₦airaland Forum

Nonsense and vagina people

Draslo:
Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?

He doesn't even know how to lie

Lol, everyone knows this is pure lies, stop deluding yourself.

Cool reply sha without insult unlike that yoruba prodigal son FFK

angelfallz:
This does not make any sense. the ladies in their 30s, weren't they in their 20s before? From your comment, ladies in their 20s are very very impure, but when such ladies get to their 30s they become less impure?

I meant only pure ladies in their 30s

ikillbrokegirls:
Elaborate.

Chaste ladies in their 30s

Kondomatic:
The ladies in their 30s were once in their 20s so WTF are you saying bro? Are you high?

Chaste ladies in their 30

pocohantas:
Like the ladies in their 30s were never in their 20s. They jumped from 0 to 37. Who wan damage go damage.

I mean chaste ladies in their 30s

Christians and sex

Lovethaa:
Have been friends with a babe at my workplace and from her frequent visit to my office plus the way she calls me to check on me . you could easily tell that she likes me .

One thing led to another and we ended up kissing , after the kiss I told her to tell me about her past relationships plus her sexual life .

She opened up to me that she was introduced to sex at 8years old by one neighbor uncle ,
she told me how the uncle take her to his room and ask her to play with his Prick and sometimes would make her suck it ,she claim she couldn't tell her mom because she will beat her mercilessly

She said she officially started having sex at 10 ,she disclosed that she had done 4 abortions so far although the abortions were for the same guy . mind you she is just 24 years old

She claimed she's telling me all this because she loves me and wants to be honest with me .

But hearing all that I was weak.. this babe is from a wealthy family , she travels to yankee like someone going to a neighboring state plus she is an MSC Holder , unknown to her I have decided that I would marry her because she's educated and wealthy family is like a bonus but now she actually disgust me and I wish she didn't tell me all that ..

Omo guys let's be wise .. ladies are doing shit behind forget all that pretty gentle face.. if I was to judge with the face I could have bet with my life that this babe was a virgin or atleast not that experienced in sex ...



I'm just lost for words , wish I could unhear everything

That's why I laugh when people insult older ladies, most ladies in their 30s are far purer than the so called Ladies in early 20s who have been damaged beyond repair

hammerDK:
EVERY TIME UMAHI WILL BE SHINING DIRTY TEETH.


WEN U SEE COMMITED FULANI SLAVES, THIS IS HOW IDIOTIC THEY LOOK.



IT IS ALL FUN AND GAMES, UNTIL IT AFFECTS THEM DIRECTLY.



SOON THEIR WILL BE TEARS IN UMAHI HOUSE HOLD.

Umahi isn't your problem, the stupid Drunkard governor Obiano is

Good. Umahi we love you, please come and develop Nigeria

Anything for peace is welcomed by we fulanis

Deathisfree:
Hi Nairalanders
This is really disturbing me right now,I just wedded about 2 months ago
My mother in-law first visit was 2 weeks ago, I purposely left the house before she came because I was not really bucks up
Suddenly she came this morning around 7:30 am without a pre notice. She didn’t tell my wife nor call any of us to let us know she’s coming.

She stays about 35 mins drive to my house,my parents stays about 5mins drive to my house and they can not try such and perhaps. They are too busy for all that nonsense

I’m in my room right now alone here on Nairaland seeking for advice on what to do before I do wrong. I am planning to tell my wife when her mother is gone and warm her never to let such happen again.

Fvck her

Ugandatales:
No. We never had sex.

Wao, how where you able to do after staying with a woman in a room?

Ugandatales:
Lol! I remember when I was doing my NYSC in Anambra, I had this female friend...we were serving as teachers in the same school. The school had accommodation in the school premisses, and her room was not far from mine. She would come over early in the morning, my roommate would let her in, and she would watch me sleep till I woke up. We would go everywhere together.

When the batch B left and there were empty rooms, we decided to live together in a two bedroom apartment in the same school premisses. Men! Come and see fight. I can't count how many times I packed out of my room and went back to live with my friend. Lol!

You don't really know someone till you have lived with that person.

You fought bc u started having sex with her, that is just it

pocohantas:
“Best friends” for a decade.

Married for few weeks.

Reminds me of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. What changes?

They became more serious with life

prinxel:
Good day all,
I'm in a terrible state of dilemma right now and please I need your advice.
This girl and I have been dating for almost 2 years now, we were working together in thesame office here in Abuja, and later she quits the job and started working with a media company which also she has quitted few months ago.
She's in her late 30s and I'm in my 32, she so much loves me more than I do toward her, she has sacrificed a lot to our relationship to make it work financially and otherwise.
For three occasions she has continually brought up the issue of marriage, the truth is that, I love her, and she's a good person, a God fearing woman, but I'm not ready for such responsibility now, I don't have good job, she doesn't work, my family is not financially buoyant neither do hers. I tried to explain severally to her of my situations but still she believes things will fall in place once we get married. Surprisedly about a week ago, she told me she's pregnant... I was a minute lifeless when she said that, I thought she was playing a prank on me until I saw the result. I've convinced her with several actions for her not to keep the baby yet she's insisting. I can't watch my unborn child go through these agony, I wanted a better life for my children. Now she has told some of her families about the pregnancy, she has moved over to my house, threatening wether I like it or not l, that she is going to give birth to the baby in my house. These whole thing is ruining my life, I can't just watch this drama happening. Please your advise is needed...

50 naira condom would have solved this

Kriss216:
Olosho banker don see your account balance dey form nice girl for you.



She would prefer a public place on whose pocket? You don't need a prophet to ascertain she's a gold digger.

No mind the hoes, same thing when I met one gal and she suggested we meet in one eatery so she can eat food worth 10k,i declined it

Ladumaa:
Sorry guys, I should've posted this in religion section ..no wonder all these insults..

No matter where you post it the insults are still valid

XXXXTENTACION:
I swear stupid people everywhere.

Not just stupid but mentally retardèd subhumans. What nonsense

Ladumaa:
I love her so much and I wanna marry her..
But my only offence right now is that i went against the rules of my Church and slept with her..
According to them,( my church people) if you sleep with someone before marrying the person its an unforgivable offence by God and the marriage will not last.. They say I should find someone else I haven't slept with to marry

Pls i want to know Gods stand on this, and i sincerely wanna do the right thing.
is this true?.no insults pls

Go and take several seats. Nonsense
Wish they do it to your sister. Stupid boy

pretydiva:
He don turn motivational speaker

Jealous evening newspaper, marry your own husband first

pocohantas:
Leave am. When marriage sweet, na to dey do marriage counseling. If e crash, e go turn philosopher or red piller.

I wish they the best.

The mods are so mischievous. Why add “newly married”?

Lol, evening newspapers are plain jealous. Lmao

Isaactroy:
Well, i pity whoever that still believe in love,
I've already deleted marriage from my agenda since when i was 25, women will offend you and still make it look like you are the one at fault.

I don't tolerate such

Juliusmalema:
Land dispute between two communities is now domination of affairs.

Is he the first person to write petition against Judges in Nigeria.

This is over generalisation and out of context.

, the overrated shithole erosion land of the sadyeast Anambra struggling over a worthless erosion land, wonderful

Lol, the overrated shithole erosion land of the sadyeast Anambra struggling over a worthless erosion land, wonderful