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CelebritiesRe: Dino Melaye Cooking For Himself On New Year Day In Dubai (Photos) by Kenmatt(m): 4:35pm On Jan 01, 2024
He better cook for himself ooh!!!

He is the Nigerian Governor of Twitter.

We all know the Nigerian President of Twitter.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's New Year Message To Nigerians by Kenmatt(m): 4:28pm On Jan 01, 2024
I didn't go through.

Do I even need to go through?

Why is Peter Obi delivering a new year messages to Nigerians?

Is he a Nigerian President?

Or was it because President Tinubu delivered a new year messages he too wants to do the same.

Maybe, they say he is the Nigerian President of X (Twitter).
PoliticsRe: Delete Delete by Kenmatt(m): 10:43am On Dec 30, 2023
Op, those periods you were winning and withdrawing your millions, you didn't tell us ooh!
PoliticsRe: Every Igbo Person Gets Goosebumps On Sighting This Place While Going To The East by Kenmatt(m): 10:23am On Dec 30, 2023
I do come home from the other side, not from that Bridge though.

But the last time I passed the Bridge to PH instead of taking Warri, I actually felt calm, love and peace of mind.
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Kenmatt(m): 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2023
drizzle0007:
Getting married in the same year you wish to save and start a business is not advisable
You're on point.
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Kenmatt(m): 5:08pm On Dec 24, 2023
lavylilly:
Are you for real?
If I tell you that you're a gold digger, you know actually that I am right?
Christianity EtcRe: Will God Answer This Lady's Prayer? by Kenmatt(m): 10:11am On Dec 24, 2023
Yes ooh!!!

God can still answer her prayers.

God is not man.

God does not see the way we see.

Even when you tie up your entire body with clothes, God sees inside-out.

In fact, we are all naked before God.

This was why when the first man and woman created by God saw that they were naked, they covered their body with leaves and became shy to have a date with God.

When God asked, they gave an excuse that as they heard His voice, they became ashamed and covered up.

God then asked them how they knew that they were naked.
PropertiesRe: Lagos State Government Removes Illegal Street Gates In Lekki Phase 1 by Kenmatt(m): 6:13pm On Dec 23, 2023
I didn't go through.

But these gates have done great deals in curbing criminality in most of the Estates in PH
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump: African, Asian Immigrants Poisoning US Blood by Kenmatt(m): 3:52pm On Dec 18, 2023
Donald Trump is a talkative
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump: African, Asian Immigrants Poisoning US Blood by Kenmatt(m): 3:51pm On Dec 18, 2023
Donald is a talkative
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by Kenmatt(m): 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2023
Lovemeharder:
Nigerian girl's are gold diggers, infact majority of them.
The only thing I like about you is your moniker.

Hitmeharder.
CareerRe: Is It Right To Tell Your Boss "Send Your Account Let Me Credit You For Xmas? by Kenmatt(m): 8:59pm On Dec 16, 2023
Comrade, instead of you asking your Boss to push through his or her figures for you to jam up the details for Xmas which he or she might misunderstand and tag insulting.

Hit up 0512515027 (Smart Cash Bank) for a cherished and valued Xmass love expression while you're moving forward.
PoliticsRe: NSCDC Promotes Shem Obafiaye To Deputy Commandant-General by Kenmatt(m): 6:10pm On Dec 15, 2023
It's all good
FoodRe: Which Is More Economical For A Large Family by Kenmatt(m): 5:47pm On Dec 13, 2023
How can you be wasting your gas just to boil water to take bath?

It's not just an economic waste but it will also subject you to be catching cold the more after you must have left the bathroom.
RomanceRe: Groom In Traditional Attire Ties The Knot From Hospital Bed In SA (PICS) by Kenmatt(m): 7:34pm On Dec 12, 2023
I didn't go through however.

But let's just face fact.

Should the guy is unable to make it out of the illness, how is it g'nna look like afterwards?

Not really that I am wishing him calamity as the case may be.
SportsRe: Osimhen & 4 Other Nigerians That Have Won The African Player Of The Year Award by Kenmatt(m): 6:08pm On Dec 12, 2023
That list is incomplete since Austin Jay Jay Okocha is not there.

However, the award is not actually given to the best player as the heading looks.

Just like the winner of the world Beauty pageant.

She is not really the most beautiful girl in the world
FamilyRe: Loss Of Libido Due To Depression: How Does One Revive It? by Kenmatt(m):
I think I have gone through.


Hear you this all you Youths of this present generation.

DON'T or STOP the usage of sex enhancement drugs in order to perform or to impress her.

Go natural, if you wanna eat, eat nutritiously.



That's that.
HealthRe: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Kenmatt(m): 12:10pm On Dec 10, 2023
Otunbakayce:
Fine, don't go to hospital anymore just make google your Doctor.
So a Doctor trying to make a differential diagnosis of drug abuse which is rampant among youths is now incompetent.
The MOD that pushed this yeah to the front page needs to be relieved of his job.
One of the quack doctors on the beat.
FoodRe: Rate This Homemade Concoction Rice. by Kenmatt(m): 6:29pm On Dec 09, 2023
ahnie:
Noted!!
Wao!!!

I just love the gentle manner you picked the correction.

You must be good.

Can you hit me up let's chat up.
FoodRe: Rate This Homemade Concoction Rice. by Kenmatt(m):
ahnie:
It's weekend let's have fun foodies
I decided to quickly arrange this redoil rice to hold body.


Ingredients

Blended crayfish
Bell pepper
Ginger/garlic
Redoil
Curry
Salt
Seasoning
Ochra spice.
Smoked catfish

Cc: nlfpmod
Mynd44
dominique
You didn't do well.

It's not by packing all the smoked Fish and placed it all ontop of the small Rice you dished out with the Plate.

Scent leaves does it better when it's "Concotion Rice" than Curry.
RomanceRe: Impregnating Your Spouse Before Marriage Is Not A Guarantee by Kenmatt(m): 7:50pm On Dec 08, 2023
You don't need to blame guys on this too.

Most of these ladies have damaged their ovary grand with drugs.

Sparmatozoa can't chill and fertilise for goodness sake.
EducationRe: Man Finally Graduates After Spending 12 Years In University by Kenmatt(m): 8:28pm On Dec 06, 2023
What is he g'nna do with the LLB in Law when NL doesn't admits NOUN Law graduates?
CareerRe: Go Back To School At Age 40 by Kenmatt(m): 3:07pm On Dec 05, 2023
sacajawea:
I would suck dick to make money.
I don't care, as long as it's real good money, it doesn't matter to be very honest...

That don't make me gay..
Young man, poverty has eaten deep into your system.
CareerRe: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Also Do (photos) by Kenmatt(m): 8:20pm On Nov 28, 2023
ugodson:
Whats the location maybe
She is good at what She does
RomanceRe: "I'm Not A Mugu, I Know My Husband Has A 2nd Wife & Kids Back Home”-Oyinbo Woman by Kenmatt(m):
Very soon, "Mugu" will be accepted, adopted and assimilated into English grammar, just like many other Nigeria local parlance that have found their way into the English Dictionary.

Truthfully, Nigerian is really an English speaking country. We have influenced English grammar usage a lot. Eg: Buharism.

It's just low self esteem that has eaten deep into our system. If not, "Broken or pigin English" should be formalised both on official and non official communications.

What United States do speak is also a "pigin English" too. But what the "Onyibo Woman" said is as true as Gospel.
AutosRe: Sold! SOLD!! Really Clean 2007 Honda CRV.... Judiciously Used!!!! by Kenmatt(m): 3:22am On Nov 28, 2023
Is this still available?
CareerRe: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Also Do (photos) by Kenmatt(m): 8:49pm On Nov 27, 2023
This is actually commendable.

Seeing a lady putting her brain, efforts, skills and energy in meeting human needs.

Everyone must not be waiting for that white collar jobs.

You can create job for your self and even for others by being creative and artistic.

May God bless your hustle and bustle Damsel.
FashionRe: Braided Hairstyle: Fashion Or Madness? by Kenmatt(m): 8:29pm On Nov 27, 2023
It's simply a waste of money.

The surprising thing is that we guys find Cornrows natural, sexy and magnetic.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran WARNS Israel - “Any More War Crimes And We Will Intervene” by Kenmatt(m): 10:29am On Nov 25, 2023
EquitableTech:
Did i read the bold correctly?

ARe you not insane lik dis?
Iron Dome is an exclusive preserve of Isreal...theyy invented it and has refused to sell the technology to any nation on Earth.

Small boys coming online with borrowed data to type rubish.
Stop showcasing your shallow mind set.

Iron Dome can only intercept a short range Rocket.
PoliticsRe: How APC Shared Party Structure In Rivers Between Amaechi, Wike Loyalists by Kenmatt(m): 7:42am On Nov 24, 2023
Wike's political movement has come to it's last bus stop.

After President Tinubu, the power is going back to the North.

This is just the bitter truth.

Wike will end up jumping from one Political Party to the other all of no effect, just as Atiku is doing.

If it's returning to the South again after fifteen years, Prof Soludo will stand a better chance then.
Car TalkRe: I Drove From Lagos To Akure With ₦‎2,450 Using CNG As Fuel by Kenmatt(m): 7:29am On Nov 24, 2023
You carry this small motor dey drive 120 km.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The Biggest Challenge You Overcame This Year? by Kenmatt(m): 5:30am On Nov 23, 2023
bilo1:
It has really been a tough,depressing and challenging year...I lost my sister and her baby during childbirth,also lost my uncle same day and my grandma 3weeks afterwards,she could not bear the devasting news...but in all,we give thanks to Almighty God.
May God give you the fortitude to bear the loss.

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