₦airaland Forum

jonnayo:
I need an advice , I was called by my aunt to take up a position as a supervisor in JEVINIK restaurant and she told me my salary whould not be less than 80k with free accommodation. This is one year now I finished my service and yet to find a job. Please advise me.

Considering the position and your condition, if I were in your position I will take the offer at least for the main time. Survival matters.

It was, however, learnt that the convict had served 33 years in the Nigeria Police and two years remaining to retire before the incident occurred

Chai. Ha! Smh.

Lmao. What's Presidency matter with his trial. Is presidency the judiciary. He better go and talk to his lawyer wella instead of all this wasteful consultations.

wableo:
Yes am a fresher. I have to do it before exam day right?

Guy you don't have to print your e-wallet, only exam slip and get it stamped before exam but in some centre like Ikeja you can still stamp it early on exam day.

Omotayor123:
I came back from travel to meet my neighbors roasting an ALIGATOR.. It's has been crawling on our ceiling for the past few months And we thought it was a Snake.

Even though our landlord insisted that it's was probably a Lizard that usually crawl on the ceiling.

But God Reavealed what it was when it fell into a soak away behind the house. And the boys in the compound that came visiting as a result of the festivities Killed and Roasted it.

I heard it usually kill it's victim by sucking his /her brain through the Nose. And it always walk in pair meaning its partner must be somewhere around. I don't know how True..
Lalasticlala come and see what my eyes see oooo!

Did you eat it? It's very delicious o. I have eaten before though I wasn't told before eating it. My mum cooked it then. I demanded for more.

Omotayor123:
At 21 why would you want to Pack into a man's house without proper marriage

Tell me why you are impatient And what Future you have planned out for yourself or are you planning to live off him

What's even more surprising is that the guy isn't employed.

lagmostkuit:
Must u use chioma?

Are you chioma?

*just to read comments *

LOUIS6:
Ok.



But are they gonna notify us when the registration is closing??... becos as at now I av not registered for my e-exams due to financial incapability

I can't really say. It's even long over due for the first closure of the registration, thus it might be closed anytime.

kosplateau:
3rd Oct?...guy! 26 Oct or 02 Nov is more believable.

Guy be calm. 3red week I meant.
Cc: louis6

Omotayor123:

Me no understand o

What is wrong with that op? Did you not hear about the world church world cup that the team from a Nigerian church (I have forgotten it's name) won?

LOUIS6:
Dr. Kazrem... Pls do you know when e-exam is starting ?

Usually it is after POP exam and since that starts tomorrow e-exam will likely starts by 3rd of Oct. PS: Likely I said.

Omotayor123:
Still on bed, feeling lazy this morning *

why

Mumuism

Hmmmmm

stinville:
Hello guys I need your advice. I took a course in my first semester and till now,(third semester) the result has not been released. do you advice I retake the course or wait for it to be released? A quick response will be highly appreciated.

Bro you better redo it. Lest your hope be dashed during graduating semester. A stitch in time saves nine.

Omotayor123:

You?

K- Kazakhstan
A- Algeria
Z- Zambia
R- Romania
E- Ethiopia
M- Mexico

Aside the first and the last others end with "ia"

May God forgive me if it's a sin. Even if it took me 6 months to save it, I no go give. Is 15m na moi moi. If she was my mum now, not even negotiable.

Omotayor123:
Oya talk your own

Ha ha ha, I reasoned you will ask.

Well it depends but averagely, first round is 7-10 minutes and subsequent rounds is 20 minutes, 25 minutes and so on.

I can't even imagine it. My 3 year old boy wouldn't have seen NEPA light yet let alone his younger sibling of 8 months. I will still be fuelling my "I pass my neighbour generator" week in week out against the once in 3 months that I currently enjoy. The list is just endless.

If only TonyeBarcanista knew what my boss went through in the build up to the general election. He was almost roped by the SSS all because he supported APC online. We were always at alert anytime the night fell and we were still outside. So op, it's not new and not strange. They all do it. One even sent death threat message to him at a time.

Oshi.

tosyne2much:
There's nothing to be ahamed of


Mine is three minutes

Tosin don kill me with laugh here.

Mtcheew. Iranu .........

agarawu23:
The joke of the year is to turn down buhari ministerial list. Saraki should just face his trial and focus more on his lawyers who will speak for him in court.

You think so? I have also thought Saraki and his followers would want to that.

kaka ki eku maje sese, afi sawadanu ni

refreshrate:
Youve never been in a relationship with similar issues.

You have no idea how trust works in a relationship trust me.

Whats a relationship without trust i beg?

OP, Tosyne2much ( though im having difficulty believing im having agree such happened to you, worse still that i have to advice you)

Nobody is breaking up any stupid relationship

Both of you will stick with the girl (in presence) in mind and spirit, find another girl.
This one however gets downgraded to side slut, strictly for that purpose. Do not allow her know her true position, she with you for only one purpose - that which has used her kini and virgin blood to sign off.

You do not let her have cause to assume or even understand that shes no longer numero uno. You keep making her believe she is. Of course this is after she has begged and apologized. tell her you've forgiven her after initial gra gra, then you begin. Please do not under any circumstance fail to smash her on a regular and steady basis.

Failure to do this and you would have given her wings to say she dumped you because you could not perform, tell me which would be worse? This kind allegation by the way is skewed cos no way you can prove otherwise.

God has helped you but you fail to see it.

Happy smashing!

PS The idiot who tried similar with me got married to the idiot boy, guess what? after the marriage i came back into her life. sebi you smash my babe? I smashed her as your wife, go figure, sharp guy! Morfvcker later found out and couldnt do a thing, me i just keep laughing upon every remembrance. hopeless son of a b!tch and his senseless wife.

Sometimes god is saving us, we are the ones too blind to see it.

Guy smash that girl till she nearly gives up the ghost, then give her peak milk with malta guinness and smash her some more!

Break up ko break in ni

@the bolded, guy you wicked o. On a second thought, you only paid the guy back with his own coin. But the girl self na harlot o.

tosyne2much:
Nawa ooooooh

abi oo

Omotayor123:
Not flattered

on the jet.

I will do mine on the plane

Omotayor123

Nyckeh:
Tnx Kazrem, year 2 data management. Wat abt TMA?

Tma ends during exam