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Melonsmasher:
Like going to office naked would be totally amazing

If we were used to it, it won't have mattered.

RollinTNDA:
Good😍😍😍

This is how God created us without clothe and said everything He created was good in his eyes.

But humans out of shame started covering up their bodies!!

It is a sin to cover your body!!!
God created us naked
God didnt tell us to wear clothe

He created us naked for a reason.
But sin, shane and guilt made us cover our body

Even God was shocked to see Adam cover his body with leaves.

God out of suprise ask Adam...
Why are you covering yourself

That is to show you God created us to be naked!!

but joke apart, the original nature of man was supposed to be nak.ed.

Who knows if this clothes we are wearing is even contributing to our short life span

This thing now na everyday news?

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13 Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black


😂 Nigeria no be for novice

TMO

,

5% Muslim in your community will be friendly

10% Muslims in your community Will be asking for share

20% Muslim in your community will be fighting for share

50% Muslim in your community will be struggling to dominate your share and takeover everything.


Don't give Muslims a chance
The are never your friends.

seunowa:
See dis werey na pdp you wan defend with normal brain . Who are in pdp? Aren't they not the same?. No wonder your life never pass ground level because the werey in your brain is raised to power 1000

APC is worse than PDP

Anything that can destroy APC is welcome

You can't defend APC with a normal brain, never!

WHO SOLD NIGERIA TO THE BRITISH FOR £865K IN 1899?

This is the story of the first oil war, which was fought in the 19th century, in the area that became Nigeria.

All through the 19th century, palm oil was highly sought-after by the British, for use as an industrial lubricant for machinery. Remember that Britain was the world’s first industrialised nation, so they needed resources such as palm oil to maintain that.

Palm oil, of course, is a tropical plant, which is native to the Niger Delta. Malaysia’s dominance came a century later. By 1870, palm oil had replaced slaves as the main export of the Niger Delta, the area which was once known as the Slave Coast. At first, most of the trade in the oil palm was uncoordinated, with natives selling to those who gave them the best deals. Native chiefs such as former slave, Jaja of Opobo became immensely wealthy because of oil palm. With this wealth came influence.

However, among the Europeans, there was competition for who would get preferential access to the lucrative oil palm trade. In 1879, George Goldie formed the United African Company (UAC), which was modelled on the former East India Company. Goldie effectively took control of the Lower Niger River. By 1884, his company had 30 trading posts along the Lower Niger. This monopoly gave the British a strong hand against the French and Germans in the 1884 Berlin Conference. The British got the area that the UAC operated in, included in their sphere of influence after the Berlin Conference.

When the Brits got the terms they wanted from other Europeans, they began to deal with the African chiefs. Within two years of 1886, Goldie had signed treaties with tribal chiefs along the Benue and Niger Rivers whilst also penetrating inland. This move inland was against the spirit of verbal agreements that had been made to restrict the organisation’s activities to coastal regions.

By 1886, the company name changed to The National Africa Company and was granted a royal charter (incorporated). The charter authorised the company to administer the Niger Delta and all lands around the banks of the Benue and Niger Rivers. Soon after, the company was again renamed. The new name was Royal Niger Company, which survives, as Unilever, till this day.

To local chiefs, the Royal Niger Company negotiators had pledged free trade in the region. Behind, they entered private contracts on their terms. Because the (deceitful) private contracts were often written in English and signed by the local chiefs, the British government enforced them. So for example, Jaja of Opobo, when he tried to export palm oil on his own, was forced into exile for “obstructing commerce”. As an aside, Jaja was “forgiven” in 1891 and allowed to return home, but he died on the way back, poisoned with a cup of tea.

Seeing what happened to Jaja, some other native rulers began to look more closely at the deals they were getting from the Royal Nigeria Company. One of such kingdoms was Nembe, whose king, Koko Mingi VIII, ascended the throne in 1889 after being a Christian schoolteacher. Koko Mingi VIII, King Koko for short, like most rulers in the yard, was faced with the Royal Nigeria Company encroachment. He also resented the monopoly enjoyed by the Royal Nigeria Company and tried to seek out favourable trading terms, with particularly the Germans in Kamerun (Cameroon).

By 1894, the Royal Nigeria Company increasingly dictated whom the natives could trade with, and denied them direct access to their former markets. In late 1894, King Koko renounced Christianity and tried to form an alliance with Bonny and Okpoma against the Royal Nigeria Company to take back the trade. This is significant because while Okpoma joined up, Bonny refused. A harbinger of the successful “divide and rule” tactic.

On 29 January 1895, King Koko led an attack on the Royal Niger Company’s headquarters, which was in Akassa in today’s Bayelsa state. The pre-dawn raid had more than a thousand men involved. King Koko’s attack succeeded in capturing the base. Losing 40 of his men, King Koko captured 60 white men as hostages, as well as a lot of goods, ammunition and a Maxim gun. Koko then attempted to negotiate a release of the hostages in exchange for being allowed to chose his trading partners. The British refused to negotiate with Koko, and he had forty of the hostages killed. A British report claimed that the Nembe people ate them. On 20 February 1895, Britain’s Royal Navy, under Admiral Bedford attacked Brass and burned it to the ground. Many Nembe people died and smallpox finished off a lot of others.

By April 1895, business had returned to “normal”, normal being the conditions that the British wanted, and King Koko was on the run. Brass was fined £500 by the British, £62,494 (NGN29 million) in today’s money, and the looted weapons were returned as well as the surviving prisoners. After a British Parliamentary Commission sat, King Koko was offered terms of settlement by the British, which he re

That one know concern Me, why Nigeria getting worse everyday by day.

WHEN YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD OR ABOVE
Here are things to check out for:
A. Two things to check as often as you can:

(1) Your blood pressure
(2) Your blood sugar.

B. Six things to reduce to the minimum on your foods:

(1) Salt
(2) sugar
(3) preserved meat and foods
(4) red meat especially roasted
(5) diary products
(6) starchy products

C. Four things to increase in your foods:

(1) Greens/vegetables
(2) beans
(3) fruits
(4) nuts

D. Three things you need to forget:

(1) Your age
(2) your past
(3) your grievances

E. Four things you must have, no matter how weak or how strong you are:

(1) Friends who truly love you
(2) caring family
(3) positive thoughts
(4) a warm home.

F. Four things you need to do to stay healthy:

(1) fasting
(2) smiling / laughing
(3) trek / exercise
(4) reduce your weight.

G. Six things you don't have to do:

(1) Don't wait till you are hungry to eat
(2) don't wait till you are thirsty to drink
(3) don't wait till you are sleepy to sleep
(4) don't wait till you feel tired to rest
(5) don't wait till you get sick to go for health check-ups otherwise you will only regret later in life.
(6) don’t wait till you have problem before you pray to your God.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
Glorious child

That one know concern Me, why Nigeria getting worse everyday by day.

WHEN YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD OR ABOVE
Here are things to check out for:
A. Two things to check as often as you can:

(1) Your blood pressure
(2) Your blood sugar.

B. Six things to reduce to the minimum on your foods:

(1) Salt
(2) sugar
(3) preserved meat and foods
(4) red meat especially roasted
(5) diary products
(6) starchy products

C. Four things to increase in your foods:

(1) Greens/vegetables
(2) beans
(3) fruits
(4) nuts

D. Three things you need to forget:

(1) Your age
(2) your past
(3) your grievances

E. Four things you must have, no matter how weak or how strong you are:

(1) Friends who truly love you
(2) caring family
(3) positive thoughts
(4) a warm home.

F. Four things you need to do to stay healthy:

(1) fasting
(2) smiling / laughing
(3) trek / exercise
(4) reduce your weight.

G. Six things you don't have to do:

(1) Don't wait till you are hungry to eat
(2) don't wait till you are thirsty to drink
(3) don't wait till you are sleepy to sleep
(4) don't wait till you feel tired to rest
(5) don't wait till you get sick to go for health check-ups otherwise you will only regret later in life.
(6) don’t wait till you have problem before you pray to your God.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
Glorious child

APC wahala.


For those with high IQ, answer this question precisely...



NAME THE TWO PLACE ON THE HIDE MAN COMPLETELY?...


anyone with the ideas

Fun

Tellmeastory:
STOP LYING AND SPREADING FAKE NEWS.

Trump NEVER SAID THIS.

Liar from the pits of hell.

TRUMP HIMSELF IS A CORRUPT CRIMINAL CONVICT, with no regard for the law, so who is he to criticise Africa?

if Trump didn't say it

Is this critical statement, a lie?

By the way, how many African leaders attended Trump's inauguration?

stuffs2002:
IP0B/0BIRATS are already foaming at the mouth just because Tinubu is going for a presidential summit.

I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I UNDERSTOOD WHY TRUMP DIDN'T INVITE ANY AFRICAN LEADER AT HIS INAUGURATION. 🚨

At a press conference held in Washington, at the White House, Trump made profound statements against African leaders.
*Donald Trump explains his statements against Africans: If after 50 years of independence you have not built the necessary infrastructure for your people, are you human? Donald questioned. If you sit on gold, diamonds, oil, uranium, iron, copper, silver, magnesium, crude oil, gas, if your people die of hunger, without health and with nothing to live on, with terrible education, do you feel human? - Donald said. If you stay in power, you buy weapons abroad to kill your own citizens, are you human? If you despise and shoot your own citizens like nothing, who will respect them? If you become a thief in your own country, stealing all the resources destined for your country, while most of your brothers are miserable, starving and living very poorly, is that being human?



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Nnamdipapa:
He is a convicted felon. It does not matter what you and I think. That is the fact and if you and me have Trump's convictions, it is 100% certain we will be thrown in jail, that is a fact too and not my opinion or yours.
Criminals should not benefit from crime like Trump is going now.

come back to Nigeria if you belong here and free yourself from someone's country.

We can make Nigeria a desired destination for people from different parts of the world

I'm with trump on this

I hardly hear any summit in Nigeria... It always at a place this useless president will have an excuse to travel out for pleasure and squandering

Nnamdipapa:
Honestly, I think he is worse. Unfortunately, he has the power of the president and US has entered a defining moment in history.

I blame the Biden administration for failing to aggressively put the guy away . It should have been their number one priority and they failed woefully.

I betted money that the US electorate were smarter and Trump would never smell the presidency but lost thousands of dollars.

At this point, there is little difference between the American and the Nigerian electorates.

change is something that comes with a lot of pains and disappointment to some people and to others, it's a relieves.

It only one day that certain normal becomes abnormal.

Wether it favors you or hurt you... Change is inevitable to keep this world going.

Go and develop your own country. Full stop.

Tayorshd87:
God bless you.

I am 40+ before I venture into when loneliness won finish me in disguise 🥸

Like seriously marriage can be a scam but sometimes too we will need a companion 😔

Am now a father of 1 and am happy about it .

But the secret is make more money even while married so u can still have fun outside .

But being struggling with finance might be tragic either that's what we failed to understand on time 😕

I pray money will not stop our dream of settling down with a reasonable partner 🙏

Beautiful judgement


I will do this to a girl who just scammed me of 12k.

I will surely do it

Ohraykon:
you go tire and miss your freedom as bachelor except you marry your divine wife

They are not ready to settle down yet.

I met a lot of them in midst 20s, they want chop clean mouth.

I don't want a woman of midst 30s

Lol

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Sir, I thought you a newspaper company.

It's totally I know that you are an independent individual creating content with your posts.

LoneSoldier:
Bachelor's life is the way to freedom...!

following your responses is so meant of you with your bachelor's insights.

I don laugh tire

You really mean to remain a bachelor... Lol

I'm 40 with no wife but planning seriously to get one this year. I just need the companion

America wants to force grow their population. Hmmm

I don't understand this kind of constitution.

Or na by force to be Americans?

The crook leader gave the audacity to his followers to do as he did.


APC has no honesty in anyway.


They have corrupted all institutions

Cool

jamafa:
It was your time.

Even with d hardship due to subsidy removal at present, Some people are still doing what you did then.

Everything nah time.

if you are supporting this injustice from this government.... That means you are wicked

jamafa:
What has PDP done for Nigeria or Nigerians??

No b dem spoil the country??

I was able eat and I have enough to give my nebour <correct the bolded