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Fenks Adamu frend

Mallam Adamu bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M. While visiting Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his jeep, to no effect! So he started abusing the bandits, one of them gestured that he could not hear him, so he wound down his window and shouted: "shege danbura'uba, barawo banza,dan iska ne Kowei, waka, " He has since been buried according to Islamic rites".

PEOPLE DECEIVING PEOPLE (PDP)

BRF - All the Way*********************

Any of the above, but i dont do make up.

k10:
I guess the awards were too hot to handle !!

@ Gokson - Thank u, appreciated.

okay

Our like it

OMG! Creativity

sips OUR redbull

Better dat our way

Marriage suppose to be a Blessing and not a curse.

If u are lucky, u got all the blessings and if not lucky, u got the curse.

@ Studio - u no talk true wetin dey worry u. Wetin too long for this nah? Anywayz safe journey to where u out to!

@ Adjain - I got my rips broken, oh sorry I got OUR rips broken

After one week of marriage, a couple based in Naija had the following conversation,

Wife: Honey, can I use OUR BB?
Husband: No problem, it's on the couch.

Few mins later,

Wife: Baby, can i use OUR jeep? I want to go and buy some tomatoes @ Oja oba,
Husband: But y, yo, you have ur own car now, don't you?
Wife: No jor, I want to drive OUR jeep!
Husband: did u say OUR jeep? Ok ok ok dats alrite, here is the key,

As she was about to go out,
Wife: honey, em em, Can u em em, give me OUR ATM, I want to cash OUR money,

Husband: if I give you OUR SLAP!!! U will not see clearly to drive OUR jeep, Nonsense!!!

@ Poster - Go find better job do.

@ Ranoscky - wetin u wan do the housemaid??

A lady lost her pant in her house, she accused her housemaid in front of her husband. The Maid trying to prove her innocence ran to the woman's husband, and said Sir, you' re my witness, u know I don't wear pant. Lmao

More Blessings to your hand work. CARRY GO Banji

binhozie:
@police officer pic with star and cigar:

                                                                           
                                                                                 
                                                                                 
                                                                                 
                                                     
                                                   

WOW! This is creative. 9ice one  

Just thot about Seun yesterday, dat I hav not been seeing his replies anymore. This one tells me he is much around and working.

WELL DONE!!!
KUDOS!!!

Thanks

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@ BABE - U got d gist

Cockroach to replace crayfish in your veggies

@ Yinka - Do u say Predators & Prey! Does it mean u can eat cockroach Well dat will be highly proteinous on your rice

And I have lists of men who are also afraid of cockroach!