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This picture has gotten here. First saw it on twitter.

Nyckeh:
Pls come to my aid guys, I was able to raise my fee ds week and plan to go pay by Monday so I can do my registration, wen is exam starting and for d TMA too? Need to know if I v enof time to prepare as I wouldn't wnt to fail. can I still register nd meet up wt d exam for ds semester? also 'm using a 2-sitting result, v not gotten d original cert of d oda but was cleared wen I went for clearance only dat I shld provide d original cert within a week wch has passed and till now v not been chanced to go waec office, hope there won't b any prob?

E-exam will start after pop exam that's most likely 3rd week of last week of October. You can still meet up and can't meet up. It all depends on you. If you really want it, I think you can still meet up anyway. There won't really be any problem, just make effort to get the certificate too. Meanwhile what year is that? Your course? if I may be of help.

Omotayor123:
Story for the gods

That's all what you have to say si oro yi?

tosyne2much:
You try to coarse a lady into sex, you are being tagged a person who's only in for sex



You practice celibacy, they still go at your back bleeping
somebody else


Ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them

Honestly. That's just their summary.

Morufat was her name. We went to the same secondary school. No sex was our agreement until after secondary school. I was in ss2, she was in ss1. Later got to know a friend who lives in next street bleep her like never before. When she realized that I knew of her affairl, she proposed s*x. Me? Olohun o ni je. I heard you say I should have. Only if you knew who Umar (the guy) was. I serial igbo smoker. I was (and still I am) too decent to put my opa Moses into the same hole that an igbo smoker had put his. If I hadn't know, it's a different case.


I learnt. Wooed a friend of hers. She accepted. Once bitten twice shy. Moved closer to her, only to tell me I am only interested in s*ex only. She later gave in though partially but the point is they are indeed confused being.

enigmang:
Please do you have their names??

Go ask Google

Mumu no dey meet person for old age na from childhood e dey begin. Na him type girls dey maga for uni

I can't believe getting another birth certificate will make one to come NL and ask. Simply go do affidavit. shikena

The immediate past president Goodluck Jonathan in 2013 was accompanied by over 600 people to New York.

Smh

Eh eh eh. Unsolicited helpers.

Omotayor123:
Haram!

Who told you that. I will fast till Saturday.

Omotayor123:
Agarawu23, adedayourt, Adeh39, tosyne2much, wristbangle, aminat508, asumo12, ChynoBEATS, honeygirl17, Kazrem, Mattkent, Freemanan.


Make una come eat ooo

I dey fast

Omotayor123:
Agarawu23, adedayourt, Adeh39, tosyne2much, wristbangle, aminat508, asumo12, ChynoBEATS, honeygirl17, Kazrem, Mattkent, Freemanan.


Make una come eat ooo

I dey fast.

Sexcellency:
I miss my prince charming on days like this.

Another male behind a female monicker.

midolian:
Why am I not surprised?

I like your signature.

Omotayor123:
Chai.. This is Good News for people like us wey Sabi Owo Epo

Cc. Kazrem, wristbangle what are you waiting for

How can I locate my mum's ram that ran away before we came back from eid?

Aminat508:
I understand Arabic very well, I went to madrasah and I still want to further.... May Allah make it easier for us

Ma Sha Allah. May Allah make it easy for you. Baaraka llahu feeki

May Allah shower countless blessing upon you and your family as you witness yet another eidil adha. May this not be your last on earth. Happy Eid al-Adha

Aminat508:
Lmao u said u re Qazim ibn sulaimon

U said u live in Lagos and you love teaching


U ask me to tell you my name age and address in Arabic

Short of words. Speechless. But on a second thought, I don't believe it joor. You took it to someone. Anyways whether you did or translate it yourself, you did well. Eid ul Mubarak.



I have been expecting you to open a thread on this day.

OluchiDelly:
Lol, O boy u still dey vex? I think we are 4 or 5 people who scolded you logically, directly or indirectly. For the fact that you are scolded does not mean u are hated. D essence is for you to make correction.
If you feel I am too harsh with you, don't be offended. Pls don't let us derail the objective of this thread for the good of it.

Lolz @ o boy.

Aminat508:
Haaaa ! Okay what is your name, write it here in Arabic

Hmmm. You gave me what I know how to chew.

انا سليمان ابن قاسم. اسكنت ف لغوس و احب تدريس. ان كنت قادرة ان تتكلم بلغة العربية كما قلت من قبل اكتب اسمك و عمرك وفلصك و حيث سكنت بلغة العربية
I hope you know the meaning.

Before opera mini most of the time and in built browser less of the time. But recently it's uc browser mostly and very few times do I use opera mini.

Aminat508:
u don't knw it, it is not Hausa it is d normal Arabic we speak nah

I believe you are just being sarcastic. You and I know that that isn't Arabic. I am too familiar with Arabic not to differentiate Arabic from Hausa. Iya Hausa ni ke kowa.

Aminat508:
is not Hausa, it is Arabic

Nasmukayakii Hausa? I don't agree. It's meaning.

Aminat508:
haaaaa
Safe journey bitibawo?

Firefire, Nasmukayakii?

E de wa komi ni Hausa. Longing to learn the language.

wellmax:
I had previously worked for a few years in PHC before this present job. From day one it was terrible, you can't just please my boss. I will soon learn that no one stays in my position for more than 6 months. They all resigned out of frustration. I'm at that point too now, and I intend to tender my resignation on Monday.

I need advice on a short, concise and apt resignation letter

If you want my job, I can give you link to the company

Change your attitude. Attitude changed situation changed. More so, do you know the kind of boss you will have next?

Omotayor123:
Ask Aminat..

Aminat508 is not nearby.

Omotayor123:
Alright Alfa.. I will take note

Alhaja Qudroh, bawo lola?

Haaaaa! Gbese

*mouth widely opened *

See as him be?

Aminat508:
Ayam fasting Oooooo

I fasted too. Olohun yio gba

Teophilus96:
There is more it than the literal meaning.

Oga I knew.

8. When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go

Not applicable if aminat508 hug you. you will want to stay glue




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