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Overall finishing is poor. Song is below average, sounds are not interesting (my opinion) I don't know what others feel, in all, there is room for improvement.

bronzegoddess:
Why e dey hard for man to fine

When you say 'man' generally refering to both guys?

Well, looks like he is hiding something under his trouser.

ernesty20:
My girlfriend told me she would be having sex this new year without condom. My intuition is telling me she is up to something silly.

Maybe she wants to get pregnant for me, i dnt know. I am still too young to father a child.

Fellow Nairalanders, when a girl tells u she want it raw, what does she mean

It means she wants to give you HIV.

captainflash:



Sai baba, Suit no fit you oo.


But You try sha!!!


Happy new year in advance to all my fellow nairalanders, My friends, My country nigeria, May God continue to bless you all in Jesus Name!

Mehn suite no fit am at all.

Choi Nl dudes nor try facially.

PLANETMARS:
so person no fit pay me fakke currency make i double am with nairaland like d op...in other news airforce1 year don end u neva still blow

Watch out for me. Come 2016. Just 2hrs from now

Drop ma hit tracks, become a celeb, make cool cash, put a smile on ma dads face for supporting my music career and funding me, pay my tithe, buy my mum a brand new jeep, and lastly get a beautiful girlfriend for marriage.

Senior prophet TB. Joshua (already the man of the year anyways.)

Lol.... Crazy *falls of palm wine tree*

adesegun121:
Wow

@ : http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/nysc-tallest-babepicguys-over-to-you.html

Never knew we still had giants on this earth

Stupid bitch, majority of Nigerian girls don't respect their selves.

Lol stupid girl you forgot he was a kid when he was fucking your pussy doggystyle.

Lwkmd oo

doyinisaac:
Broke niggas always think they have an opinion...

Bro. Kenshin Munac ain't broke. I don't have to prove it to you.

I have always disliked that Sean tizzle dude
Looms weird, gayish

Speechless3:
Can't believe someone just said this!

If only she was smart....

If only she was smart like you to try and tie him down with charm

prettysolid:
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that most armed robbers are now from Delta state and they are migrating to every part of the country and now its borders to carry out their crimes.

It's just you.

Docmann:
Have to create a New Nick for this,Just to hide My identity.Please am not begging anybody to believe this life experience i just wrote down

here, Rather for all to be careful with who ever you are having an unprotected sex with in life, either male or female...Please pardon my Use of

words and spellings.

A friend of mine Visited me in my office,we started discussing as usual, along the line he brought up his personal issues just to get some idea from

me. He told me how he was having serious issues with his Girl friend he loves so much, in the area of him Putting on a CD during Love Making. He

told me that it has been causing so much problem for the both of them in his relationship, because the Gf dont like her guy using CD to make

love to her, because she felt like she is a prostitute and she dont enjoy it, rather she prefer raw Love making..He told me that he would have

love to do it raw, But if he does it he will surely release inside her and his not ready to have a baby for now, That he can only do it raw when

she has fully becomes his wife..They have been dating for like 6months now,they have only made love about 4times, but most times it always

end up in quarreling between both because of the CD Thing, though she works and stay far from him..The pressure was becoming so much on

him from this lady he love, so i advised him to take the lady to the hospital to run blood and pregnancy test on her, that's one condition you will

only give to her before you can Make love with her raw without using protection if she agrees okay. He called me on the phone after some days

gone by, he told me that His Gf refused to follow him to the hospital, that she only brought a pregnancy test to show it to him that she is not

pregnant. He was so confused, yet still blinded by real love for the lady, but something in me kept telling me that the lady is up to something

bad, so i have to do everything to make sure he stays away for sometime from the lady before he might fall into the lady request, so that i can

be able to figure out what to do just to help him out...I Finally figured out a way for us to be fully sure that she dont have any problem inside

her, I told my friend to invite her during this xmas holiday,plead with her and tell her you are now ready to do raw love making without CD with

her, That when she comes we will drug her favorite drink she likes, when she dose off, i will now take little of her blood just to put on the Hand

made easy blood Test Device..We both agreed on that, he called the lady and invited her to his house, she was so happy coming to spend some

days with her man..She came around, she was introduce to me by my friend, her laughter was so natural,very friendly to be with,tall and very

beautiful in nature. We really discussed a lot, i distracted her from not paying attention to my friend while he was pouring drink for the 3 of us,

drink was served by him,i rushed mine pretending to be going home because it was getting late in the night,she drank hers hoping to see me off,

but after some few minute she started feeling dizzy, i knew it was the effect of the drug. She slept off, i quickly took little sample of her

blood, i tested her blood immediately, you wont believe what i find out, The result was HIV Positive showing clear for we to see, i did the test

4times in front of my friend still the same, he almost fainted. I check his, it showed Negative..This happened a day ago, I stayed with him all the

night, just to make sure he dont do anything nasty to the lady. She woke up after like 40min,she saw little stain of blood in one of her thumb,

but couldnt take it serious, she was so shock to see me, because she thought i have already gone home, she asked me wont i go home is

already late in the night. I said, am sleeping here tonight because i have a lot to discuss with your guy..She changed her mood,she went inside

the room to sleep, I and my friend were awake all through out in the parlor..Morning time, guess she faked an urgent call she parked her things

back inside her bag, demanded for some money,which my friend did gave her enough, off she went away..I Felt weak and down, for breaking

there relationship and also for treating the lady in such manner in other to find out her hidden agenda..My conscience has been disturbing

me,though my friend thanked me a lot and now sees me as a Guardian Angel.... But please Guys,Ladies be careful of who you want to have an

unprotected Sex With, HIV IS REAL and is not written on each person forehead...But lets keep showing much love and care toward all the

affected ones, hoping sooner,wishing one day there cure will come and they will bounce back healthy again.

Dude. Honestly you did well. God bless... Which state did this happen bro?

B

donem:
Was surprised all the front page commenters, never noticed the silly act of those two fools except yourself.

Lol all those niggaz care about the first to comment only.

,see those two fools standing next to the tanker@ first pic, if the tanker blows up now and kills them now people will start shouting tanker this and that.

Oboi, this one na bush meat done finally catch hunter.

Lol @bigger than the head of your family, Nigerians are pained people mehn. Hope I won't get blasted like this when i become a superstar

emusmith:
Some Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do.

Good evening peeps.
I have critically looked at some complains by Nairaland guys and to be honest, some of them sound so hilarious. They open threads about it and still, the truth remains covered. They leave more frustrated, I guess.

I thought it timely to unveil some of the REASONS LADIES ACT THE WAY THEY DO.

I'm no psychologist neither I TIM LAHAYE, but I believe some of these answers will help my Nairaland friends to better understand our ladies better and not get confused when these attitudes play out.

Let's see some reasons:


1. When she leaves her undies at your place

- A lady told me saying, it's a "possessing your possession" tactics. I was like, who does that? I thought differently until today.

- A few others (5%) just forgot it. Thanks to constant cohabitation.



2. When she starts over-demanding even when she knows your financial capacity.

- She just met some one else and wants a breakup via a quarrel.

- Must have heard friends boasting on how theirs involve in profligate spending on them.


3. When she gets angry each time you ask her about her past relationships

- She isn't proud of something there. Not like she is bad but it hurts her to have made some mistakes. Give her some time before proceeding to the next point...


- She is hiding something from you.
If she is a sincere girl who wants a honest relationship, she shouldn't get angry for crying out loud. All the time you gave her, yet, she wants to conceal it till...you hear it from elsewhere and she now comes begging, "hun, I'm sorry. It was the devil" lobatan!



4. When she tells you, "I'm in a relationship" and still wants to be your friend, and her supposed "imaginary" boyfriend isn't in sight."


- Have you noticed, the best thing to do
is to be her friend? That statement is a tricky one. Be her friend to the point of being a brother (Make her free, laugh and happy, with friendship in mind- cancel her thoughts) . At that point, she will focus her attention on you. She might even approach you. It might be too late then.


5. When she keeps changing her decisions about dating you.


- Sometimes, it's because there are other options available to her. But something about you makes her want to still consider you. She's still trying to keep you with one hand.

- Other times, it's just the influence of friends. Her bestie, perhaps.


6. When you are having an "emotional chat" with her and dp goes, wow, "I love you, Pete. and your name is Jamiu!

- Firstly Jamiu, she might be seeing you as a
stalker. Maybe, you forced your way into her Friend's List. She wants to get rid of you ASAP.

- Secondly, If you're James and not Jamiu, she's just trying to play with your mind by making you think she is surrounded. More often than not, Pete doesn't exist! She's so alone. It's a strategy called 5-4-1.


7. When she says to this thread and the Op, "You'll never be able to understand a woman, NEVER, no matter how hard you try!"

- That's a harsh defence tactics by Nairaland Ladies called 6-3-1 since 1672. .



Gnyt.

I just met a new girl yesterday and she's beautiful, I like her. But I don't know how to get her. I'm a cute dude but you know cuteness can't just give you any girl, so give me tips man