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Madness dey ein own jeje now o...... You go dey tempt am

Mr Eazi And AJ..... Nice guys

I for like see votes that came in from northern Nigeria #Hypocrites

The owner should be thankful too.....

His village people myt be at work waiting to take his lyf.... But na anoda head kari am

I stopped weeing at SS3 too, that was 2008.... This is my life story... I mean me that am typing this at the moment today Sat, 28 September 2019..

It's a natural something, u can't just stop it... Forget stopping food and drinks at certain times... It won't work....

I even went further to tying rubber band on my rod, thinking when the wee gets there, the pain will wake me...... It works at the beginning, but when my rod started taking a wobble shape, I stopped ni jareh.

As at 2006,07,08..there were no affordable smart phones for alarms.... But now, its easier...

Bottom line is, get an alarm... Set it at 2hrs intervals..... It works o...
And the person in question must show interest by willing himself to stop!

Me: Babe, I jst had pepper soup for dinner

Babe: good for you!


This reply dey always piss me ehn.....

Avicii dey sing too... Isoryt

freemanbubble:
See beauty o
Beautiful Edo woman

Where davido for come see this he ugliness and frogged voice carry come life
In a saner planet davido is not supposed to be singing
Untalented Moda fuckkker with too many voice enhancer
Infact
Only tuface and Burna boy got talent

Listen to the likes of this foreign artiste and you will know what is talent.

The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift

If you don't listen to music twenty four hours in a day and you don't smoke weed please don't quote me
Abeg osazee give me that last tie make i burn am take listen to some post Malone songs

Boy thinks xenophobia looting is still in progress

You know what??..... In the next 50years. ....


We'd be looking at out present state now as good old days.......

Why don't we make it count?

Probably, the youths were cheated the last time a wedding took place..... And this time, The goat must diee!

I still don't understand why we keep splitting music into two... Worldly and gospel!

Forgetting that movies should be split too..


Meanwhile, same people that kick against worldly music takes their kids to the cinema to watch lion King which is a secular movie... Hypocrisy everywhere...

You won't listen to worldy music, but you can pay for black panther, aquaman...

To me, all these movies are worldly

Lass lass... Na Mr Eazi dey snap dem

Only fertilised eggs plss...male and female mating..

And Not eggs born out of chemical feeds given to chickens that later affect the human body!

Ask Jesus why he did not go to the hospital, rather he allowed the sick brought to him.....

Uchenaija:
My question Is why are there still hospitals when they're faith healing churches all around

You mean Sam OPARAJI

rentAcock:
While growing up, we were told the legendary story of Samuel Okwaraji the Nigerian player who lost his life after scoring our only goal in the 99-1 match against India. You see, India was beating us 99-0 simply because they used jazz that turned the ball into lions whenever the Nigerian players tried to score. Nigeria needed to score just one goal to win the match and Samuel Okwaraji was the only one to courageous enough to put the ball behind their net but he died instantly as a result. I know doctors will always conjure some fancy diagnosis to explain his sudden death but in the hearts of many Nigerians, Samuel Okwaraji died a legend.

I love stories like this, infact they give me an erection. In 1994, another legend made history by scoring against Bulgaria in the 20th minute at cotton bowl stadium Dallas. Rashidi Yekini became the first Nigerian player to score in the World Cup.

Eeya

If u give money to people......... They'll talk
If u don't give money to d people...... They'll talk
If u give in front of camera,..... They'll talk
If you are giving behind the camera.... They'll talk
If u make bank transfers.....they'll talk
If u give cash.... They'll talk
If a church builds university..... They'll talk
If a church donates to IDPs.... They'll talk...
If u buy private jets.... They'll talk
If u walk on the street.... They'll talk


I can go on and on.... Nigerians will always talk in everything...

If he wants to give in front of camera, why not, let him continue.... As long as he is helping people...

Wia is benita nzeribe

U av points sha....... But the points are too weak for my liking

Year 1

Mommy...... My Daddies are goin out oo....can I follow them?

pls... don't koman share our hunger with us oh........ they've counted us already

the reply is unprofessional and lacks ethical approach from a multinational firm that should be politically free.... the handler jst messed up......




what a way to lose ur job by Dec.

ask God why he left Satan to torment job

CheapDataGuy:
ahn ahn....
did't their grandmaster foresaw that wan??

well maybe God never liked them that was why he had to let them get involved in an accident

you will be astonished these guys will still be happy that God involved them in an accident but didn't take their lives through the accident.
but if to say na athiest now, e for be "why won't he be involve in accident when he chose to fight the Lord?

one thing I kn is.....

without testimonies and proofs that it works.... I know Nigerians well, they won't drop a penny as sacrifice...

winners family saw that this type of scamming pays.... and they are diving into it!

learn to face ur own church and leave dem alone...

EFCC, I'm here...


Zamfara, I'm here..

he meant Jesus Navas o

pawpaw get brez pass the nina sef

Bad dream as a reply.....



Baby, tell me ur dream again and lets bring it to reality as DM...

Wilfred Ndidi was the last goal scorer he ever saw in his life.....

Rip.....i still believe ur helicopter was tampered with!

Else, why would a helicopter that brought u 90mins ago crash jst after take off

Nigerian Landlords are wiser now!

They give u a quick notice 6months ahead of ur due date......leaving u to decide if you'll renew ur rent by the end of ur tenure!


Should you complete ur tenure, and still seeking for a free 6months to get a new place, they'll be like...... mr man, I av given u quick notice 6months ago....so pls move out if u cant pay!... wen u go to any court, the letter in ur hand was actually 6months ago...so u no get choice

I guess thats what happened to u!

Dem kari gay/lez come.....we take

Dem kari Jesus come....we take

Dem kari ojuju calabar (Halloween) come....we take


Africans, which way na?