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Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat of Cat, Cat of Dog, Dog of Man, Man of his wife & WIFE IS AFRAID OF COCKROACH!!!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=623654.msg7921898#msg7921898 date=1300263981]Look I love weed!

I knw a lot of people have different take on it but it dosent change mine. I have been smoking it for 8yrs now. Its my realease. I did quit one time to please my ex (then girlfriend), and it was a disaster. I was always cranky, easily angry, infact it was like my defenses had been taken away. Weed is how I relax after a long day at work.

My girlfriend broke up with stating her reason as "You changed". So now, every relation I get into I let you knw frm the start that I wld never cheat on you, hit you or abuse you but the only thing you'd have tpo tolorate bout me is I smoke weed. I don't smoke in front of the ladies neither and I do carry a pack of tic-tacs and breath spray.

So my answer is "Hellz no".


NOTE: The Federal ministry of health warns that TOBBACO smoker are liable to die young[/quote]Nice one

THIS COMPETITION IS GONNA BE TOUGH OOOOOH!

BUT PRAY 'BABA IN HEAVEN' SHOULD PUT THE MAN DAT WILL RULE US WIT THE FEAR OF GOD

Can see BB has more fans on nairaland.

As for me, I will vote for NONE.

Thanks all. And wat is about my post. Any probs

@ Pretiebony - 9ce one

omo9ja1:
Study environment/resources  is Nigeria is less than the one in advance Country, I work in secondary School in UK, and what I saw there compare to our secondary school in Nigeria in my secondary school days in Nigeria, advance Country have better way to deliver lesson and resources to student compare to Nigeria, But on the other hand its very expensive to study abroad compare to Nigeria.

one of the thing I learn abroad is that the education system prepares you for real world, I remember  when I finish my year one my tutor ask us to write a business plan that if he present it to a bank manager he will walk out of the bank with cash.

And how much cash hav u made now

@ Zignor - u so funny.

So wat do u think make secretaries marry late or never?

@ Hot - Nice one

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he
would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did
it!"

HapPY BoRN DaY to NaIrAlanD

HaPpy biRtH DatE to me too (March 6)

@ agaba - Thanks, so thoughtful of u

Kisses to my ever caring mum

@ Uju - are mothers not women?

HATERS

Na real waaaaa ooooh for "BAD BELLE PEOPLE"

Its Okay. But I still saw many married men without rings, WHY?

@ otokx - Word!

@ Dave - I will not even look twice if I see a ring. So how did I want to fall in love?

@ Siena - Ok, thanks. But we have gentle married men here. Only a mad one will do such.

@ Godalone - REALLY

@ Mikuz - Wat if she was your wifey d man was goin to

@ Siena - Wats "knuckle sandwich"

For me the wedding rings put me off men I admired on the streets.
So its better for them to always put their rings on to chase away "Snatchers"

@ Pretty - I said Most not All

@ Dave - U must be a good and faithful hubby, I guess!

@ Slim - Really

Why is it that most married men dont always use their wedding rings

Is it dat they are not comfortable wit the rings, or
Their fingers got fatter, dat the ring could no longer fit in, or
They are not proud being married, or
They dont value it, or
Just a natural norm etc

What do you think, is this good

10qs u

@ HOLU - Pls wen was your copyright?

@ Photosynthesis and Comptia, Walahi if i catch both of una, u will both smell rat

One day, a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building, when a man came running in to his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building”. The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he does not have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not even John!

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office.

On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said “budget cut or no budget cut" management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single
seat

Three pastors were discussing:

One said his problem is stealing. He cannot stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members find out, it would be
disastrous.

The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out.

The third pastor said his problem is that he cannot do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.

And wats d joke about dis topic