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Don't say clap for him/her,rather say: clap him/her. Clap us or them.
Don't say: dress for me,say: please make space for me to sit.
Don't say: I'm going for choir practice. Say: I'm going for choir rehearsal.
Don't say:rounded up. Say: rounded off.

@Op,I'm not pained or angry that u took this snapshot and post here cos any who can identify d plate num will quickly alert FAM membrz,my anger and pain rait now is that while u were doing this,can't oda onlookers help in calling emergency unit or rushing them to d hospitals Look at d helpless crying out for help.

Nice one. Greatest ManUite?? Great!!!!!! ;DNice one. Greatest ManUite?? Great!!!!!!

Smh.... I don't believe its a rape cos if it was,on DAT very day it happened,dey would have reported,not waiting fr pregnancy.. She reported cos she was scared of Abortion and the twin complained cos she got jealous that the man slept with her sista. She felt she was d only gf.

Except its home video. bt if its real,den its rub.bi.ssh,cos wat will a secndary schl boy be doin 2catar 4a wife. u tink say marriage na moi moi?
he beta go cmplt his schl. by d way,wer did he gt mney 2buy d ring?
Na wao 4schldents of nowadays

bennifield11:
Bad belle everywhere,must you insult them?

I taya oooooo. if u don't like dia package, den bluff dem. dont attend d wedding nd allow dem open dia secrets demselvs.
LOL.

manosteel:
Considering the rate of infidelities in our society, especially coming from a woman that can be described as happily married, with a loving husband, and having everything, yet end up sleeping with another man say her boss in the office. One will begin to ask the important question, what are the things that can make a happily married woman sleep with another man? I believe knowing some of these things will help us to take necessary corrections and save our homes.

If she's happy,she wunt go out bt if she despite bein api went out,den she's GREEDY

some tyms I wonder why its only In Africa all of such are seen. why can't we dig 4beta tins dats can fetch money?
Fe.ti.sh Africans

areyemi:
First and foremost, I want to thank seun for this platform.

I finished my NYSC July 2nd last year and ever since then i've been on a lookout.

Just early this week I got two job offers one with a startup company offering to pay 55K and another with a bank as an HR personnel and i'm been offer roughly 75k, but i'm confused on which of this two offers to go for.

Owing to the news of hire and fire in the banking industry, i'm really skeptical on resuming work on Monday, 4th of january.

Please, I need your advise. Thanks and God bless.

Lalasticlala...

I will advice u tek d cmpany job, cos d bankin system ain wat it was.

lilmax:
Do you know the meaning of labour?

Leave dem jare. wen labour holds dem dey wunt be smiling, talk mre painting face. èkù labòùŕ oooooo.

jayzblack:
I LOVE INSULT AND GOSSIPING. THAT WAS WHY I JOINED NL

OLÒDÒ. LOL.

BishopManuel:
Yeah.. this is it.. I was a normal post and comment reader(guest) before.. and I just love Topics from the romance section.. I stayed as a guest for years sha... not until I Saw A story "My 2go love story" by tosyne2much I loved the story like madt... buh since nairaland crashed dat time... It's nowhere to b found nw ... I had to register then to to drop a comment because the story was damn too good... that was wat triggered my registration on dis site... so tell me what made you Register to Nairaland?


Lalasticlala Oya boss me...

I joined cos I need more matured nd xposed pipul 2tlk to nd open up minds with.

I jst rmembrd my friend's son,wenever I am listening to a song he will com nd say " aunty I sabi d song" den I will say ok wu sing am,he will say" na nekel naksin" dats Michael Jackson. I cant hep bt kip lafin..

sheis:
Happy New Year everyone.
I thank you all for your advice.
@Cutehector, I am not a male.
These are my siblings. I have complained and explained. I am just out of Job right now and it is pretty tough.

@Kentzz, you are right. It does affect relationships. I was so concerned about fending for my family, I lost sight of what I would consider the right mate.
Now I am so angry that all my efforts have never been enough. I feel like running away.

Pls dnt runaway,jst place den on ur shoulders on place ur emotions nd issues on ur hed. dey will surviv. pls live ur lyf,marry d bst man of ur choice,av kids of ur own,be api wit ur mate nd ur famli will gv u space.

mamagee3:
He could be doing that for my brother.

cant hep bt LOL. Funny U

mamageeiscool:

I am the only lady in the house except my mother.

so....... its.....U

its a normal trend here in nigeria. wmen are neva respected nd trited with luv. useles man.
mit ha n court,campbelliiiiiii..

amtaken:
Some husbands treat their wives like rags nowadays.


That hardens the women's hearts and make them to act up.



Most Nigerian women are only enduring their marriages for their children's sakes.



Nigerian men repent!



Stop bringing out the worst in your wives/women!



NB: quote me and automatically turn to a woman!



Hahahahaha!



#Notathreat.

Ure v r y corekt. agri wif u

mamagee3:

How am I supposed to know?

I don't live alone so it's not like I'll know the answer immediately.

ok..... tripping 4u or any oda ladis in da aouz......
cute rait. lol

sheis:
I just want a decent life. Why is it so hard? How can the whole family depend on one person? I have been strong enough to do my best over the years. These days, it just sucks.
I just want to be able to think and plan for myself.
I want to be happy and not worried about paying bills.
I want a normal life and not playing mummy when I should be falling in love and starting a family.
I want to sleep well and not have countless nightmares.
Family is important but am I asking for too much?
A miracle?

my dear be strong. its not easy xpecially if ure d bred winna. am tellin dat I undstnd aw ure feelin cos am also in d same boat as u. bt dear,kndly put dem aside 4now nd tink abt ur lyf,settle dwn wit d rait mate nd av ur kids. look,if u die tday,dey will kip livin. if u dnt act now,d rait man will run away nd wen u gt tired, ull end up wit d wrung mare nd dat will worsen ur prb cos ull liv all ur lyf n regrets.
I know wat am talking about.
sorry

am sure ure soundin dis way cos u aain marid or gt kids yet. anyways, diapas are mre convenient nd hygienically beta bt its ur choice nd stl pending if u are d typ dat av shame,if not u can use nappy nd neva mnd wat onlookers says. we av chipa diapas. infct wen amm brke domtyms,I buy d 3 in one wich s sold 4 100naira

yes oooo,I want to see him toooooo. lala shi ojurè ki a woò. ru lagbaja? lol

na wao. y r northerners lik dis?
and u baby mama,u shldnt av left d precious child with d animalistic fada,mre so u shldav choke him too..
bombomclot.

Annstar:
Hmmmmmm......... Nairalanders!!! welcome to the end of the year....
How would you describe YOUR 2015 with just a word
Mine:::IMPRESSIVE

CHANGE

since u dont av any issue avin carried out several tests,ull get preg nd av kids of ur own. bt if u do,I can connect u with a doctor wu asisted my aunt wu wasnt preg 10yrs aftr marriage. she's preg now nd bein managed by same doc. it is well dearie

my son who s a year nd haf always say "mummy awu me" instead of"mummy carry me"

worry359:
Child must learn a lesson once and for all.
If beating is not possible I would take the child to the market and sell or exchange them for bag of rice.

worry359:
Child must learn a lesson once and for all.
If beating is not possible I would take the child to the market and sell or exchange them for bag of rice.

U DON CRAZE

she ain a real girl frnd. if na tru girl she no go disgrace ha fiancé or hubby in public. him too carry. gud of him. luk 4respnsible grls nxt tym.

maybe she luv d guy nd finds out she older,trust naija guys,wen dey knw dey olda dan u,ure doomed. lol.
she'll lie so she wunt loose ha luv. lol

you shouldn't xpect beta plan 4rm bauchi now. it ain lagos or abuja. smh.