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kullozone:
You guys won't even last for 2weeks. No be swear oh! Just look how excited you're because of a new "GIRLFRIEND"
you'll fvckup.... Again, no be swear oh!

Hahahaha, how you take know. I'm excited here I'm not even showing this to her.

I act normal like friends to her na she they even call me up self...

dacblogger:
broke ass nigga. ..she gave u 2k and you collected??, u don fall ur hand finish, this will make her nt respect u in the future

Hahahaha, I collected it because I have nothing to lose.

Atleast I'm smarter than you are. Mr nice guy

Opiletool:
People like you always scream chinko, whereas no one in your family has never invented ordinary wall clock. I doubt if you can reassemble a remote if disassembled.

Lol, compliment of the season bro! *cheers*

dingbang:
Congrats bro... I wonder if she will be gushing about you the way you do for her

Weiten concern me if she gush for me or not. I no send sef.

Cause me no carry my two leg go look for Babe o. I least expected Babe and Babe carry leg come. As I see am na I take.

I am enjoying the moment while it last. If it leads to something late on, I am ready

This na Chino, God no go let me buy potential bomb keep for house!

Compliments of the season everyone

Straight to the koko

I was at oweri some days before the Xmas went to chill of out with my cousin bro at his crib in school, so that day we went out strolling in the evening so I had to go to the atm to recharge my line, so on getting there we met a small queue so I decided to join the queue, was getting late so suddenly a beautiful gorgeous pretty juicy Babe just came in, air was suddenly filled with her sexy perfume and she walked straight to the line and asked if I could help her withdraw as there was two guys before me to my turn I told her No I can't help you sorry.
In my mind I was like why me o, you they try me o, like that dbanj song lol
So she pleaded that she could give me money to buy recharge card from it if I help her that she wants to get things to eat before it's late and it's dangerous to move , I was like Hmmmm, okay, just be in my front.

So it got to my turn and I let her do her thing after wards she stood by the corner waiting for me to do mine, so I recharged and walked up to her she handed me 2k for card.

I say oboi (no be say u need the cash o but he come be like nollywoood for my eye) , I was perplexed instantly and like what for? She said she is grateful I let her withdraw so she could beat time and go home early because where she live with her gf is pretty rough during Christmas, I say ok o no problem.

So she turned and was about living when I said "my name is kenny" and she replied "I'm monalisa" i said nice to meet you, she said cool, I say let me get your number, I would like to be friends she said no Prob.


Na so I collect am o,

Chatted her on whatsapp, she was cool, asked her if we could hang out the next day she said that she would be going home that she schools in oweri but lives in Delta. I was surprised! So she said

She's delta igbo.

Fast forward I asked her out on Christmas day and she agreed.

So yesterday we went to shop rite, had fun, she paid the bills for the first food stuffs we both and I paid the rest cause she was out of money and crowd was too much for her to use ATM.

We spend 6k, we both paid half. It was really fun!

We didn't take much pictures though, she didn't let me post them here lol, she is shy.

Anyway this my good news o.

The girl is real lovely and nice and she is beautiful and oh my god she is chubby, no fat P. As in chubby when make sense, nice caramel skin!

I thank God years of being single is over.!

thePretender:
Sorry bro too long, using 256kb RAM phone

Blood of God!

Hahaha lwkmd

Naijalabel:
In this Season of Love and Celebration.

A Nairalander gave a surprise proposal to his Girl friend at Ibom Tropicana.

See their lovely photos below

Your woman make sense o

That's why he is the Godfather!

What's now the need to strip him naked.

Anuoluwapo3054:
YEEEE.... MOGBE ....THIS IS DEEP, FIPA OF THE HIGHEST ORDER....IF NA ME BE THAT GUY, I GO JUST COMOT FOR THAT PLACE....

As in, the guy just come be like total MOROON

veekid:
She's beautiful

Very beautiful, my type of Lady, the fine just fine in it's own way, chai!

The Godfather!!!! Baba na you biko

Nixiepie:
Her village witches doesn't want her to go to school at all, she needs prayers

Oh must you include religion into this..

finnestdope:
go and apologize to her

Already did with enough chocolates and let her beat me back with her soft tender baby hands, it was more of a tickling sensation than a painful one, lol, oh kids are wonderful beings, makes me wanna have a cute child but all these naija girls.....

I don't understand Yoruba.. .

finnestdope:
hahahaha

As for me op, I regret beating my kid sis because of something she didn't do, the memory of her pretty face crying that day still hurts my soul, still making up for it till today she is a very calm girl.

Use raw honey...

AgbenuAnna:
I regret not getting first class

How would you have even gotten first class, when you cannot read and comprehend the title of the thread. Lol

manutdadex:
too much zeeworld! Mtcheew

Lol

This one they happen for only American film.

Good thing I no be fuckboy.

If me and u no do test we no dey Sex.

suzan404:
Who told you that

Aunty her name is IAmOged...

Very informative, thanks op.

suzan404:
People still dey form hard to get ......this time wey husband scarce for market


Well,if you look responsible,mind your manners,and you're well-groomed...no lady would form hard to get if you approach her

Aunty but someone told me that you people don't like guys who love you and give a shit about you and that you girls want a guy who doesn't care / show love na...

Una face na WA..

If you know weiten girls don use man eye see you no go take anyone serious.


Flex and Bleep all you can.

IAmOged:
bookmark and read later....its good for you

So Aunty I should do all these ones just because of one idiot girl?

Biko if you no like normal love, go die, when you get to 30 and no husband, it's not my business.

I will now start to kill myself for one girl when if she reach 40 beauty don start to fade? Tufiakwa.

No worry Aunty, I no dey find girlfriend, I have lots of fun things doing now that I don't even need a girlfriend,

If time reach I give one Bae Belle, I carry my pickin go, nothing concern me.

Enough of all this crap.

Allisonrichy:
My guy no be laughing matter oh
I serious oh

But why all this girls they do like this na.

Later them go say all men are the same.

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