₦airaland Forum

Millenniumlady:
Don't ever try this rubbish again. I've warned you

Sorry.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Judging from the man face, you can tell he's from the brown roof republic of Afonja skull mining descendants.

But the woman make sense Sha. She dey fleshy. she go sweet to smash

The woman na Igbo amaka

IntrovertedGuru:
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Kaji buro ubanka! Very Hilarious!

spafu:
Another Skull miner on the loose. Olori buruku.

Oponu, flatinooooo!

Khed:
It is official, President Donald Trump is the laughing stock of the world. Or at least the world leaders who are attending Tuesday’s UN General Assembly.
Tuesday morning, as Trump attempted to pat himself on the back during his opening speech, he had the gall to say he has “accomplished almost more than any administration”. And in the words of Maury Povich, “The lie detector test determined that was a lie.”

It was that comment that sent laughter throughout the assembly and caused the dotard-in-chief to pause his speech.

As the crowd laughed, Trump replied, “I didn’t expect that reaction, but that’s ok.”
Well technically it isn’t ok. When you’re the so-called leader of a country, and you can easily lie about your administration because of your delusions, and a whole room knows you’re lying, it’s never ok. But this is the man our country is stuck with.

As the world laughs at Trump, the people of the U.S. will continue to suffer under his god-awful leadership. And that is no laughing matter.

https://www.essence.com/amp/news/politics/un-general-assembly-laughs-at-donald-trump/

Come to Nigeria and see what real bad leadership looks like. You will hurriedly shut up.

spafu:
The only pained person here is the useless Afonja who quoted me. Senseless Mbati mbati.

Abiku! That's why y'all will remain slaves to the other two tribes.

spafu:
Deal withbThiefnubu and all his animalistic supporters.

Pained. Your bitterness will not help you

jumpandpas:
How can Afonja allow a man with mouth odour to be governing them since 1999.


Tinubu is a criminal.


Cc Immhotep Lzza

That's why your tribe no get any particular leader! Very rudderless!

Kingosytex:
Ambode's continual begging of tiffnubu is making the old man's head swell, ambode should stop making the evil man seem like a super human, he should fight the old man, its better to die will fighting than to be buried alive

He will lose

pweshdodo:
Why?

Abeg if you must go,let it be after buhari don win o! If not your life no get guarantee for north o

Johnnyessence:
SRJ and APC thugs attack Alahji fatai Diekola on his way to morning star hospital for his medical Check up .the picture above shows the detail of those that launch the unlawful attack on him lead by ASIRI ENIBA And other state boys.

Dem for just kill am nau

pweshdodo:

That poor man shouldn't have picked up a contest again..people curse him everyday still he doesn't care.i wonder how he copes with such insults...i dont like his either but i love his tribe,they are beautiful and caring...buhari should invest with what he has right now because he is going to loose ...


Pls is sokoto good for me to study veterinary medicine?

You wan die?

mrp0806:
Am just tired of Apc and buhari..

Everyone is tired of them, I tell you! Let them shift make Nigeria move forward jare!

geek4k:
Irony of Life in Nigeria

Rich man marries, and have 4 children.

Poor man marries, and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.

The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you #4,000, bags of rice at rallies, and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!!!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense.

You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the #4,000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet.

He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes.

For, he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought for you.

You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the #4,000 and bag of rice that you took.

You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.

He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.

He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them.

They tell him what to do.

By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die.

You protest, you die.

You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.

He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.

She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward.

You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.

The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars.

You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church.

You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies.

Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy.

Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT)?

1) The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;

But the Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business!!!

2) The hilarious part is:

The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the Political Thief to rob you.

3) The most ironic one:

Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief; while the Police will look after and protect the Political Thief!!!

That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!

And, we blindly say we are not blind!

It may not make sense to many but just read and be wise.

Its election period again........


Lalasticlala

A master piece for Nigerians.

MosChino772:
A 75yrs old man diagnosed as wadada, has been nabbed for allegedly defiling a 7yrs old girl in akute odo, lagos.
It become amassed that the incident came about, the day before today, at the akute odo corridor, contrary the baale’s residence.
Consistent with the residents of the location, that wasn’t the primary time the sachet water supplier might be defiling underage girls and the lagos nation government hasn’t taken any concrete movement against him, in spite of multiple reviews.
The modern sufferer is a daughter of a single mom and it’s in all likelihood she won’t be getting justice too, because the alleged rapist remains taking walks round freely in the community.
http://talkmore.com.ng/75yrs-old-man-in-akute-odo-lagos-walking-freely-after-defiling-a-7yrs-old-girl-photo/

Find someone with better English to help you write na!

fallout87:
APC is raping democracy and you are enjoying it because it's the party paying you?

Some of you people deserve the crappy life you have. You deserve to suffer the way you have because you are indefensibly ignorant.


What is the point of democracy in a country when a party was allowed to come to power through fair elections but now won't concede power after the people have spoken?

So that was fair election? You are part of Nigeria problem

hisexcellency34:
With all the results of the 30 local governments in Osun announced, what is holding INEC back from announcing the winner of the election?

APC won in Ekiti and it was promptly announced. What's keeping that of Osun?

Inec don fail buhari that's why!

Chascop:
My last response to you.
Go find a job for yourself, get a life and be a permanent good citizen of your dear country Nigeria.
Happy Sunday

You that spent 5 hours of the night daydreaming about osun election and me that is calm here, who really need to review his life if not you!

Chascop:
My last response to you.
Go find a job for yourself, get a life and be a permanent good citizen of your dear country Nigeria.
Happy Sunday

You that spent 5 hours daydreaming about osun election and me that is calm here, who really need to review his life if not you!

Chascop:
This shows how irresponsible you are.

This shows how retarded you are.

Chascop:
Please can someone tell me the state of things in Osun. I've tried to stream channels TV online but I'm seeing nothing. I've been refreshing Nairaland over and over again but I'm seeing different results. It has even taken away my sleep , been awake since 1am and now this is almost 5am.
Please someone should say something. Haba

Get hypertension and kill yourself over loot wey no go reach you.

Oluwakaysblog55:
There is an uproar in the state of osun state due to INEC trying to declare inconclusive result. Davido Adeleke who is a public figure and living music icon has come for INEC.
He has being in Osun State through out the whole electioneering period, supporting his uncle, the PDP candidate.
http://www.oluwakaysblog.com/single.php?id=131#

Who is this hogwash of an op crying like a child who lost his cookies!! If you don't have sense shut down your brain na

Oluwakaysblog55:
There is an uproar in the state of osun state due to INEC trying to declare inconclusive result. Davido Adeleke who is a public figure and living music icon has come for INEC.
He has being in Osun State through out the whole electioneering period, supporting his uncle, the PDP candidate.
http://www.oluwakaysblog.com/single.php?id=131#

Who is this hogwash of an op crying like a child who lost his cookies!! If you don't have sense shut your brain na

This is how APC will be rejected in 2019. For those Mofos shouting APC up and down I am sorry for your high hopes.

MarysMeaI:
my guy kwara is not a yeroba land naa
besides they're not apc

He is not well schooled, he is just blabbing like a little child who lack suddicient comprehension.

danduchi:
I think Davido is more matured and caring to his family than Wizkid...

Davido was born into money,wizkid na oju ko ri ola ri na!

correctbae:
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This one na tart now!

adem30:
You are actually one of their target, so gullible.

Dunderhead.

Haywhymido:
I just received it too. It might even be sdp fanatics. Whether it is PDP or SDP, They can only fool the gullible ones

Are the allegations not true? Of course they are!

olaleks007:
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this one na car??

Tedpgrass:
Thanks for the information

I find it very strange with all the available news that people still fall for such long tales..

For those genuine victims, my heart goes out to them and pray they find healing and realise their El Dorado is within not on some foreign shores!!!

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The problem is menial job that pays better than their counterparts here in Nigeria really do exist overseas. So sad that with the ridiculous population of unemployed Nigerians ll continue to flock abroad for greener pasture except the country provide enabling environment for the masses

faaz24:
Kwara state is underdeveloped, those at the helm of its affairs are not bn held accountable.

Bukola Saraki and his kleptocratic gang must be sent parking for the state to move forward.

Kwara must change hands..

Meanwhile...
If you like yourself just seek admission elsewhere... ABU, BUK, the tuition fee is reasonable.
Saraki and his gang are afraid that if the children of the poor are educated, their dominance will cease.

World class my ass!