Lie lie Scientists....my friend listen to the words of an elder, what an old man sees while sitting down, a young man cannot see it even from the top of an iroko tree..
When u look at the mirror what u see is ur missing twin I.e ur Dopple Gangger who was stolen from ur parents years ago in the hospital where u were born, he is probably leading a better life than u are now becos at ur birth he was adopted by a very rich family who were desperately in need of a child and they paid the hospital a very huge sum. The mirror is natures way of reminding you of the incident and a way of telling you to go and look for ur twin. Thanx


#shit....did i jez type this! Well i jez decided to spice up the thread with a little humor. DONT MIND ME

Waiting for another episode....

This one is serious
God cre8 sha.

Ukutsgp:
can u spend? Should we go for spending spree and see if u can beat me?

Your original motive was to seek for an advice i guess, i was about giving one before i observed that u were derailing ur own thread....this is NL_, u know how things work, u shouldn't lash out on everyone because they didn't believe ur post..b guided!

Is there any need for this..

whitecat2:
Your mother!
Give me a call too, bittcchh!

whitecat2:
Your mother!

iammo6:
gay alert!!!

4ur small mind

KenSaroWiwa:

Na anger dem dey use book space for ur village ?

who dey book space?

Hmmmm......are you telling me that it's possible to make first class in Nigerian law schools when most law graduats leave school with 2:2 and 3rd classes

tonididdy:
Am posting nw with my mtn suprise 100mb , I have 3g on my glosim unto BIS ...I dunno why I would want airtels. Hmm...let me dial it sha


Brb

I think u know why u would want the Airtel too....it's the same reason u opted for the mtn even though u had 3GB Glo Bus.......U greedy nor be small and u like awoof..

sanyablaze:
It was a monday morning, there was heavy rain the night before, so the morning was so cool and cold. It has been a part of me anyway to wake up late being a jobless naija boy. After apllying for jobs for years and nothing, I decided to just chill and hoping on Gods miracle. My parents are quite OK, so am not so much bothered , at least I get my daily stipends , though not so much.

I have decided to do away with all my girlfriends, No they all did away with me. Since am not really performing my manly responsibilities, they seem to perceive me as a slowpoke as I find excuses for all their demands. The other day Simi asked me to buy her perfume. I just told her my prophet asked me not to touch perfumes for 6months, knowing she would ask me to bring the monetary value of the stuff, I immediately told her the prophet asked not to give anyone money to get the perfume. She just hissed. Since then she never picked my call.


I remember going to Tayos house and she asked me to help her buy Pringles, I simply bought Coaster biscuit and giving the excuse that Pringles don finish. Although am not so smart, I know fully well. I remember one day when I was trying to plug an iron into the socket, I took a metal fork and used to pin down the 3rd hole in the socket. I got the shock of my life. But I was so happy it happened and I always tell everyone that cares to listen and will always tell them to try it too..Its fun getting electrical shock.


Of all these girls, one will not just leave me, I woudnt know why. She seems to like me so much. Maybe its because I do help in washing her clothes and pants, Am so sure its because of that. She always tells me I wash better than her and am so delighted to be showered with such accolades, so anytime I get to her place, its always a pleasure to wash her clothes.

I think Dayo is dating one guy, I can't really say sha, but she has more than 30 of the guys fotos on her phone. They can't be dating, she is my girlfriend. There was a day I saw him at her place. They were both on bed. But I guess they were discussing something about their school work, am so sure of that.

The guy simply said Hi and I waved, I took my sit and asked Dayo if she would like to have her clothes pressed. She said yes and I set to work. She later asked me to help her get noodles, which I went downstairs to get. Getting back the guy was just in his singlets and boxer shorts, I guess the heat was so much, I asked if I cud help Dayo draw down the curtain so air will flow in.

They guy then went to the bathroom to take his bath. After 5minutes, he asked Dayo to help. Bring soap, she took it to him and didn't come back, maybe the guy needed help to scrub his back, its always a pain washing your back while you bath. They both came in later.

The guy dressed up and left. I was so happy it would be me and Dayo only, so I could ask her if the guy could be my friend too so at least I will have a mutual friend with her.

Dayo asked me if I sense anything going on beyween them two. I just know you guys must be good friends and you being a Kind girl, you helped him to do his back in the bathroom. Girls like you are hard to find. She just smiled and patted my head. This made me giggle and I guess my day was made.


Continues Tomorrow.

Meanwhile Read More Stories Here www.86wiz.com

Seriously i wish all guys could be as understanding as u were, the world would have been a better place...I also wish i was that guy

Jbluv55:

*surrenders self*

Werin I do Oga?

**ehen i hear say na u****?
Wait, my mb done finish...make i buy rechach card

Cutehector4u:
Erotic angelina, it could hav been who is ur crush here on naira land..

That's an old title fam we've seen many threads wif dat title....I like the remix this way , love is in the air...

#Ehm...I love EroticAngelina bu i don't like her Moniker...hehe, irony right .
If na for dem guyz...i get plenty ROAST MODERNS..pple like Tolexander, AndyBlaze, fr3do...dem plenty sha

@Op what do you know about the bible?
Matters of the spirit are discerned not solved with P.hD yet u speak as someone who is trying to interpret the bible with some meagre knowledge of his

calebo101:
If this is the worst of Jonathan, then yes I am sticking with him till we get a credible alternative.

And if you ask me again and again, I prefer a thief and a corrupt man than a man that would islamise Nigeria and turn us into the next Iraq or Syria.

Truth be told they are all evil. PDP and APC. But in this case I would stick with the devil i know, the lesser evil.

I shiver at the thought of Buhari being president and formally recognising Bokoharam as the Egyptian government recognise the Muslim brotherhood.

So OP when next you come up with ur apc agenda, kindly tell your leaders to present a candidate without baggages, preferably younger as we know old men tend to cling unto power by all means. Not a known islam sympathiser.

Now u jez hit the HEAD by the NAIL....U c that's what am talking about

leemahayat:


Mr Kelvin,those leaders that are performing, are they from another planet?

Well, as much as i am not an advocate of bad leadership...I don't like it when pple just open their mouth and rain insults on other pple..My plight here is that leadership is not an easy task. Let love, patience and patriotism always be our watch word. Together we can move this country forward, but we can't achieve this by bashing and disrespecting a sitting president.

lomaxx:
Look at him yapping about the relevance of a profession with respect to the number of people that die when a building collapses. I especially do not engage in argument to buttress the superiority of any profession to another. Because no profession is indeed better than the other. The most important thing is who is doing the profession- that is where we can talk about who is better and who is not. And I have painstakingly observed that under-performers are mostly always the ones on the fore-front of the fight for professional superiority. But hey- I have to indulge your argument first because I despise with indignant passion people who use the suffering of others as a means to score cheap unnecessary points.

If we were to use high mortality rate as a yardstick to judge- I would want to take take your mind down memory lane to the brief Ebola drama that happened in Nigeria. If you appear yet to be convinced, go to Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone and see what's going on to appreciate the depravity of your argument. And when we now talk about the morbidity and mortality of Malaria, HIV, Tuberculosis etc in Sub-Saharan Africa- you will appreciate your argument better. These things are a reflection of the lack of sufficiently trained medical personnel.

But nay- the principles and the practice of medicine does not derive its relevance from the number of lives lost. We are never proud about it. Its a blow to the practice. Medical practice saves lives and grant succor to broken souls. We give hope - the ray of life in the tumbling storm.

Even more than that - something more than treatment is going on at hospitals every day. Every night some doctor, nurse or staff is donating blood for patient. Every day they are arranging free medicines, equipments for the patients that cannot afford them - and these aren’t for credit. It is done out of our interest and dedication.

So we really don't want to rule the world. So far we rule our world, we're very okay.

PS- Ruling our World : Providing the best care to a patient within the best time possible.

Seconded....Need i say more

ba7man:
You are the one drowning in ignorance.

The GEJ you defend is more concerned about his re-election to bother about Mubi or if mosquitoes will finish off you hungry @rse when power fails.


I don't know how daft one has to be to support a president daft enough to say "Ordinary stealing isn't corruption".

Seriously am in no mood for this today.

lynpetra:


IF LEADERSHIP IS NOT A CHILD'S PLAY,KIDS SHOULDN'T CONTEST ELECTIONS. IT IS NOT FOR KIDS.JONATHAN IS A CATARRH LICKING KID,AND HE DRAGS IT DOWN TO HIS MOUTH!!!

Well said....
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by been governed by those who are dumber....maybe u should go and get a presidential nomination form, after all these days u could borrow money or pple might even donate money for u to foster ur political career if they believe in u.
My dear it is not in ur power to say Mr A is doing well or Mr B is not living up to expectation..the best thing u can do is to pray for ur country

MrTeymee:


Comments like these are reasons why I suppport abortion.......

How many babies have you killed?
I didn't even notice you.

MissTeaseMe:

Smh

What a pity

And yet Gej's government has spoken more on Tambuwal's defection than the situation in Mubi. Yet he aint happy about the situation in the country. He is now in his undeveloped local government for PDP ward meeting, yet u tell me he is a thoughtful leader.

This is more serious than i tot.

These are the supposed educated ones we have in Nigeria.
Mr. Kelvin, hmmmmm

Clap for yourself MissTeaseMe...
I have no more to say

MissTeaseMe:

Cramjones may be a questionable character sometimes, but seriously my heart goes out to those in mubi, i guess you are comfortable were u are able to sleep in peace without fear. You need to read the testimonies of those that escaped from mubi.
Please this is not about being sentimental, let us face the reality on ground, MANY did not sleep well over night as you did. Many have no food to eat cos they are hiding in the bush right now. Many have taken refuge in churches outside mubi, where they are being fed by the church.

YOU ARE THE JOKER HERE

Forget about cramjones or buhari, we are talking about the situation on ground.

The reason why the both of you are serious JOKES is the fact that Jonathan himself is not happy about the situation, u people think leadership's a child's play abi...now before i further waste my precious data plan on u goons let me have the benefit of doubt that u have ever been elected as a classrep or group leader in any capacity, if not I'll allow you guys to wallow in ur pool of ignorance.

Jbluv55:

*goes towards the offering box with the understanding that one leads by example *
**packages some cash inside envelope and drops it in the offering box **

I don finally catch you ....

Scam alert!!!!...

justi4jesu:


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holyboss:
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mcdokwe:
Today is All Souls

morbid:
Ok

mcdokwe:
Today is All Souls

You are welcome!

Happy to be a saint....

cramjones:
Meanwhile cheek out what is happening in the Nigeria that Jonathan governs, you may be next! Vintim and Mubi sacked by the Haramites!

-CramJones

U are a serious joke...I only wish u wake up from your oblivion, so u can see the big picture right.

eightsin:
GMB is certainly not the better alternative. If APC field someone vibrant and younger, I might give it a try. That's that.

I swear I love you

MissTeaseMe:
This comment is just pure gold
Please read



I in no way support APC as a perfect alternative, but hailing GEJ as a good president is just plain ridiculous. The way many come to nairaland and defend him is just mind bugling in an extreme dimension.

It does not take much to see that support for this man is just based on sentiment. If this is the man Nigerians really dim fit as a leader than this shows the future is bleak for Nigeria. I believe we can do better stop being emotional and sentimental.

APC is tagged a party of propaganda which is true, but how genuine are News coming from PDP controlled government .
We here of how well the economy is doing

We were told that by november this year we will have at least 8000Mw of electricity, yet just last month electricity dropped from 4000Mw to 3000Mw and the minister of power blamed vandalism (while the truth is this usually happens when the raining season is gone)

Amodu sheriff was indicted as a sponsor of bokoharam. Where is he today.

We heard that they have bought "modern" equipments for the military, yet the soldiers say it is still ak47 (custom for nigeria OBJ47) that they are still using.

SO MUCH LIES!!!

Tooooo much lies

Lies lies lies everyday

Where is the economy getting better?

Truth is, it is possible for GEJ to continue till 2019, but that will be a big pity for Nigeria. Second term is when u see the worst of a government cos they know they aint coming back so they owe the masses no explanation. It will be a Mega looting galour. After all he wont need your votes anymore.

Vote gej and bury the little Good that is left in NIgeria.

if only i could decipher d tone of this message, i would have commented

Unasked questions!

Kelvin0: Mr GMB, what would you say you left unfixed/undone during your almost 2 years in office as the then military head of state of Nigeria that you want to fix now or are you just power thirsty..?

GMB:.........................

Kelvin0: Why do you think you are the only one who can solve the problems of this country....or is it that you see it as your birth right to always be at the helm of leadership in this country?
I know this because in
2003 and 2007 u were GMB ANPP
2011 u were GMB CPC
now u are GMB APC.....should we still expect another transition if come 2015 u are not elected president?

Wait...Wait....Wait....why 60 APC reps, why not JOHN OYEGUN, LAI-MOHAMMED, GMB, ATIKU...this set of pple would have formed a better human shield.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.....
UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT FIGHTS THE CROWN

NL_is to blame..
Most times when i read funny threads/comments and laugh uncontrollably in my room my dad begins to doubt whether the money he is spending on my education is actually paying off....Most times he suspects weed

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