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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 5 Years On A Plane (Photos) by kenigwe18: 8:16pm On Jul 18, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


Really? undecided
Pictures please. undecided
cheesy
Sorry hun.... Can't just start posting my pics right on here
Romance / Re: Because Of 3000 She Block Me On Whatsapp by kenigwe18: 8:06pm On Jul 18, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


Sista, you are changing your tune, check what you wrote below in bold

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So as I say again, me I would stop a hawker and get to know her before I would judge such person as unsuitable/incompatible...that's the 1st rule of relating with someone. If I see someone that fires my desire to know them, then I would talk to them, regardless if they are selling in the street or changing tyres.

My standards are very simple.... If the initial physical attraction is there, then why not engage them?
BroH you just hit the nail
Crime / Re: Photos: Supermax Prison Where Joaquin El Chapo Guzman Will Spend Life In Prison by kenigwe18: 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2019
Nawaaoh:



That's serious. Thanks for sharing.
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (1 December 1949 – 2 December 1993), "The King of Cocaine" - A lesson for people

More at wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar
You welcome
You'd appreciate it more when you watch the movie 'narcos'
Crime / Re: Photos: Supermax Prison Where Joaquin El Chapo Guzman Will Spend Life In Prison by kenigwe18: 7:33pm On Jul 18, 2019
Nawaaoh:



I never heard about that name before. I just looked it up now on Wikipedia and saw this. I guess that's the one you mean? Nawaooo!!



"Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (1 December 1949 – 2 December 1993) was a Colombian drug lord and narcoterrorist who founded and was the sole leader of the Medellín Cartel. Dubbed "The King of Cocaine", Escobar is the wealthiest criminal in history, having amassed an estimated net worth of US$30 billion by the time of his death (equivalent to $58 billion as of 2018), while his cartel monopolized the cocaine trade into the United States in the 1980s and 1990s."
Yeah broh rumor has it that he burnt millions of dollars cause of his daughter was feeling cold
Romance / Re: Because Of 3000 She Block Me On Whatsapp by kenigwe18: 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2019
ImaIma1:


Same goes for everyone. But in this case, we are talking about the op...a guy. Many guys allow konji direct their choices and no come to cry foul.
Hmmm
Lemme reserve my comment here lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happened After Bank Staff Leave People On Queu To Collect Girl's Number by kenigwe18: 7:41am On Jul 18, 2019
Hmmm what guys do for babes ehn
Celebrities / Re: Amarachi Nyanne Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by kenigwe18: 7:27am On Jul 18, 2019
GISTM0RE:
Dancer Amarachi who won the first season of Nigeria Got Talent in 2012 celebrates her birthday today, 17th July. She wrote;

Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And as birthday got from you to me, I want to please join to send 100 less privileged children back to school and you can support with anything you have.
Send me DM if you want to support.
I'll like you to know that there are more that 13 million primary school age students out of school in Nigeria. You and I can make a difference.
Every child is your child.


See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/nigeria-got-talent-winner-amarachi-celebrates-her-birthday
This small girl that time
Crime / Re: Photos: Supermax Prison Where Joaquin El Chapo Guzman Will Spend Life In Prison by kenigwe18: 7:21am On Jul 18, 2019
Nawaaoh:
Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman was Wednesday sentenced by a federal judge in Brooklyn to life in prison, marking a humiliating end for a drug lord widely said to be notorious for his ability to kill, bribe or tunnel his way out of trouble. The judge added THIRTY MORE YEARS to the life in prison. This is serious!

Guzman will end up at the federal government’s “Supermax” prison in Florence, Colorado, known as the “Alcatraz of the Rockies.”

Colorado’s bleak Supermax prison is where the United States incarcerates the ‘worst of the worst’ criminals.

Most inmates at Supermax are given a television, but their only actual view of the outside world is a 4-inch window. They have minimal interaction with other people and eat all their meals in their cells.

Before his sentencing, Guzman complained about the conditions of his confinement and told the judge he was denied a fair trial. He alleged that the U.S. District Judge Brian Cogan failed to thoroughly investigate claims of juror misconduct.



More info and photos through the link

https://www.mazechmedia.com/2019/07/inside-colorados-bleak-supermax-prison-where-joaquin-el-chapo-guzman-will-spend-life-in-prison/
This incident just reminds me of don Pablo so far the greatest drug lord
Romance / Re: Before You Visit That Friend You Met On Social Media by kenigwe18: 6:42am On Jul 18, 2019
vivypretty:
Social media platforms these days are filled with monsters, mean people, deceitful people

alongside charming people, funny people, angels in form of humans; who understand us, love us, check up on us etc.

The latter set of people make us want to be online all the time no matter how expensive data is, even better now that there is free facebook(sorry you can’t view pictures).smiley

With time, a new friendship is created and tick-tock visiting hours are here. winkThe visiting plans are made between the man and woman to cement the already blossoming relationship into a concrete affair.

Gone are the days of,
girl : babe send me transport money.

The new thing is,
Boy : babe just come with your money or borrow money from your friend, I will pay you back when you get here.
(Boys are now men lol)laugh

Most often than not, it is the girl that goes the extra miles to meet the boy (well hello sister, we are in a man’s world)angry

Here are few reasons why we girls shouldn’t make that trip.

1. He may not be who he says he is:

Let me start by reminding you that all you know about him is all he told you he is;
hear say (NB hear say evidence is not always admissible in court in all cases, ask a
lawyercool). That means if he says he is an alpha male like teddy A, you would be banking on his word until you go there and meet a he-she (like our bobby somebody).
Don’t even depend on his profile or his pictures because a native doctor is also a doctorlaughlaugh. This reminds me of when a luscious diva sent me a friend request on facebook. Of course I wasn’t going to accept such a person with that kind of name (for God’s sake!! I am protective of my male friends as an elder sister shouldangel) but I was surprised to see that almost all of her picture backgrounds had strong resemblance with either my black gate or my range rover sport (except that the plate number is always covered). I got the shock of my life when I went to buy food from the food truck seller very close to my house one evening.
Her reply to my good evening was “madam you no want accept my friend request for facebook abi?" surprise(see me see wahala, how am I to know that madam Veronica is the same with lusa cious diva?)
Little wonder phones are expensive these days, filter cameras are the bomb!!

2. What took you there?

If your answer to the above question can convince any audience beyond all reasonable doubt then aunty carry your bag and make that trip but if not, aunty super glue your butt to your house. That would be the first question people will ask you when you chemically react to uncle’s touchwink in an agressive way.
So many other questions would be thrown at you if you can’t answer the above question, examples are “is he your brother?”
“shebi na you carry yourself come abi na kidnap he kidnap you?”
“ashawo, he no pay you complete?”
Once upon a time I didn’t know the answer to the above question when one brother invited me over to his place. He sounded so harmless over the phone and mature. He even promised to douse himself with cold water if his body should misbehavewink. For my church mind, I have found a brother in Christ. The day came and I prepared looking as beautiful as always. I called my partner in crime aka my sister to inform her of my journey , only for her to narrate to me how daddy called her and told her about a bad dream he had concerning the death of one of us.
Hmmmm, heaven knows I am not liable to die young so I had to retreat and surrender (this type of hear say evidence is admissible in my court, thank youyes). The problem became how to tell my brother in christ that our planned mission has been aborted after all my promise and past disappointments.

Our beloved brother finally called sounding all happy like the MMM founder after it was introduced in Nigerialaugh. Just know that the brother dropped the call before I could finish apologizing for not keeping my promise and he never did call back nor chatted me up again. Surprisingly after a year, bros remembered me and wanted us to meet again. I was still stating my terms and conditions one of which was ‘no sex’ when bros replied with “I am not your brother. We go just do am and I go satisfy you so tey you go ask for more”.surprise
That was how my ear went back to factory reset and all I could say was thank you God for stopping me from going the first time.

3. Are you up for sex with just anyone?

The first question you should ask yourself before embarking on that journey is “are you up for sex with just anyone?”. Irrespective of the Anthony Joshua’s body you think he has or the Andy Ruiz’s body you think he doesn’t have, are you up for ‘bedmatics’ with random people?
If you can’t have sex with random people please do save your taekwondo skill for Anthony Joshua and remain in your house except you have the strength to fight from dusk till dawn. Or do you not mind being raped?
The generally perceived notion is that "women want sex even when they say no because they are just being shy to give in easily”sad

That was how another brother was inviting me over. I was yet to make up my mind, so I told him I will think about it. The bros started asking me the naughtiest thing I have ever done in life (aside from lying I know I am a saint). I told the brother I can’t remember but when I do I will tell him. I then asked bros the naughtiest thing he has ever done. Bros confessed to having engaged in twosome, party and the other so come stuff, all have always been consensual (brethren, what does he really mean because I don’t understand)frown

4. In the middle of nowhere

Does it ever occur to you that you could be going to a no lands , and, not like Lagos but a land where you don’t know your way, a land where you have no friends, relations or village people and a land where all you have got is yourself surrounded by strangers who could be worse/ better than your village people.
Who do you turn to if things don’t go as planned?
What do you do when you get lost in such a place? (my own is to keep praying that you at least have your transport fare with you)
Will the boy even be worried for a sec if something should happen to you on your way to see him?

Brethren, here comes the end of my sermon but remember that this sermon is for all the good girls.




Thank you.

cc : Farano
cc:Rocktation
Nice post I got to give that..
You just seem forget there re two sides to this
You don't expect shy pple who feels they could connect thru this burst their shell when reading this rather they crawl back in
Or haven't seen pple get who met online here and eventually got married. Look at the brighter side that's what this post is missing. There are good pple out there too.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by kenigwe18: 6:20am On Jul 18, 2019
Viicfuntop:



Shut up already. The more you talk, shows how limited you are intellectually. Did your mother mistakenly drop you when you were a child, because I don’t see how a grown man who said he has been living in Europe for 15years could not get his sense of reasoning to acclimatize with his environment. You sound really stupid for a grown man. Your parents should have left you behind in the village. Adult baby. You are the perfect example of “you can take a man from the village but can’t take the village from him”. Uncultured pig
grin bet why viicfuntop
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by kenigwe18: 6:10am On Jul 18, 2019
Genea:
oga 2 wrongs can't make a right. You are the elder one here and yet you are immature. You met this girl at 19yrs in 2017 and she would be 21years this year, she is not yet matured, you stole her innocence and you have to pay for it. Mister man better go and marry her and stop with all these excuses
Leave him let him be saying rubbish there

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Romance / Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by kenigwe18: 1:47am On Jul 18, 2019
iLegendd:
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys the book has made more than 100k already and I'm expecting it to make 200k+ or at least 150k+ this month. Remember, the money is piling up while I sleep. Yes, I know 100k is too small, but imagine making 100k x 50 or 100 books every single month.

My brothers and sisters, if you read this post to this stage and by this time 2020 you haven't started this business, then your village people strong pass Algerian players.

My target is for this new account to make 5 million a month and before 2020 or at most in 2020, it will be achieved. It's easy to do when you master keyword research and copywriting.
cry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies 2.0 '18 by kenigwe18: 1:45am On Jul 18, 2019
Missmossy:


This is so depressing,am not too shocked seen similar acts in Oshodi. Nigeria is indeed a mad house filled with lot of oppression.
Yeah innocents just at the wrong place
Celebrities / Re: Jada Pollock Dumps Wizkid Over Domestic Violence by kenigwe18: 1:37am On Jul 18, 2019
mirexxx:
Based on my experience with a few. Their lives mostly is complicated. Its either they are struggling with love life, emotions or crazy mind games and moodiness from hell. They are stuck in a problem but won't let you render help cos they know it all. I've dated one. It was about to get passionate until he ended it just like that with no reason at all. So I knew this one wasn't okay. I don't like to conclude that they are all like that but whenever I come across one of them I handle them with care.
Hmmmn
Celebrities / Re: Saraki, Secondus, Peter Obi, Others At Dino Melaye's Mother's Burial (photos) by kenigwe18: 1:28am On Jul 18, 2019
Mjshexy:
How we keep spending money on burial ceremonies. Dino is being prepared to take over the governorship seat of Kogi state, its very obvious PDP has handed the ticket to him & he is likely to win.
Or he has already won undecided

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Culture / Re: Solved by kenigwe18: 1:16am On Jul 18, 2019
MissRaine69:
Xxxxxx
Now I'm intrigued on what you posted here
Romance / Re: Because Of 3000 She Block Me On Whatsapp by kenigwe18: 1:10am On Jul 18, 2019
ImaIma1:
It is not every lady that a guy should approach. You just meet a girl somewhere and shoot your shot. Is she your spec, your taste, your level...or anything goes for you.

Some guys don't have a spec. It's just "where belle face". They will now come and open thread to insult us all.
grin anywhere belle face... That part got me
Well anyway hope you know same goes for babes too
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 5 Years On A Plane (Photos) by kenigwe18: 12:57am On Jul 18, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
That guy is handsome. The way dark skinned people turn me on ehn.
I'm dark skinned grin
Business / Re: Did You Know That You Can Get Quick Cash Under 5minutes Using Your Phone? by kenigwe18: 12:35am On Jul 18, 2019
What's so wrong you posting it here
Education / Re: Top 5 Universities In Italy by kenigwe18: 12:27am On Jul 18, 2019
Try posting it here op
Romance / Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by kenigwe18: 2:27pm On Jul 16, 2019
iLegendd:


No, don't be a slave. Even if you're not great at writing, you can go into it with money by hiring a Ghostwriter. All you need to to spend time online researching how the business work.

Yes, this research is boring and that's why most Nigerians give up. Out of the thousands of people who read this post, I can assure you only 20 will take action and out of these 20, 5 of them will give up by saying it's confusing and too difficult.

I just laugh at their laziness. If only they can push through, they will be millionaires soon. Imagine making millions while you sleep? People will think you're a ritualist. No more financial depression or frustration.

It doesn't matter the course you studied. What matters is the willingness to make money writing. I'll soon publish a cookbook on foods I don't even know how to cook.

How will I get the content? Ghostwriter, then polish it off with some rewritten info from Google.
Really shocked that would be nice..... Can we talk privately sir

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Romance / Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by kenigwe18: 5:13am On Jul 16, 2019
iLegendd:
Update. 8k left for the book to make 100k in 15 days.

You see, the money is accruing while I'm busy doing the things I love. Don't you want such type of money? I'll soon go the bathroom to shower and before I'm done taking my bath, more money will be added.

My people, if you're not writing books, you f*ckin' missing cash.
Just went through this thread and I must say kudos to the OP. Truly I haven't really come across any thing educative & productive here on NL, just here for the fun of it. I'm kind of interested in this but I should be candid really not really good at writing. Most stuffs you explained here, not really conversant with them due to my course of study. I spend a great deal of time online and I would really like to start making it profitable for me. I'm down to any suggestions you have even the online jobs you condemned as slavery @iLegendd
Celebrities / Re: What I Learnt, After Being Arrested By E-money - Cute9jamedia by kenigwe18: 8:25pm On Jul 15, 2019
Okay o
Phones / Re: The best way to read Whatsapp Deleted Messages by kenigwe18: 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2019
Pompeyzeed:



Are you on free mode..lol
He won't be able to comment with his moniker if he's on free mode dude
Phones / Re: The best way to read Whatsapp Deleted Messages by kenigwe18: 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2019
Click go where undecided
Celebrities / Re: This New Photo Of Jidenna Is Making Ladies Go Gaga (Photo) by kenigwe18: 8:54am On Jul 12, 2019
victorian:










Which one is what I'm I thinking.

You said u look like jidenna but the dark version.

But looking at your profile pic? You are short not tall, sighs

You don't have his look at all! Not even the burnt version of him.

Lol

Guy! Look if you say you be male like jidenna, you right on that

But remove those glasses u might have on and see the huge difference between u and him.

It's so clear!

Haba!
grin see early momo savage.... Aiit guessed u figured everything out. There's no point saying anything anymore
Celebrities / Re: This New Photo Of Jidenna Is Making Ladies Go Gaga (Photo) by kenigwe18: 8:40am On Jul 12, 2019
victorian:










But your profile pic says otherwise sad

Chai undecided
Now I'm intrigued smiley what u thinkin'
Romance / Re: THE 10k That Changed My Life (Picture) by kenigwe18: 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2019
lillan042:
I wanna learn from u sire
You think its legit?
Celebrities / Re: This New Photo Of Jidenna Is Making Ladies Go Gaga (Photo) by kenigwe18: 10:38pm On Jul 11, 2019
victorian:









Yes o! I'm tripping o!

Lemme not lie!

If you have such looks Biko holla at moi! With or without tattoo.

Seeing him, as brought all my senses alive!!!! Lol

Sure now I'm just the darker version grin

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