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Ibime:
Pundits are speculating that Zouma will be used in midfield against Manure to curtail Fellainis height.


I say use Ruben Loftus Cheek there. He'll curtail height and play his midfield game.


My team to face United:


. . . . . . . . Cech

Azpi. . . Zouma. . . .Terry. . . . Luis

. . . . RLC. . . . . . Matic

Willian.......Fab4..........Hazard

. . . . .. . .Oscar


They wont see space to breathe in midfield. Mata wont be able to track Felipe Luis. And Oscar over DD upfront cos well, he's 37.

They won't know what his them in midfield. Even Oscar will be joining the midfield to overrun them

Ibime:
Not as funny as living life as an Arsenal fan. Even A-40 had to flee from such destiny.

onatisi:
70% ke? 90% of those shouting buburubuhari here on nairaland don't have voters card ,majority don't even know the name of their local govt talkless of knowing which ward they belong to. I have always said it the elections are not won oon nairaland but at the polling units . This election will be the worst defeat ever for apc .they will lose the presidential elections woefully and lose one or 2 states again in the south west.

Odunharry:
my thought exactly..

Arsenal,liverpool,palace, westbrom aint real threat.

juniormusa:
It's crystal clear that GEJ will win the election..

Ibime:
We will crush PSG.

They aint so great this season. We beat them last year with Torres and Demba Ba. Now we have Costa and Fabregas.

If all else fails, David Luiz would dash us one goal.

idumuose:
Rochas Okoroji,Bye bye to Douglas house.Buhari might consider giving you a federal appointment.

I pity Ihedioha because of the huge debt burden he is going 2 inherit from Rochas Okoroji's government.

Danhumprey:
See this one!

Fellaini wasn't at his best in that game. That's a fact.


Anyway,you guys will soon come visiting at Old Trafford. And you will eat back what you just spit out now.

Nihilist:
Oboi Fellaini don turn don dada

Coogar called it last season though. Credit where it's due

MissTechy:
LOOL my feets are too tiny to fit Alan Turing's shoes

torres2:
Orisirisi somepeople still dey eye epl champion

cuttiemama:
Nse Ekpe Etim, beautiful woman.

cuttiemama:
cute abi?

coogar:
this keky wears daftness on his skin like tattoo. how does that link of yours show a true picture when it didn't take time spent on the pitch into consideration. as at january, hazard had 1,400 league minutes over mata & silva. goals scored via penalties were also included in the stats, mata & silva don't score from penalties.

you are as daft as the author of that article.

Gombs:
edify me please

Sloan:
You should just shut up! You've been clowning around on this forum for a long time but it seems your stupi.dity is without limit!

Ibos made their bed, now they MUST lie on it! No one forced you to vote against APC, but now you want to benefit from their toil, hardwork and sweat? There was nothing dangerous when Ibos supported a man who watched 15K - 20K Nigerians killed and yet supported him! It could never be more dangerous to let Ibos go and work hard to gain political office and relevance! As it is, the Senate Presidency MUST stay in APC, with someone and a region that is all-legs and all-fingers in and not a loser people who are still dreaming of biafrua. Did the NC work hard for APC, heck they did, and if any APC strongman is there, he should get the seat! If Ibos don't like it, they can go and start working hard against 2019 and hope they come to vote with their brains functioning at that time. Again, the Yorubas you abuse and insult have shown you why they built an empire that lasted for more than 505 years while you were still in your forests, eating each other! The same Yorubas were responsible for giving Jonathan the opportunity to lead Nigeria from OBJ to Save Nigeria Group, but Ibos were quick to claim the credit for something they did not work for!

Well, in another 4 years time, would you still be begging for political relevance or you'd be working hard after learning from the behemoths of political sagacity and mental superiority in the South of Nigeria called the Yorubas! For a sensible people, you should be looking for a few of your smartest brains to go and learn under Asiwaju Tinubu, otherwise you'd be politically extinct soon!

raumdeuter:
The 82nd Army divison in Enugu should have a Northern commandant or any remaining relative of Benjamin Adekunle aka black scorpion

Tinubus daughter should be in charge of all Babaloja appointment all over SOuthern Nigeria especially Aba and Onitsha market

The deportation from Lagos should be monthly like the environmental sanitation. 500 people per batch. If you dont have a job or more than 2m in your account you have 2 options.

1. ) There would be a SW regional farm established in Osun, Ondo and Oyo State, you can choose to work there for minimum wage

OR

2. ) Report yourself to the Relocation managers Odua Uhaul for onward forwarding to Onitsha Aba or Enugu

Any selling of fake CD attract 5yr jail term, fake spare part 10yrs jail term, If you are caught traficcking drugs to Malaysia, your family back home would be arrested, Anyone who mentions the phrase "No mans Land" get 6months in jail

Gombs:
Tell your friend Jesus is not mad at his past error. Restitution is not a must. That Pastor should mind what he says. PM me for more details.