₦airaland Forum

Trimjos:
Dey play. Arthur that gift governors money. This is not hear say, I have been with him countless times when this happened. He does not need ebonyi money.

What does he do for a living?

Just tell us please.

AllahOfBlood:
And the stupid Umahi puppet called a governor is standing with his face like farm hoe, stretching one hand without showing at least a bit of courtesy

What I do when people holder than me or even my age mate prostrate before me, I also prostrate before them with my two hands join together to reciprocate the respect.
I do same even with young people.

"That one nah yhu"

APOPTOSIS:
Your statement is treasonable to the masses.
You are reason Nigeria is Finished and will never be resuscitated. Ur brain is wired to worship these men.

What about the POWER of The People...?
What about the Power of the constitution (the people)
What about the People who put him there?
You think they can't kick him out?
Because that country is Nigeria where such never happens. Your mates in Sri Lanka chased their president out of his residential apartment.
Many took over his bedroom and his swimming pooL.
The President was forced to be a Tenant in his own country and here you are making this statement.

Your Kinds are the ones empowering WIKE & Nigerian Pentecostal Pastors....
YOU deserve all the sufferings you're getting there.

Go and sit down.

The guys is absolutely right.

After God, it's the President, after him, the Governor.

Know it and know peace.

Don't claim you know what you don't know

That yesterday's match has killed two prominent Nigerians. There could still be more we have not heard.

Even when Nigeria won the match, had it been Nigeria lost to South Africa, who knows how many that would have died on or before now.

But, on a serious note, could this be the sacrifice for the Trophy 🏆 Nigeria is about to lift.

Ukafor:
My gf has just delivered a baby girl, am now a proud father, it very true that babies bring goodluck, my baby has brought grace and goodluck to me all thanks to God.

It was really hard in the begining but i pull through, secondly be mindful of your words, words are powerful, i remember having a conversation with my then gf 2 years ago about having a child, i didn't meant any of it, this was what i said that day to her "in 2024 am gonna have a child by any means" and it come to pass.

I wasn't ready, every attempt to abort didn't work out, i pray God should forgive me for trying abortion.

THE FACT (1) Word are powerful anything you said about yourself may likely come to pass. (2) every child born bring grace and blessing to the parent, everything keep working for me.

Despite being an apprentice am able to take good care of my baby and the mother.


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I didn't go through.

But going by the last paragraph I saw, how are you able to take good care of your family when you are only but an apprentice?

Are you sure you are not into any Shady deals?

Even people who are working in a constituted Firms with a defined take home pay find it difficult this time that prices have gone so high.

Arobaga:
Useless robotic artifact has been updated in France







I hope they serviced and overhauled you well so that your new battery can last upto 3 months before you leave again






Most stupid president alive

Are you sure you have not driven nuts?

owiko:
No be Micra wey full Ibadan I the see so?

Micra still dey Ibadan?

Wait ooh!

Na because say them say Ibadan na ancient City, na wetin make old houses, old vehicles, everything old full Ibadan

And the person's handwriting is very good.

But, is it by handwriting?

Most times, there is this popular belief that those that can speak good English do not really write good English.


The above notion can only seem truthful if you are in any of the Cities that pigin English is commonly spoken.

Wao!

She has recovered ooh!!

She is actually looking great now.

God bless the good old days.

When we used musical relics to woo our Ladies.

The "onyibo" mentality has eaten deep into their system, wherein Ladies and children have upper hand while men are subjected and they have accepted to be the subordinate instead of the head.

As a result, in as much as those white men do
not see worth or any value taking them as wife but just for fun, no Nigerian man will marry them hence they become toxic to your life and your life's span is reduced drastically.

Can someone tell me why we have Widows everywhere but scanty of Widowers?

Why She just got old?

Could it be as a result of constant injection of spermatozoa?

ThierryJay:
Saudi league remains a walai talaì league.

Inter Miami is the worst club in MLS. They get beaten by four, five goals plus by good MLS teams. It's like the Norwich city of the MLS. Al Nassr is one of the top 3 in Saudi. That's like a Liverpool level.

You cannot use Miami to test the strength of Saudi league. It's like matching up Norwich vs Galatasaray and saying Turkish league is better than EPL when Norwich gets whooped.

If anything, the fact that Messi was able to drag such a shit team to a trophy is the 8th wonder of the world. It shows Messi's impact on a dead team. Messi came on for the last 7 minutes and suddenly Nassr could not threaten or score a goal again.

Meanwhile Al Nassr was as impressive as ever without Ronaldo anyway.

It's a meaningless match for Messi. Ronaldo and co can enjoy this win as their W cup trophy

So you think Galatasaray will "whoop" Norwich?

Young Man go and have a Sit.

You spit on Nigeria and will do anything to leave, who cares?

What happened in United State of America couple of years back, can you remember?

G. Floidd was squeezed to death by American Police.

Police brutality is almost everywhere.

How can you be bold to dish to a public forum that you damaged your sexual life as a result of Porn watching.

Who told you watching Porn does damage on one's sexual health?

Go and carefully treat the untreated or mistreated infection that has eaten deep into your system

It's all good.

No strong team again to challenge Nigeria for the Trophy.

Who told you that you would have been selected if you had attended the interview?

What will be will be.

Bros, you F up.

You want the Handlers to do something when low self esteem has eaten deep into your system.

Haven't you heard! "It begins with you"?
Why didn't you just tell the new Landlord and keep telling any Landlord should he or she cares or not that you are from Abakiliki and have their reaction.

Any one who doesn't want to rent his house to you simply because of that should hug a Transformer.

But low self esteem couldn't let you do just that.

On another note, your people are something else, please don't feel offended, but it's a gospel truth.

Forfeit for which Government?

The so called Government it' self, aren't they theives?

Peterrio:
I need your sincere advise guys.

So someone offered to help my fiancée get a job and also help her relocate abroad. He's one of her sponsors in school, he's a married man, a doctor too and they live in United States.

I have plans of wedding my fiancée before she leaves Nigeria so it will be easier to join her in the US

Now the issue is, if l get married to her before then, the man might lose interest in helping her.

Right now i am confused, i will appreciate any good advise on how to handle this situation.

I really want her to get that job and relocate and i want to join her as well.

You have just accepted it wholeheartedly that you have no worth, no value.

Nigeria Naira even has more value than you.

Even when you're dead sure that this man is having a canal knowledge of her and will continue to do that when She arrives US.

Why would the man get dispirited in helping her should he finds out she tied the knot if not why?

Gosh!

Spicy Chicken feet.

Oh My World!!

We call it "Waka-Shege"

Do you guys know what? There is a Posh Bar in my arena, everyone that comes there would always be forming Flashy. Demanding for expensive meats that does not worth it.

I would just come in with my "Waka-Shege" That guy that prepares it does it very well.

finallybusy:
How much is beer that way?

1k and 800, Depending on your brand.

Ilamina:
Rumubiekwe estate is so underrated

What I have been missing

I prefer it, too new gra or old gra

But I heard gulf estate and harmony estate is better

I am in between Rumuibekwe and Golf Estate.

Hit me up right now let's hang out in De'bliss Bar, all expenses paid by me

Wainey:
Bed= 90k
Bedframe 100k
TV 70k
Fridge 75k
Chair and center table 120k
Tv stand 35k
Water dispenser 35k
Microwave 18k

Almost 600k to set up this room assuming you are buying the things cheap.

Some of us, our entire networth no reach 500k and we don deh already start life with person daughter

What are in that room worth more than one million naira.

In every game, including on the Street, someone must loose, someone must win.

Ghana just lost.

It's no big deal.

osmosis101:
U daft for putting ur NIN here.... It seems u dont knw the worth/value.... DEM GO WOUND U

How?

Greetings to you all.



Happy New Year to you all.

Women are toxic.

As simple as that.

Nigeria's Super Eagles will still serve us the breakfast as usual.

Nigeria only had the dream team from the year 1993 -98.

After which, anything Nigeria football has gone to comatose.

Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

Judging from the market value the red apple cost more, with that I believe the red is more nutritional.

If you're actually judging by the market value, a bottle of water is not more than two (#200) hundred naira while a bottle of Jin is not less than one thousand (#1000).

So, what happens here?

Water is more healthy and benefitial than the Jin or Whiskey bottle.

Seun don go Twitter, them fire am there, him come carry the vextation come back to Nairaland.

Even the manner he was gushing, has ethnic jingoism undertone.

Upon the entire State money way them dey launder up and down, them no even look fresh.

That King has my Character, that's what it's.