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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
Mykunlex:
am nt jokin
your surname and Year of admission make we see whether Na the whole school the thing affect
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:13pm On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Btw, I want to create a Secret Service.

They will be charged with gathering intelligence and reporting to me.
Work closely with EFCC to arrest corrupt officials
Do some secret jobs!

Now that registration will soon start, some corrupt people have planned to import thugs from neighbouring countries so as to unsettle the peace of this country!




Cc: Armynu
Greatestman
Kbs468
Kuchikau
All senators
All Ministers
Previous and current Mr A16
Previous and current Ms A16
All Citizens
good and a welcomed development
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:11pm On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Where did it all go sour?


Kbs468, u see what I told u!
Mixing private matters with politics
Pressy No shaking as no step would he take that won't be corruption exponentially personified but the EFCC and the court are waiting to work hand in hand to deal ruthlessly within the ambit of the law with anyone and everyone found wanting
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Hmmm!

I have mixed feelings about this March 2nd!


All is well!
See, they have made it clear by saying 'All things being equal' and how can anything be equal when REGISTERATION ends in February and they have only 2 days to post and deliver call up letter to schools for those who didn't pay as well as making it available for the online individuals?

UNLESS THEY HAVE INTRODUCED ANOTHER SOFTWARE THAT WOULD POST PCMS IMMEDIATELY WE FINISHED ONLINE REGISTRATION OO JUST LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN INTRODUCING CHANGES WITH EVERY BATCH SINCE C14

MY THOUGHTS ANYWAY
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:51pm On Jan 31, 2016
hilsocial:
Well lets see. The best yo can reach here is page 2k.
Hahahaha Hil Man, we are claiming that we would surpass or even get close to your numbers oo but if we were in the same situation as you guys are then, I Mean anticipating a change in the gear of operation as A15 did after C14 and as you guys also did for A15 in B15 coupled with the fact that the major issues of concern as always are the problems associated with regularisation which are no longer a problem with A16 as the experience garnered from you guys mostly prevented people like us from be asking questions, hence slowing the pace of this thread and if not for our fun filled fairy tales here, only God knows what page we would have still remained by now

And as you can observe, only a few of you guys that come around to say one or two things and even our family members do not chat like in A15 and B15 not until when senate began uploading of names
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
Rukkyola:
The dream continues....
Episode 3:
**I felt like i was in paradise after seeing him walk 2wards me & wiping off my tears with his warm hands.I didn't want him 2 take his hand off my cheek so i decided 2 force out more tears so dah he continue wiping them off.In an attempt to rest my head on his chest and place my hand around his shoulder,guess wat i saw? It was ojuju calabar (mschubby's messenger), wat i fear d most, holding a very long cane in his hands and moving 2wards us.I suddenly screamed & let go off him**
The next thing i saw was a reflection of light 2wards d window of my room.I then said to myself thank God it was a dream.
*Since I was busy throughout yesternight with mschubby till the late hours, so I couldn't dream because of the absence of deep sleep but when she relayed the above to me, then the below was my reaction*

Dreams during sleep do come through in reality but not always directly as it often requires expertriate interpretation and now I want you to listen.

I am happy you have shown precisely how you felt about me relative to the use of 'paradise' as an adverb, but in the Physical, thank God you felt safe because no one knows the feelings in paradise since the dead do not come back alive to relay their experiences.

If I had slept and saw you in my own dream shedding tears profusely as a reaction to being sorry for biting my nose, I WOULD HAVE HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO BURST INTO TEARS TOO WHILE SAYING 'Oh my World, thank you for giving me this tears of joy because the trembling that overwhelmed your action out of fear, brought in this joy as seeing you show remorse the more brings to my knowledge, another outstanding qualities of forgiveness in you as more tear shedding is predicated out of your love for me' while still whipping out the tears on your cheeks and freeing my left hand from my nose, rubbing off the blood stains on my handkerchief and using the hand on hair, patting it gently.

ALL IN THE BID TO MAKE YOU STOP CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW DEFINITELY THAT YOU WOULD REACT TOO BY ENDING YOUR OWN TEARS AS A SACRIFICE TO MAKE ME STOP CRYING TOO.

And the above would make you to be unaware of any 'messenger' around whom Ofcourse would have no choice but to uncarry out his job because Mschubby surely wouldn't ask him to cause me harm personally as him being human would be moved seeing two adults crying at the same time.

Since it's a dream you had, like I said b4, Mschubby has no potent Juju but too much of Horror movie watching was responsible for the scary scene you had in the dream.

And finally, I ACTUALLY WAS AT YOUR PLACE THIS MORNING AND WENT ON TO KNOCKED ON YOUR WINDOW, TO THE EXTENT OF TRYING TO OPEN IT B4 LEAVING AND THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RAY OF LIGHT THAT WOKE U UP

In my attempt to apologize to you over my failure to honour my promise of visiting your Dreamland after I openly decline your request to allow justified19 to grace the Dreamland too. AND I SAY 'I AM SORRY LOVE'
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
Fraiser:
hmmm, na d way u won take appear to me b dis, tank God u make ur plans known to me, now I wil hav to resort to my background plan nd strategy.. U know I wil always hav my secrete plan to checkmate my opponet... I advise u withraw ur statement now or lose ur prestigious office because u can neva underestimate my bargaining power... I can strike a deal wit d president nd d distinguished senators in a matter of minutes
Hunn hunn you wey say you be spy come dey broadcast? Na so Secret Service Corps dey do? abi na People dey observe and discover them?

See, Even if you strike any deal at all, it's only my office as Hon Minister of Information that could be affected and not the Attorney General because I am not the Minister of justice and the two offices are a separate entities.

Infact, pressy LogoDWhiz, can you now see that the changes you observed in him are completely vague oo full of the same deceptive tendency for even daring to threaten me.

Advice: Remember you are still under probation for confirmation as a Minister, so don't dare approach anybody with any corruptive undertone because the eagle eye of Golden City-LMAyedun is watching you as the EFCC Chairman though not eaglevision by name anyway.

Note: I had to encourage you with the last line above because of my eyes that are already Set on your twin sister Fraih and.............let me hold on first......until then again grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:44am On Jan 31, 2016
kbemanuel:
tanks brov...I hope my tenure brings gud tidings 2 dis wonderful city (GOLDEN CITY).





I welcome you all 2 d l last day of d. Month of january wic looked lyk it had abt 5 months in built in it..

I wish evry citizens of GOLDEN CITY gudluck as we enter d into d month feb.The month of luv,d month dat ushers us into d much anticipated camp month.




#gracias
Amen Mr A16. What a short and concise way to commit everything to BABA GOD'S HANDS.

Gracie to you too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:40am On Jan 31, 2016
oghesco:
I v nt seen my name in d Senate list, is there still hope that they wil stil upload names......... auchipolytech
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Spixytinxy my Iya Ejirés
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:38am On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Hmm. This is serious!


I still do!
Very well pressy and fingers remained crossed until further changes from them are observed.
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Shammak shey you've heard it now grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:38am On Jan 31, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Hmm. This is serious!


I still do!
Very well pressy and fingers remained crossed until further changes from them are observed.
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Shammak shey you've heard it now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:23am On Jan 31, 2016
johndanny:
why them no go do d needful, dem de mad? we no go hack dat nysc portal upload his detail.. can't afford to miss d attorney general of GOLDEN CITY
Abi Hon Minister of Foreign Affairs. Thanks alot. you are really appreciated
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:21am On Jan 31, 2016
johndanny:
am telling you compare to others but its only C14 that was slow like this
No doubt about it that the prior knowledge of the new changes that followed A15 and B15 service year by this A16 set is actually responsible for the slowness but it would pick momentum when registration begins as everyone would be sharing experiences about the choices made
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Hilsocial
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:02am On Jan 31, 2016
spixytinxy:
congratulations oko mi
Thank you lovilicious lovey that is technically Titanic and tantalizingly tempting tenace tactically Tinaring my Heart menacingly like a modulated melody.

Iya Ibeji, what would I do without you..........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:53am On Jan 31, 2016
mariomakez:
Good morning my fellow batch A corpers grin . I can't wait to be in camp with una. left right left right attenTION!
Good Morning and Good Night
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:47am On Jan 31, 2016
biotechshola:
Kbs468, i hop your sch has done the needful...
Absolutely they did and it's a done deal on Saturday morning cum late Friday's wee hour actually. And thanks for caring Hon. Minister
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:42am On Jan 31, 2016
Rukkyola:
lol! Feeling sleepy already.Let's meet n d dream.
Alright. Sweet Dream it's gonna be.
Good Morning and Good Night
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:41am On Jan 31, 2016
biotechshola:
WISH U ALL NICE REST...JUST ARRIVED.
welcome Hon Minister
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:39am On Jan 31, 2016
kbemanuel:
Oya #800
Yeeeeeessssssss
Yeeeeeessssssss
Yeeeeeessssssss

You made it!
You are the latest and newest Mr A16 in the nation of GOLDEN CITY!!!

CITIZENS!!
let's celebrate kbmanuel on his latest feat.

On behalf of the executives, National Assembly Members,the Judiciary and the people of GOLDEN CITY, I SAY CONGRATULATIONS.

sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:32am On Jan 31, 2016
Fraiser:
ok so u dey beaf me because i collect wetin b my right ahhh nawa o, ok i go return am if u go leave dis one for me nd i go convince my twinie in ur favor
Hehehe
'Àféfé tin fé, àti féri furô Adié'

Abeg pressy, kindly direct your spokesperson to put on hold the Ministerial nomination of Fraiser and Shammak because of the following reasons

1. Fraiser once made a treasonable statement about your office which I promptly squashed in the past

2. He claimed to have been given an award for keeping promises which he is about to renege on now with his plan above

3. He has shown that he is deceptive

4. Shammak too has shown by this their collabo that he is desperate and instead of providing us with the laughters and jokes we crave for as a Minister of the federal Republic, he is rather going to encourage the spread of acrimony

Pressy LogoDWhiz, Remember you said you always trust my judgement as the Attorney General
cc
VP Armynu
All federal Ministers
Senate pressy greatestman
DSP Kuchikau
Senate majority leader Banks92
Senator amodu
senator IghravweIG
DG DTOBS and all other DGs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:07am On Jan 31, 2016
Olasum, shey even if we geh issues between me and you to have made you abandone me, e no mean say you no go relate with fellow Citizens again nah? Abi the Dream hour Don reach?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:03am On Jan 31, 2016
prindu:
Abeg seh BoboLIL ban neva expire ni huhAbeg seh BoboLIL ban neva expire ni
e b lyk say naa d colour font typing wey hin dey do cause am ooo. I will see what I can do tomorrow if e never still reach hin expiry date
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:57pm On Jan 30, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Keep loving o

U go lose at both ends now!
Pressy, Abeg no beg Shammak oo, Na how e wan take fall yakata e dey find
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:46pm On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
i kukuma av nt forgotten abou ur safety assurance,it is just d juju tin dat is fearing me.sorry abou d bite i gave u.me i did nt knw dah it wil pain u dis much,if i had knwn i wud av rather given u a knock on ur head.I dont blame justified 4 wat he has done 2 ur marriage o.shebi u 2 hav plenty wives allow spixytinxy too 2 get plenty husband na.buh since u dissaprove justified presence in our
dream,i hav no choice buh 2 stop him 4rm entering.
Hahaaaaaaaaaa? shebi Mschubby have mentioned the kind of Ojuju she has which is 'OJUJU CALABAR', meaning she has nothing potent as such but just to cause you a scare and I wouldn't want to believe that you are playing into her antics already.

You don't need to be sorry ok, I should have known that you had a similar feelings for me, hence try proning my antic of saying those words because if you originally didn't have anything 4 me, it wouldn't have come as a shock to that effect that prompted your reaction like I told you, came out of confidence and boldness.

About Spixytinxy, I still haven't hear from her, can you imagine that? only Justified19 alone knows what he told her that she said something that I wouldn't want to repeat because of how I felt about it.

Leaving him out of our Dream tonight goes to show how trust worthy you are in keeping promises. That is another endearing quality of yours.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:19pm On Jan 30, 2016
Shammak:
I just dey look you for my 3D mirror Weldone!
grin Miss Fraih, you see, he couldn't talk much. So we need to be careful about what we discuss to his hearing oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:12pm On Jan 30, 2016
okitaiji:
thats true, i got thesame info like the one u got thats y i sent it here for other hands to help me check too...but this info is not correct, i actually got admission into the university not COE. you guys should help me on this pls
Still, there is no cause for alarm because what actually transpired now was experienced by my coursemate when the news of 'No admission given yet' went viral, so, when I checked for him, it was the same story as yours above even when we were preparing for our final exam then.

So we advice him to visit Lafia Jamb office for the 'Regularisation' of his number and that of one of his tribal Man as we were ignorant of the entire situation,

Though he admitted the fact that he actually secured admission into the COLLEGE OF EDUCATION reflecting on his status, but didn't even went for registration because he was waiting on the university admission list.

Meaning that the COE was the first to send his admission status to Jamb, hence it was keyed in which is what is still reflecting uptill now. I think I have shared this story before.
So, definitely the same thing is the case with you now. And it is a very easy thing to do because COEs usually release admission list b4 most University does as the amalgamation of UNI, POLY & COE jamb exam into UTME began in 2010

To cut the story short or bring it to an end, they both visited Lafia Jamb office and was told to go and relax as it is not a problem because the Jamb Numbers showing COE instead of Unis and those showing 'No admission is given yet' are valid numbers rather than the ones showing 'No Record found' which are not valid and thus require regularization.

So Bro, No negative implication for you oo.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2016
katerine7:
jealous ke?I no know club wey person go dey jealous? I can't be jealous of Arsenal...in short, I refuse to be jealous
The two main reasons for jealousy are

1. The chance of a back to back EPL triumph is gone unlike when Arsenal did it last season in the FA Cup

2. A sumptuous display from our new signing-M ELNENY got you all wishing for your Own featuring tomorrow too. grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:08pm On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
lol! Bera sit down let her spoil u o.Because hu knows wat wil happen in d movie 'dream' 2nyt.mschubby has already warned me not 2 hav a dream lyk yesterday's again and justified wil also be featuring in our dream 2nyt if u permit.Abou d invitation,i can't fit allow wives 2 trap me @ d event especially mschubby.e b lyk sey she get juju.so i decline
Ofcourse I would allow her spoil me to her satisfaction nauw but what I am saying is that it won't be in the wee hours as usual because that is when I should be enjoying my Dream in your Dreamland watching the DREAM MOVIE.

I told you already that they posed no threat at all. Abi you've forgotten about the pictorial description of your safety assurance with me?

Justified19? part of our belove Dream? After you've bitten my nose that I am still recuperating from? Did you even know that he is the same person that has now pitch my Iya Ibeji Spixytinxy against me? and he was even giving her légal advice on how to go about with the divorce?

I Mean if I decided to sue him,won't everyone blame me for using my office against him rather than considering his atrocity, Anyway I am ready for whatever court summon I get from her.

So, this dream should be a sweet and memorable one devoid of rancur, thus I disapprove his invitation for the sake of the enduring pain I am having and I don't want to be getting more pain today but some other time, he could be invited after we must have settled one or two things
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
Omoalhaja7:
Hi guyz. Finally n fully back in ds lovely room.Really apologize 4ma long silence. It waz ma phone dat had ish.. .but fixed now. For those dat av bn keeping d room lively,informative,educative n fun-filled...i say a una well done.


****Though av done intro b4 but lemme do it again. I'm Omoalhaja Alako, OAU, Public Administration..awaiting A16 in shaa Allaah***
First and foremost, I say congratulations for finally crossing the bridge.

But what you did could fetch you spambot sanction oo. I Mean those thread viewing monikers you posted.

Pressy can you see that our decision to drop absentee Ministers is now yielding fruitful dividend with the sudden and shocking appearance of our Hon Minister of Inter-governmental Affairs?

Above all, this is what we have been wishing for ourselves for long. I Mean a sweet re-union
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:30pm On Jan 30, 2016
mschubby:
u see ur life kbs.... so u want to discharge me sharp sharp so u and Rukkyola can continue with d dream shebi!!! No wahala huh
Baby boo, you are now giving me reasons to believe the unbelievable oo, because I was only thinking within me ni o and now lay to bare all my thoughts? hmm don't let me voice out what I am thinking oo. ehn nhee
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
Kbs468:
Bro, The below is the reply oo but if you are enlisted on your school's Senate approved list already, then you don't need to worry at all OK. Because you will register online with ease
LogoDWhiz:
3 years NCE
Economics/Geo
COE, Oju
greatestman:
Congratulations OKITA JOEL IJI!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 3-Year NIGERIAN CERTIFICATE IN EDUCATION Programme into
COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, OJU.
Course: ECONOMICS/GEOGRAPHY in the College of SCIENCES.
You see why we always advise all of us not to be too panicky about this online checking of things? See what they've got b4 I tried it but see what I got as a reply?
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Okitaiji
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:09pm On Jan 30, 2016
mschubby:
both the dream and what you and Rukkyola are upto oooooo.... mind you there's no room for someone else o. lolz
grin

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