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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:35pm On Jan 31, 2016

Sent4rina:
You see, where we wan plant cassava, rice don grow 4 dia already..

First of all lemme congratulate mr president for nt jux having a 1st lady buh 1 of the best lady in town with ever stunning beauty.

Nontheless, Im nt only happy dat logowhiz is engaged buh also happy 4 my friend(fraiser) whom his left with no option dan to claim his possession(lizzydodo) as i've promised him to settle things amicable with Mr president.

Now to the new wife(i mean the newest 1st lady in town).. We the executive members of the Gcity welcome you to d new office with warm heart nd open mind.
Long live Citizens of this Great Nation

Long live the Executive council

long live the President nd his wife

Long live Gcity

#Onelove

This was as endorsed by the entire cabinet members and approved for press release by the Minister of Information and the Attorney General as Sent4rina was sanctioned to spearhead the press conference by a team of 5 Federal Ministers

cc
First Lady MissEvey

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:28pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraiser:
Where is my beautiful angel blizzydodo I hope she has not travel out of d city because valentine is around d corner, kbs468 if truly u luv my sis, i want u to help me luk for her because I dont want anoda lady to collect d korean hair i bought for her as new month gift... Or u cant not help ur inlaw again?

Ok no problem since I already said everything I do, I do it for Fraih.

So don't worry, I would alert Yudeeaikay too to help inform her of your Romantic emotional unrest over her continued absence and that her Immediate return will put to rest your fears of her reneging her promise by not seeing another suitor like SC31 wanted doing to CROBBOY in the name of buying time

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:19pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraiser:
wot about our agreement?

Are you ready to play according to my terms and conditions?

By the way, everything is still subject to Fraih's consent because I believe she would love Daddy and Mommy more than anything else, so want to sabotage their interest as my in-laws because you are taking advantage of your being the inlaw committee chairman, hence I wouldn't want any undertaking to be shrouded in secrecy because EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR HER

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:05pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraih:
Hehehehe

As you can see, their case is like 'kokoro tonjéfô, Àrà éfô lôwà.

But their own kind of kokoro are not destructive to me, rather they are type that exert a symbiotic kind of relationship on me and towards them, hence their wanting to keep at bay any additional competitor for my kind of love, affection, care, play, romance, treat, trust, splendure, appreciation, believe, confidence, excitement, vigour, kindness, protection, mercy, honour, fame, the list is endless that I have shown, expressed, relayed and promoted to and towards them.

Hence their desire to lock up the door against anyone else which Ofcourse I am not ready to accept

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:47pm On Jan 31, 2016

gracile:
So you have forgotten abi *pouts
Ok, at first they said my name was in errors list and then I asked them what I had to do. So they were like they would forward my details again through one man that was leaving the next day so I collected his number and spoke with him by then, a friend had already forwarded my details to him
They started making me panic by saying my problem was different; theirs were rectified immediately cos they found out the problems came from either their names, mat.no or jamb.reg.no. meanwhile, they couldn't tell where my own problem came from..to shorten the long story, my name miraculously showed on Saturday after deliberating going to the school myself. It wasn't funny o cos they started scaring me with stuffs like carryover, lecturers...infact I just thankGod jore

To God be the glory

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:43pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraih:

The President and MissEvey are now together, my prayer has been answered
LogoDWhiz and MissEvey, this valentine maa super! !!

Yessssssssssssssssss
Yeesssssssssssssssss
Yessssssssssssssssss

Thank you Sweerie!

*My action above drew their attention towards me*

*blew a kiss romantically in the Air intended for her because I over heard her say the above to her Twin Brother Fraiser b4 my screaming turned them around looking in my direction*

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:29pm On Jan 31, 2016

Rukkyola:
@Dtobs,all d advice u ar givin 2 mschubby 2 b tolerant is not enterin her ear o.she is already determined 2 deal wit me,forgetin d fact dat dat was dsame tin she did 2 spixitinxy

Haaaaa! ééwo éni ti antoriré ngbawé ti oun wan jôsàn,

Ômô tôréwa toréni duro tii, tikosi ñi Igboyà

√Are you marrying me or marrying them?

√Who is marrying them presently?

√Have you forgotten my plans to issue a divorce to who ever would fall victim?

√Don't you know that our constitutional laws include emotional and domestic, family and soceital security against violence?

√Don't you know that I am the custodian of the constitution by virtue of my being the Attorney General?

Come on love, pls rescind your decision earlier as I know that you made it out of fear. I SO FEAR NOT

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:12pm On Jan 31, 2016

jaybiz007:
Sup fam? If I decide to pick up my call up letter in school rather than print it online, will it delay the registration process?
Also, will it be ready at the same time with those printing theirs online?

No it will not delay anything but what if you are posted to a very far place compared to your present location and you didn't get it on time in your own school unlike others?

Infact those who didn't pay usually get it b4 those who paid

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:09pm On Jan 31, 2016

gracile:
Kbs468, logodwhiz, fellow brethren.. join me and thank God o
My record has finally been uploaded

Congratulations Baby. Happy for you seriously but gist us small how everything went. As in did we advised you on how to go about anything? please let us know OK

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:56pm On Jan 31, 2016

jummiekay:
Name: Ajagbe olajumoke abiodun
Matric no:091202
Schl: ladoke akintola university of technology
Dept: science laboratory technology
Date of birth: 26 Dec 1991
Help me check oo

See, Just try enter school tomorrow because it seems only a few among your set were actually mobilised oo because most of the names I saw after using all the 3 names as surname are as edited below with Olajumoke having 1, Ajagbe 8 and Abiodun 7 out of all the names uploaded.

just see it for yourself OK

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:18pm On Jan 31, 2016

merikims:
gudpm my fellow citizens.abeg we go still carry jamb admission letter go camp again?

No it's irrelevant

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:15pm On Jan 31, 2016

Gosj01:
I think I need the original one... Btw is the 2000 a scratch card or it will be paid directly in Waec office...
And like how many days does it takes?

Cc: Kbs468

Wait a minute. Are you both referring to WAEC GCE/External exam or THE INTERNAL MAY/JUNE?

Because it is the external that requires you to visit their head or branch office oo

While you only need to go to your school and collect it free of charge oo but some schools would ask for between #500 and #3000 terming it as development Levy before you are being issued oo while they would collect the one school gave you b4

And if it about the External GCE WAEC certificate, you pay in cash ñi oo and not buying scratch card

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:03pm On Jan 31, 2016

eaglevision:
Lol,afi echo gan ni,I hope its real though,bt I'm very sure a complete TT will be out before Registration begins.

I try to believe that too because of the tweet I saw. let me see if I can get it again

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:59pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraiser:
dont u tink dat new policy is a conspiracy against u in disguise

Not at all because I heard you said you smell a rat and a rat in this generation is no longer distruction to household materials and food stuffs but a threat to life in the form of LASSA Fever.

And remember Who saw and smell the rat? what's your thinking now? grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:53pm On Jan 31, 2016

jummiekay:
Yes,list was pasted in my school and my name was in the list and I graduated 2015 and all my course mates have seen there names on nysc site but I still can't find mine

OK you need to visit school tomorrow then and hear what you would be told but since you claim that all your department people are there and yours is missing online, just tell them you saw yours too b4 it disappeared and never came back

Can I have your details and 1 or 2 names
of your departmental guys?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:46pm On Jan 31, 2016

Gosj01:
Guys, how true is this that during registration in camp, they only accept original Waec certificate from waec and not the one given by the secondary school and

2. Only colored jamb admission letter will be collected for the registration.

Cc:
DTOBS
Kbs468
LogoDwhiz e.t.c

**** I dedicate this thread to all the good and bad people here ****

1. Very correct because the thinking is by the time you must have graduated to have qualified for Nysc service year, you must have spent nothing less than 4years of writing your O'levels, so no matter what, the original should have been ready within the period as the one from school has expiry date since it is temporary.

2. Nothing of relevance is in the carrying of Jamb admission letter around as it use expires immediately you secured admission

Except if you are sueing Jamb for denying you and claiming not to have your record for mobilisation

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:36pm On Jan 31, 2016

DTOBS:
babe,GBA f'lorun ko fi owo leran, ur hussy Na LADIES SPANNER....

Abi. That was a Manly advice as antidote for disappointment oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:31pm On Jan 31, 2016

jummiekay:
Am really worried still can't find my name on nysc website.

Just relax your nerves ok as we often Say-What will be will be.

so if by the end of Tomorrow, you couldn't still find it, then it is orevoir be dat.

By the way, was any name pasted in your school and you saw yours b4?

When did you graduate please?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:25pm On Jan 31, 2016

mschubby:
chei!!! I will just have to take my actions quietly...... Let him continue SPANNING d LADIES... lol

Better realize on time that communication is key before you invite an unexpected d.............. No I have never been angry with you like this b4. So what went wrong with you?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:15pm On Jan 31, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
Okay na!

But you know you can be indicted too.

You have prior to now received bribe from him in the form of the tubers of yam that he gave you!

Tread well o

Pressy the 10,000 yam tubers were meant for my in-laws ñi oo over my intention towards Miss Fraih ñi oo but he ended up becoming a fraud in the deal as he said the family doesn't accept bride price not knowing that he just wanted to cajole me ñi kawai

So it's not for official activities at all

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:08pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraiser:
ok oya make we settle dis matter unofficialy, u know dis tin na private matter, make we go settle am for inside rum as brothers.. I know won make u lose ur office, as per my twin sis... I go try convince d family on ur behave may b den go consent to d union... Bur we go reach agreement

Hin hon hun hii huyaaa. I laughed in South Korean accent. Na only MissOyin fit understand the laughter.

Yes agreed we settle it out privately is maturely acceptable but you giving me terms and conditions won't work out at all because

1. I didn't ask you to return my 10,000 tubers of yams even after discovering that you didn't actually tendered them to my in-laws-As in Daddy, Mummy and all uncles and aunties, cousins, nieces and nephews inclusive, rather you sold them and kept the money for personal use.

2. It is the money you are now thinking of bribing all principal officers with in order to effect your plans with Shammak.

3. Your Twin sister Fraih is not your younger sister that you could influence her romantic emotional disposition anyhow.

4. I have discovered you, so my plan now is to boycott you and access the family directly since I have used you to gain her attention.

NOW, HERE IS A BREATHER FOR YOU

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY ACCORDING TO MY RULES IN YOUR BID TO SUCCEED WITH YOUR MINISTERIAL AMBITION?

REMEMBER THAT IF ALL THESE I SAID GOT TO (*whispering*) *****Dodo, I believe you know the rest of the story Na

So, I am waiting for your response *standing akimbo and smiling to hear him out as he has his face changed immediately to suggest discomfort*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:40pm On Jan 31, 2016

mschubby:
huh!!! so u're giving him go ahead Abi? me won't tolerate Kbs468 bringing home another concubine oooooo..... lai-lai

Why him no go give me support wey be say naa the theory wey I postulate give awaiting First lady MissEvey dey work now?

It's even good you are corroborating my actions now because Spixytinxy used a similar word that I refuted vehemently then and now you are using the same unpalatable word.

It seems the Pason ti afi nà iyale nbé laja fun iyawo kind of statement of hers is coming to fruition now and could force me to withdraw my attachment to you if you continue to oppose me.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:29pm On Jan 31, 2016

MissOyin:
Baba ibeji Baba ibeji kilode, shey eyin ni kan ni.
Leave dis ladies na.

Haaaaaaaaa! Éni ti ile énjo ti komô.

No be you dey shout where amodu dey now now?

In case you know know, make you know now oo say amodu don take style stay back to shed some pounds off him body for where he travelled to oo because him know say you are heavy now.

And hin bin tell me say you too naa Twins dey there oo. Na true? abeg tell me because the competition for Twins go sweet well well oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:19pm On Jan 31, 2016

mschubby:
just watch out dearie

Very well, I like it the way both of you are playing into my Tra.

Taratata tararararara ijo ya. Let me even use the opportunity to practice how I would be dancing Before Miss Fraih and Rukkyola

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:14pm On Jan 31, 2016

eaglevision:
Good afternoon beautiful inhabitants o this ciry,hope y'all having a splendid sunday? So is this March 2 date for orientation camp been circulated really official? What I can read frm d twitter handle of NYSC is "All things being equal" and we know things have never been equal in Nigeria.

Infact you have just re-echoed my thoughts above

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:10pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraih:
I answered you of course, that was where I mentioned your ability to lock and unlock at will.

Chai dancing all the beautiful dance steps that ever reigned in Nigeria out of over joy and excitement.

So na so God dey answer simple prayer, because b4 I posted the question again, I just prayed she repeats what I heard exactly again and here she goes!

Meaning all the collabo between Spixytinxy and Mschubby is already coming to nothing, just imagine the two who hardly agrees b4 when I pushed for an understanding between them.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:01pm On Jan 31, 2016

DTOBS:
mykunlexy, here you go..kindly put a call through to any of this numbers....

The first Set for calls and you should know the zone your Falls into before choosing to call

while the second Set are for TEXT MESSAGES ONLY BECAUSE IF YOU CALL TILL THE DAY OF RAPTURE, NO ONE WILL ANSWER YOUR CALL

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

spixytinxy:
yea, I stay in odogunyan, wat abt u

Iyawo mi Iya àwôn ejiré, se Koko iroka wani itosi?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:47pm On Jan 31, 2016

prettyjo:
oga Kbs468..i sight you

Hon Minister of Health, good afternoon. Why did you refused returning home on-time from your United Nations sponsored trip to UAE when our nation of Golden City needed you seriously over the LASSA and Zika Fever ravaging everywhere now? I must confess that we all missed you to our bone marrow.

And I say welcome

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:40pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraih:
Happy sunday Kbs468.. I'm watching you oo

Hmmn nmmhennnn. I seriously like the sun shade spec on you today. It brought out the cuteness in you the more and I am willing to talk with you today while it's still on.

You haven't answered my question the other day and I ask again: What do you think of my Nick name- LADIES SPANNER?

pls answer that now because I know where I am going OK.

Looking through the sun glasses into her eyes to see if I could have a faint eye ball contact

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:38pm On Jan 31, 2016

Fraih:
Happy sunday Kbs468.. I'm watching you oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:27pm On Jan 31, 2016

DTOBS:
please try and find out from your classmates if they re having the same issue, if yes then it must be a general problem straight from ur school but if no, den u must enter your school asap to clear things. ThankGod this week is slated for such issue to be resolved before reg begins! Moreover, there are some numbers you can also call,they re NYSC help desk that will help PCMs in this kind of this situation. unfortunately, I don't have dem but it's been display here before.
Kbs468, please help a brother in need oooooo
you can also check NYSC site for those number...

18. Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:

i. North Central - 08092142614

ii. North East - 08102790538

iii. North West - 08092142661

iv. South East - 09038034460

v. South West - 07019190810

vi. South South - 08092142616

cc
Mykunlex

S/NO NETWORK NUMBER REMARKS
1 MTN 08147869429
2 MTN 09038034460
3 MTN 08102790538 MESSAGES ONLY
4 ETISALAT 08092142661
5 ETISALAT 08092142614
6 ETISALAT 08092142616
7 AIRTEL 07019190810 MESSAGES ONLY
8 AIRTEL 07019190812
9 GLO 07056726960
10 GLO 07056726961
11 AIRTEL 08089244741
12 MTN 08064324023
13 ETISALAT 09092989929

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