₦airaland Forum

blesseddivah:
nyama.. wtf

what does 'nyama' mean pls? in another news,u pretty endowed! accept my greetings!

gesundheit:
And may the gods rid your privates with incurable boil for spewing trash. It was an invitation and he present his wishes and the Americans are at the liberty to grant these wishes. How is that the president fault?? anyways it's expected of brain comatose idi..ot like you to spew trash since you worship in the alter of the most useless president in the planet. Get your wailing asss to otueke.

lmao......bros,easy o. lol. funniest and meanest response so far! lol.

adekennis:
Cheating is bad but if at all a married man wanna cheat...Plsssss protect your self for the sake of your self and wife...I swear down 85 percent married men cheat including nd u hardly knw

I have to agree with u,esp d last sentence! *covers face*

Trailblazer1:
Is Osun still a State

yes,state of osun!

Trailblazer1:
Is Osun still a State

yes,state of osun!

can someone explain dat sign on d bottle!? like if uv been watching vampire movies,u will b familiar with it. #justsaying tho.
meanwhile, it's cool to roll with d big guys,not boys!

na wa o. Atleast he tried by pulling out and wanting to distribute the product despite d strike. although he sef get hand for s subsidy scam. but issoryte....God bless Nigeria .

Glo can't make any statement coz their chairman is one of d oil cabals....adenuga of cornoil . so dey have enof to run their stations and businesses.
etisalat,mtn and odas how market?
meanwhile,I hop dey resolve this fuel issue o coz its really getting out of hands.
God bless naija.

lmao.
Dats gud.

lmao

true and wise reaction from asiwaju. meanwhile,Igbo's have d rite to vote anyone of their choice just like every oda Nigerian citizen.
wish d candidates best of luck.... .may the best man win!

GOATandYAMtheory:
A man dat has bn rejected by his family members. U must have some things in common for you to say you like him..*spits*

Atleast,he is not owing his civil servants 5months salaries unlike APC governors of osun and ogun I suppose.
Politics apart,he is after making life bettter for the common man,sometn no APC governor can match,instead,dey engage in white-elephant projects,wch is a way of siphoning money for demselves and their demi-god,tinubu.
For the election,let d best man win,and whoever loses should take it in gud faith.

EggovinMma:
*farts*

Lol! DAT really goes a long way to tell us more about u!
Continue,God is watching u on 3D!

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

The biggest fool av met so far happens to b u! How much are u earning urself? Or dnt dnt u think ladies like u also atleast earn sometn? Na ur type ur papa no c one room apartment build all his life. #bunch of hungry gals!

The good cookk is not ugkly,she is juust not well packaged unlke d so called pretty lady.. I'll go for d gud cook,den spend Money on her to package her,and she will look no diifferent from d beautiful one in looks. While d beautifuyl one is bouund to lose her catch to anoda gud cook!

agabaI23:
Amaechi is still owing have you talked to him? I am sure Aregbe has not paid because is not here to help out.

Dnt mind him,my colleagues in osun state said they are being owed about 4 or 5 months salaries,can't really remember d actual figure. When pdp is getting it right I dnt hesistate to say it dat dey r getting it right,and same applies too any oda party or govrenor doing it right.

Mynd44:
Fayose needs to pay civil servants first. There is no stomach infrastructure better than collecting your salary as at when due

I prefer people discussing wih facts and figures. Fayose,since he assumed office isn't owing civil servant. He even pays btw 22nd and 28th of the month,except February payment that spilled into March 2nd and he gave his reasons for that. The APC man,fayemi,left without paying 3months salaries to civil servants,and presently,fayose has paid atleast 1month to most of us,and two months areears to some out of the debts incurred by fayemi of APC..
Am not into politics,buh when we c the truth,let's say it;FAYOSE IS NOT OWING HIS CIVIL SERVANTS;and I can sat this coz I am a civil servant in ekiti state!!!
Thank u.

ismokeweed:
From edo state? How disgusting. We don't breed such pvssies. He must have schooled in the west.

Guess u skipped where d op wrote dat d loverboy schooled in uniben!

ritababe:
She no fine self

Buh like seriously,d derenle's babe fine pass u o. Even tot d people dat said out first were lying.
Make una free ds guy,he is living his life.. Try live urs!

Since dey aint from same parentss make it a lil better. Am indifferent about d flogging,buh try counsel dem when u get d chance,and as for d parents,try keep off,cos we know ssuch folks dat do act holier dan thou,buh deep inside dey r rotten. D kids will grow up soon,just hope dey dnt get demselves into trouble early in life by d gal getting pregnant!

Its quite diturbing how I read about everyon blasting GEJ every minute over every statement he makes;even d old and dying ones are not left out of this act,and now even a haggard hungry looking man too,forgeting he is d president of this country. The question is ,how won't some youths attack the president's convoy,when d old ones are always blasting him without respect for his office.
Am nit a politician,nor a fan of politics but ds blast GEJ here and there should stop or atleast be reduced in order to gain respect for that office.
Atleast,I listened to a part of d mediaa chat and I could hear clearly everytn he said,altho some made no sense,buh I could hear him clearly,and he sounded healthy And in control of tns,unlike some bunch of old men who should actually b praying for their grandchildren in retirement,who are still clamoring to lead us by all means,and when dey talk,u can barely hear what dey say coz dey sound ill and frail!
Whoever wins should rule,but this disrespect for the office of the president must stop pls!

Aaa feeeeee ceeeeee!
*dodging bottles and stones*

Iamsynord:
This people never said he was not running the university well or charged him for Embezzlement Oo..Pure hate..How can someone be a Prof without having a PhD first

Its purre hate ,but den one can b a prof without a doctorate degree if u go through the medical line. After becoming a fellow(consultant) in ur field or specialty,one can progress to become a professor in dat same specialty. So its possible.

The fact is most of those voting may not have a PVC,just like me......
So most of these onlline polls dont usually translate to what happens in real time. E.g,d majority of those who has a pvc are even those grassroot people in rural areaas without access to internet,and these are d real voters. While majority of those who voted on that platform are people/majorly youngsters who has ppphones with internet access but no pvc.
The contest is stiff,and anyone can win,so let's wait till d real vote is cast with pvc.
Godbless Nigeria.

Honestly,am not into politicking,but the recent tussle btw pdp and apc supporters got me worried and I kinda took interest in these two political parties and their candidates esp for presidency.
While Jonathan seems to me like he is not in control of the country as a president should be,esp with some statements he makes,buhari on the other hand too doesn't seem well to me.
Has anyone heard buhari speak? Its just like he is murmuring,and u can c dat he is making sentences with sort of much difficulty wch puts to question the state of his health.
I wish people can look beyond this two people,and try giving little attention to oda political parties' candidates ;they are well read,not with controversial certificates,or certificates dey can't defend,dey r eloquent speakers,healthy,and doesn't sound nor look clueless to me.
I wish we can form a movement to support these oda political parties' candidates who aree still better off dan these two.
#LookBeyondApcPdp.

valmunich:
Who else thought it was Usher Raymond at first

I sir!

Op,maybe ur type and model of car isn't the type and model meant for that car park space,coz I learnt some churches has different car parks for different types and models of cars. Anyone can correct me if am wrong pls. Rather for different classes of cars. And dat goes on to show d level oof worldliness dat runs In The church.
Wchever way,if d op happened to b a first timer to d church,tell me d kinda impression dat action will pass.
God help us.
God help d church.

FrancisTony:
She can't.
University with the fastest academic calender is UNILORIN & UNIZIK, and their 2013 admitted student resumed 200level around September and October last year, respectively.
Except she's one of those Universities sha...

How did u forget so fast the numerous private universities that invaded our country? They admit dem easily and before u kno it,dey r out. Are u sure sef u attended any? Or u did by proxy!
#NaJoke o,before u start chasing me to kill oo!!

sinaj:
xori to dissapoint u cutie, m done with jamb about 2 yrs ago nd wil only nid it for my clearance in skul nxt yr...so u c, m not in ya league jambass

I think its undergraduates'/jambites'/minors'..........lest I forget,/jambass' day out! ! Have a field day!

Dats nothng nah. No big deal at all.

How we take kno say d girl no b man in disguise!!
Funny!

Lmao.

Lol