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Pornodude:
No be today yansh dey for back with center parting.

Funny

@ 190 - What, any objection?
These gurls, ride in expensive cars/jeeps, marry good husband, work in good companies-well paid, etc.
Sometimes I wonder, why God didn't cut them down, well "HE said, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy".

Chei some people are born lucky sha! I wish----------

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=656227.msg8224058#msg8224058 date=1304021260]And at the end when they dont see a man to marry them, they will start cursing men[/quote]It is a misery, that 80% of gurls like this are the ones dat marry the best husbands in town. Why the reserved ones are still searching.

Icy Icy:
It's a very tough question to answer if the relationship will work out, it really depends on the couple if they planned to work hard or give up easily. Yes! It's not as easy as anyone thinks,  struggles with culture, time difference and the list goes on. Occasional arguments are unavoidable due to misunderstanding, communication breakdown, trust etc.

I truly understand the difficulty and hardship as I am in a long distance relationship with a wonderful naija man for almost 11 months now. I can't deny we have ups and down or several times when things gets tough,  I wanna quit. We would discuss about giving it up but somehow we cant and still managed to stay together. Hopefully things will work out when he move closer to my country so we can start seeing each other regularly.

As to how the ending of how distance relationship will be,  nobody knows,  but if we walk away now we might lose our soulmate without realising. At least we put in effort tried our best with no regrets. 

Some of the factors are;
1. Age
2. Time difference
3. Culture
4. Understanding
5. Tolerance
6. Communication
7. Individual Character
8. Sincerity
9. Honesty
10. Jealousy
11. Trust
12. Emotional
13. Patience
14. Fidelity
15. Effort

U got it right, u talking from experience.

yippy

I dont know ooooooh.

9ice one keep it up

Neyin

@ jackpot - can I get more in dat wardrobe of urs?

@ connoisseur - dnt get u

:d

@ babe - Thanks

simplymee:
TWO SYMBOLS FOR MY POLITICAL PARTY
1. JUJU MAN WITH HIM GBOGBO E'(CANE, SICKNESS,MADNESS,WEREKPE',WARAKPA' ,LEPROSY - Available for all OTA'S ; na him go be d motto) Trust say all those wey their parties don make dem vex go de-camp come my party for retribution be dat)

2. CUTLASS(Motto; CUT YOUR COAT ACCORDING TO YOUR SIZE)

Simplymee - U ARE SIMPLY ON YOUR OWN OOOH

'REPENT YE', for the end time is come!

Just one laugh

Thanks Dearie

@ usuf.saeed - Are u serious
Wat does the pen signifies pls

supported

For those dat can read dis small piece, asking for summary.

Joke is simply saying Nigerians Never Give Up.
Does dat answer your questions

Why Calabash And does CPC has any symbol

Ipaja, BB. I pray our votes count, as PDP has power to rig the election.

@ simplymee - Yea Up Naijarians

Ode remo, u welcome!

Fenks u all

@abbycrown - u are right, thks.

[b]Bill Gates [/b]organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayodele says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga oo, na wa o!”

Bill Gates “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more!


Have a pleasant week

No the Adamu is just senseless, stubborn and aggressive

Congrats!!!

@ Ode Remo - Okay, fenks

I am benefiting from dis thread.

@ Poster - But your hair is not dat bad.

*U can try shea butter mixed with original honey.
*Apply methylated spirit with cotton wool.
*Stop the worries over the hair it will grow naturally.