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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:20pm On Jan 30, 2016
spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, don't wori I wld b available soon, thinking of divorcing promiscuous kbs
Because I called myself promiscuous, so you bought the idea, I don't do illegal runs which you know of. Shey na justified19 you dey, and him don warn you because singles and ready to mingle dey boku for our Republic, so why him go go after iya Ibeji temi ti ko si omiràn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:07pm On Jan 30, 2016
DTOBS:
congrats ooooooooooo
Thanks DG
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:06pm On Jan 30, 2016
prinzey:
is it same white background passport we are taking to camp?
Yes to be safe because the same White background passports would be required for upload during our final passing out parade for A16 service Year
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:04pm On Jan 30, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Ahh! That's seriouss!
Hope they'll still upload names sha?
Finally finally, It has been sighted ooo. Midnight things
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:58pm On Jan 30, 2016
MissEvey:
Thank you everyone, you all have be so helpful. I hope the school didn't remove her name tho. I have relayed your suggestions to her.
Cc:
KBS468
LogoDWhiz
Crobboy
DTOBS
MissOyin
She should just keep checking b4 Monday when she could complain in school because my school uploaded last night and I saw mine earlier today as the only one from my department, only for it to disappear about 1hr later, by then, one of my coursemate's name was then seen which was not there b4.

But as I type this, Both of us, our names have appeared again together while others are still waiting
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
kbemanuel:
@kbs468.... can u pls check dis name....surmane:RAIMI,year of admission. 2008/2009
Moshood abiola polythecnic...tanks
Sorry Man. I was busy with my own alumnus and alumna earlier oo as my school finally set us free because we openly threatened prison break oo.

By the way, No record was found for him or her and only a few of those With 2008/2009 admission year were listed, still with some having matric number in use cases.

He or she can still contact school since a week grace has been given for all schools now b4 online registration commence from Feb 8th to 28th
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:34am On Jan 30, 2016
Austy2011:
Good morning Great citizens of Golden City.

I need help with these questions...

I have a scanner, thumb print machine and system with
internet facility. Can I do the online registration myself
without going to the cyber? Do I Need any special training
or certification by NYSC before I can start the online
registration by myself? Pls react thoroughly. Thanks
No special training as far as you can do with Nysc provision about the Fingerprint scanner module and model as well as the modus oparandus

Just check out the website and follow what is required for the operation and workability of the scanner

But if you are not sure then just go near by cafe that are used to doing it b4
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:19am On Jan 30, 2016
amodu:
Imagine, so you could replace but couldn't for my wife.
That is why Governance is a continuous process as changes could be effected on policies at any given time in the long run
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:01am On Jan 30, 2016
eaglevision:
Reallly? Though u've confirm ur details on the portal na,which sch is that?
Not even submitted yet because of SSANU STRIKE AND NOW STATE WORKERS STRIKE
NASARAWA among others
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:55am On Jan 30, 2016
MissOyin:
Pls oo does Ondo and kwara state pay state allawee because itz lyk all d state I wanna pick does nt pay oo

Cc
Ademasta
Kbs468
LogoDWhiz et al
They don't pay anything and even those paying b4 might stop henceforth because of economic meltdown presently since most can't even pay state civil servants
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:51am On Jan 30, 2016
spixytinxy:
ehn ehn. Iyen Emi naa. So am troublesome abi, ba wahala
But why do you always read my mind out of context nauw? where you put romantically and emotionally? Because my definition of trouble as is applicable to Golden City is not troublesome as a single word but MUST get d 2 attachments above *smile*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:44am On Jan 30, 2016
MissEvey:
Good morning fam. Please I have a question. Is it possible for someone who saw her name on the NYSC Portal to check again and not find her name there?
My course mate who once saw her name on the portal said she can't find her name there anymore, can anything be done about it seeing that today is the deadline for uploading?

Cc:
Kbs468
LogoDWhiz
Crobboy et al
No cause for alarm as sometimes that is how their site behaves and if there is no changes till the registration period, then she could access these numbers as it applies to her


18. Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:

i. North Central - 08092142614

ii. North East - 08102790538

iii. North West - 08092142661

iv. South East - 09038034460

v. South West - 07019190810

vi. South South - 08092142616
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:39am On Jan 30, 2016
Fraiser:
baba na u ooo, e b lyk say i go recommend u for african short fictional story award
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:36am On Jan 30, 2016
MissOyin:
Good Morning eyin temi, se night yin dun?
Am seeing things ooo Cc LogoDWhiz CROBBOY Oyehomie Kbs468
Night mi dun gan as you can see what I dreamt about Rukkyola abi?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:32am On Jan 30, 2016
deb26:
we are close to 44 persons from the same department....only 10 persons are going from my department and they are mostly our senior colleagues....well its all good!
Well, respite is here for you as you can all team up and go to him because of the below on Nysc twitter handle. just beg him, even if it is not all of you but a few so as not to discourage him again

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
**As a tried going towards him,he kept distancing himself from me,repeating those harsh words 'I hate you'.With tears rolling down my cheeks, i yelled 'but y do u hate me so much,I love u'**
hehehe...dah was just a dream o b4 ur iya ibeji,mschubby,ur other wives and their rivals comes 2 attack me,thinking it was real.I can't fit fight o.
I also dreamt after overcoming the gruelling pain b4 I could sleep and here is how I dreamt too

*I stopped momentarily, then said 'I hate you but like your actions and statement like kilode'*

*Already turned looking in her direction, moved towards her, placed my right hand on her cheeks, wiping out the tears on them while holding my nose with the left hand and saying*

'Yes my actions, including saying 'I hate you' was deliberate because, ever since I sighted my eyes on you, I couldn't hold it but to investigate if you felt same for me when you ended a statement of yours with 'Weldone!' since I am not ready for the usual making moves while you keep dodging intended to be like those 'Boju boju oo, ooo! Se kin sî, mai sî' kids like kind of playful pleasure.

I never really meant those negative words since our GOLDEN CITY forbids them even. I am sorry please'

*After saying the concluding part of her comment above, I then immediately relate it with the below picture while re-assuring her that that is how it would play out between them for they would be scared of her for her biting action which Ofcourse has played out well for us. Hence we are safe'

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:35am On Jan 30, 2016
eaglevision:
Saw this on NYSC twitter handle just now,guess they've extended the deadline for checking of names on their portal------"@nysc_ng: @ModupeoluwaB Pls be patient till 1st Feb. Because not all schools have uploaded their Senate lists.1/2"
Yes because of my school too.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:31am On Jan 30, 2016
DTOBS:
Good morning fellow PCMsgrin...
Am happy for all of us that have confirmed our names on the NYSC portal. And for those that Are yet to see theirs,I pray for eleventh hour miracle for you all in Jesus name.....



Kbs468, how far now?shey u don see ur name?




March ti gbe wa oooooooo
Can you believe it? NASARAWA State workers on strike. Rest at home call for everyone, So school had to renege on it's promise of pasting names yesterday evening.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:29am On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
and after hearing all dat he had 2 say with his eyes remained without blinking.I had no choice buh 2 bite his nose.And there he goes screaming around while i just stood watching him
*yes I watched her bit my nose because I like ladies that dares alot since it's a perfect description of the pool of confidence in them and would serve as very good managers in all fronts*

*gently getting up to go to the near by pharmacy for first Aid*

*seductively gazing at her while holding my nose saying the below*

I like what you did to me but hate you

*while walking into the pharmacy, she immediately ran after me since she is also a chemist by profession*

I know you are already asleep by this hour, so dream about this Nose biting experience of yours OK. Good night and dream of what transpired at the pharmacy too OK.

I am sure this tale would be a hit back to back in one of those Nairaland's thread talking about one sharing his or her date and what was experienced
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:59am On Jan 30, 2016
deb26:
My school has approved our results but it happened today (friday), the man said it is late that we should wait till next batch...is it late to upload on the nysc portal? or is he just being lazy? pls tell me because I really want to go for this batch a 2016
Sorry about that, though he could had exploited the January 31st deadline clause going by his actions but the deadline expires not until 12:00 am.

I Mean it's just an act of laziness on his part.

BTW,
1. How many really are you in number that he had to turned you down

2. Or did he eventually collected, received or showed you the approved list?

3. Before the Senate approval, were you all hanging around eavesdropping? how did you know? I Mean what I am trying to say is that the Man could be right after all, by not attending to what he wasn't prepared for.

I Mean since he didn't have the list all these while to plan and strategise on how to go about the uploading
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:35am On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
*smiling* oya c me o
Sorry I had to go away the other time all because of what you detest seriously-I mean the act of Governance as my official responsibility and that explains why LogoDWhiz had the chance to say he too wants to see you but I know that he is only playing around you for me.

Now listen

*knowing fully well that she is expecting probably all the sweet sweet words but in an attempt to take her off-guard, I now make the below words to see how she would react *

*waited for seconds*

*Looking into her cute pretty eyes complemented by a perfect shape, nice succulent lips slightly below her sweet sexy looking nose*

*paused and then voiced out the below*

I hate you

*remained still without blinking my eyes*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:01am On Jan 30, 2016
Rukkyola:
hehehe...thanks 4 d advice.shebi i can as well dedicate it 2 myself
sure why not and I would be pleased with that as that would mean alot to me sha even without you mentioning me as I take this your question to mean the code for decoding the eventual coded codes you would codedly be coding with your dedication
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:54pm On Jan 29, 2016
Fraiser:
Pls o fellow citizen of golden city i won ask one question... Shey dem no fit impeach d president of dis city ni or is dia any law against coup detat.. I no get any tin against our humble president o bur I just dey ambitious, me sef won taste power. Pls I need una candid opinion on how to go about dis. Btw I no won make pressy know say i get plans againt am o, na secret
May be you can go through the below for additional Idea.

The presidential title actually came into being by the virtue of ....Whizzy emerging as the thread creator........since you don't want him to know....

so cannot and will never be removed in line with the constitutional provision

but come oo, which kind in-Law to be b dis na? abi you don go sell the 10,000 tubers of yam wey I provided as requested over my likeness for your twin sister Fraih come see how money come wan dey greedy?

How you wan come stain me like this Na? wey I just dey try push you for a Ministerial seat? How him want take dey look me now? Abi na your own method of denying my union with Fraih after eating my 10,000 tubers of yam?

No it can't be because d thought of becoming a Federal Minister would even stop you from thinking about that.

So my piece of advice is for you to stop being greedy and obey the rules of engagement here in Golden City

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:27pm On Jan 29, 2016
SexySapphire:
Yeah, I tried doing that but it's still too much cos the last page where I was actually stable should be about 726 or so. From what I've been able to read so far, nothing much went down today so it's cool.
I had a fab day, thank you.
Actually nothing as you rightly summed up, just one or two testimonies, fewer questions and answers provided and the rest is just fun fun fun and fun sha but most are practical truth of reality Anyway as you know what jokes entails nauw
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:18pm On Jan 29, 2016
Rukkyola:
i shall quickly modify by clearing any of my post dah accidentally fall 2 b d ist on any page.i dey fear politics o.
No. No need for that because going by the theme of our constitution that states and I quote 'Everything out there can be found here but not all things here can be seen out there'

Meaning, only the senatorial positions can be gotten through election and politicking but Ministerial and Governorship positions have nothing to do with elections, which is your fear, hence you are safe.

You could even decide not to make any political statement and just dedicate it to anyone including myself, that would be nice or don't you think so?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2016
Sent4rina:
I need a new wife as i don wait tire.
BTW d song na "no woman no crime"
OK thanks. You see my claim of not being a music fan coming to the fore again?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:56pm On Jan 29, 2016
SexySapphire:
Good evening house. Been trying to play catch up and see all that went down while I was out, but I can't just finish all, too many pages gone. How y'all doing tonight? Hope you all are having a great time?
Absolutely we are sexy. Just try your best and leave the rest. But sometimes if the pages are too many, you can always skip a page and go for the next b4 stabilizing again as some of what you missed might be quoted in other pages

Hope you had a great day too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
johndanny:
oh! just a few minutes of my departure Golden City has turned to a love zone...na wah o

This our Executives sef una too like women
Hahahaha Hon Minister, what you went for in overseas is actually here amongst us boku

your case na like Wetin you go find for sokoto dey for your Sokoto
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:39pm On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Cc: Kbs468
OK since Fraiser's twin sister-Fraih isn't a Minister yet, may be in future and he being an in-Law in the making, I would consider a befitting Ministerial position for him.

shey he is a project manager right?

BTW, having a link with a twin as a Minister, a wife and twins as kids courtesy Spixytinxy is not a bad idea
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:27pm On Jan 29, 2016
MissEvey:
Men will always be men sha...
You have made a good point but what ever anyone tells you, always remember the yoruba proverb "Orisa je n pe meji obinrin o de nu"... cheesy
Ofcourse that is principally human nature because EVERY HUMAN IS POTENTIALLY SELFISH ONE WAY OR THE OTHER and I want to let you know that same or similar tendency applies to Males too as I use the same Yoruba proverb that says 'Ole lo mô atélésé Ole lori àpàtà' even though it was first used here by senator amodu

Which in Simple terms means that, I am a Man, so I should know more about males, thus, At the teenhood of any romantic relationship, A man will always say heaven and earth, at the adulthood and the post marriage period of the relationship, the same mouth would make same, similar or even more convincing words to another woman leading to a permanent import into the home, or keep it away permanently.

Which explains the practical application of my words always as and I quote 'MEN ARE NATURALLY WIRED TO REACT TO WHAT WE SEE WHILE WOMEN ARE WIRED TO REACT TO WHAT THEY HEAR', A thinking that usually make love Doctors and Theorists to put the number one antidote for a crisis to be COMMUNICATION

*whispering* I seem to be talking alone, talk to me now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:54pm On Jan 29, 2016
Sent4rina:
Nawa o! U dis guys jux dey acquire assets ( fine fine ladies) 4 una'selves ehn.

Presy sef no wan gree, he sha dey do try nd error 4 dos gals wey present in here (na so corruption dey take state o; i jux wan tell u say we dey watch u with our 8D goggle o..

Even pesin (i no go mention name) wey don get five(5) woman b4 stil dey struggle to get more (like say dem dey take wife collect money 4 CBN).

Floor members sef dey try dia luck (i no go blame una, wen d executive dey use torch dey pursue gals up and down, wetin i expect citizen dey do). Make una sha take am easy, na my advice be dat.

But wait o...
If we no go lie 4 awa'selve; dis awa ladies carry o. Dem jux dey show 1 by 1 with dia beautiful beautiful face wey be say na only Dead-man no go look dem twice if nt forever sef.

Anyway, me sef no mind o. I need 1 fine beautiful okpeke, i mean, otutupoyoyo wey go follow me go camp (Enugu)..

I dey use dis medium dey pronounce my interest 4 here and i go dey look out my window for d 1st luck LADY wey go show interest..

From:
The office of Minister of works and infrastructure.


To:
The Mr presdent (logodwhiz)

Anttorny general (kbs468)

Hon. Amodu

DG DTOBS
Well, I'm only responding to what you mentioned me for ni ooo.

You no lie at all about our Golden City's Golden Girls as the line of a song that reads 'NO WOMAN NO CRY' doesn't apply here at all.

But I phoned your mjblinks and her friend, my ex-wife, they didn't pick my call, may be they are both angry with me. Any idea about them?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:46pm On Jan 29, 2016
Bollybright:
tnk God FPB has uploaded their list
congratulations

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