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acenazt:
Bros Dem naked swear for you? Which level you climb na?? If black man carry himself copy white man,na ur market?

"u no get gist abeg"

Compliment of d season. I'm Kenmatt. Very matured, independent, lives in PH. Needs a good naira lander lady for a serious affairs. Hit me up @ dis e mail for details, ogbonnachidi86 @gmail.com. Ds s my no 1forum cos rich minds are here.

Season's greetings to u all.

U all knw dt culture is a people's way of life.Due to low self esteem, we blacks or Africans negrete our culture. D clamour for civilization, socialization n westernization has eaten deep into our system. I'm not here to cajole any white man's culture but to high light ours.

Firstly, eating with a fork n knife. How could u eat wt fork n knife wen u knw dt d larger portion shd be dropping n dis will subject u to time taking instead of using ur bare hand n enjoy ur meal.

Secondly, d most annoying part is dt even d food is eaten wt a left hand. What an awkward!!!.

Dress code, dis guys' dressing most times are like an eyesore. In Scotland, men wear skirts. Dis isn't ridiculous? In dis xmass period, u shd come out wt ur proudly African attires like Buba, Asoke,Babariga,Isiagu.

Again, uncooked food, d so called salads n lots more are something I can't try. Any time I want to enjoy my self, I will go for Fufu, Garri n pounded yam wt a good soup.

Borrowed life, u can save n buy ur self a Golf unlike them that will be driving a hire purchase n they could drive it for life. In d name of subsidies or grant.

Timing, when its 8am here, its 7am in UK n 2am in US. Is this not outdated n backwardness?.

Speaking through d nose, how can one be talking through d nose n ur emulating him claiming ur talking slangs "I wanna ganna" instead of voicing out like a real man or woman u are.

Disrespectful, how can a young man sees his grand father n bring forth one hand to shake n utter; "granny wot's up?".

Gay n lesbianism, Ds is even a taboo before God d creator.

D list goes on but u can add urs. Its a high time we braced our culture with a keen interest because even d civilization its self, originated from Africa. Ejypt to be precise. Happy xmass n joyous new year.

Greetings to you all. Pls I'ld like to draw the attention of the general public, house of senate whose number one, two and three agendas are the people, the power, house and works minister, Babatunde Fashola, to this mehem, injustice, exploitation and the stealing by trick, brought to us by the power distribution companies in the name of pre paid metre. We were all excited when we saw these guys mounting pre paid for us all. We thought the end has come when the "NEPA boys" will be cutting our light without justifications. Bringing bills with out actually reading the metres and the so called estimated bills which are outrageous. Mine was installed last month. I went to their office to buy or subscribe it. I was told that two months service charge will be deducted from the amount I am paying which is about #1444. The question now is, perhaps I bought #5000 worth of subscription as it is pay as you use. And decides to be economizing it by putting off all my lights, AC, washing machine, heater and lots more just to make sure it serves me up to eight to nine months or I even travelled with in this period, I will pay eight to nine months service charge which is about #7000. Come on! This is real bad. It is exploitation in deed. Government should pls look into this because it is taking a pound of fresh on us Nigerians. Thank you very much. yours truly, kenmatt.

Dat one dey!!! Na ma favorite.

Oh My World!!! Cyril Stober. A legend in broadcasting. I could remember some time last three years, a cousine of mine visited me, who is about two to three years older than me. It was 9pm, I changed my television to NTA to catch up with the news at nine. It was Cyril Stober. My cousins exclaimed; "CYRIL STOBER, this man, so this man still dey chop NTA monie, this man that has been working with NTA before I was born". I chuckled, since then, I began to take note of him,Cyril stober.

Hi ladies and gents. Which app on your phone is your favorite? Below written are mine in their oder of important to me.

(1) Naira land. Nairaland is an app I open moment after moment just to check what's fresh. I'm addicted to it in such away that I set it up in a way that any FP hit my phone direct as if I just got an SMS.

(2) BBCsports,I wake up as early as 1am to check what's on on the day's bbcsports gossip column. Where I get an update on happenings around the sports world.

(3) Watsapp, I always check on watsapp because its where I meet my relative,friends, customers,clients and business associate.

(4)google, I hook up to google frequently because I source and dig for an information or knowledge because no one knows it all.

(5) Bible, this is a spiritual book that feeds one spiritually and transmittes
physical strength, knowledge and understanding to a mortal man. Truelly, Kenmatt likes this app.

(6) Nigeria constitution, I'm a political commentator, I like drawing phrases and clauses from the Constitution just to back up my points.

(7) Truecaller, this is another app that's driving me crazy. I use it to spot and identify incoming calls and SMS. Unsuspected fraudster called me this morning claiming what and who he is not without knowing that his name is already showing.

( Play store, folks,I always check in on playstore. Its where I download my favorites indeed.

(9) Contacts, for real I must turn to my contacts almost every minute because I make calls. I said I Make calls. I don't flash, like some of you do.

(10)Najuju, what's up and what's on on the world of black. I salute you all.