things were better. At least, i can boast of 1000 naira anytime and that can take care of some needs. I know the situation will be temporary.

Just one day, i received a call from a colleague who asked if i can conduct a Survey for him. Without hesitation, I accepted and he gave me the topic to work on but the survey has the whole country as its scope. This seems to be very challenging because I have no experience of such wide scope and i have to read and work on the best analytical tool to use for. I employed for other colleague and we covered 5 geo-political zones of the country excluding the North East due to insecurity (Boko Haram)

I recieved 500k for the Job and i completed the Survey in 2 months. My results were to be presented to AJOLAYE INTEGRATED SERVICES who funded the project in a conference room situated in a Hotel in Oyo. This is my first experience meeting with doctors and professors defending my survey results and explaining my method of analysis.

I received a pass mark and commendations and i felt very happy. I never told anyone it was my first experience and now i know the reasons why we need to study chi square, binomial theorem and all those econometrics while in the University.

I resumed back as the P.A and anytime my boss talks about the present Administration, he criticizes him and I told him...Sir if you know what the previous administration has cost this country, you will know buhari is a messiah. I told him from my survey, I got lot of experience and I learnt a lot about statistics and data. The previous Administration has ruined this country. he got angry and told me that his turnover has declined and as such, this administration is very poor. I interrupted again telling him it was due to dwindling oil prices and its not the fault of the President. He got angry and said YOU ARE FIRED....I left for my house....asking myself....am i wrong to support the President?

Your opinion is needed.....

I see you as a smart guy. I see you getting another job soon. However this experience should teach you that you don't argue with your employer even if he is wrong least not in that spot at that moment.

Eh eh eh. Mother and daughter. OK na

dosht:
Is there holiday tomorrow? Cos I don't understand my baby grammar

Funny @ your signature.

BTW how far with your program in noun

zubizareta:
I don't understand you. are you obliged to respond to all enquiries here? you respond with arrogance sometimes. some ppl don't really know stuffs you don't have to start making fun out of it..you can ignore questions you deem rubbish...been watching this you ITK attitude.

You can say that again. Being watchful of him too just chose to silent as I do not want e-argument. I don't like it and it's not my doing

kosplateau:
na u go tire

#3

Am I reading another thread? The op said communities fine two men and I read one man raped his daughter.
Back to the topic, fine abi cut off the rod. Baba oshi

So pathetic that my English teacher in ss1 of Fazloma High School, Iwaya. is no longer alive. She helped me in the correct pronunciation of "th" in a word. People admire the way I pronounce it today. Thank you ma. May your soul continue to rest in perfect piece.

benny4wax:
My fellow nairalanders, I often see people bring their problems here in the hope of getting tips and advice from brilliant men and women in this forum, the good part of it is that we never respond with silence, we all treat the problem as if it was ours by giving out advice and encouragement. While others reply with kk, , , ,(Space bookers), but in all that, we still help that person in our own capacity.

Please, I am presently in a state of confuse as Nkoli Nwa nsuka would say. I found over 20 pieces of condo.m in my younger brothers bag of cloths.

I am current filled with rage as he is under 18. I don't know if I should report to my parents or confront him (but I fear It may end violently).

How do i approach this situation. Please, Nairalanders help me.

Good advice, bad advice, abuse, insults, kk, , and are all welcomed.

Eh eh eh
*Big sigh*
An 18 year old boy? Hmmm.
Well, this is my advice.
Sit him down and counsel him. Ask him his life ambitions. If he doesn't have one, educate him and let him have one (he will most likely have anyway). Let him realize that he can't be what he wishes to be with what you found in his bag. Let him also realize that that could even shorten his life. Give examples of people who got it wrong in life as a result of early s*x in life and examples of successful people who had delayed gratification of s*ex. Be friendly with him in all these and assure him of your support whenever he needs. Let him be assure that you won't tell your parents yet but if you found or suspected him again, you will have no choice than to tell them.
I hope this help. Meanwhile, check out for his friends and keep him away from them. That's very important

babyfaceafrica:
my bro..na dat home lesson be koko o...but its nt dat easy to see and the ones you see will pay peanuts....do you consider twice a week for 2 students ,two hours each,20k a good deal?

That's a good deal bro. Twice a week. 2 students.

Has anyone who did the second chance exam seen his results. A friend is yet to see all the 6 exams he did.

samguru:
somebody should help me out,


I registered for GST807 but not showing on my examination time table and also the course was not listed in the general examination timetable, please what should i do? because i don't want to carry this course over.

You can't see it yet. It is an e-exam. Keep checking your portal and ask those who will write e-exam 100 level first semester. You will write it with them.

Which university did this woman graduate from? It must be "proud" of her now.

elmisti:
LMAO......so shame dey catch u now bah....Point of correction, Chelshit won the league nd LEAGUE CUP (carling) last season, my beloved ARSENAL won the FA CUP......






*sincrly speakn*...It. Is tym we know the real Fans from glory hunters....Stay with ur club even if it means relegation or no European football......and I hope Mourinho is axed or he admits his mistakes....its jst getting too glaring!

I thought no one will see what he typed. Obviously he isn't a follower of football.

ionsman:
They can never be found because of this your missile-like English.
You even emboldened the last bomb(gbagaun with confidence)..

Guy you wicked o.

And na only osun state we dey hear.

Lmao. And nobody could tell him?

“Many agencies across several countries are involved in this investigation. Anti-money laundering agencies in Austria, France, Switzerland, Nigeria and UK are working together on it.”

She don enter gbeje

bestestgirl:
So the cleaning she does is what makes you notice her more Bulletin for you; we girls have mastered the art of pretence.
If a clean house and freshly laundered clothes sway you that much, hire a housekeeper/cook and buy a washing machine, then marry your beautiful, well educated, grammar controller and enjoy the best of both worlds.

PS. The educated girl is not necessarily bad mannered, she just might surprise you after marriage

Best comment so far.

Aminat508:
Waoh lovely I can't wait to get married

Abi oo. Can't wait for you too

Aminat508:
which interview again? I have done it since nah. Check d date of this thread

Toor. I thought as much too. But thought they want to do another.

6pm tomorrow. I hope I go done dey house. Aminat508 ready for my jamb questions.

Wait tosyne2much when will you interview me abi I no deserve am ni?