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Honestly people are so clueless. And they think they have a right to call GEJ a clueless person. Just feed them any news and they grab it with all might.

This is just a picture for crying out loud which can mean anything from an event that took place years ago or a cover up of the real deal.

If I know anything about APC, it is that they have media intelligence and know how to channel their influence through this means. They know that media is their strength and can do and undo using it. They also know that nigerians are gullible and will fall for any story fed them so they wilingly dish heaps of juicy gabbage that will work on their minds to their advantage. Then they hype on the gabbage and shove it in your face until you believe it.

they are confirmed white liars. Theylie through their nose eyes ears and every part of their body. Nothing they say is true

Cypha8:
Now you pack your bags

What's the school saying regarding late registration and your accommodation?

I already told them when I will be coming. And they've also extended the registration deadline for me so no qualms.

As for bags, I don pack am since last week no shaking

yinksob002:
Congrats. I wish u the best in your academic pursuit

Thank you.

Cypha8:
Congrats! Ticket sorted?

Yes I was told to pay 1,100 to complete the payment. My confirmation ticket has been sent to me.

Hian o! I don't need to read your story Jesus was a jew born of jewish parent in the town of bethlehem. Go back to your bible and stop spewing nonsense here

figo77:
Hello guys, I'm passing through this right now and don't know what to do. I have a girl that is forcing herself on me but I have no feelings for her.
Right from d time that we saw each other, i never developed any feelings for her. It's not that she is ugly and flat, she is OK, but yet I don't like her more than friendship stuff

She is my hall at school, staying with her Friend, she came to my hall last year ending and since then she has been turning green lights, u should know what I mean.

I find it hard to cope with her maybe because I'm seeing her everyday and it's like we're living couple's life which I hate. I thought of breaking up with her but my friends are like it's wrong to break up with a girl in this kind of situation. Dz girl loves me so much but I don't. D day I told her I wasn't interested, all my hall mate knew something was wrong, she cried so much that I have to go and tell her I was just testing her faith whereas I was so fed up of d relationship.

I will soon be transfered from dz town to another.. It's how d system is...I will go to another campus to continue my course. Someone is like when d distance is there, that I should not call her often maybe once in a week dat it's better dan breaking up with her to avoid hatred. Why another friend said it's when I go I will start developing feelings for her but I think that's not possible but he said that's what will happen.
I think of changing my number and every details of me that she knows

I've not have sex with her buh she is ready to give herself if I ask her but I made sure I didn't have sex with her cos I have no feelings for her.

She thinks I love her but I'm just playing along not to cause any damage

D question I want to ask u guys is what can I do?
How can I break up with her without causing hatred??

figo77:
I have a huge crush on a girl in my street but i've been looking 4 a way to chat with her bt didnt see any

bt nw i did something,i stole her number from someone close to her but dont knw wat 2 do

if i call her and i tell her i got her num. 4rm sum1 i tink she will be like i cant approach or sumtin.

I have her number nw,but what can i do with it? Or what should i do?
Pls guys,need ur help

Karma is a b***ch indeed. You are dumping one lady to chase another. How are you not the victim in your own story

Our president.

I just collected my visa.

Thanks so much everyone, with you i am the best .

Btw Visa application for undergraduate and masters end this month. I saw it on the notice. Only doctoral students are accepted now.
Repatriation also ends on 28th.

Its beautiful. Not your typical nigerian building

Guys o. After paying the naira equivalent of 153,500 approx.,(for $767.49) into their stanbic ibtc account, I got this error message:

Error
There is a mismatch in the configured currency. Please contact SAA Call Center.
OK

I plan to call tomorrow but by then my booking period would have lapsed. Has anyone ever experienced this? What did it mean?

Cc drealsheggs, samtol4

This is terrible.

The heart of man is desperately wicked above all things who can know it

samtol4:
You didn't check well madam because am talking out of experience .

They don't fly Cape Town

Why does everyone keep quoting arik airline? I.ve never met a cheap booking time with that airline.

Who needs her endorsement sef? I don forget say she dey exist

santos876:
mine is no 1
choose urs

12 all the way

That face is epic

And 8 as well. That pain touches the heart

By the way since I was the one who broke up with my ex. He's probably wishing me worse

drealsheggs:
kindly try this link below. It would help you with the conversion stuff. Cheers.

http://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=767.49&From=USD&To=NGN

Thanks so much you're the best.

Do I send that exact amount or would it incure charges?

Guys pls I booked SAA and I'm about to pay by online transfer through internet banking but I don't know how to convert to naira and send. Fare is 767.49dollars and I have a naira mastercard. How do I go about this?

I can imagine how she's feeling now. It's so sad

AirborneLacer:
I think the biggest disadvantage of getting hitched to a virgin is the endless uninspiring sex she's ready to hand out to you.

They lack the needed experience and seeing pornography doesn't provide one with such experience. Engaging in constant sexual activities is the only way to be versed in the act.

This is something the virgins are missing out on hence most of them are found to be boring in bed.

Some men love 'em that way anyway.

Will they stay that way forever? Its starts one day. Even the most experienced lover didn't learn to be great in bed overnight.
Infact its best because you learn exclusively for your spouse and know what he/she likes. After a year of marriage you can hardly call a so called virgin a 'learner'

All na wash. That thing is for the presidency and the likes. Ours is just to admire

Nice

Movesz:
No story telling...

This tips gives an edge to for you to get any nigerian girl either she is a runs girl or decent girl..

#Buy her something:
no matter the class, girls will always be girls.

If girls like anything then its gifts..

Have you been eyeing that girl?
You want her to be your side chick?

Then t his will work well this valentines..surprise her with a gift..

#Teach her something:
Its a natural phenomenal every body love to learn something new..

Every nija girl like a handy guy!!

Just like on nairaland where you use (.) to book space then comment later on..

Teaching her something allow you to book a space in her heart before you introduce your intention.

#Tell her something:
Tell her a something that's supposed to be a secret about you..

This will make her feel like she knows a part of you that nobody knows..

Note: This doesn't have to be true because if you guys have issues later on her girlish attitude will not stop her from using it against you..


#Take her somewhere:
Cinema,club,concert,award show,your house...etc

Just make it worth the while and filled with good memory.


#Excite her:
Make her want to do things...
So that it will only feel normal for her to want to have sex with you..

Encourage, motivate her..(Don't stress it sha because that is the job of guy in her friend zone)

#Be generous with compliments:
Every girl like to be in the spot light..
Make her feel like she stands out mostly when she is not then she really stand out generous in such a way that it normal..

(After all this tips let her know your mind, if she bounce you give her space move on)Remember she can be friend zone you forever$$$$$$$o if she bounce you move on... Another girl will fall so you don't have to fall.

Bonus: use words I know we are not dating but I get jealous when.....
(To make her feel you are jealous)

The most interesting part is that she will see it coming buh she just can't help it buh fall.


Feel free to add yours.

Doesn't work.

You buy me anything without my asking, I'll eat it and go back to my fiance.

If you talk too much I'll just get bored or worse still, judgemental.

Saying you are jealous of my man makes me mad. I.ll see u as a cheater

So go figure

samtol4:
when are u likely to leave Nigeria?

In two weeks time

Brain tissa

xundey22:
Thank you for your replies. Your comments have been of tremendous help. God bless you and other Nairalanders.

Sure

xundey22:
Thank you all. Can you give me the office address of the momentum in Nigeria, if there is any. I would love to visit their office. Thanks.

I don't think there's an office in Nigeria. It's mostly online. But you can contact them as they're 'email friendly'.
Antonia.Coopoo@momentum.co.za

antoinette.nell@momentum.co.za

These are some I know

Goodluck

samtol4:
A month is R349 and 12months will be 4188. I was in their office last week and that still remain the official price

That's for 2015. The price has increased for 2016. If the year you are applying for spills over into next year, you'll have to pay a higher fee for the months covered in 2016

For instance, I applied for march 2015 to February 2016. I paid R4188 but was given 11 months cover. After emails back and forth, they explained and I had to pay extra R70 for the months of Jan and Feb 2016 I.e R384/month

madgoat:
The guy messed up... But if na me and u vex me on my wedding day i fit slap u even if u are d bride

Madgoat

Somehow this story cracks me up and I don't know why??

By the way I will advise couples like these one to see a marriage counselor or pastor. Some people are like chameleon sha. Only God knows the true content of the heart.

Sisters, when they say "pray and SHINE your eyes" you be forming I love him. Now you see what can happen

phemza:
Greetings to you my people.
check out the interesting Korean Films e.g.
1. The Moon that Embrace the Sun
2. Faith
3. Love me Again
4. City Hunter
5. Jang bori
6. Night Watchman
7. Lovers of Music and many more.
Watch out all interesting Korea Films.
Please if you've watch, send yours and lat the page be full.
Thanks and God Bless You. Have a nice time. :

Not faith pls. That film is not nice

So nobody has an answer to mine as well?

Lol. Church pros.titute

Listen well for when your flight is called over the PAS. And be punctual