illicit:
So

What even gives this one the right to criticize people


Is there any Nigerian politician that has sense

U and the policemen, what's d difference?

U all oppress the masses, u stole money weyrey

If your govt had done well, will the girl want to work on a drug farm

Abd you believed that stupid drug farms story. You're brain dead boi

Both

colorsofrainbow:
...and one Baba is 69.
Make I no talk before d dogs he pays one one kobo will come for my head

He's deceiving himself, I mean Tinubu

Useless children of hate doing what they know how best

Bigshoe2028:


If u are not fat I will cheat on u , fatty woman are the Gods gift to humanity

Keep deceiving yourself fat gal
Good you want to console yourself

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
It is now obvious
That the people of river state are Bini children

Boys don dey wise.....

Wake up, bini is miles away from rivers with many other tribes in-between

EmekaBlue:
Let me make this very brief and please pardon my grammatical blunders.

I live at the back of a self contained apartment in a fenced compound with my landlord at the main house. So I usually go play early morning football with friends at a nearby pitch on Saturdays but lastnight i went to club and I'm having a hangover this morning so i couldn't go for soccer, I was just in my room trying to fight the headache and all. My landlord's young beautiful fiancee a lady of about 28years most times spend the weekend at her fiance that is my landlord's house and she knows i normally comeback around like 10-11am after soccer and talks with my friends. She thought she was alone in the compound and maybe decided to get i don't really know maybe freaky,sensual or that's how she have been doing in the past, She was having her bath butt naked in the compound and my landlord has gone out for his business.

I didn't know she was naked or outside, I just came outside my room to try go get a cold soft drink then like magic i saw a raw body with curves and nipple in glare dayligth...she made a sound like surprised to see me and quickly covered her boobs she could barely cover because of the large size with one hand and below with another hand...I covered my eyes and said sorry i didn't see anything then walked back swiftly.

Just now she came to my room all dressed and said did i like what i saw, i didn't reply...she asked again...i told her i closed my eyes immediately, i just saw a flash and nothing i can place my thoughts on again. She is threatening me to report to my landlord if i don't get naked for her to see me too.

I don't understand what kinda lady is this...she is acting weird and i don't want her to turn the story around when my landlord is back.

Please nairalanders what should i do?!

Fake story

Juliusmalema:


I have bookmarked the statement for future purposes when I will link it to your state if such thread arises.

Be ready to open your alternate Monikers to cry foul.

Thought you've grown above being incoherent. Hope you're not suffering from cerebral palsy

If you don't like what we do then relocate

Juliusmalema:



What you wrote here is absolute rubbish.

In my secondary school days no government teaches Islamic religion knowledge but Christian religion all through.

The state is a muslim state and teaching IRK is in order.

If you are in kebbi and want to study crk then go and read your bible.

Exactly, thank you for defending my state

Be like na this Umahi and Obiano be the only govs wey Eastern Nigeria get oo

Lalami3232:
Guy na u fkup. If a babe dey visit me, I make sure say I give her 100% of my time and attention. Imagine say na you visit her and her friends come tell her say make she come, then she really mumuishly tell u about am, how u go feel? I no say make u be pussyass nigga oooo, but if person visit you, try as much as possible to give them that attention, no matter how boring dem be cus they left something at home just to meet you. People dey always like to visit me not because of sex or because of say I dey give money, but because of the way I dey treat visitors. Make sure say before u request/accept a visit, ur schedule dey very clear. Make I tell you one small story oooo.

As a corper, I visited one babe like that, the babe na indigene of the community. She was so happy to see me and coincidentally her friend come show that day. Three of us just dey catch fun and before I knew it, the babe don leave me and her friend to go fry garri wey her mama ask her to do. After a time, me a d the friend come dey find her, when we go backyard, she was there frying garri . As I dey go house, this babe give me almost everything wey she fry but I no appreciate am cus all I wanted was her presence and not garri. Though she apologized sha but the thing pain me cus if she know say she no go give me time, why invite me over? So bros, na u cause ur own misfortune. Next time, buy padlock for ur pots cus our babes are hungry ooooo

Everyone is hungry and needs to eat, I personally didn't see what that babe did wrong. If she's hungry why won't her eat? If there is no light why won't her put on gen to feel at home like the OP requested. Let's not be taking things too far, we're all humans abegi

Ologundudu2020:
Good morning,
I’m really confused right now and angry but holding up.
I and this lady meet not more than 3 month, the first time she visited, she was acting weird like not totally free. She refuses to pick out meat for her dinner.
Fast forward to yesterday, I already told her if she’s ain’t free with me she shouldn’t come. So we’ve got that settled.

I told her to cook, she did, we ate, and was relaxing to watch the premier league match, when my friend text me we going out. I told the lady we had to go together, there is practically no one in my compound that day, everyone has went out, can you imagine this lady rejected to follow me, she said want to sleep at home. I was mad but had to absconds from the madness. I went and retuned earlier, I wasn’t feeling comfortable. Do you know this lady on the generator behind me when they took off the light?? I don’t know why I’m angry tho but I felt it’s so wrong to do so why I went out. And crown it all, I went to the pot to find myself something to eat, Lord I’m about to cry like this............it’s all gone, all the turkey she cooked is gone. I only ate two out it in the morning. Just because I told her to be free with me. I had not touched her till now, even in the first visit, cos I’m
Trying to be well mannered, but I’m angry tho she’s very beautiful but her altitude needs amendments. No sense of courtesy anymore, I had to hide the remote control in the night when I got tired of reducing the decoder volume every 15mins. Her phone was disturbing everyone in the night, shouting on late night calls. Picking which side of the bed to sleep.
All because I told her to be free around me, just one free night, she ruined everything. What an altitude


Guys have you had similar experience or I’m not just lucky with this particular one.


Like this me have decided we won’t be seeing again ooooo, only waiting to break the news to her when she’s gone. And one more thing, she’s not dirty but lack sense.
All these nowadays Yoruba girls self. O ti su mi
Abi e dey happen for your side too

Keep quite I didn't see anything wrong she did. You're just incoherent. Poor boi

Ritzybeauty:
I personally feel a lot of men have a big ego and it's quite understandable but you should pay more attention to your woman, more communication and sometimes try to understand drama would always come in especially to someone she really loves

Stop deceiving yourself, you're a guy and not Any woman

emorse:

This guy! You will not kill me with laughter o. I would have said you should google it yourself but I know you still won't understand. I will still teach you (like I said earlier, for my own amusement) even though I know you still won't learn.
Autoinfection means:
1. the reinfection by a pathogen that is already in the body.
2. an infection caused by transfer of a pathogen from one part of the body(meaning already inside the body) to another.
How did the pathogen or infection get into the body in the first place?

I'm hoping here that you know the meaning of reinfection.

I can only imagine the relief your teachers felt when you left their classes. And if you're still in school, hmm, your teachers need serious encouragement man.

PS: I'm expecting another dumb reply o. Laughter is good medicine. Lol

You know nothing and have refused to learn. I hope you're closer so I can pay and enrol you to learn, you're too shallow

Loverboy3333:
I'd like to know how, what courage you gathered to travel abroad leaving your wife and child behind.

I'm thinking of travelling but the thought of leaving my family behind is discouraging me

Your wife will get a new partner for sex

Love is indeed blind, I wonder how de guy go take fvck am

emorse:

Lol
How will the eggs get into your poo in the first place? Abi you dey produce tapeworm eggs for your belle? Lol

I said it before , you can't be helped at all. Your situation is completely hopeless. You're beyond redemption! Lol

I wish the people that paid (or are still paying) your school fees would see this.

Hahahahahaha, that's why I can Confirm you're brain dead. Google autoinfection.

emorse:

Lol. So the worms just mysteriously appear in your poo? Lol. Nothing can save you I swear! Lol

I know this can't help you o, but I'll still indulge you for my own personal amusement (I seem to be enjoying this your arrogant display of arrant stupidity). Oya take am:

https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/taeniasis/biology.html

You're stupid man, must I explain it to you in details on the life cycle for u to understand. They're eggs of worms u can swallow via feco-oral route and the eggs hatches in your stomach. You need serious help

emorse:

Oga lecturer!!! I hail you o. Too much knowledge will not kill you sir.

But wait o. Do you know how tape worm finds its way into your intestines? Let me help you - mostly through meat. Do you eat raw meat? Probably not. You know what that means? Tapeworm eggs can still find their way into your body even after cooking at high temperatures.

One last one. Do you know the process of pasteurisation? I'll explain. Food is passed through very high temperatures to kill MOST of the microorganisms present then immediately cooled down to very low temperatures for packaging. However, not all the microorganisms die off. The survivors still go ahead to reproduce and in the long run, cause damage to the packaged food.

What is here to learn? It is almost impossible to control microorganisms in general or pathogens in particular especially in an environment like ours.

I have done my bit. If you still decide to remain arrogantly stupid, it's your call. Ciao!

Mr ignoramus those organisms are killed at those temperatures we cook food. Worms getting into you could be just u not washing your hand after u poo, or when u eat things without washing or proper handling. For children don't allow them pick anything from the soil and put into their mouth so they won't get worm. Don't remain defiantly stupid, okay? Good boy

emorse:

Microorganisms are everywhere and can be almost impossible to control especially with our poor hygiene conditions in Nigeria. I wonder why this is so difficult for you to understand.

A word of advice for you though. It is better to be quiet and assumed to be dumb and stupid than to say all the nonsense you have been saying and remove all doubt.

I rest my case.

You know nothing, not all microorganisms are harmful. Man is constant existence with them. Google about commensals, you have these commensal organisms in your mouth, intestines and skin and they're not pathogenic. You should stop disgracing yourself in public forum when you have half baked knowledge

Lol. True sha

emorse:


So suya passes through fire for less than 120s and 100% of the pathogens automatically die? Na wa o. You should open a shop where you sell sense because this your sense too much for only one person.

You're brain dead boy. Do you even know what a suya is? 120s is 2 minutes.

Suffering people for no reason. Mtcheew

gbaskiboy:
Eyaaa, Depression is real! Talk to someone today!



I think it is high time Nigeria Medical Association starts closing down some hospital. Some hospital are just there to showcase gigantic building but lack equipments and qualified doctors to attend to patients incase of emergency. Imagine referring her to several hospitals before she gave up the ghost. Something should be done to this negligence of hospital rejecting patient and referring them to another hospital. All they pray for is to have patients with headache and stomach upsets. mtcheww!

Always leaving at the reason for the suicide to attack other people. That's stupidity

emorse:

Help me how na? Is this basic science class? Who eats fruits without washing anyways? I'm only pointing out that washing doesn't guarantee safety.

You dey wash suya before you eat am?

You're truly an illiterate illiterate and a stupid boy, u don't know suya has passed through fire. Or do you wash the soup u buy and eat? You're indeed unintelligent

Olameen1713:


You saw nothing bro. If you saw it really, you will never take the side of the oppressor. Rockets firing came long after they were invaded in the Masjidil Aqsa during the night prayer.

They even went as far as following them inside the mosque by violently chasing them out cos some people were using the mosque as refuge. The Israeli agenda is simple which is to forcefully (with the use of propaganda as well which you are already taking the bait) take all the remaining Palestinian land and drive them out. Reason why they have been targeting residential buildings which is a war crime.

You are not a Muslim. Please stop hiding behind a faceless forum to fool people.

I'm not Muslim bc I don't support your idiocy. Why fire a rocket first of all to a civilian settlement

emorse:

Even if you wash with soap, you'd only end up satisfying your conscience (which is advisable) but there are no guarantees.

He's trying to help u out and you're hear forming smartness. No eat fruits naw, mtcheew

unbotheredfaith:
You're a good person: gently, caring, hardworking, amazing heart, kind, resourceful, but to find a decent man na wahala. Why? Should i start being bad?

Who told you that you're good. Even a prostitute and a robber believe they're good

shogsman:

your children will end up exactly the same as the dozens of children killed by Israel in gaza

Your own children will be killed like the one Hamas killed in Israel with rocket. Stupid boy taking sides for what doesn't concern him

tempex88:
It's difficult to understand how some people are happy with withe the bombings and killings. Forget religion, we are taking about human beings here o...flesh and blood

Hamas started it first by firing at civilian populations