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Business › Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by Keepamsafe: 2:07pm On Jun 21, 2022

koyyess:
Seems the only thing your father did for you was to eject you inside your mother's womb.

Sorry for societal rejects like you.

“IQ 0”

Mumu. Wouldn’t it be better if you just carry him? And keep him warm with your warmth too?(extra advantage for the young king. And it avoids splatter of water to his legs.) While both of you stay dry under the umbrella.

DONT COMPARE STUPIDITY WITH SACRIFICE Og.

Stay smart!

Business › Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by Keepamsafe: 9:40am On Jun 21, 2022

koyyess:
Remain 1mp0tent.

Heaven knows how many you have killed via abortion simply because you are an irresponsible ,selfish animal who can't make sacrifices.

That was weak. Come back stronger. Mumu.

So, that’s the stupid definition of sacrifice? When you could carry him and both of you stay dry??

FOOOL

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 35 ‘Yahoo Boys’ In Ibadan (Photo) by Keepamsafe: 6:55am On Jun 21, 2022

panpan:
The Supreme Court of Nigeria has ruled that Section 46 of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission Act should be construed within the narrow confines of the United Nations Convention Against Corruption, the precursor to the establishment of the EFCC - to prevent illicit financial outflow from Nigeria.

EFCC should not arrest anybody unless the allegation is about "illicit financial outflow from Nigeria".

Business › Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by Keepamsafe: 12:02am On Jun 21, 2022

koyyess:
Happy fathers' day to all responsible men who face their responsibilities with their full chest.

Stupidity.
Why don’t you carry him and use the umbrella together??

Very poor example ❌

Celebrities › Re: Offset Tells Burna Boy To Check His DM by Keepamsafe: 10:06pm On Jun 19, 2022

pussyeater:
When did Nairaland mods become this clueless? Is this suppose to be news. I pity Nigeria and Seun

Sorry bro ��. I had to quote you. You mDe me laugh as hell ��.

Why Nigeria and Seun tho? �� not even Buhari �

Politics › Re: Police Find Missing Safiyanu Amira, Woman Who Claimed She Was Kidnapped In Abuja by Keepamsafe: 11:21am On Jun 17, 2022

Politics › Re: Wike’s Camp Fumes, Warns PDP As Atiku Picks Okowa Running Mate by Keepamsafe: 11:21am On Jun 17, 2022

Crime › Re: Aisha Wakil (Mama Boko Haram) Sentenced To 5 Years Imprisonment For Fraud by Keepamsafe: 1:18pm On Jun 15, 2022

Politics › Re: Dankwambo: Charge Politicians 50,000 Dollars If You Must Sell Your Vote. by Keepamsafe: 1:01pm On Jun 15, 2022

The ball has entered my court.

And, I totally agree with this man.

Because you cannot give delegates $25k or $50k and come and give me and my people 5,000 Naira to come and vote for you. Never!

I good to chop on dollars too. After all, Naira is worthless. And the person giving you the money in Naira is considering you worthless too

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Politics › Re: Smuggling Booms At Seme Border 18 Months After Reopening by Keepamsafe: 9:26am On Jun 11, 2022

Food › Re: Village Oil Yam And Vegetables (pics, video & recipe) by Keepamsafe: 8:27pm On Jun 09, 2022

Omo! The ball has entered my court.

Will this taste better than what Tinubu will serve us in 2023? shocked

Politics › Re: Richard Akinnola, Osinbajo’s Campaign Spokesperson, Congratulates Tinubu by Keepamsafe: 11:48am On Jun 08, 2022

Phones › Re: TECNO Unveils Fireboy As Brand Ambassador For Spark Series by Keepamsafe: 11:41am On Jun 08, 2022

Politics › Re: Tinubu Cannot Defeat Atiku - Arewa Twitter by Keepamsafe: 11:37am On Jun 08, 2022

The ball is in my court.

My PVC and passport ni e.

Not yet convinced who to give my vote between Jagaban the Tinubu, Mr. Obi and Atiku.

Be like na to leave everything japa

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Trending Today by Keepamsafe: 6:58pm On Jun 07, 2022

am4truth:
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
The Way Maker... Miracle Worker.. Light in the darkness... I salute you.

Help Nigeria. Have mercy on the Atheists. Forgive the Scammers.

How about the politicians?

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Trending Today by Keepamsafe: 6:04pm On Jun 07, 2022

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Politics › Re: EFCC Charges Rochas Okorocha To Federal High Court, Abuja by Keepamsafe: 10:21am On May 30, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

But, im not happy with my court house.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Condoles Victims Of Stampede In Rivers by Keepamsafe: 10:21am On May 30, 2022

Politics › Re: Dawisu To Akeredolu: A Northerner Still Won Despite Your Noise by Keepamsafe: 1:31pm On May 29, 2022

Omo. The ball is in my court.

Yet, Im disappointed.

A United South is a pipe dream.

Congratulations to the ABOKIs. The original owners and first class citizens of Nigeria. shocked

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Politics › Re: Umar Namadi Wins APC Jigawa Gubernatorial Primary Election by Keepamsafe: 4:04am On May 28, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

But to be sincere, I don’t know what to do with it

Politics › Re: Wike: Any Rivers PDP Candidate Will Win APC In 2023 by Keepamsafe: 3:59am On May 28, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

But, wike the wiked will not stop to amuse me with his leaking mouth like Abakaliki tap shocked

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Politics › Re: APC Primary: I’m Ready To Serve, Not To Make Money — Tinubu by Keepamsafe: 8:33am On May 27, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

While some are standing gidiba on tinubu balls shocked

. Must be the iron balls of Thor shocked

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Politics › Re: Aketi: It Was Delightful To Receive Tinubu by Keepamsafe: 9:16pm On May 26, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

I surly do understand how you feel Mr. Man, same delight i feel having the ball in my court.

Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo And Parents During Graduation Ceremony (Throwback Photo) by Keepamsafe: 3:19pm On May 26, 2022

Politics › Re: Police Arrest Ibadan-based Broadcaster, Oriyomi Hamzat by Keepamsafe: 2:39pm On May 26, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court shocked

I guess its best to leave it in my court

Politics › Re: Voting Start In Lagos APC Gubernatorial Primary Election by Keepamsafe: 2:31pm On May 26, 2022*

Omo. The ball has entered my court. shocked

But, really, any need for this?

Just give it to TINUBU”s anointed candidate

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Politics › Re: Lagos 2023: APC Committee Bar Abdul-Ahmed Mustapha From Primary Venue by Keepamsafe: 2:11pm On May 26, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court shocked

but I don’t know what to do with it

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Politics › Re: Soludo Declares Curfew In 7 Anambra Local Government Areas by Keepamsafe: 6:58am On May 26, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

Who should we blame for this menace really?

From the top to the bottom is a mess

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Crime › Re: Delivery Man Remanded Over Stolen Bike In Lagos Dies In Prison by Keepamsafe: 6:32am On May 26, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

But I’m not happy with this courtyard

Politics › Re: Benue Speaker, Titus Uba Emerges PDP Candidate by Keepamsafe: 6:36pm On May 25, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

Why only the “MBAHs” and “UBAs” winning pdp tickets? shocked

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Politics › Re: Peter Mbah Emerges Enugu PDP Guber Candidate by Keepamsafe: 6:33pm On May 25, 2022

Omo. The ball has entered my court.

Someone said, this is the closest a PETER will come to wining a PDP ticket shocked

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