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OK OOOH, make I shaaaataap abi, you go know say power pass power.

THIS IS TOO BIG A JOKE

JAMBITOS, Wish you all good luck at your forth coming examination.

Hard for me to believe this. Are u sure it is not a competitor in d sanitary market spreading this bad news!

Its okay, maybe some are yet to see it.

3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. 1 from India, 1 from China the third a Nigerian.

They went to White House officially to examine the fence. The Indian took out a tape did some measurements, worked some figures, and said, the job will cost $900 [material $400, labour $400 $100 profit].

The Chinese did the same said I can do it for $700 [material $300, labour $300 and $100 profit].

The Nigerian didn't measure or figure, but whispered, $2700 to the official. The White House official said, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you come up with such a high figure? The Nigerian replied $1000 for me, $1000 for you $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL or NO DEAL? White man smile its a DEAL.

@ shakara - wetin u wan watch?

If u dont look for trouble, no one will give u trouble. If a joke is dry, why not mind your biz, to shut your mouth. Or is it by force to pass comments.

I no get your time.

@ remo - SHARAP!!!

@ remo - water plenty for septic tank.

Bright - Wat dat? Are we safe here?

gwuraiyke:
@kemisuga,
that girl in your profile pix, is she a police. c how she stands at attention.

Yes, she is

You mean dis is not funny

Traders in a Market: Yoruba woman selling apples, Ibo woman selling bread & an Urhobo woman selling Yam.

1st trader says, 'This is the
Apple of 'God's eye' and in a jiffy all her apples were sold quickly.

2nd takes a clue & calls out, 'Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life' and all her bread were sold sharp sharp.

Urhobo trader thought to herself, 'yam no dey Bible but Warri no de carry last! She then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o! Na Baba God Himsef talk am- "I YAM DAT I YAM". All her yams were sold with the speed of light !!!

@ Shakara - where u see scam?

Nehi

yinkalink:
U said u wont tell,and i also said i wont tell every1 dat u once told your bf to take u to Miss Biggs

LOL

mecussey:
There is this thing women now rob on there womanliness; the result is that the he goat would keep following them, it's possible you are now a victim. It also has a cure, the girl told me that if you mix milk and something like that, the spirit will leave you. I may ask for you if you are interested because, I was not interested to know then

Funny,

Think this is just a cooked story. Too fake to be real.

yinkalink:
Kemisuga, whu told yhu to tell everyone wat happened between me and my boyfriend?

:oOh Really! Very sorry Dear.

Girl: Take me to tantalizers.
Guy: Only if you can spell it.
Girl: *pause* never mind, take me to KFC,

735 i:
She's always @ weddings on saturday>>>> Alone

Tu nes pas cerious

Ogbono Feli Feli

sss

I am a living example

Just learn how to tolerate. No big deal. Its very common, wen u working under someone

Happy for them.

tunnytox:
You may be right there girl! I know some girls in my area some years ago, everyone know these girls as grade A Aristos yet at least about 3 of them married some very rich and eligible bachleors in town.

Thank you.

@ 190 - That's the Misery