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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:41pm On Jan 29, 2016

Rukkyola:
Ah! Ministerial position ke.I can't fit do a ministerial wrk o.I bet i wil b sacked few days after my appointment if am eventually appointed.Lemme just b an observer.The romantic fracas btw u and pressy is sweeter dan fanta.U guys shud continue.Am enjoining it.

OK na, If you said so.

But seriously, I was actually trying to make LogoDWhiz open up more to MissEvey ni initially because I observed he went to AWOL for long after he mistaken yellow button on her to mean the Red button then, but I am happy he has retraced his thoughts and gotten over the mistaken button identity.

Above all, I kinda like your resolve to be out of the act of Governance, so can I see you in camera?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:25pm On Jan 29, 2016

MissEvey:
Eheheheh...
You are so delightful...
I truly admire your transparency, unlike our naughty and undecided president LogoDWhiz... I HONESTLY WOULDN'T HAVE AGREED TO YOUR PROPOSAL ANYWAYS, AS I AM NOT THE TYPE OF WOMAN TO SCATTER THE HOME OF ANOTHER WOMAN to BUILD HERS... but I was flattered tho....
Byeeeeee

come on, I know that definitely the capitalised is the result of my walking away not from any trouble because you are not one both at heart and in your outlook but honestly agreeing to join another woman to live under the same roof is no crime at all considering the end time prophecy of FEMININE GENDER OVERWHELMING THE MALE IN NUMBER which is obviously the case now around the world

Or you think the trending threat issued in ERITREA for a constitutional provision for Males to marry more than one wife is a joke? Although it has been debunked but the original idea behind it is a factual truth in terms of the females out weighing the males population-wise

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:02pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraiser:
hope u ar ready to bring 10 thousand yams, we no dey smile wit bride price for our family o

10,000 tubers of yams only? That's no problem at all for Fraih even deserves and worth much more to me anyway and I won't substitute her Worth with that but just to fulfill the family wants and desire being clamoured

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:49pm On Jan 29, 2016

gracile:
Thank you..
Was envisaging a sleep-less night but I think I've got an antidote, your comment! Thanks

The end point of commerce is customer's satisfaction, So I'm pleased with a perfect feedback response from you and I believe this would spur me to do more in trying to get you out of any form of unrest OK.

And I say thank you for making me know how you feel about my little assistance OK.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:41pm On Jan 29, 2016

MissEvey:
Oh yeah?? Hmmm. So how many divorces are we talking about? All four or just one?

Sweet damsel, let me not Play with your heart ok since I and LogoDWhiz had codedly sorted things out to free himself of any other temptation, And coupled with the fact that your heart is already tilted towards him because I heard you chat with SC31, so I have decided to let go of you but my attempt on you will forever remain in my heart.

*Saying 'I LOVE YOU' while turning and waving away to mean bye bye*

*Placing my semi folded fingers with the thumb and the first fingers forming a circle and blowing away a kiss thrice*

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:26pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraih:
Shammak, LogoDWhiz, Kbs468.... we have guys who need some clarity regarding their Name uploads in the house

Where are they? They could always give a mention to clear things up

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:24pm On Jan 29, 2016

obajemj:
can somebody enlightene me the use of jamb regularization print out!

The PRINT OUT you are referring to is as useless as the letter p in psychology soundwise

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:19pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraih:
Honestly, I never saw this coming. I have exhausted the words in my word bank
Indeed you can lock and unlock at will.

Oya Smile nauw, so that your facial Expression would be in unison with the smile in your heart for describing me as the key to it. Since I want to access it now.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:03pm On Jan 29, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!
After going a long time thinking this through! Considering so many factors in place!

I wouldn't want to be involved in a private battle with fellow citizens of Golden City. It won't be bad of me as the President, considering these wonderful girls also have suitors who are very much interested in them.

You can't blame me Evey for wanting 3 beautiful girls. I think I deserve to have a beautiful wife or have beautiful wives. Considering my status!

So, in view of so many things and then the constitution in view, I have decided to forgo of my ambition chasing Fraih and SC31 and I've decided to stick to you MissEvey!

*Kneels down on one knee*
Hand stretched forward with a ring there*

No time for long stories. All those sweet words can't compare to how sweet you are!

Will you be mine?

Hip Hip Huuuurrrrrayyyyyy

Now, one down as I have won on one side but failed on the other side relating to MissEvey, though not a failure yet because we have to hear from her first.

So Shammak is the one left to challenge me on the side of the Heavenly toned, Totally Tailored, Gorgeously glamorous, Sweet sexy, seductively scintillating show sure Miss Fraih.

I know what to do.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:38pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraih:
No, they are not flatters, I meant every word.

Trouble, and another round...I have missed a lot then.
I really would not want any more round of that for you, you know

And that settles it as to err is human and to forgive is divine, So I am also ready to renege my previous stance on divorce thereby setting me up for activating the provisional clause of refreshing my household all because of you.

In summary, I used to have 5 wives, but Pweedyuz has been divorced, so I'm now left with 4 with a resolution of laying more off all because of you.

But, There is one special friend to all but romantically and emotionally troublesome to me by name Spixytinxy, so, since I don't want any trouble for you too just like you don't want for me,

Just don't take whatever she said personal ok but an attack to keep and preserve what she sees as loving and precious close to herself- That's ME

Come to think of it, what do you have to say about my Nick Name -LADIES SPANNER?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:16pm On Jan 29, 2016

Rukkyola:
i garrit nw.So u ar d minister of information in dis Golden city.No wonder u seem 2 knw evry ansa 2 evry question.Weldone!

Thank you but you are not doing badly either. And I believe that pressy LogoDWhiz wouldn't kick against my nominating you for a Ministerial position too inspite of the ongoing romantic fracas between us as I believe that everything would be put to rest soon.

Chemistry right? let me see what will fit you Bést even if it demand replacing the Non-functioning Ministers as presently constituted

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2016

treshbanj:
Pls if I use my permanent house address which is in Abuja, will Abuja still appear on my list of state options? Am confused

Honestly since I wasn't mobilised for B15, and nothing much was said about this relative to the the choices made by present B15 corpers,

I would summed up my conclusion thus:

1. It shouldn't have reflected since Nysc criteria is posting someone away from his or her comfort zone, but it is not the case because the explicitly stated exception are your state of origin and state of location for graduation school

2. Considering the huge population of PCMs, I don't think the members of staff of Nysc in charge of posting would have time in analysing those details before deciding among your 3 choices

3. Those info and those of 2 next of kin are actually demanded for in case of Emergency only and nothing more.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2016

Rukkyola:
Hehehe...Me self don open page.

Next time, exercise your powers to the fullest because opening a page here in GOLDEN CITY automatically conferred on you the constitutional responsibility of a Governor as every page is a state and every first to comment is the Governor

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:30pm On Jan 29, 2016

gracile:
Alright I can do that, I just hope that it won't be too late tho
Heard they have a special system for doing that and it's in Abuja. We've re-fowarded our data,so tHey said we should wait till Sunday
Although some have already seen their names, guess its 'long legs'

Alright then and best of luck Dear as enlisting you on the error catalogue means that you have been captured among the stipulated Nysc quota given to your school, your name Can not be substituted with another OK.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:21pm On Jan 29, 2016

abutrekka:
I have a problem with my date of birth on my jamb result! Istead of April 6th 1992,am seeing April 3rd 1992. Should I be worried? Or can somebody Enlighten me.

You don't have any problem Bro except your year is amounting to above 30yrs of age as at the time of the school senate giving approval to your result

Just get ready to correct it in camp

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:16pm On Jan 29, 2016

Rukkyola:
yet 2 c d comprehensive list

OK let me do it this way, just read the below for an insight

I hope all is well with him though. The same thing it is to our petroleum Minister Harbioollah oo as well as my first wife Pweedyuz and her friend mjblinks.

Nothing from them yet including the Minister of Health Prettyjo, I Mean the list is endless. check out the below

Olasum-My wife

Spymate-Minister of Arts and culture

Ojeifo12-Presidential spokesperson

mistarsam-Agriculture and Natural Resources

ClassicTutor-Education Minister

Minister of planning and logistics-Agoro1

Minister of Justice-elegushichilling

Minister of Defence-Uchman46

Minister of sports-dammybravo

Minister of Science and Technology-Mikkyboy008

Minister of Inter-governmental Affairs-Omoalhajayezz

EFCC Chairman-LMAyedun

Senate Majority leader-Banks92

senator Kingsley3218
GiftUbani
kraspo
etc
And I hope that

Minister of land and Housing Development-arnomec

Minister of Foreign Affairs-Johndanny

Minister of Finance-Spanishmario

Senate President-greatestman

Deputy Senate President-Kuchikau have seen theirs and good to go.

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LogoDWhiz-president

Armynu-VP

dominion92-wife of VP and awaiting

Minister
Yanabasee-Minister of Internal Affairs

Sent4rina-Minister of works and Infrastructure

Minister of Health [State]-biotechshola {wishing you a safe and successful journey to and fro}

MissOyin-wife of Senator amodu and awaiting Minister

Shammak-awaiting Minister of Jokes and Laughter

DG RADIO, TELEVISION AND NOA-DTOBS

DG NAFDAC and my wife's dhupsy

DG SOG, Iya Ibeji and my wife-Spixytinxy

Mschubby-Business Mogul and my wife

Senator amodu-awaiting father

cc
Fraih
Rukkyola
justified19

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic-Kbs468

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:07pm On Jan 29, 2016

MissEvey:
Yeeepppaah!!! This guy yaff kill me oh!
What can an innocent lady say to all this...

But thinking of it, you see how men usually hip trouble on their heads oh... you see how he wants to carry overload because he saw three beautiful women...

I no say we too fine but you can't eat your cake and have it o... eyin girls, abi what do you say?
Cc:
SC31
Fraih

Yes one of the Beauty and Brains we have here in Golden City. I think I have no choice but to support you on this because he decided to bring to bare what we had privately and I kind of like the challenge now because it's becoming Every Man for himself now on private levels though and not in the constitutional Governance front.

Since Shammak too is trying to pull muscle over Fraih. SC31 have no much problem because she is already getting along with CROBBOY and her constitutional fada, senator amodu is willing to sanctioned the move.

*whispering* See it's me, you and LogoDWhiz in a special fray oo, so I am ready to provide jobs for the unemployed lawyers by sanctioning divorce in my household all because of you oo OK.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:45pm On Jan 29, 2016

Thank you too for your understanding but can you kindly remove the sun shade for me please huh

Thank you for doing that.
Now, sincerely it's not the first time I blushed over your first sentence but usually take it as flattery, Now that it is coming from you and me having a fair knowledge of your excellence and soundness, I would take advantage of it fullness in meaning and accept it rather than wave it away.

Finally, pls never let any of my 4 wives that includes Spixytinxy, mschubby, dhupsy and Olasum as well as LogoDWhiz and Shammak to hear this, because if they read the meaning I am reading into our conversation, then I am in for another round of trouble again oooo tongue

Fraih:
You sure have your way around with words. I salute you!
Now, I understand
Thank you.
Thanks again for being very explicit.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:17pm On Jan 29, 2016

Shammak:
I go sue you even if na to go carry Attorney General for A15..lol.. Fraih, my missing rib, just show face. Trust me, I would have done that then. Na God sabi as hn plan am.
Of course, I would challenge that authority, this is not Naija, this is the Golden City, a city which corruption detests so corruption can't be seen here.

However, that ministerial slot I take God beg you, no play with that, no gimme heart attack

Na God I take beg you

I always take the endings of posts and comments as Key, but let me hear from the below before passing my judgement with respect to the above.

cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
Yanabasee
Sent4rina
arnomec
Johndanny
biotechshola
MissOyin
Spixytinxy
Mschubby
DTOBS
amodu
greatestman
kuchikau
Banks92

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:05pm On Jan 29, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

I tot u are my friend!
See as u dey cast me!

I want both.

I was waiting for the perfect time to make the announcement!

MissEvey actually don't want me to announce this yet 'cos she is shy!
Me and MissEvey are rocking things!
Very soon, i will soon be a father.

I wanted it to be double blessing/announcement.

Don't worry, when things finalise with Fraih, i'll announce to the house.

As regards SC31, i'm only trying my luck. She's too beautiful to be ignored or forgotten!

Good afternoon everyone!

Chai you don turn to PMB that disobey court orders Baà? look the court would treat your case like that of Nyisem Wike ooo to prove to the world that the Judicial arm is still a force to reckon with

Spixytinxy, DTOBS and senator amodu, you guys are the most critical of me and my polygamous nature, now what would you say about this grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2016

gracile:
Please anyone in the house who is experiencing problems with what they called error list? My school just uploaded theirs yesterday and others have been seeing their names...
No records on mine yet cos they said our names are on errors list meanwhile, I cleared my papers, very sure of that. So what could be the problem?who else is in my shoes?

Well, I am not from your school but kindly visit them between Monday and Friday next week as that is the official window for correction of errors.

why I said you should go again is because if it is the errors associated with names, you would normally see your name

But if it were errors related to your matric number or Jamb number, then you will not see your name on the approved list.

eg. Usually, The alphabets in Jamb numbers are in capital letters, so if a number ending with FL was mistakenly entered as FI, then the above reasoning applies

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2016

Rukkyola:
Lol! Am nt very familiar with d officials here am still new here

let me copy you and justified19 the comprehensive list. so check your mentions now OK

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:38pm On Jan 29, 2016

greatestman:
Thank you, it is well but the issue is it from your school or just individual problem?

It's the school but would be resolved tonight

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:33pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraih:
Ooops! I have always feared smart guys, They could clutter things and you would never suspect. You should mean no harm

I can see you Love adventures too
You got it wrong oo. I have Ibukun Ola.
So its Bukola to ni Ibukun Ola.

Very good and I am pleased you understood me perfectly well now but one of the limitations evidently posed by this kind of forum is again on display here because

Your own meaning to my 'Bukola ti o ni Ibukun' was based on your own interpretation of what you read but the below would clear me of any crime I believe

1. Try, Read it again and pronounce internally or vocally the 'o' with a rising tonation

2. Since we can't see physically, My 'I meant no harm, I had never meant any harm and I would never Mean any harm' suggest for now to mean 'Wordly harm'

3.Thus, Reverse your reading my 'o' with a falling tonation.

4. So the meaning you gave is dead on arrival. Again this sentence is not intended to cause you any harm but to put your intelligence to test in my own way now because I have figured how sound you are.

5. How I wish I could say it to your hearing right now and not to your sighting for a read 'Bukola ti o ni Ibukun'

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:04pm On Jan 29, 2016

treshbanj:
bros pls answer me nah

Sorry did I miss anything important you cared to know about? please repeat it and copy me. As in type

cc
Kbs468

After your comment. Thanks

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:59pm On Jan 29, 2016

Greycious:
For those I mentioned, if u are online, text me ur name, matric and dept now so I can check for u b4 I leave GK
09021061449

Keep up the good work with your kind heart. Remember I promise to meet your wish as part of rejoicing with your getting mobilized and certainly that prophecy is coming to pass I believe

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:54pm On Jan 29, 2016

greatestman:
Amodu
You make a wonderful prayer for me this morning
Finally my name successfully uploaded.....
Wasn't easy....

Congratulations Senate president and I am happy for your plane taking off b4 my.
Looking forward to joining you guys soon.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2016

Fraih:
Did someone mentioned Fraih? And twice?
What I do?

Nothing really Beautiful and I believe you are also intellectually beautiful as your physical and inner outlook are, so kindly check your mentions now and figure out where I am heading to OK.

I meant no harm, I had never meant any and would never mean any harm ok.

Bukola ti o ni ibukun Ola.I hope I guess that right?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:41pm On Jan 29, 2016

amodu:
Indeed an encyclopedia
I am dumbfounded

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2016

gearcoin:
Thanks guy !
But what of if that person do not want to go service. As in , he want to collect his exemption letter?

Service is compulsory for ALL THAT ARE LESS THAN 30 YRS OF AGE relative to the indicated date of graduation and exemption letter is provided for those who are older than the above as well as for part time graduates whether above 30 or not.

So, EVERYONE SHORTLISTED or mobilised would undergo the same process of REGISTRATION ON-LINE between Feb 8TH-28TH

And the processes of posting and preparation of exemption letters would then set in after Feb 28th via access to the info available on the Jamb data base through the jamb number provided

#3000 too should be paid for online access to the exemption letter, else one would get it in school

so, whether 'No Admission offered yet' is seen, for the fact that you saw that means Jamb recognizes you and the school that submitted your name would be used to prepare your exemption letter else you would have seen the JAMB NUMBER DOES NOT EXIST.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:49pm On Jan 29, 2016

Shammak:
I will sue you last last, honestly speaking *in Falz's voice

Lol. You want to sue Attorney General again? But you never told us your agenda towards Fraih na? Even while reigning as Mr A16 that offers you the best opportunity na?

OK let me leave her to sort things out herself and by the way, would you like to challenge the Authority that made you? while still remembering that you have been blessed for a ministerial shot too?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:53am On Jan 29, 2016

Alhassanu:
Istikhara will be my way out. In sha Allah

Are you really serious about OYO?

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