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An old woman has a daughter who lived abroad bu t she cannot afford 3 square meals a da. One day d landlord visited d woman and asked her y are u struggling 2 eat wen u av a child abroad, d old woman replies don't mind dat girl. Upon all d money we spent on her she's only sending me photographs wit white men, pls can I c d photo, d woman brought it out it was dollars. If u were d landlord wat would u do talk true oh?

Guess he was cursed, dat he will use his own gun to kill himsef.

A man went for an Hiv test on Friday and he ws told to come back on Monday morning for the result, When he got to the church on Sunday during the service, Pastor declares to the people that all what u are looking 4ward to receive this week shall be positive, the Man shouted, 'Ahhh Pastor u lie Ooo, na lie u talk Ooo, Infact I reject it, in Jesus Name', it shall be negative ooo

Funny Thread

Gud for her

Wat's so special about Uk/US based guys? Most of them are gold-diggers wanting a fat, older white woman as wife cause of papers.
We have more handsome guys here in Nigeria/Africa.

Dont like fashion and any costly array. But I always dress well.

Such people will stop tithes payment then.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=737550.msg8943444#msg8943444 date=1313584540]maybe he fell inside well [/quote][quote author=190_@ link=topic=737550.msg8944362#msg8944362 date=1313590725]THEY SHOULD CHECK THE WELL AT THEIR BACK YARD [/quote]@ 190 - U are just another human from Pluto

Why not, If not

Pls, who is Mikel?

Wish people well, so It shall be well wit u. I guess she will get marry, but she doesn't want to make noise about it.
And please stop judging human beings. Am sure none of you replying negativity about her, know nothing about her.

So sensible thread.

How true is this?

The Ones I know use long nails to:
1. Scratch their heads.
2. Pick out pimples.
3. Pick up little screws from electronics e.g Radio

Not funny

r.i.p

Lets see how d Law will be implemented.

Thanks Jare

Busybody which one be your own. Anywayz, from ur name, I can sense it all

Akpan was sent to deliver a live chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall off d bike. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpan saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. And when asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken , where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?

Enjoy the rest of your day!

9ice one

Congrats to u, I rejoice wit u.

SAGirl:
he he he, so Nigerian Parliamentarians are avid Big Brother viewers

The Deed has been done, why all these beefs?

I dont get this thread. What is d poster aim?

Frowning over my head.
Telling me she cant fix a particular style I wanted, cause she has an appointment.

Thanks Jare

@ cord - Thks
@ mikuz - so u sabi laugh.

@ Mikuz - E be like say, dey send u, u no go fit meet me for house.